I Can’t Act Anymore

Mu Mu's mind went blank.

He seemed to hear the long, high-pitched sound of an old-fashioned kettle boiling, coming from somewhere far away; and the sound of a green leather train "Furthermore" overwhelmed his brain, dispelling what was left of him. The thoughts that were still functioning were crushed to pieces.

Duan Yu's storefront is actually quite big, but the fully transparent studio separated by a piece of glass behind the storefront is larger than the front storefront.

Here is a mess of accessories, shoes and bags accumulated over the years of his previous work.

——However, he feels recently that compared to this spacious space, Mu Mu's chaotic and orderly small room is more inspiring.

Duan Yu took out a white terry fabric handbag from the dust bag, only to find that Mu Mu behind the changing curtain was silent.

Duan Yu: "?"

He pulled the curtain and shook it: "Do you need help?"

Mu Mu came back to his senses in a jerk, reached out and grabbed the curtain suddenly, poked his head out, and met Duan Yu's eyes.

"What's the problem?" Duan Yu asked, "According to my measurements, this skirt should not be too small for you, and it's better to wear."

Mu Mu:? ? ?

Can you still measure your measurements? !

Grass, no, this is not the point!

Mu Mu tightened the curtain in his hand, and collapsed in vigilance.

"You just said..."

"Did I just say that?" Duan Yu was at a loss for a moment, "I just asked if I need help?"

Mu Mu shook his head frantically, and guided: "No, no, go ahead!"

"?" Duan Yu recalled for a while, "Oh", "I asked you, are all the models of fake **** the same?"

Mu Mu: "???"

Mu Mu: "..."

Mu Mu: "."

Mu Mu's breathing gradually stopped.

A Zhai grabbed the curtain, pale from head to toe, the kettle in his head seemed to be boiling his brains, rattling.

Good brother, listen to me, this earth can't stay anymore.

We have to figure out a way to get on the rocket and set off to the moon.

No no no no, the moon is still too close, let’s go to Pluto, A Zhai is willing to go to Pluto to open up wasteland and farm for all mankind!

All for the future of mankind!

In short, contact the space agency first!

The plot in Mu Mu's mind has been messed up and fast-forwarded to the part of "go to Pluto to freeze until these people are dead and then come back".

Duan Yu, who had no idea that she was already on the death list, was still babbling: "The bust is very important. Although the splicing fabric used in this skirt is very elastic, if the bust gets bigger, the outer layer will fall. It doesn't look good when it's propped up."

You shut up!

A Zhai collapsed!

Why can a male star say such things so calmly! ?

Not only was Duan Yu calm and calm, he could even talk while arranging the accessories he had just picked out. In the end, after looking around, I still felt that it was not enough, so I opened the decoration wall again, holding my chin to ponder.

Duan Yu is a person who has seen strong winds and waves.

When he was doing high-end running shows before, what battles did he not see?

It's just a mere LGBT!

The male star didn't feel at ease at all.

Mu Mu grabbed the curtain, wanted to speak but stopped, stopped talking but wanted to.

Ah, this feeling appeared again!

This feeling that only he himself cares about something unilaterally!

It’s like having an argument with a friend, who turns around and forgets about it completely, leaving A Zhai alone at home tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night, writing 10,000 words of introspection in his heart, and the next day in the dark The eye circle went to apologize to the friend, and the friend said with a puzzled face, "Huh? What else is going on?".

Grass.

The sense of substitution is too strong, I already miss Sharkman!

So A Zhai really hates socializing!

Damn it!

Brother, if you do this, it really looks like I am facing a big enemy, I am very naive!

Mu Mu is incompetent and furious!

Mu Mu took a deep breath, retracted her head, changed her skirt, and cared whatever she wanted.

He walked out wearing a skirt, and saw Duan Yu with a tape measure rolled up in his hand, still standing in front of the accessory wall, pondering.

Hearing the movement, the male star turned his head, was stunned for two seconds, and could not help but whistle.

"Beauty."

