I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

boom!

In the dark.

Yi Lin happened to come downstairs in the Wayne Building.

It's surprisingly quiet here.

There is no one.

Somewhat weird.

Just when he was considering what method and method to use, quietly killed Mimi and solved one of the "old legends" Bruce Wayne.

On the top floor of the Wayne Building, there was a sudden sound of glass shattering and a huge bombardment.

"?"

Yi Lin raised his head.

In the dark night, the entire floor of the glass shattered at the same time, turning into countless glass slags that refracted glimmers in the night, shining brightly.

But this is not the point.

Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly.

Looking very hard, there are two figures of similar stature, entangled and squabbling crazily in mid-air, as if they carried a kind of hatred for life and time, and they looked like two lovers who would never give up.

In short, at first glance, it makes people feel that the two figures are really obsessed.

...

"Jie Jie Jie--"

"Bruce--this is love! Love!"

Bruce Wayne and Joker both jumped off the top floor of Wayne Building!

With flesh and blood!

"That Joker?"

Yi Lin hardly spent any time thinking, after all, there was no need to think about it.

Yi Lin immediately turned on "Follow the Shadow", hid in the dark, and immediately released "Bai Xiaoyi" to expand his field of vision.

As mentioned before, the "spiritual" vision is different from the principle that humans use light to image on the retina. In the dark, it is undoubtedly the "spiritual body"'s vision to see things more clearly.

Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, quickly distinguished the two people fighting frantically in the air through the field of vision of "Bai Xiaoyi".

It's Bruce Wayne...and Joker!

Bruce Wayne has now regained his youth from an old posture, and has regrown a head of golden hair.

"Pan Zhengyi? No—"

The two scrambled together did not directly complete the standard free fall movement in the air, but used the power of the flesh to frantically strangle between the floors.

From the perspective of "Bai Xiaoyi", Yi Lin couldn't tell who had the upper hand. He could only see the flesh and blood flying between the two, but the injured area quickly moved quickly. With flesh and blood, he started to repair it on his own.

Bang bang bang bang ——

The Wayne Building went all the way down from the top floor, leaving a winding trace of fighting!

The glass shattered, the steel bars were twisted, and the walls shattered!

This... is not a fight that humans can complete at all!

To be precise, these two big brothers... are not human!

Normal humans, who can fight while jumping off the building?

Bruce Wayne even desperately inserted his hands into the wall with his bare hands. Under the momentum of the fall, the hand used to slow down was polished in a blink of an eye, leaving only the arm bones stained with scum!

Bruce Wayne didn't seem to feel the pain. He cushioned the exterior wall and glass of Wayne Building with one hand, and greeted Joker with crazy punches and punches with the other hand.

Joker also seemed to be unable to feel the pain, or that the more pain he was, the happier he was, and the more crazy and perverted his expression was.

Joker hugged Bruce Wayne tightly, vomiting blood in his mouth, and the painting on his face was already messed up, even more hideous.

"Hahahaha—Kill it, kill it! Kill me! My dear Bruce Wayne! Kill your lifelong enemy...Kill me...Joker—"

boom!

I don't know how long it took.

The two big men finally fell to the ground fiercely.

Two human-shaped pits were smashed into the ground in an instant.

Raise a large swath of dust.

Yi Lin is located tens of meters away from the Wayne Building.

At this distance, it is no longer necessary to rely on the vision of the spirit, and it is possible to vaguely see what is going on in it.

Of course, before the dust settles.

There is smoke without injury, this is the law.

This is the world of trials.

Yi Lin would not naively think that Joker and Bruce Wayne would fall from a high altitude for no reason, and then leave two corpses, waiting for Yi Lin to touch them happily.

suddenly.

In the dust, after a moment of silence.

A distorted figure rushed towards another human-shaped pit.

And let out a low growl like a beast.

"Jie Jie Jie--"

"Ahem..."

Flop!

I don't know how long it took.

It seems to be a few seconds.

It's like a few minutes again.

Of course, this was only because the two people were fighting too fiercely, which gave Yi Lin this sensory illusion.

