I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 468 467. The stage play that is about to come to an end

God's fucking church suddenly turned into a bathhouse.

"Isn't there a group of Northeastern tycoons waiting inside? They have to shed a layer of skin every time they go in!" Lin Li blurted out.

Lin Li will never forget the first time he went to a northern bathhouse and how he felt after being helped by his friends to experience the massage service.

——There is so much mud on my back?

Too much mud?

After it was over, Lin Li felt that he had been sublimated.

"I don't have a big man, but I do take a bath..." 'Morris' seemed quite interested in talking about this.

"Okay, stop, skip this part, so where is the statue?" Lin Li said expressionlessly.

A month passed, and Lin Li finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the "sickness" of the people in the capital.

As expected of a city lord, his illness is even more serious.

"In the dark room under the city lord's mansion." Seeing Lin Li's seriousness, Nantong replied, "Do you want me to take you to see it now?"

"Can you move the statue? Move it here." Lin Li pointed to this empty place - it was not empty originally, but with more people fighting, it became empty. He looked at Nantong and continued: "I am a person It’s relatively stable and I worry about pitfalls.”

"I can order people to move it now, but just seeing the statue has no effect. It needs to be worshipped. As long as Lin Li is willing to give me the body of 'Maurice' and give me some spar... How much is negotiable...

Then I can prepare all the materials and supplies needed for worship, but it will take some time because some materials are temporarily missing in the capital due to preservation requirements. "

"But there is no need to rush, because the ritual of worship is also very complicated and has many steps. It will take you some time to memorize it, Lin Li."

"At the same time, worship requires the position of City Lord. The disappeared Dawn City should be right behind you." Nantong looked inside the door, "So there is no need for me to transfer the position of City Lord to you, but if you need , which is not difficult.”

"Bring the statue here first." Lin Li said with a calm expression, "I may...not need the things you mentioned."

In my main quest, the prompt is only "meet", not "worship".

Rounding it all off, I can be considered a god.

Nantong did not refute Lin Li. He just nodded: "I understand."

The energy wall was opened, and under the instructions of 'Maurice', a group of awakened people walked towards the ruins of the City Lord's Mansion.

They saw the "Gate" and the forest in front of the "Gate", but this time they stopped moving and just passed by.

Not long after, the ground of the City Lord's Mansion gradually collapsed.

A huge hole appeared in front of Lin Li.

Then, a stone statue gradually emerged from the ground.

Lin Li flew above the stone statue and saw its entirety——

It was a humanoid stone statue with no facial features, wearing a long robe, but it was not resplendent. If the gray beasts worshiped this statue, it might be a bit ironic.

A beam of light fell from the sky when Lin Li's sight reached the stone statue, and the landing point was the stone statue.

"Really...no need." 'Maurice' looked up at all this and said slightly dullly.

He seemed to know what it meant.

A sound like the turning of a stone mill came in front of him. Lin Li saw the head of the stone statue without facial features and began to move upward slowly.

Until it was towards myself.

"You're here," the stone statue said.

The stone statue had no facial features, so there was no mouth. However, the voice definitely came from the body of the stone statue in front of him that was illuminated by the holy light.

"I'm coming." Lin Li nodded and responded. Then he thought about it and asked, "Shouldn't I come?"

"You're already here." After a half-second pause, the stone statue responded.

Lin Li blinked and asked again:

"Do you know Gu Long?

——Sorry, I seem to have come at the wrong time? "

This kind of dialogue of 'you are here', 'I am here', 'you shouldn't be here', and 'I am already here' can be regarded as a long-standing Gu Long meme, because many of the dialogues between his characters are like this.

"No, you came at the right time." After another brief pause, the statue replied.

It seemed like he didn't answer Lin Li's question about Gu Long, but he actually answered it sideways.

Because "I'm sorry, I seem to have come at the wrong time" and "No, you came at the right time". This is an extremely out-of-the-box meme in "Little Li Fei Knife". It is the source of Jiao Enjun's hugging emoticon pack. .

Obviously, this stone statue also knows this.

It turns out that you also play original... and watch Cologne?

"So what exactly is the earth?" Lin Li murmured softly. He remembered that Ke Mi also knew about the earth, and in his eyes, the status of the earth seemed to be very unusual.

"Am I traveling through time or not?"

