I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

"Rebirth, I really didn't want to be a scumbag (!

The movie has officially started.

This was the first time Su Qianqian met Zhou Yuwen after returning to China. To be honest, Zhou Yuwen was pulled to watch a movie during the first meeting. Su Qianqian was very dissatisfied. She didn't say a lot of things to Zhou Yuwen.

So when the movie started, Su Qianqian couldn't help but start talking to Zhou Yuwen, asking how Zhou Yuwen's life was this year, and talking about the difference between the weather in North America and the weather here.

Zhou Yuwen did a silent motion and said, "Watch the movie well."

Su Qianqian tried her mouth and was a little unhappy. She didn't want to watch the movie. She just wanted to say a few words with Zhou Yuwen, so she buried her head in Zhou Yuwen's arms and honestly enjoyed the long absence. Embrace.

At the beginning of the movie, there was nothing to make everyone laugh, but the sense of the lens was good. Everyone will follow the story of the movie and watch it live.

Occasionally, I laughed twice because of a sentence or two.

"Teacher and my dad gave a wall calendar."

"The teacher doesn't remember."

Speaking of this line, there was a burst of snickers in the movie theater. This movie is a bit interesting.

Su Qianqian was originally buried in Zhou Yuwen's arms honestly. When she saw this place, she couldn't help but tilted her head and watched the movie with blinking eyes.

After Miss Yang came out in a wedding dress, the theater ushered in the first climax.

The appearance of stars is different. Ms. Yang is simply beautiful in a wedding dress. Everyone is looking for this. In contrast, Zhou Yuwen's role is very plain and a little greasy.

What is this movie about?

Isn't Charlotte upset?

Worries for middle-aged people?

Everyone was confused to watch it. It didn't feel interesting. At first, everyone thought it was a youth movie, but now it is a middle-aged movie. Isn't that the same as the Hong Kong 囧 next door?

I only watched the beginning of the movie. Everyone was a little disappointed with Zhou Yuwen. Maybe it was because they had too high expectations for Zhou Yuwen. After all, the movie Hello Youth directly set off the craze of the entire youth film, and this drama seems to be what others said. That's right, it's purely for the purpose of rubbing traffic to eat bad money.

In the hotel, Ma Dongmei cried and said all the grievances of these years. After so many years of marriage, Charlotte did not make a penny. Finally, Ma Dongmei was going to change to an electric tricycle. No matter how hard it is.

In the end, Charlotte took the only money to Qiuya's followers.

Ma Dongmei told the matter in front of everyone, but Charlotte only felt that Ma Dongmei had trampled all of her self-esteem under her feet and trampled on her.

A good wedding scene became a farce because of Charlotte and Ma Dongmei.

Charlotte flushed his head fiercely with a faucet. When it was over, everything was over. She had no dignity in front of her high school classmates.

It’s quiet in the cinema, everyone wants to see what the beginning and ending will look like like this.

Charlotte opened the door and walked out.

Huh.

? ? ?

High school classroom?

The audience who had already started yawning finally got some interest at this moment. What's the situation? Crossed?

Ms. Yang is wearing a floral skirt with a white lotus flower.

Then Charlotte thought it was all dreams anyway, so let the storm come harder!

Strongly kiss Qiuya, punch the teacher!

Set fire to the book.

Good guy, the movie theater ignited all of a sudden.

At this time everyone understands, the protagonist is really reborn, what a great thing! Buy stocks, buy a house! Make a lot of money in the future!

Just think about it.

At this moment, everyone has overlooked one point, and it seems that they have not noticed that it is not embarrassing for a group of middle-aged people to act as high school students.

"It's over! I should go back!"

Charlotte said, opening the window.

"Goodbye! My dear mother!"

At this time, the audience laughed when they saw that Charlotte was about to jump off the building, because now the audience knew the current situation, and only Charlotte thought it was a dream.

So there was a bang!

Charlotte was crippled.

The cinema also roared with laughter, funny, you finally play this? Really silly!

A male audience has already said to the female companion next to him: "This kid is not stupid. If I cross over, I will go directly to Jack Ma!"

The female companion also laughed idiotically over there.

Charlotte woke up and was stunned.

Not dreaming?

it is true! ?

What is here?

Charlotte rushed out, and this time the episode followed.

"1997 AD"

I walked into you quietly in 1997...

With some messy streets, dilapidated small western-style buildings, plus the slogan on the banner, Xiangjiang has returned, and the situation in the motherland is very good.

Charlotte was stunned!

I have to say that Charlotte is troubled by this movie. At first glance, it feels like it is shoddy. In fact, the production team is very careful, and every episode is just right.

The first song in 1997, everyone who listened to it was full of emotions.