To be precise...

After landing, Joker and Bruce Wayne overlapped again for 48 seconds.

suddenly.

With a flutter.

Wan Lai was all silent.

Joker stopped his crazy laugh abruptly.

When Yi Lin's vision resumed again, when the smoke and dust caused by the two fights completely settled, such a scene appeared before Yi Lin's eyes.

Bruce Wayne has only one pair of pants left.

Joker's purple and funny tight-fitting suit was also full of holes, and there was a...the sense of sight after all.

In short, the scene is very tragic.

And Bruce Wayne's strong right arm penetrated Joker's chest completely.

And Bruce's expression, completely frozen.

That angular face showed three-point hatred, three-point annoyance, three-point confusion, and one point, the madness that had not yet completely faded.

And Joker, who was stringed in the hands of Bruce Wayne, had already been in a frenzied tangled and scrambled, and the paint on his face had been wiped away by seven or eight points. With the rapid healing of the skin that grew back, it finally made Yi Lin clear. I saw the true face of "this one" Joker.

An extremely satisfying smile on Joker's face, eternally frozen.

"and many more……"

When Irin saw Joker's distorted face with an inexplicable contentment, she found it a bit familiar.

After a short while, Yi Lin's pupils shrank suddenly.

"Jack!"

"Joker..."

Just now.

Bruce Wayne after killing the Joker.

The whole person suddenly squatted on the spot in pain.

On the naked skin, a weird black color gradually emerged, swelling like worms, wriggling crazily under the skin covered with sweat and dust.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Bruce Wayne screamed up to the sky.

hiss--

In an instant, a terrifying aura, centered on Bruce Wayne, spread to the surroundings.

As for the dead Jack, another Joker, he shrank quickly in a weird way while Bruce Wayne was changing.

In a blink of an eye, Joker went from young to old quickly, and then, within a few breaths, the flesh and blood on his body withered completely and turned into a white bone.

A few more seconds passed.

Even the white bone quickly decayed.

Bruce Wayne held his head in pain.

Puff, puff, puff.

Yi Lin actually heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat like a drum beat about fifty meters away.

Boring, powerful...crazy!

咚咚咚咚——

wrong!

Yi Lin suddenly woke up.

It's not that he heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

But... In another strange way, Yi Lin "feeled" Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

Bruce Wayne was covered in flesh and blood, and with the squirming skin, it expanded as fast as a balloon.

But that kind of swelling is not like the loose and soft swelling of a balloon. The bulging muscles are more developed. It should be the part of human muscles, and there is a strange metallic light faintly.

About 1 minute later.

Bruce Wayne's crazy muscle squirming finally subsided completely.

He suddenly raised his head.

It was a pair of scarlet eyes.

"Jie Jie Jie--"

as well as--

The laughter was crazy like "Joker".

In a blink of an eye, "Bruce Wayne" didn't even look at Yi Lin who was hiding in the dark, and disappeared in place.

It was so fast that people caught off guard.

...

in the dark.

Yi Lin lowered his head.

The blood jasmine was squeezed in his hand.

In fact, when he saw the identity of this "Joker", in a short time, he had already figured out a lot of doubts about this trial.

But at the same time, more doubts were born.

This trial...a bit weird.

Even as a "veteran", he felt weird, which shows how weird this is.

Whether it's the opening, or every main mission in it...

Both gave Yi Lin an illusion.

It's like "that will" is trying to "correct" some kind of mistake.

This is just a faint feeling.

For a while, Yi Lin couldn't analyze what was going on either.

But in any case, this trial always gave him a weird sense of disobedience.

It's like this trial, it feels like it shouldn't be going on like this.

Jack?

Joker?

Bruce Wayne?

Just now when Bruce Wayne had a weird change, Yi Lin had the idea of ​​stealing a knife.

But after carefully weighing the pros and cons, and a certain plan, Yi Lin didn't do anything in the end.

There is no other reason... the price/performance ratio is not high.

but.

Whether it is hands-on or not, there are certain risks.

So... it's okay to be a little safer.

