I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 456 455 The most hellish settlement

Chapter 456 455. The most hellish settlement

In the pure white transit space.

With many people coming back to Lin Li, the space suddenly seemed full.

"Pete! Chris! Brian! Why are we here again? Wasn't I still in the cave just now? What happened!" The confused Louise looked around and said warily.

"I don't know, Chris and I have been tied up from behind. Although I quite like this kind of game, I also taught them many methods when they were doing it." Peter took off the collar of his shirt, revealing the sex underneath. The intricate ropes, then pulled the pants forward with some sadness, lowered his head and said:

"But - it seems that it has been tied for too long. Mine is a little purple and I can't feel it at all. It seems that it can no longer be used."

Lin Li, who was watching the fun, choked on the air. Who would tie that place?

But when Pete loses his tip, it’s like a rapeseed man meeting Seele. It can be considered a good thing and a salvation for the whole world——

I really like the saying of Star Dome Railway: "Xie'er, I will protect everyone~"

"Oh my god, this means that Brian, who has had sex with alien captains and hamsters, will always be the one to beat me. No, no, it's time to sterilize Brian." Pete said, clenching his fists.

"Dad, mine seems to be the same." Chris on the side lowered his head and said.

"Normally, the method I made the ninja use on you is more serious, but what does it matter, Chris, you won't need it anyway." Peter comforted, "No one will like a fat and ugly guy like you. You look down and you can’t even see your dick, look at your big belly, I’m so ashamed of you.”

Lin Li believed that Peter needed to use more rigorous wording, such as "No girl will like you like this." After all, Chris is still very popular in the Nantong community.

Chris glanced at Pete's even bigger belly and plucked up the courage to retort: "Dad, you are obviously about the same size as me!"

"We are different. In terms of physical fitness, it takes you 40 seconds to run 100 meters, but your father, that is, me, ran the fastest 100 meters in 9.21!" Pete said proudly He said, his words serious.

"Really? Dad?" Chris was surprised and admired. "You are faster than Bolt. Why didn't Guinness record your name?"

"I asked, and they said being hit by a car doesn't count as a record. I really don't know how to adapt. And who said Guinness doesn't have my record? I still hold the world record for the most continuous farts underwater." Pete said here , and very angry:

"Bolt? Haha - sprinting is still the domain of black people after all. After all, they are naturally good at running, which is a racial advantage!!! Chris, do you know that the fact that you have a father has already surpassed 99% of black people, their black children 'will run away from birth'!

The most chaotic holiday in the black ghetto is Father's Day! Also, why do they like to call each other bro? It’s just because he doesn’t know who his father is, so they are all brothers! "

"I know this, dad. Black people who run slowly are already in jail." Chris is a genius, and he immediately draws inferences: "They have to race with police cars, bullets, girlfriends, and children all day long! They are really working hard! Running fast is the way to go.

The teacher told us about a brain teaser. There are three black people in the car. Who is driving? ——Of course it’s the police! "

Your political stance is a bit too extreme.

Disney will kneel down when they see you.

Lin Li was a little embarrassed because he had no merit and immediately thought of a suitable joke:

Why do black people have body odor - so that blind people can discriminate against them.

Both Brian and Dumpling Head were quiet.

It’s not that they don’t want to join in this feast of discrimination.

Because of……

Dumpling Head is in a coma because he received a flying kick from a grown man a few minutes ago.

Brian is in the sluggish ultimate sage mode - the magic of love is indeed the magic of love, turning the hamster flywheel into a cream puff, turning Brian into a great sage and sage. He just heard that Pete wanted to sterilize himself He even smiled.

"My Meg——" Louise suddenly thought of her deceased child. She felt sad in her heart and began to cry bitterly. "There are no bones left..."

Peter, who was still teaching Chris the knowledge about fighting crime and eliminating evil, immediately ran to Louise after hearing the sound, took out the skull and hand bones from his pocket, handed them to Louise, and comforted: "How can there be no bones?" I still have my head and hands."

Then Pete chuckled: "Halloween is just around the corner. With Meg this year, we don't have to go to the cemetery to dig up Joe's grandpa to use. Meg's skull is really suitable for making a colorful lantern ball. We can be a family then." Dancing under it."

"Wait a minute," Louise didn't have time to cry or defend Meg. She realized what had happened and asked, "You mean the skeleton we used for Halloween in previous years was Joe's grandfather?"

"No." Peter shook his head.

"That's good, I almost don't know how to face Joe..." Louise was about to breathe a sigh of relief.

