I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Azhi broke into cold sweat unconsciously.

Something is wrong. There must be something wrong with at least 19 points out of 10.

How did Du Gujian become like this?

Duan Gu, that's a serious old lunatic with mysophobia Duan Gu!

What now?

His head was full of fat, he was moaning and dripping with oil, and his eyes were four parts frightened, three parts desolate, and three parts despairing.

At first glance, I thought he was going to die!

The main thing is.

Why can this administrator be separated? !

And as if they weren't just crude phantoms, the two administrators seemed to have thoughts and entities of their own.

Such a weird method.

Even if it is placed in a nine-star rating, it is quite explosive!

Seeing that the man with glasses didn't speak, Jiang Xiao asked again angrily.

Hey, you haven't answered my question yet, man! Why did you show up at my door!

Xiaozhi was frightened. He knew that something was serious. This manager might not be an ordinary person.

If you don't answer to the satisfaction of this mentally ill person, you will definitely suffer!

I am. Oh, that's right! I'm not worried that you're a newbie and won't be able to sleep, so I'm going to give you an exciting show to help you sleep.

Duantongue:? ? ?

wipe!

Where is your dignity and face?

Mute, if my reaction just now was half as fast as yours, I wouldn't have been detained here and beaten.

Performance, what is that? Can you give me a good introduction.

Jiang Xiao politely invited the stiff-bodied man with gold-rimmed glasses into the room.

Then he closed the door directly.

At this time, the second Jiang Xiao's body finally dissipated.

Xiaozhi's eyes lit up, and he originally wanted to take advantage of the administrator's half strength to resist.

But when he saw Duan Tongue, whose face was still ashen, he gave up this thought.

Can't beat it, definitely can't beat it.

Forget it, why don’t your shoes get wet if you stand by the river all the time?

Duanjian was beaten to such an extent, why would he be beaten to death if he resisted?

Shushu, I'm not going home tonight.

Tell me, what's the show you're so excited about? Tell me quickly, man, but don't let me find out that you're lying to me. Patrick is not stupid! He's not that easy to be deceived!

Jiang Xiao clearly had an angry expression, but his eyes and tone were very wise.

Brother, your state makes Azhi and I very scared.

I, I, this

Xiaozhi was submissive. He was just making nonsense in a hurry. There was no show, except...

Suddenly, he glanced at the steel pipe in his hand, and an idea flashed!

That's right! I'm here to perform pole dancing for you! I'm a senior pole dancer! I'm certified!

Pole dancing? Oh my gosh, is that what I thought? I love pole dancing so much.

Yes! That's right, it's what you think! It's best if you like it!

Survive by performing arts, Azhi is worth his weight in gold!

By the way, I may not quite understand what pole dancing is.

Jiang Xiao's words immediately silenced Azhiqian.

Man with glasses:

I don't quite understand that you like the same child. How about you and me? !

Just, uh, fix this pipe to the ground, and then I dance with it.

Oh, I was shocked. It turns out you are here to dance. I thought you were just passing by my door.

Man with glasses:? ? ?

Not a buddy?

Your words made me feel so sad!

You thought I was just passing by your door, so why did you ask me so fiercely what I was doing here?

Now that I say I was passing by, do you believe me?

I'm not stupid. If you think of me as a fool again, my fist will definitely fall on your face. Patrick's guarantee!

Seeing the administrator who always fell out with him, the man with glasses was so frightened that he immediately lowered his head and started playing with his steel pipe.

two minutes later

You're jumping! My time is very precious, do you know what you are doing, man!

I, I, I brought the wrong tube

The man with gold-rimmed glasses said coquettishly that the tube he was wearing this time could not be fixed to the ground.

How about I make it up for you tomorrow?

As soon as this statement came out, Jiang Xiao immediately opposed it!

That won't work, because you have to know that the best offense is Guisun Erniang, and the best defense is passing the ball.

Why did the White Dragon Horse follow Song Jiang to the Longhu Mountain? To put it bluntly, it was because Chang'e in the sky didn't raise it well, otherwise the White Dragon Horse could have gone to save grandma with Calabash Baby?

As the saying goes, if you don't sing and you don't behave well, who will repair the aircraft carrier? So the love and hatred between Wu Song and Yang Yuhuan still needs to be scrutinized. I think the cuckold on Yang Yuhuan's head is mostly Kong Yiji's fault. .”

In short, even if your pipe cannot be fixed to a very standard, you still have to abide by the traffic rules.

As for how to fix the pipe

Jiang Xiao's eyes fell on Duan Yu.

Azhi was shocked.

Could it be that Jiang Xiao wanted to use his tongue-broken body to fix the steel pipe?

Hahaha, dumb, I think you can definitely help me with this.

Duantongue:? ? ?

How can I help you secure the tube?

five minutes later

Gift crab.

People in the live broadcast room were already so excited that they were fuming.

Everyone: (°ー°〃)???

Of course, there are also some perversions.