The long dress on Mu Mu was inspired by Demeter, the goddess of harvest in ancient Greece.

The white Heaton is a representative costume of ancient Greece. The draped pleats like waves and the blue double-layer skirt on the lower body constitute the beautiful shallow sea and waves of the Aegean Sea.

The waist takes the element of the goddess holding wheat ears, and extends the white symbolizing the waves to the skirt in the form of wheat ears, modifying the front and rear dart lines.

The skirt was designed almost in one go, and Duan Yu was quite satisfied with the finished product.

But because this dress is relatively peaceful, too naive compared with the banquet style, and a little cumbersome for daily wear, no customers have chosen it.

Now it's just right for Mu Mu.

Because the upper body imitates Dorian Heaton's design, the shoulders are well covered, and the collar is a normal round neck, which can perfectly cover up the fact that Mu Mu is wearing fake breasts.

—Although when designing it, I never thought that there would be such a layer.

Duan Yu held the tape measure and asked again: "Your fake breasts..."

Mu Mu quickly interrupted: "Don't ask, just one."

Duan Yu nodded: "Oh, those measurements..."

Mu Mu took a deep breath and stared at Duan Yu expressionlessly: "Measure."

The male star looked at Mu Mu, but he didn't come over, instead he was cautious: "Mu Mu, you...you look like you want to kill me?"

Mu Mu pulled out a smirk: "How could it be? We are brothers, why would I want to harm you?"

Really? I do not believe.

Duan Yu hesitated.

Mu Mu couldn't bear it any longer, and asked, "When did you know I'm a man?"

"Ah?" Duan Yu froze for a moment, puffed up her chest immediately, and said softly, "No, no, you are a girl in my heart, baby, don't worry, I don't discriminate against LGBT people."

Mu Mu: "???"

i fucking...

Azhai's head was dizzy.

"I'm not..." Mu Mu denied, and seeing Duan Yu's conniving expression of "Mmmmmmmm, yes, you are right", I felt that my blood pressure was full in an instant.

Grass!

Where is my knife! ?

I'm going to be a male star now and then be a shark!

go to hell! quit! Anyway, this earth can't stay any longer, let's just die!

Male star proves his innocence: "I really don't discriminate against transgender people. We knew it when we first met me."

Mu Mu: "????"

Mu Mu's pupils trembled: "When we first met??"

"I know how to touch the bones a little bit." Duan Yu made a small gesture, "It's okay Mu Mu, you see, I knew it from the beginning, we still get along very well."

You ass!

I beat you!

A Zhai is furious!

"Who else did you tell!?"

"Lily."

Mu Mu suffocated directly.

Damn you!

Monkey Lixet!

How do you all know! !

He thought of how he told Chen Li in the morning that he didn't want to be a girl anymore.

At that time, Chen Li said "that's inappropriate". Mu Mu didn't think it was a big deal, but now that he thinks about it, there must be a deep meaning!

Mu Mu felt that he was going to pass.

No, Pluto is still too close, and the solar system can't stay any longer.

I want to go back to my home star M78 Nebula, put on a tight leather case from now on, and be a ruthless Ultraman!

No one knows me, and I don't want to know anyone!

Mu Mu sat down on the stool and began to rummage through himself.

Duan Yu felt that the alarm had been lifted, and leaned over with a soft ruler: "What are you looking for?"

"Transformer." Mu Mu replied blankly, "I want to go back to my home planet."

Duan Yu: "!"

Oops.

Mu Mu seems to really dislike being a man!

The male star began to crazily reflect on himself.

It's his fault!

He shouldn't expose the fact that Mu Mu is a boy! Transgender people themselves are already under a lot of pressure, and he actually exposed Mu Mu to his face!

hateful!

If it was Lily, she would definitely not be as stupid as him!

Think of a way! Let Mu Mu cheer up again!

Duan Yu thought about it, and finally apologized directly: "I'm sorry, Mu Mu, in fact, it was accidental that Lily knew."

Mu Mu paused: "What?"