"——Before, we used Joe's grandma, but we broke it the year before last, so last year we used Joe's grandpa." Pete explained carefully and carefully, "But Joe's grandpa is really not as good as grandma, I feel He has some osteoporosis. After all, he and Brian played a few bone-throwing games last Halloween, and Grandpa Joe couldn't bear it. He should have taken more calcium supplements before he died."

"..."

Louise seemed to be breaking her guard: "Pete!!! I think it is very rude to celebrate Halloween with the corpses of other people's grandparents!"

"But I asked them for their opinions, and Joe's grandparents didn't reject me." Peter said a little aggrievedly, "When I went to bed at night, I dreamed that they said they couldn't wait to see me in hell. , doesn’t this mean you approve of my behavior?”

Then Peter discovered the blind spot and frowned and said to himself: "Strange, why do they think I will go to hell after death, and can't I go to heaven?"

"Peter... don't do this next time. We need to respect the dead people." Louise said, feeling like she was about to faint.

"But weren't we still in the cemetery when we were young...you were very excited at the time." Pete said with his arms crossed.

"Peter! Stop talking, the child is still here!" Louise covered Peter's mouth.

But in fact, there was only Lin Li in the audience - Chris was licking his nose at the moment, and then he carefully applied his fingers to Brian's forehead, and then laughed.

The concentration of births in the transit space has reached its highest peak in history. Among the five people, one dog and one corpse, Lin Li actually thinks that he is the most earthly and positive being among them - it's really unbelievable.

In order to ensure his own mental health, Lin Li thought for a while, then rushed forward and gave the unconscious dumpling head another righteous flying kick.

"Oh, what happened? Why is my body so groggy, as if someone had beaten me up." Dumpling Head, who was kicked awake, stood up, scratched his head, and asked confusedly.

"It's time to go home, take your family with you, Stewie." Lin Litou said with a smile - this was the first time he urged the companions he summoned to go back.

"Oh, that seems to be the case, but Lin Li, do you know who kicked these two size 41 shoe prints on my body?" Dumpling Head looked at the footprints on his chest and back and asked seriously.

"I don't know, it's probably Chris." Lin Li sat cross-legged on the ground, hiding his feet under his legs.

"FUCK! Damn Chris, I should have pushed him into the cosmic tunnel when he came!" Dumpling Head cursed angrily, and then took out a remote control from his diaper. When he pressed it, a vortex tunnel appeared. Transit space.

"Okay, Lin Li, I have to say goodbye first. Let's see you next time." Dumpling Head said politely.

"No, there's no need to meet him next time." Lin Li was also very polite.

After hearing this, Dumpling Head walked into the tunnel a little disappointed, but Lin Li grabbed his clothes.

"Lin Li, I knew you couldn't let me go, haha!" Dumpling Head said happily.

"No, take your family with you."

Dumpling head: "..."

After all the newborns left, the pure white space fell into silence again.

Lin Li suddenly felt that everything in the air was fresh.

The world is actually quite beautiful.

【Ding! 】

When the partner leaves, the red font appears in front of you.

[The dungeon world "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" is being settled]

[To distinguish it from the real "Jackie Chan Adventures" world, this world was renamed "Interstellar Adventures". 】

"Tornado destroys parking lot!"

“Crows fly!”

"The tadpole is looking for its mother!"

After the process started, Lin Li saw Chang Wei calling Laifu again.

The process is completed.

[You have cleared this dungeon: the number of dungeons cleared is +1, and the settlement points are +150]

[You have completed the main missions "Assist your team to obtain at least ten experimental objects", "Rescue Dr. Jumba", "Rewrite history and give freedom to the universe": settlement points +45]

[The pen of time and the history book of time, two objects that have existed together since the beginning of their birth, have experienced separation today.

And it is a separation on a cosmic level. After today, there may be no possibility for the two to meet again.

But this is not a good thing.

History is supposed to be unchangeable.

From today on, the history books of the years will only record the history of the universe, which can no longer be changed.

This is a true and qualified history book.

Writing straight and straight is a rule that history books must abide by.

"We have real freedom."

"All our efforts will finally be in vain because of a line of text."

"We finally became a real world."

Thousands of people in the universe say this. 】

[Final judgment of the ending: HE·Give freedom]

[Settlement coefficient: 2]

The history books of time are indeed a shackles for those who write about the universe.

It's no wonder that after the Holy Lord learned that there were other universes in the world, he only wanted to escape instead of dominating this universe.