The second song is "The You Once"

Yuan Hua, played by Zhou Yuwen, is a bit greasy, directly subverting his title of campus male god, with a bgm plum cut, everyone is embarrassed to watch it, but they really want to see Zhou Yuwen like this.

Yuan Hua just said here, fortunately, he didn't dare to fantasize at school, what would he do to you?

"Hey, hey, is Qiuya in Class Two of the third year here? I wrote a song for you here, I hope you like it."

"He!" Yuan Hua went crazy.

But when the music sounded, the whole school was boiling.

"I used to dream of going to the end of the world with a sword!"

"Look at the prosperity of the world!"

"The young heart is always a little frivolous"

The surging music sounded, everyone in the school was stunned, all put down their work and listened to this song seriously, it’s so nice! After listening to it, I only feel that I have endless strength all over my body.

When Yuan Hua saw that Qiuya was so intoxicated, he couldn't help but became scared, and he planned to slander Charlotte.

"Don't talk!" In the end, Qiu Ya directly stopped her.

"???"

In the movie theater, after listening to the song in the otherwise lifeless projection room, the whole atmosphere changed, and in a daze, he seemed to be the Charlotte who had traveled back to write the song.

Everyone's adrenal glands began to soar at this moment. Someone wanted to go to the toilet to pee, but seeing this, they didn't want to pee at all, so hold back! Take a look at the plot below! ?

Before the movie was released, there were two points criticized by others. One was that they didn't have the money to buy the copyright. They changed the nunchakus and used them in a mess!

The other is the copycat version of the star.

People in the circle felt that this was Zhou Yuwen's disrespect for the star, which was completely enthusiastic, but after the results came out, everyone found out that people’s enthusiasm was entirely because these plots were irrelevant and did not affect the plot at all.

Shanzhaiying came out that time.

Then Charlotte started to develop. At the Spring Festival Gala, what was good in Chinese was so messy that she suddenly became a world-famous king, writing songs for various stars.

"From now on, don't call me again, I'm afraid Charlotte will misunderstand."

"No~~!"

The episode of a cut of winter plum sounded, and there was laughter underneath. From this moment on, all the audience in the movie theater had already enjoyed it. They didn’t even think about the heat, the food or the bad money, and everyone even forgot to act. Qiuya's is Miss Yang.

And Zhou Yuwen’s image was completely subverted. Everyone in the cinema was laughing and joking over there: “It’s over, I can’t help but think of Zhou Yuwen when I listen to this song in the future.”

Su Qianqian was originally angry because she had just returned to Zhou Yuwen to take her to the movie, but when she saw this, she couldn't help but laughed from ear to ear.

She glanced at Zhou Yuwen with a small star, and couldn't wait to cling to Zhou Yuwen's arms: "Zhou Yuwen! You are a genius!"

"Charlotte, you are a genius!"

Su Qianqian just finished speaking, who knew that the same lines came from the movie, which made Su Qian stunned, and she looked at the screen.

But Qiuya also looked at Charlotte with admiration.

She was a little puzzled, and a little dazed.

boom!

At this time, Charlotte's yacht was collided.

The music played again.

Everyone saw the embarrassed Yuan Hua, that is, Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen's fisherman's dress really makes everyone funny, mainly because Zhou Yuwen is so handsome that he doesn't look like a fisherman at all. There is a sense of nondescript.

The famous scene of Miss Yang came out.

Because of this scene, the cinema screamed directly!

The figure is too good!

In fact, Yuan Hua’s embarrassment fits everyone’s protagonist’s mind. Charlotte was worried about this movie, but actually used Shuangwen’s most basic routine, Diaosi counterattack, and then the best classmates who mixed up in high school at that time were the most downcast. one of.

In the past few times in the world, Yamagata still feels cold.

Times have changed, who doesn't want to be beautiful in front of the deceased?

There is no urine in the first half of the movie.

In the second half, when Charlotte had everything, he suddenly discovered that what he wanted most was a bowl of Yangchun noodles.

"I don't want anything, will you return Dongmei to me?"

"The patient's situation is not optimistic."

"Take me to check!" Miss Yang was wearing aunt-colored lipstick, dressed as a strong woman, but at this moment, her legs were a bit soft and her face was pale.

At this time, Zhou Yuwen also looked helpless: "Let me check it too."

"???" The person next to him was immediately stunned.

The audience just laughed crazy.

Hahaha, it's green! It's still green in the end!

It seems that Zhou Yuwen is still with Miss Yang in the end.

Charlotte was in a coma for several days, and finally opened her eyes, only to see her mother and Zhang Yang on the bedside looking at herself with worry.

"mom?"

"Luo, mom knows your situation, don't worry about my affairs, and Zhang Yang will take care of me in the future."

"?" Charlotte was stunned again.

