I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

　　 Zhou Yuwen was lying on the small bed in the bedroom.

　　 My head is a little dizzy.

　　 It was a rare encounter with this group of **** yesterday, it was not a pleasure to drink.

Zhou Yuwen talked to them with his 30-year-old identity, telling them that they can buy a house and buy a house quickly. Don’t even think about one step. They can buy big cities, never buy small cities, buy the city center, never buy the suburbs, or sell iron. If you buy a house, you can't afford to lose, and you can't be fooled.

　　 Buy a store today, and raise three generations tomorrow.

　　 Poor **** silk today, rich second generation tomorrow.

　　 Zhou Yuwen is really bitter, but these stinky boys actually think that Zhou Yuwen is neurotic, and you are drunk with a mouthful of Zhou Yuwen.

　　Old Zhou, you must have been rejected by Su Qianqian before you pretended to be crazy and behaved.

　　 It's okay, brother understands you, there is no grass in the end of the world, not to mention that Su Qianqian didn't give you a chance. It's a big deal to repeat this year, and it will be yours next year.

　　 "This Lao Zhou must be drunk, the house price is so high, how could it go up again!"

　　 In a daze last night, Zhou Yuwen heard that I don’t know who said such a sentence.

The angry Zhou Yuwen couldn't help cursing: "Fool!"

　　 "Oh~~!"

　　 I vomited it all into the room in one bite, and I felt comfortable all at once! Zhou Yuwen quickly wiped his mouth, opened his eyes and found that he was in the two-bedroom house of his mother.

　　 There is also a sticker of Super Saiyan 3 for two dollars on the wall.

　　 I miss it so much.

　　 "Mom! Get me a bottle of Coke in the refrigerator!"

　　 Zhou Yuwen exclaimed naturally.

　　 After calling Zhou Yuwen, I feel funny again. My mother is playing mahjong in her hometown. How could she be here?

　　 "You have no hands! Treat you like an ancestor every day?" A sharp and impatient voice came from outside the door.

　　 Zhou Yuwen was taken aback, and his groggy head suddenly woke up.

　　 Have a look again?

　　 Good fellow, isn't this what you look like when you are eighteen years old?

　　 Looking at the surroundings again, the small room is real.

　　 A broken wooden bed, a broken table, the table is full of messy textbooks, and a big **** computer.

　　 dreaming?

　　 Zhou Yuwen slapped himself.

　　 In the end, I didn’t fan it!

　　 Good fellow, haven’t you dreamed?

　　 Get up, there is a pile of vomit on the floor.

　　 It’s so real, and it smells like Niulanshan. It doesn’t seem to be a dream.

　　 Zhou Yuwen wearing a white vest, a big pants, big slippers, opened the door from the small bedroom.

　　 There was a crash of mahjong in the next room.

　　 Four middle-aged women with hot heads were chatting over there.

　　 "The daughter of the old Su family next door is really sensible, not to mention her pretty, she studies so well, I heard that she passed the exam."

　　 Zhou Yuwen tugged on the flip flops, his ears were full of mahjong chats with his mother and poker friends, completely ignored, walked to the refrigerator and took out a can of Coca-Cola.

　　Open the can.

　　 "Hi~"

　　 Hiccups, the feeling of rebirth is really cool!

"Ayun, what is your Yuwen's plan to do? Is it repetition or three books? Ayun, really, I don’t think three books are really necessary. Isn’t it just the previous junior college level, they are not 985 and 211? What can you do after reading it? It's better to repeat it."

　　 "Yes, the kid next door to me had three books last year, but was expelled because of a fight this year. I heard that three books are messier than vocational education!"

　　 "No, you don't read what is written in the news now."

　　 Zhou Yuwen opened the door and entered with a Coke.

What greeted us were three familiar aunts who hadn’t met since college. He added his mother, one with curly hair, and saw Zhou Yuwen coming in. He stopped the topic abruptly, and greeted Zhou Yuwen with a smile. .

　　 "Yuwen is getting more and more handsome now."

　　 "That's not right, I have grown up as a big guy!"

　　 "Yuwen, it's okay to have bad grades, it's a big deal to repeat~"

　　 "That is, I heard from my son that you and Xiao Su confessed that they were rejected?"

　　 "???"

　　 Zhou Yuwen is speechless. He is in his forties, so why are he still gossiping? Which brat said that.

　　 "You and Xiao Su confessed? Why didn't I know?" The mother immediately turned her head, looking curious.

　　 Last week, I just went back to my hometown to see my mother, and now I suddenly see a young teenage mother here. Zhou Yuwen's nose is sour. I haven't noticed that my mother has been young before.

　　The mother in her impression seems to be the same all the time.

　　 "Mom." Zhou Yuwen didn't know why, so he called out.

　　 Zhou's mother was a little confused: "Why, what's wrong?"

　　 The three card friends and aunts were also taken aback, how do you feel sensational?

　　 confession was rejected?

　　 come to my mother to comfort you?

　　 They looked at Zhou Yuwen with big eyes and small eyes.

　　 "No, I'm out of money." Zhou Yuwen hesitated for a long time and found an excuse.

　　 The four middle-aged women were all taken aback, good fellow.

That's it?

"The two hundred dollars that was given to you yesterday is so spent? Let you drink less, you just don’t listen, and you can’t be so indulgent after graduation." Zhou Mu said, from oneself. Take out two hundred-yuan bills from his small drawer and hand them to Zhou Yuwen.

　　 Zhou Yuwen took it with a grin.

　　 "This is the last two hundred for you. I'll be fine during the summer vacation, so I can make money by myself!"

　　 "Hao Le! I will earn you a house during the summer vacation!" Zhou Yuwen said after taking the money.

　　 Zhou's mother gave Zhou Yuwen a weird look, but didn't say anything.

Zhou Yuwen counted the money and went out. To be honest, meeting his mother again, it was not so cordial, so I felt a little bit touched. My mother hadn't seen him in more than ten years, played mahjong, urged herself to get married, and said her job was not reliable. , Or go back to my hometown to test the editor, blind date, this is the life of a normal person.

　　 Zhou Yuwen sighed thinking about her old mother's clichéd appearance, alas, it seems that I have to listen to the old mother's nagging again.

　　 When Zhou Yuwen went out, Zhou Mu and a group of poker friends continued to play mahjong over there.

An aunt said, "Ayun, what do you think? It is really impossible to let the children read three books? I heard that these three books are very messy. The child of my cousin's cousin's family, last year It's just three books. The tuition is expensive, and the school is very messy. I heard that there are young girls working as young ladies in them."

　　 "I also heard about this. The three books are really messy. If you say it sounds better, they are undergraduates. In fact, they are junior colleges. You said that after reading three books, how can I find a job in the future?"

　　 "That's right! If you don't take a 985 or 211 exam now, how to find a job in the future, Ayun, you are too used to your children!"

　　 Facing the inquiries from card friends, Zhou’s mother just smiled at this and said: “When the child is older, he has his own plan and he is healthy, without expecting him to be the president of the country.”