Yi Lin quietly put away the blood jasmine.

For the time being, I withdraw my thoughts from the weirdness in this trial mission.

"Next...hehe."

Yi Lin chuckled slightly.

Take a look at the "Gotham New Star List".

On the list, the rankings of others have also changed.

Yi Lin thought for a moment.

The decision was made to send a message to Li Erpang who was "relatively friendly".

...

Yi Lin: Are you busy?

Li Erpang: Hey, busy playing BOSS!

Yi Lin: Have you finished playing?

Li Erpang: Don't think about it this time! Fatty tells you that there is no chance for you to play this time! Damn it? Give it back to Grandpa? I beat you--

Yi Lin: I just want to ask one thing, if Batman kills Joker, what will happen to him?

Li Erpang: Batman killed Joker? Hey, wait, it's impossible, Batman's most attractive character is that he doesn't kill people, even the most vicious criminals! Unless it's... can't hold back.

Yi Lin: What if you kill it?

Li Erpang: What if you really can't hold it back? Uh, this, even if there is... there is a fart! In this copy, Joker is already dead! If Joker is still alive, Fatty, how easy it is to kill the BOSS now. Ouch, why did Halle get up again?

...

Yi Lin was indeed a little busy seeing Li Erpang over there.

In fact, after seeing Jack regaining his youth, Yi Lin was able to roughly guess what would happen to Li Erpang and the others.

Just when Yi Lin took out the Bat Motorbike silently.

Li Erpang suddenly seemed to remember something.

Yi Lin's death mark shook slightly on his chest.

I received another message from Li Erpang.

...

Li Erpang: Damn it? Wait, did your kid find any hidden plot again? Don't cheat me again! I haven't asked you to settle the accounts of the previous main task two!

Yi Lin:...

Li Erpang: But when you said that, I also remembered that it seems that the plot outside the game, that is, in the original comics, does indeed have such a branch of the parallel universe. In that branch of the plot, Joker always felt that Batman had the same dark past as him, and shouldn't become the way he is now. So in that parallel universe, Joker researched something...

Yi Lin:?

Li Erpang: It seems to be called the "factor". I don't remember the too old comics. I still have the "Laughing Virus" buried in the body. After he stimulated Bruce Wayne to kill himself, Bruce Wayne changed his mind. Become another super boss, the bat of laughter... By the way, do you ask this thing? Has something to do with this plot?

Yi Lin: Here is a reminder of friendship.

Li Erpang:? ?

Yi Lin: There is a little tricky boss. If I guessed correctly, "it" should be running towards you.

Li Erpang: (Disdain) That's it? Under our double tank combination, what BOSS doesn't come to kill one pair, and then kill again, kill it all in the dark-damn it? ? ? "

...

boom!

Just when Li Erpang secretly paddling and chatting with Yi Lin happily.

A huge but swift black shadow suddenly fell from the sky.

Without warning, they fell in front of Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu.

At the moment that figure appeared.

Including Yi Lin.

At the same time, several lines of scarlet mission reminders...crazy refreshing the screen.

...

【warn! 】

【warn! 】

【warn! 】

[Unknown ‘variable’ found! 】

[The difficulty of the trial has been corrected to...Nightmare level! 】

[Clear the "death point" settlement, difficulty bonus +50%]

[Main task is being revised...]

【Correcting……】

[The correction is complete! 】

[Main Quest Three is released: Completely eliminate the "Pseudo·Laughing Bat" within the time limit! Return to the real world after the mission is completed. Mission failed: wipe out all! 】

...

Li Erpang: "..."

Zhu Yuner: "..."

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Li Erpang has no time to paddle and chat with Yi Lin.

Because when he hurriedly read the task prompt, he was already confused.

In my heart, it was like a group of horses with long grass on their heads and mud-covered horses suddenly rushing away.

Ah... Under the sunset, that was his lost youth.

Pooh!

Li Erpang was full of excitement and put aside the messy thoughts in his mind.

Laughing Bat?

What is the legendary laughing bat?

Wait, this style of painting is obviously wrong?

but--

Li Erpang suddenly remembered.