"Luo, from now on we will talk about each other, you call me Dad, and I call you Brother!"

There was constant laughter in the movie theater. This movie was really comedic. There was no urine in the whole process. Su Qianqian could hardly smile so happily, covering her mouth and laughing over there.

When he lay down in Zhou Yuwen's arms, he almost burst into tears, and then stretched out his hand to pinch Zhou Yuwen's belly.

This made Zhou Yuwen very speechless. You said you smiled well, why did you pinch me?

Comedy in the first half of the movie, tragedy in the second half.

After experiencing the great joy and sadness of life, Charlotte woke up like a dream, and turned around, only to find that she was still in the hotel, while Qiuya was still wearing a wedding dress, and Ma Dongmei still dressed plainly.

Now he understood that everything was a dream.

Charlotte rushed forward and hugged Ma Dongmei.

Lyrical music sounded:

I will be by your side

Around you

Never look back

Your every move

Affects me like a heartbeat

...

This song is sung by Zhou Yuwen himself, with a gentle voice, and the song is instantaneously substituted into the warm picture in the movie.

At the end of the film, Charlotte has been pestering Dongmei, whether it is buying vegetables or playing mahjong.

The audience laughed at this scene.

The incandescent lamp lights up, and a movie is finally over, as if after a trip, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The movie is so good!

I don't know where it looks good, but this movie definitely surpasses Zhou Yuwen's previous Hello Youth. It contains too much content, feelings, refreshing, and reality.

From the beginning of the journey to the final return to reality.

Tell the audience to cherish the people in front of you.

Before the movie was released, everyone said it was a waste of money from Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang. After watching the movie, everyone had forgotten Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang. The only people who could remember were Charlotte and Dongmei.

"This movie is really good."

"Otherwise, shall we watch it again?"

"Not going to the hotel?"

"Go to the hotel, look at it again."

The audience came out of the theater, and there were always three or four pairs of people who were obsessed with movies in a theater and couldn't help but want to watch it again.

The people who came out of the harbor next door were a little depressed, and the feeling of watching the movie was unsatisfactory.

How should I put it, Hong Kong’s film is still an excellent work, but with Thai 囧 pearls and jade in front, Hong Kong 囧 feels a bit hard to come by.

In addition, in terms of casting, the supporting role is a funny role, and everyone is full of expectations that it will be a strong brother to play, but in the end it was Xiao Bao.

At this time, Xiao Bao’s acting skills have not been accepted by everyone. In the play, his brother-in-law, in addition to being stupid and forced to be funny, has no particularly brilliant moves.

Alas, it feels weird anyway.

Later, the question of who to save first with the first love and the incumbent is even more suspicious of the plot.

The movie is a good movie, but it is far worse than the last one.

"I knew it would be better to go to see Miss Yang next door."

"Yes, little Yanzi is now a middle-aged woman, it doesn't make sense at all?"

"Otherwise we will go and see the next door?"

"What time is it, it's all bad movies anyway."

"Hey, why are so many people buying tickets at the entrance of the cinema?"

"Did you watch it again, buddy?"

"Watch it again! This movie is so good! I **** watched it and cried!"

"Fuck, Miss Yang is so beautiful?"

"Huh? Oh yes, I forgot that there was Miss Yang in it! Damn! Brother listen to me! Look at Charlotte! It's really good, the plot is so **** good!"

"No, what's so good about a group of old men pretending to be high school students?"

"Haha, you know it when you read it, I don't care! Give me two tickets!"

"Bring me two too!"

It was just after nine o'clock at this time, and the audience in the next wave was still thinking about buying tickets to watch Hong Kong 囧, but found that the audience in the previous wave had two different evaluations, and they hesitated for a while.

"Otherwise we see Charlotte upset?"

"Well, look at Charlotte's troubles. I think everyone has a high opinion of this, and I especially like Zhou Yuwen."

When people passing by heard her, they couldn't help laughing: "Go and see, Zhou Yuwen's image absolutely subverts your perception!"

"Hahaha!"

The original space-time Charlotte was worried that the box office on the first day of the show was close to 80 million. This is the case where there are no traffic stars. In this space-time, Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang are blessed by two stars.

It broke through 130 million directly on the first day without accident!

And Hong Kong 囧, which was released on the same day, directly exceeded 140 million box office!

The sum of the two movies almost exceeded 300 million!

The release of these two films is reasonable and beyond imagination. It is reasonable that Hong Kong 囧 got a box office of 140 million yuan for granted, because Director Xu’s reputation is there. Looking forward to it.

What is beyond imagination is that Zhou Yuwen's work, which was made up and eaten bad money, actually got 130 million at the box office! ? Unexpectedly, Miss Yang is so famous?

Or is Zhou Yuwen so famous?

Are you kidding me?