But for him, a person from an alien universe, it's really a good thing.

Can I give myself a copy as a settlement reward?

【You have received a letter from "Jackie Chan". 】

[You have received a letter from the "Holy Lord who is 175cm tall, 89cm bust, 59.5waist, and 95cm hip". 】

【You received a letter from "Lilo". 】

Lin Li: "?"

Three letters were received again, but Lin Li felt like there was something dirty mixed in them.

Lin Li still clicked on them one by one.

[I'm so sorry, Lin Li, that our universe caused you so much trouble without my knowledge. 】

[In the end, you saved our universe all by yourself. 】

[My gratitude is beyond words. 】

[But you also said that we have at least one chance to meet again. When the time comes, no matter what you need, I will do my best to provide it! 】

【I will give everything I have! 】

[Note 1: Please make sure the environment is a little more complicated when the time comes. I really can’t use it in an open space. 】

[Note 2: Everything about me does not include Xiaoyu. Your age does not match Xiaoyu’s. Lin Li, this kind of thing is really not allowed! 】

[Note 3: Emphasis on note 2. 】

[Note 4: Emphasis on note 3. 】

[Remark 5:……]

【……】

[HE additional reward "Jackie Chan's Thank You Gift" has been stored in the warehouse. 】

Lin Li's face turned dark.

"No, Uncle Long, how much do you think I am plotting against Xiaoyu?"

"I really wasn't born!"

"Haven't you seen my XP yet?"

"What I want is a long-haired lady with a height of 175cm, a bust of 89cm, a waist of 59.5cm, and a hip of 95cm! Xiaoyu is not my type!"

Lin Li felt that the next time he saw Jackie Chan, he must emphasize this point with him.

Otherwise, I won’t attack the sand with Uncle Long at eight o’clock in the evening, no matter how high the explosion rate is!

Lin Li looked at the next letter.

[Lin Li Lin Li Lin Li Lin Li——]

【You die, you die, you die, you die——】

【I remember you! forever! ! 】

【——Don’t let me have a third chance to meet you! 】

[At that time, I will also let you experience what it is like to become a woman! 】

【Aunt’s pain! The pain of squatting down to pee! The pain of carrying a heavy weight on my chest! 】

[All of this, I will repay you twice as much! 】

【Lin Li——】

[Neither Devil Xiaolong’s father nor I will let you go! 】

[HE additional reward "Height 175...the Holy Lord's stolen goods" has been stored in the warehouse. 】

Lin Li blinked.

The letter was read with the voice of the original owner, so although Lin Li was scolded again, it was not an insult, it was still a reward.

"Jie Jie Jie, feel the pain of losing Niu Niu for yourself!"

"Anyway, you were already crushed to pieces by the chariot."

"By the way, who is the father of the devil dragon?"

Lin Li looked at the last letter.

【Oh haha! 】

【Brother Lin Li! 】

[On behalf of Dr. Jumba, One-Eyed Thunderbolt, Stitch, and all the other experimental subjects, I would like to say thank you! 】

【Thank you for sending us home! 】

[Without you, we don’t know what we would do! 】

[I hope we have a chance to meet again. Although we have only been separated for a while, Stitch and I miss you very much. Can you come and play with me? 】

[By the way, Hamster Flywheel misses you too. When I passed by his cage on the spaceship, I found him grinding his teeth while pronouncing your name. 】

[However, brother Lin Li, everyone seems to be sick. 】

[Hamster Flywheel Tian, I found that he has been bleeding white blood, so scary! 】

[Gang Tu was also sick. He huddled up in a ball on the spaceship, shivering, and leaned against the wall. He didn't know if he had a cold. 】

[Even One-Eyed Thunderbolt was also huddled in a corner on the spaceship, saying that he would never take care of children again, and that children are devils...]

[Even I don’t want to get close. 】

[I hope everyone will get better soon. 】

【Looking forward to reply! 】

【Wish you a safe journey! 】

[HE additional reward "Liluo's Thank You Gift" has been stored in the warehouse. 】

"Obviously, One-Eyed Thunderbolt also felt a bit of birth shock." Lin Li laughed.

Then he really lost his smile, touched his chin and thought:

"But why are you so stingy that you have a deep hatred? I just got poked once..."

"--wrong."

"The hamster flywheel was like a dozen times."

Thinking of this, Lin Li thought it was normal for Hamster Flywheel to hate himself.

If there is a next time, I must cover my butt!