"I figured it out at the time, and thought he knew, so I asked him..." Duan Yu reflected.

Mu Mu was shocked and became serious: "Where is Qin Yucheng?"

Duan Yu: "?"

A Zhai opened his mouth and wanted to say, "Don't tell him about this", but felt that it was very wrong to say it.

—If you say that, it's really easy to be seen as a fraudulent marriage!

no.

He hasn't gotten rid of Qin Yucheng yet!

He hasn't shaken off the threat of fish feed yet!

Mu Mu took a deep breath and said tactfully, "Don't mention this to others anymore."

"I understand, I understand." The male star patted his chest and said very reliably, "You will always be a beautiful and ordinary girl to me, I won't mention it again!"

Mu Mu: "..."

That's...forget it.

Mu Mu stood up expressionlessly, opened his arms, and asked Duan Yu to measure him.

Do not know why.

Even though he already has a friend who knows that he is a boy, he is not happy at all.

Mu Mu numbly finished measuring the size, numbly tried on the shape, and numbly extended an invitation to Duan Yu.

"Qin Yucheng set up a barbecue grill, do you and Lili want to go to our house to have a barbecue today?"

Duan Yu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, yes!"

Mu Mu gave him a tired smirk, and was driven home by the excited male star.

Qin Yucheng was in the kitchen, pulling up a low stool to brush the crayfish.

He bought a large pot, and Mu Mu felt that it weighed at least ten catties at a glance.

The words of five big men can be eaten up, but cleaning is a big project.

Mu Mu went to take a shower.

After living here for so many days, Mu Mu still bought a lot of cheap clothes that are convenient for his activities.

Mu Mu changed into short clothes and shorts.

I usually do things in the air-conditioned room, and it’s okay to wear long sleeves and trousers and home clothes, but today I’m going to have a barbecue.

Even if you do it on the patio at night, it will be very hot!

So you still have to wear shorts.

Mu Mu took a look at Duan Yu who had already started to help brush the oysters, went to soak the razor clams and various shellfish and spit out sand, took out a new toothbrush, pulled a low stool and sat opposite Qin Yucheng, and started brushing oysters together. lobster.

Qin Yucheng looked up at him.

After confirming that Mu Mu is not the one in his memory, there are so many flaws in the other party that it is almost overflowing.

For example, hair that is always tied loosely and casually, such as laziness that occasionally sits on the sofa without sitting, or...

Qin Yucheng glanced at the thighs that were exposed as Mu Mu sat down.

There is a scar about two centimeters on the leg.

Crawling there with a white glow, it looks old at first glance.

The Mu Mu in his memory didn't have such a scar.

Qin Yucheng asked casually: "What's the matter with this scar?"

"Huh?" Mu Mu followed Qin Yucheng's eyes and glanced at the scar on his leg, not paying attention, "I fell when I was a child."

Who hasn't had a few scars since childhood?

Mu Mu brushed the crayfish, then stopped suddenly.

Um? ?

Wait a minute, doesn't Qin Yucheng know that his wife has this scar on her leg? ?

Mu Mu was startled, and looked up at Qin Yucheng, his pupils trembling.

God.

Look at this poor man!

Not only was he incapable, he hadn't even touched his wife's thigh! !

Mu Mu suddenly felt that it was no big deal for him to be known by the male star and Lily!

I'm just dead, let alone not completely dead!

But what Qin Yucheng lost was half of his happiness!

Ah Zhai sighed!

You said Qin Yucheng got married, what exactly is he planning?

Do you want to prove to others that you are a normal man?

Did the original owner know this before marrying Qin Yucheng?

God, if the original owner didn't know, then Qin Yucheng would be very immoral!

He actually concealed his premarital medical history!

Mu Mu's mind was full of running the train, and the more he ran, the more outrageous it became.

Qin Yucheng looked at Mu Mu who was frozen while holding the crayfish, and clicked his tongue lightly.

If only he could read minds, Mu Mu's inner world must be quite colorful.

I really want to hear it.

Mr. Qin thought regretfully.

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