Since entering this trial, whether it is Arkham Nursing Home or the weird Gotham City, this style of painting has never been closer to the one in memory.

The painting style of the whole Gotham City seemed to fluctuate, completely out of order.

"Be careful." Su Xiaosu said softly without turning his head.

I saw that her tight clothes were already riddled with holes, but she didn't reveal anything that shouldn't be seen.

In the fight with other "old legends", Su Xiaosu has always stood in front of other people with a body of steel. Although he was injured a lot, his ability to heal quickly is not a major problem at present.

Now, a tall, but slightly bent figure stood in front of them.

Opposite them is a group of "old villains" headed by Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn did not know what medicine they had taken wrong.

Not only restored youth and beauty, but also gained extremely tricky self-healing ability.

Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang, and Zhu Yun'er joined forces, and they can kill the Penguin and the double-faced.

As for whose head will the points end up?

This is not important anymore.

Because they both discovered one thing at the same time.

When "Main Task Three" was inexplicably "corrected", the "Gotham Rising Stars List" could no longer be opened.

In other words...

Their only task now...

It is to completely wipe out the strange figure in front of him within the limited time.

[Pseudo·Laughing Bat]!

"Bruce Wayne?"

When Bruce Wayne with red eyes fell from the sky, everyone who fought here fell into weird silence.

At this time, Harley Quinn finally recognized the person in front of him.

She frowned, and the charming smile that had been hanging on her face suddenly solidified.

"Jie Jie Jie--"

Bruce Wayne grinned suddenly.

Those two rows of teeth turned out to be as sharp as nails.

There was still a little fresh flesh on the sharp teeth.

I don't know whose flesh and blood it is.

Scarlet pupils, sharp teeth, crazy smile, that seems to contain an explosive body...

No matter who it is, there is no way to associate this weird existence in front of him with the polite and suave Bruce Wayne.

But Harley Quinn had seen the richest man in Gotham when he was young, so he vaguely recognized that this was indeed... Bruce Wayne.

It's just this smile--

Harley Quinn felt vaguely, somewhat familiar.

But the age is too old, she will for a while--

suddenly.

There was a flower in front of Harley Quinn.

There was a pain in the chest.

——Severe pain.

Her eyes widened suddenly.

Harley Quinn just blinked.

Bruce Wayne's tall body has appeared in front of Harley Quinn.

This speed... is incredible.

"Whyso? Ahhhhh—"

A crazy smiling face almost stuck to Harley Quinn's face.

Between opening his mouth, Bruce Wayne sprayed a fishy wind on her face.

laugh--

Bruce Wayne has five fingers like a hook.

Actually, a bright red heart, a heart still beating vigorously, was pulled out directly from Harley Quinn’s full chest.

Suddenly.

Harley Quinn slowly fell.

A green mist escaped from every pore of her body.

He was quickly sucked into the body by Bruce Wayne.

Click, click, click—

Bruce Wayne laughed wildly and stuffed the "food" into his mouth.

Sir.

With relish.

"By the way... it's Joker..."

Before Harley Quinn died, there was a glimmer of suddenness in her eyes, and she fell slowly.

After the green mist dissipated, Harley Quinn’s white skin dries quickly at a terrifying speed, and it is old. In a blink of an eye, Harley Quinn’s attractive body has turned Made a pale skeleton!

Snapped!

"Jie Jie--"

Bruce Wayne crushed Harley Quinn's skeleton with one kick.

Grunt.

Bruce Wayne grinned after swallowing the "food" in his mouth.

The sharp teeth ~www.wuxiamtl.com~ are covered with fresh flesh and blood.

I haven't had time to brush my teeth.

After "eating" Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne didn't avoid suspicion, and ate on the fresh corpses of the penguin and the double-faced man.

Behind Bruce Wayne.

Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu all felt that their scalp was numb.

What kind of monster is this!

suddenly--

Bruce Wayne seemed to have not eaten enough.

He raised his head again.

The red eyes, with craziness and bloodthirsty light, looked very evil in the dark night.

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