I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Lao Wangtou: (angry｀Дangry)

Go away! I just wanted to say, Let's have fun together, what the hell are you doing? It's affecting my ability to watch the news!

You actually dare to lick a pussy's face to shame me?

The one I'm watching doesn't have subtitles for the news! Why don't you turn off the external broadcast and watch the news while I'm watching the news? Why don't you tell me what to do! Otherwise, labor and management will destroy you!

This squirt has a very high milk content!

It can be seen that Lao Wangtou is really sick after watching the news.

The two of them spraying each other also piqued Jiang Xiao's interest.

The reason why the little girl selling gunpowder stood in People's Square eating fried chicken was mainly because she held a three-pointed two-edged knife in her hand and wore black fishnet stockings. The reason why the Kongming Lantern can fly into the troposphere is purely because With Xu Xian’s help.”

So don't blame yourself for quarreling, because you can't create much value by getting up early. All in all, when you have no money, just think more about quantum mechanics created by Marilyn Monroe!

Aba. Aba Aba

Duanjing: No one speaks up for me? I can't make a sound myself!

True: I can’t make a sound!

Duanjing really doesn’t want to be a retainer anymore, he would rather go up and dance on a pole!

[Okay, okay, the whole northwestern Shanxi is in chaos! The Japs upstairs are out, and the Japs downstairs are also out, and more and more people are involved. It’s interesting, it’s really interesting! 】

People in the live broadcast room are no longer sleepy, and are even full of expectations!

The three people in the Mad Man's Villa who don't go out to eat are Lao Wangtou, Duan Yan and Yao Han.

Now the second of the three has been seen.

Is the last stunning Jiajiagui still far away from appearing?

As long as Yao Han doesn't lose his face.

In terms of appearance alone, no one dares to say that she is the best.

If she also appeared in this small room that could be called hell on earth.

It will definitely be exciting!

Goose box, goose box~

Many men showed expressions that you all know.

()()(‵)

[Goose Box, Goose Box, I look forward to Jiang Xiao pinching Yao Han hard later. 】

[As long as that beautiful woman doesn’t lose her skin, anything can be said. 】

【Skin off? what is the relationship? Jade feet, jade hands, jade waist, jade legs, jade back, and white cotton socks! Having no skin on my face actually makes me more excited! 】

[I’ll wipe it, it’s you on the third floor.]

[Hahaha, the top of the immortal world is proud of the world, there will be perversion first and then there will be heaven! I'm so stressed during the day at work, and I'm mentally drained before going to bed. Now I can't let myself go a little bit through the network cable? 】

[Do you think Yao Han will really come? 】

[I don’t know, I’m betting again. If I wasn’t expecting Yao Han to come, I would have withdrawn a long time ago. I can’t stay in this live broadcast room for a while! 】

[I bet she will come! As the saying goes, how can any child cry every day? How can any gambler lose every day? 】

[That's right, Yao Han was teased by Jiang Shen's Houyi Shooting the Sun, and nine times out of ten he couldn't help but take action. 】

Those who are still in Jiang Xiao's live broadcast room are undoubtedly top old perverts.

But the speech of this buddy on the third floor still made all the perverts feel a little perverted.

[Well, it’s rare to see many strange things. This third floor had ideas about the strange Bai Liu, the strange Wang Mei, and Wang Dayong’s secret. 】

Well, it turns out to be this great god, so that makes sense.

Yao Han on Jiang Xiao's side has not yet appeared, but the other chosen ones are in quite a bit of trouble.

Nako Snow White is fine now.

Maybe it was because he didn't offend anyone and he didn't go to deliver the food himself, so he slept fairly well.

But something unexpected happened here at Lighthouse Ward.

At this time, he hugged the quilt tightly and curled up in the corner of the bed.

How did this man with gold-rimmed glasses get in?

The person who came was none other than Azhi, who was holding a steel pipe and smiling sinisterly.

Hey, don't be so nervous. Can't I sleep? I want to come and talk to you.

He suddenly appeared at my bedside in the middle of the night, holding a steel pipe in his hand.

Chat?

Or flirt?

Seeing how arrogant the blond man on the bed was, Azhi smiled tenderly at him.

Ade, you have to know that I sent you a meal tonight, so why don't you thank me properly now?

Why should I be grateful in the middle of the night? Ward swallowed nervously.

No, brother, I'm new here and I just want to take a good rest. I'm afraid I'll make myself vomit if I do strenuous exercise or something.

Oh? Forget it. I was originally thinking of making a deal with you, but I didn't expect you to be ungrateful.

trade?

Ward's expression froze.

As we all know, if you want to pass the level, you must collect clues from these indigenous people.

Since the other party has come to the door, there must be something like a hidden clue.

Abandon the deal?

Better give it a try.

The mortality rate in the strange story about the rules is so high, and the obedient chosen ones are destined not to survive until the end.

