I, God's favorite child

Then the village chief rubbed his hands and bowed, expressing his gratitude to Noah.

As for the Taoist priest?

The Taoist priest has been kidnapped by a fat girl who weighed several hundred pounds.

The tragic screams and the fat girl's excited laughter made Xuanzang's heart tremble.

It's such a big lump, it will definitely make you poop if you press it down, right?

But the Taoist priest deceived people, and this kind of fate was entirely deserved. Xuanzang looked at Noah with some resentment for not saving him just now, and then laid out his tools.

I am ready to sing three hundred children's songs to inspire the water demon who has taken on human form.

The water demon was a little confused at the moment.

How did I get ashore?

What just happened?

In the distance, a heroic woman looked with fiery eyes at Noah, who was enthusiastically surrounded by villagers.

Good guy, he’s so handsome!

Moreover, judging from his performance just now, he is a qualified exorcist.

He is an exorcist and I am an exorcist.

Isn't this a perfect match?

The woman said it was reasonable.

It's just that his junior brother stretched his hips a little and sang?

It doesn’t matter if you say you sing well, but singing so disgustingly...

The woman couldn't help but touch her shoulders, trying to relieve her goosebumps.

Diaphragm should be.

The woman's name is Miss Duan. She is a veritable exorcist and the owner of a cottage. Well, she is still single.

Want to steal a strong husband.

What?

No one wants to be the husband of a bandit?

I raped him first! Then give him a big fat boy and see if he never obeys!

Miss Duan was so excited that her face turned red. She just felt that she had found her Mr. Right.

Well, let’s get to know each other first.

If you don't know what's good and don't want to have a child with me, just tie him up!

Miss Duan thought very well, and then walked over quickly.

first! I have to show my charm in front of him!

"Ah!!!"

Miss Duan performed a punch directly in front of Noah, and then punched and kicked the water demon.

Xuanzang, who was torturing the villagers by singing children's songs, stopped in stunned silence.

Okay, so violent...

Xuanzang couldn't help but look at Noah, who was dealing with the little immortal girl who was wiping his oil, and then he felt something bad.

Oops! Tripitaka is in danger!

Such a violent woman! He will definitely use his strength against Sanzang!

Xuanzang quickly packed up his things, and while Miss Duan was still beating the water monster triumphantly, he pulled Noah and started to run away.

Um! ?

The situation here made Miss Duan furious. She quickly collected the water monster, and then looked straight at the backs of Noah and the two as they fled.

He is indeed the man I have fallen in love with, even the figure running away is so handsome!

but……

"Want to run!?"

Miss Duan sneered.

How can I let a brat like you take away the man I like?

Indefinite flying ring! ! !

As soon as Miss Duan stretched out her hand, the magic weapon Wuding Flying Ring suddenly rushed over, and Miss Duan herself also ran over.

"oops!"

Xuanzang was hilariously hit by the Wuding Flying Ring and fell to the ground, and Noah also knew that the situation was urgent.

Damn it, this female gangster can tell at a glance that her force level is maxed out. How can she be so strong that she has no power to fight back?

So Noah just left Xuanzang and ran away.

Well, the female gangster is here for me anyway, so she shouldn’t be embarrassed... embarrassed...

"Hehehe, run away! Why don't you run away?"

Miss Duan used the Wuding flying ring to circle Xuanzang's neck, which made Xuanzang so frightened that he could not speak.

Miss Duan looked at Noah who stopped happily.

Well, I threatened him with his junior brother, which seemed a bit despicable, but to rob a man, if you don't be despicable, the man will just run away!

Noah's forehead jumped.

No, you...

"Well, this lady, I have no grievances with you, why do you need to threaten me with my junior brother? Why don't I give you all the silver I have, and can you let us go?"

"not good!"

Miss Duan smiled and rejected Noah's proposal.

Do you want your little money?

It’s you I’m after!

"I said, you have to come back to the village with me today to be my village husband, otherwise, your junior brother will die young!"

Chapter 486 Phelps: He’s really good at judging people!

As the saying goes, forceful melons are not sweet, so even if you use my junior brother to get my person, you can't get my heart!

Noah immediately made it clear that he would never give in.

"Huh? What are you talking about, Sanzang? I will get your person and your heart first, and then I will slowly train you~~~"

Ah this...

The situation is still very dangerous.

First, there was Miss Duan who locked Xuanzang's throat with the Wuding Flying Ring, and then there was Noah, who was not far away and was threatened with black lines all over his forehead.

"Well, Miss Duan, I know a lot of handsome guys, otherwise I..."

"No! I want you!"

Miss Duan behaved very single-mindedly, with an unwavering will, just like an extremely dedicated person.

There was absolutely no feeling of lust just now.

Well, as far as Miss Duan is concerned, Noah is already amazing. Is there any handsome guy who can be more handsome than him?

What hasn’t Miss Duan seen in her travels all these years?

But I have never seen someone like Noah...

So, regardless of what Noah is saying today, it’s all nonsense...

"You have to go back with me today to be my husband!"

As she said that, Miss Duan locked Xuanzang's neck with such force that Xuanzang's face became congested and turned red.

"etc!"

Noah reluctantly stopped Miss Duan.

This is the first time I see such a rogue female hooligan, and I really don’t have the experience to deal with it.

Moreover, even if you are a female gangster, I can understand if you use force or sneak attacks.

But why do you still use hostages?

"You let my junior brother go, I promise you."

Um! ?

Hearing Noah's response, Miss Duan smiled so brightly that she immediately withdrew her Uncertain Flying Ring.

Xuanzang was also extremely moved.

"Senior brother..."

Xuanzang lay on the ground, his voice trembling as he spoke.

In order to save me, Sanzang actually committed himself to this despicable and shameless woman! I'm sorry for you! Tripitaka!

Miss Duan stared at Noah, just to prevent Noah from running away after she let him go.

Ahem, Noah really thinks so.

Although it is said that disciples of Mahayana Buddhism cannot lie, except for white lies.

"Xuan Zang!"

"Roger, I..."

"bump!!!"

Oh haha...

Noah immediately raised his hands, expressing his harmlessness to the indefinite flying rings surrounding him.

Look at Xuanzang, his whole head was buried in the ground.

"I got your head, I got it!"

Miss Duan's forehead was throbbing with veins. She just felt that this guy named Xuanzang was a bit ungrateful. What are you making up about my husband's affairs here?

What?

Was Noah the first to shout that he wanted to escape?

It's just that my husband was led astray by this bitch named Xuanzang. When I take Sanzang back to the village and train him properly, when the time comes, I'll ask for kisses if I want him, and I'll do whatever I want him with. !

Looking at Noah surrounded by the indefinite flying rings, Wu.Yi; "?七,.巴":; "!Ba"'Lin!,Qi?! !Liu,Yi:?.

''

:Miss Duan finally laughed out loud.

.

Today is really a fruitful day.

"Fight! Go back home!"

Miss Duan immediately put her beloved man on her shoulders and patted the man's butt happily.

Yo ho?

Pretty cocky?

This turned Noah's face into a bitter melon face.

Stealing the sense of sight of a good-looking man...