[Tsk, I originally thought it was just the weirdness in the villa that made Jiang Xiao unable to sleep, but now it seems. 】

[(‵)Okay, I admit, I can’t sleep either. 】

[()I can only say that this man has never let me down. 】

【Σ(口|||)!!! I’ll wipe it! Don't you feel disgusted? 】

[(‵) I don’t think so. I think this scene can cure my jade-stricken mind. 】

[()Jiang Xiao: There are good and bad reputations. It used to be the past, but now it is purely abnormal! 】

[() If this is placed on the platform, even if it is not a password room, it must be a paid live broadcast room! 】

The Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room actually held a midnight show? ! !

After the news spread, it immediately attracted countless people to watch the game.

Normal people quit one after another, leaving only...

People who came over were shocked!

Many people who ate looked at it and squirted. This is no ordinary cannon!

Don’t blame those normal people who can’t stand it.

It can only be said that Jiang Xiao's abstract thinking is indeed incomprehensible to ordinary people.

The steel pipe had no support points, so Jiang Xiao originally wanted Duan Tongue to hold it.

However, because the height of the steel pipe is limited, if the broken tongue is half-crouched and held by hand.

Then wouldn’t the man with gold-rimmed glasses have no place to show off?

Therefore, the broken tongue can only fix the steel pipe in a lying position.

In fact, at first Jiang Xiao made the severed tongue lie down to fix it.

The latter was so frightened that his face turned pale.

How to fix it while lying down?

Just lying down in this fixed position was the right that the man with gold-rimmed glasses had to fight for after all his good words.

Otherwise, if the broken tongue is lying down to fix the steel pipe,

hiss?

Can't fix the anchor point at all?

Even if he is lying on his stomach, Duan Tongue is still a little unable to withstand it!

Not only was the oil sprayed, but the skin was also slippery, so Ah Zhi had to hold the steel pipe tightly.

But the more he tightened his grip, the more slippery he became, and the more slippery he got, the tighter his grip became.

I can’t stand it, I really can’t stand it, bro!

Severed Tongue: Σ_(　∠)_Abba. Abba Abba!

Just when Azhi and Duanyi were acting like men on top of men, Jiang Xiao was not satisfied yet.

I said, man, your dance doesn't look very good, it's not elegant at all.

grace?

The man with gold-rimmed glasses and the angry Duan Tou looked at the room in confusion.

This picture, this smell.

How does this make people feel elegant?

I think you can dance better! Just like... like Superman! Jump high! Also, you are not passionate enough at all, you are as lifeless as Squidward. You know, I like sponges The kind that makes babies happier.

Jiang Xiao pointed at the two of them nonchalantly.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses said with a wry smile.

Mr. Administrator, really, I have danced really well.

No! I don't think so. If your dancing dissatisfies me, I will let you lie down and fix the pipe, and let the mute come up and jump!

Wang Defa? ! !

d(д)

Shall I fix the pipe? ? ?

The man with gold-rimmed glasses stiffened.

Duan Tongue, who was lying on the ground, raised his hands tremblingly, indicating that if he danced, he would definitely dance better than the man with glasses.

The task of fixing pipes is not something that ordinary people can control.

He wants to go up and pole dance! ! ! That’s simply not too easy!

Seeing Duan Tou trying to turn his defense into an attack, Azhi's expression turned grim!

Damn it!

This is absolutely impossible!

Even if you are the ruthless person upstairs!

Passion, right?

Jump high, right?

Happy, right?

OK!

No! You idiot!

I saw Azhi kicking the Foshan Wuying Kick and stepping back on the hand that Duan Toy finally raised.

Then the brightest smile in his life broke out on his face.

(°д°) Kang is busy with the nose! Radisson and Shoulders! Welcome to Xiaozhi's midnight show live broadcast room! Follow my rhythm, come! Swing together! Yahoo! Kang is busy!!

Hello mr dj, don't stop this rhythm!

(ˇдˇ) “There’s a party going on in my head~ I can’t even shake it!”

Please give me the right to be blank for one minute!

Get out of here all your troubles and sorrows!

(︶д︶)

The music beat is too heavy! Alcohol is taking effect~

The lights keep turning~ It makes people want to indulge~ I really want to indulge!

It’s just a matter of singing high.

This guy is still shaking his body crazily on the steel pipe, almost to the point where man and management are one.

He didn't seem to notice that the fixed body below was foaming at the mouth.

That’s right!

It doesn't matter to him whether he is dead or alive now.

Nor does his position at the top matter.

It was not important to him to please Jiang Xiao.

It was very important to him to torture the severed tongue until he couldn't raise his hands!

Severed Tongue: Far Fake Squid.

Everyone in the live broadcast room:.

【I have never seen such a scene. 】

[Can the pipe be fixed like this? 】

[Let’s put it this way, it’s hard for me to comment. 】

[The mute below was made to cry. He was so embarrassed. 】

【Can you not cry? The man with gold-rimmed glasses above showed that he was trying his best not to be replaced by a mute, and Kuku used his dead hand to attack him. 】

Fingers hurt