The stone statue may not have heard these words and did not respond. It was just looking at Lin Li.

The scene was silent for a while.

Most people here don't know the existence of the God of Creation, and the White Gray Beast didn't explain it to them just now, so at this moment, they just see pure confusion and curiosity in their eyes.

And 'Maurice', who really knew what this meant, was even trembling slightly at this time. In addition to shock and daze, his eyes were also a little lucky - glad that he did not really confront an existence like Lin Li.

Why is this man talking and laughing with the God of Creation?

The tone of the chat was like that of two neighbors who met at the vegetable market. What code words were they talking about? Come or not? Who is coming? I'm here too, can I join you?

His main task five was not completed. After all, the task was to complete the "trial", so Lin Li lowered his head and looked at the stone statue: "So now, am I going to start the "trial" immediately? Do we need to perform a long and complicated worship ceremony as they said? "

"Why do you need to worship?" The stone statue seemed to chuckle and looked up at Lin Li. There was even some ridicule in his words: "You already have the status of a god, don't you? Besides, Lin Li, if it were you, even if Even though I am a mortal, I cannot afford your worship.

Looking down from above, hehe, this is indeed the angle that suits you best. "

Lin Li is indeed saying "I want to worship" mentally, but "hate as high as the sky" physically.

"What kind of noble status do I have? Why do I seem to be wearing some extraordinary vest in your eyes?

However, since I am so noble anyway, can I skip the trial and let me directly become the Lord of Gods and command the God Realm?

Just skip the process in between. I’m not a plot person. I like to see the results directly. How about that? "Lin Li knocked his head in amusement and helplessness, shaking his head and said.

Fast forwarding is really the greatest invention in the world. For example, Lin Li is playing with little butter, especially the GAL type of butter. He has no interest in the plot, so he usually fast forwards directly to Cao Pi, I Company, E Company, whatever masterpiece you have. , can't stop the crazy fast forward space!

"Now this request is not the right time. Sorry, I can't agree to it at the moment." "The millstone sounded, and the stone statue shook its head, "If you want to become the Lord of God, I'm afraid you have to defeat the current Lord of God. He will be waiting for you in the God Realm.

But don't worry, I'm optimistic about you, Lin Li, come on, you can do it. "

"As for when to start the "trial", it depends on your own choice. As long as you feel you are ready, you can come to me, just touch me, and then set off. "

"How come I heard from the aborigines in this world that they will turn on you immediately when they see you, and if you succeed, you will never come back." Lin Li said, "So is it different when you come here?"

"Yes, you are different from the people in this world. The restrictions set for them have no effect on you." The stone statue responded.

"Okay, privileged households deserve to die, but if I were that privileged household, pretend I didn't say this." Lin Li smiled, "So if I pass the "trial", I can even come back to this place? "

"Yes." The statue nodded.

Lin Li looked at Morris next to him with a funny expression. He didn't say anything, just looked at it with a smile.

Nantong City Lord: "..."

Then wouldn't he be able to send away Lin Li, the God of Plague?

It went wrong. The original plan was that if Lin Li succeeds, he will enter the God Realm, and if he fails, he will die. No matter what, he will be free to fly. Now it seems that Lin Li is best to die in the "trial".

He saw how Lin Li and Sen Li teased Morris.

Lin Li is a pure psychopath!

I am considered to be on the opposite side of him, and if he remembers it in my heart, I will definitely not have any good juice to eat.

'Maurice' took a step back guiltily, and then lowered his head slightly, which would make him appear more respectful.

"So, is there anything else you can tell me about the "Trial" information? Such as content, requirements, how to pass, etc. "Withdrawing his gaze, Lin Li looked at the stone statue again.

The light beam in the sky began to grow thicker. It was no longer pure light, but more like a barrier. As it expanded, 'Maurice' and the awakened ones in the capital were gradually pushed away.

"Hey! This is Lin Li's trick again! Drink--!" An awakened person was a little nervous. With a wave of his arm, dozens of sharp needles hit Lin Li behind the light.

Lin Li did not sense the danger, so he did not avoid it. He saw that the hair needle fell into the range of the light and disappeared out of thin air without causing any waves.

The stone statue's head moved slightly, but the direction it was looking at was the Nantong City Lord.

"What are you doing! Are you going to destroy the capital?" Looking at this scene, 'Maurice' lost control of his expression and directly gave the stress awakener a big armband.