Anyway, he had no intention of getting out alive after being selected.

Instead of doing this, it’s better to give it a try!

If a person dies, he will look up to the sky, but if he doesn't die for tens of millions of years, what a shame!

Almost instantly, Ward made a decision.

What kind of deal? The best thing you can do is let me see your bargaining chip? And... and what price do I need to pay?

oh?

The man with glasses smiled slightly and pushed his glasses down.

There's really nothing I can do about you~

A chill came up from Ward's lower back.

There's something wrong with the bespectacled man's posture, his tone, and his movements~

I'm telling you! You can trade, but not that! A straight man like me would rather die than give in!

Yo? Still a tough guy, haha, what are you thinking about? Besides, I don't want you to do anything now, do I?

Ward was now extremely wary of Azhi.

Then tell me first, what do you want to trade with me?

Well, I know someone in this villa wants to kill you!

Wang Defa?

Do you still need to remind me about this horse?

Hou Li Crab, people who want to kill me can all go to France from here. What do you think this egg is for?

Hehe~

The bespectacled man was not annoyed at being insulted, but instead dropped another bombshell news.

What if I told you who are the people in the villa who don't want to kill you?

Um?

Ward's heart moved.

real or fake?

Wouldn't that save yourself a lot of effort?

Seeing Ward's disbelief, Azhi patted his shoulder gently.

There's no need for me to lie to you. After all, if I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't help you deliver food. You're probably already dead, right?

That's what it says.

But Ward still felt something wasn't quite right.

On my first night here, a strange person suddenly came to my door to help me clear mines.

Why do you think something is wrong?

So Ward has not let down his guard.

How can I be sure that what you said is true? Besides, what is your purpose of helping me? It can't be because you are addicted to the roast chicken I made at night, right?

“Roast chicken”

The man with gold-rimmed glasses shook his head, then smiled playfully.

Hey! I don't think I got to eat your roast chicken. Do you want to do this deal?

Answer my question first, why do you want to trade with me? Why? Why?

Ward kept insisting that the man with gold-rimmed glasses no longer wanted to hide it.

I saw that his hand on Ward's shoulder became more and more gentle.

Huh, you have also seen that in this villa, either children or uncles live, and the rest are all women, right?

Ward nodded, this was the truth, except that the man with gold-rimmed glasses was not a young man at all.

I haven't seen a man who is about the same age as me and good-looking for at least half a year, do you know?

Ward nodded, this is normal.

The chosen ones are selected at random, and it seems that they are not only selected from above the earth.

If you want to meet the same sex, the probability is only 50%. If you exclude the elderly and children, you have to eliminate a lot.

Not to mention meeting a handsome guy.

Needless to say, Ward is quite confident in his appearance. I think there were many female classmates when he was in school.

Um?

Σ(дlll)Wait?

homosexual?

About the same age?

Do you still look handsome when riding a horse? ! !

Mudd!

I guessed it right, this is what this guy had in mind!

I'm telling you! You want to gouge me? Unless I die! Otherwise it's impossible! There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom, a man was born between heaven and earth, how can he kneel down under others with his butt raised!

Tsk tsk tsk~

Tough bones.

The more Ward behaved like this, the gentler Azhi behaved.

Okay! Use your ambition! But who said I'm going to gouge you?

The man with gold-rimmed glasses looked puzzled.

ah?

Not chiseling?

This time it was Ward's turn to be embarrassed.

Ah? What am I guilty of? Haha, I am not.

The clown is myself!

What do you mean?

promise?

The man with gold-rimmed glasses took out a certificate from his crotch.

I lost

Ward was stunned.

Pole Dancing Level 7 Certificate

But that's not the point.

The point is, bro, what do you mean when you take out such a thing from your crotch?

Ward was stunned.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also confused.

Many viewers who came from the Longguo live broadcast room suddenly realized.

Warnema.

This guy was just bragging about his feelings!

Is he really a certified senior pole dancer?

But just like Ward, they couldn't figure out what Azhi meant by taking out this thing.

No need for anyone to guess, the man with gold-rimmed glasses has already taken the initiative to speak.

Actually, I think I want to see you pole dance, is that okay?

Wang Defa?

What kind of perverted hobby is this?

It’s okay to watch other people pole dancing, but you also want to watch a man dance?

Ward's sphincter, which had just relaxed, tightened again.

This situation seems wrong?

He said he wouldn't gouge me, but he still wanted me to pole dance.

Who in the family understands~

A man with gold-rimmed glasses stayed up most of the night and asked me, a hunk with blond hair and chest hair, to pole dance for him.

Seeing Ward getting more and more nervous, the eyes of the man with gold-rimmed glasses also became more and more excited?

Yes, just excited!

But under the excitement, it seemed that he was trying his best to suppress something.