After the box office results came out, Zhou Yuwen was very calm. Su Qianqian rarely came back. What he mainly does now is to travel with Su Qianqian. He hasn't seen him for a year. Su Qianqian's appearance is more beautiful, and his waist is thinner. But the movements are still so jerky. I taught a lot a year ago, but now I almost forgot.

How should I say this, anyway, because I haven't seen it for too long, it feels like the first time I was with Su Qianqian, not only the posture, but also the body for the first time.

On the first night, Zhou Yuwen didn't mind making Su Qianqian cry.

Then Ms. Yang called Zhou Yuwen to announce the good news. Zhou Yuwen nodded and said she knew, and then hung up the phone.

This makes Ms. Yang so angry that she doesn't know what to say, doesn't she just know how to make a movie? I'm so dignified!

The first day's film results, everyone was lucky.

"Director Xu, congratulations, 140 million on the first day, this is unprecedented in the film and television industry!"

"No, director Zhou Yuwen thinks Charlotte is also 130 million?"

"How can he be a little kid compared to you! Look at it, his movie is completely supported by fame, and it will only become less and less."

As a result, on the second day, the box office of the two films was shocking!

Hong Kong 囧: 80 million!

Charlotte's troubles: 160 million!

Everyone is dumbfounded!

What's happening! ?

Charlotte's troubles are awesome. The question is how can Hong Kong 囧 be 80 million? This gap is too big, right?

This seems unacceptable to the insiders.

But for the audience, it’s taken for granted. After all, the money in their wallets is limited, and it is impossible to watch both of them. Your Hong Kong 囧 is just trying to perfunct us?

The plot inside is awkward, but Charlotte's troubles are really beautiful! Not only have to watch it once, but also a second time!

This is not a deliberate stepping and holding, mainly because it is really a coincidence. The two movies came together. Maybe the distributor of Hong Kong Joke at that time also considered stepping on Zhou Yuwen.

After all, Zhou Yuwen is known as a genius director. This is his second film. Such a name comes out and eats bad money, so why not step on you with the reputation of Director Xu to enhance your reputation.

The only thing I didn't expect was that Zhou Yuwen turned out to be a **** horse!

Comparing the two films, shit, the distributor of Hong Kong Joke not only didn't get publicity, but shot himself in the foot, and the two films stood tall and low.

Hong Kong Joke is full of complaints here.

And Charlotte's troubles over there is: I have to look again!

The posts on Weibo that scolded Zhou Yuwen for eating bad money disappeared in an instant, leaving behind: "This movie is really a work! The reputation of Zhou Yuwen as a genius director is really well-deserved!"

"The so-called three years of sharpening a sword! Zhou Yuwen won't make it out, it must be a fine product! I learned it!"

"What the film and television industry really lacks is actually a person like Teacher Zhou, who will not blindly consume their own fame. After a film is made, you should settle yourself appropriately, and then wait for the next film. Charlotte is worried that this film is The best movie I have watched in recent years. How do I say it? After watching the whole movie, I feel a little melancholy. Charlotte in the article is very similar to me. Dachun said: I couldn't help crying when I didn't want anything."

"I have watched the two recent films. I have no meaning to compare here, but I have to say that Charlotte is worried about this seemingly shoddy film. There are too many details intriguing. If you simply think This is a shuangwen-style movie, which is a bit tacky. A lot of work was done in the later period of this movie. From the first episode, this movie has been paying tribute to what was in that era. Why did it cause so much? Human resonance? Because we have seen that era, a little bit greedy, but a teacher who is truly self-conscious. We have seen Xu Wei who advocates freedom, and we have seen the child from another family with a good family background and a good study."

"Charlotte Annoyance seems to be ironic, but in fact it is an era of considerable existence. I think here, Charlotte Annoyance is a really good filming of this movie! On the other hand, I didn't lead the war on the Hong Kong 囧 movie. It means, but it is indeed too tribute to the old movies, but it has fallen behind!"

"Laughing to death, I now like to listen to the Cantonese version of my hometown, hahaha! Teacher Zhou is so talented!"

"At the beginning of the movie, I thought the protagonist was Charlotte~www.wuxiamtl.com~ I didn't expect it to be Charlotte, haha, it's so fun!"

"Ms. Zhou is simply a genius. I heard that several of the songs in it were written, directed and performed by Mr. Zhou!"

"No! At least one cut winter plum is not!"

"Hahaha!"

On the third day of the movie’s release, Zhou Yuwen’s movie went all the way to Changhong, and because of Zhou Yuwen’s existence, Hong Kong’s living space was instantly compressed to a corner.

Twenty days after the movie was released, Charlotte’s troubles exceeded one billion at the box office, but the Hong Kong 囧 film only surpassed 700 million. The two sides have an immediate opinion!

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