Perhaps he underestimated the power of Morris's body, so the awakeners split up on the spot.

"Everyone, retreat immediately. This is my order and your city lord's order. If you don't want to die, hurry up!" The Nantong city lord didn't seem to want to expose to his men that 'Morris' was dead, even at this moment. Hiding his identity.

…

So, after a few minutes, only the stone statues, Lin Li, Mu Li and others were left here.

"Clear the place first," the stone statue said.

Lin Li couldn't comment, but used his eyes to signal him to continue.

"The so-called "trial" can actually be understood as a [copy], but the participants are not only you, but also the power you have..." The stone statue paused here, and then said: "That is what you just said When you meet me, all the people and objects in your Dawn City cave will participate in this [dungeon]. "

"But you don't have to think too much. They won't play a big role in this "trial". They are more of a support. What's more, you have those friends from the earth, and their role is enough. cover.

You yourself are the most important thing.

Because when the time comes, you and your forces will not appear in the same place in the "Trial Ground", but will be separated. You should act alone most of the time.

As for how to pass the "trial", what is the content of the "trial", what's the point of explaining it too early? After you enter the "trial", "divine enlightenment"... should be "system" to you , will naturally give you hints. "

"Is the trial dangerous?" Lin Li asked at this time, "Everyone in Dawn City must participate?"

"Of course there is danger." The stone statue nodded, "But I think I should know what you are considering."

"Don't worry, one piece of information I can tell Lin Li is: the outcome of the "trial" of the object you are carrying, whether dead or alive, will not have any impact on them in this world.

Everyone, the moment you pass the "trial", you will clear all the memories during the "trial" and return to this world. The injured will heal themselves, and the dead will be resurrected.

They will be resettable NPCs. "

"Isn't there a scene where no one achieves enlightenment and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven?" Lin Li said.

"That would be too cheap for these people. Isn't it unfair to us to become a god so easily?" The stone statue smiled.

"What if I fail?" Lin Li asked again.

"Why bother to consider this possibility?" The statue asked back, as if it had thought of something funnier, and the smile in its voice became more obvious: "In order to kill you with my own hands, the Lord of the Undead will definitely resurrect you."

"He must take revenge before you become the new God Lord. This has become a knot in his heart." The statue said with a smile.

"How famous is the little friction between me and the Lord of the Undead in your world of gods! How can such a petty guy be qualified to be a god?!" Lin Li took out the brooch and gave it a middle finger.

"If you are too petty to be considered a god, Lin Li, you..." The statue of the god did not finish what he said, leaving blank space is an art of speaking.

"What do you mean? You stone man, don't accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air. I'm very generous." Lin Li frowned.

"Ah ha ha ha -" Tom and Jerry behind them covered their stomachs with one hand and slapped their thighs wildly with the other.

Lin Li snapped his fingers.

Morili and Muli sighed, and each of them went up to drag one and started family education.

"Actually, you don't need to worry about the Lord of the Undead. After all, you just killed one of his clones. When the time comes, you can just throw another clone for him to kill." The stone statue suggested.

"You are really a genius!" Lin Li's eyes lit up.

There is a solution!

The corners of Senli's mouth started to twitch as he dragged Tom.

He knew exactly who died.

Ha ha.

"These preconditions are fixed. As for the actual content of the "trial", it is not clear because the person participating is you, even if it is me. "

"My guess is that there will be many people from Earth participating. "

"Okay, rounding it off is still a magical copy." Lin Li did not express surprise at this information.

"That's understandable." The statue nodded, "So, when are you going to set off?"

"At least wait until all the CDs of my skills have been transferred, right?" Lin Li thought for a while and said, "Also, I also want to see what the next normal dungeon is. If it looks interesting, I can go to the dungeon first. maybe."

Lin Li clicked on the [Start] panel, and then his expression froze slightly.

[Dungeon world:——|The eleventh dungeon opening time:——]

[Departure time limit for the eleventh copy:——]

At some point in time that Lin Li didn't know, the interface changed.

Maybe... at the moment when I saw the creation statue.

"It seems that there is no next copy." Lin Li said softly.

His mood was inexplicably a little lost.

It was like a grand stage play he was watching. After a long performance, it was finally coming to an end.

When I wrote the last sentence, I was still a little sad.