I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Lao Mu? Are you there? What are you doing?

There was no movement inside, and He Menghan outside asked doubtfully.

Lao Mu suddenly panicked, gritting his teeth and trying to squirm under the bed, begging Jiang Xiao for help.

_(Benefit‖∠)

Brother, Brother Jiang Xiao, help me cover up. We can discuss everything. I can't be seen like this by others.

What a shame!

The children's clothes on the ground were enough to make him embarrassed!

Does Old Bidden know how to be ashamed now?

What if I have to embarrass you? You know, a perverted guy like you can't survive in Beechburg.

The more uncomfortable this old man is, the more comfortable Jiang Xiao will be.

It would be best to let him experience social death first, which is worse than life.

Fuck him to pieces again!

This kind of dirty voyeur hiding in the dark is like a cockroach that lives in a dark and damp place and is most afraid of being exposed to the sun.

No, brother, it's my fault. They can't let them know about my uncle's affairs. Knowing his mistakes can greatly improve things. I'm willing to do anything, I will change! I swear on my own life that I will change!

‘Dong dong dong~’

Lao Mu? Is Lao Mu here?

He Menghan outside was already urging him impatiently.

If you don't say anything, I'm going to go in!

Lao Mu, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, became anxious and Kuku slapped his big mouth.

'Snapped! ’

I'm not human!

'Snapped! ’

I'm a beast!

'Snapped! ’

Brother Jiang Xiao, I'm just thinking about it in my heart.

'Snapped! ’

Use your hands and feet at most!

'Snapped! ’

Brother, believe me! I will definitely change. In this villa, I have never overstepped Xiaoran. This is just my perverted hobby. I know it is wrong, but I really can't control it. I remember ah!

Seeing Jiang Xiao didn't react.

Lao Mu gritted his teeth and banged his head on the corner of the desk!

Lao Mu:_(;[x] # ‖∠)_

Brother, I didn't have a choice before. Now I want to be a good person. Brother, give me a chance!

It can be seen that Lao Mu really does not want the society to die.

Compared to Azhi's uprightness that has the courage to admit to everyone that he is a gay.

Lao Mu has always been very careful to hide his perverted side.

Otherwise, he would not put on the mask of a simple and honest uncle with a strong accent in front of outsiders.

certainly!

The main reason for this is because his perverted habits are even more filthy, disgusting and nasty.

Maybe some people can understand gay, and even many fujoshi are okay with this.

But for someone like Lao Mu who smelt copper, it would be considered light even if he was cut into pieces with a thousand cuts!

You really didn't do anything to Xiaoran?

I swear! I didn't. You can ask. I didn't cross the line. Brother Jiang Xiao, I will kneel down for you. I can't.

He saw this forty-year-old man kneeling at his feet with tears streaming down his face.

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly, intending to save his life first and not rush to take action.

'boom! ’

Jiang Xiao kicked him to the bottom of the bed angrily.

Lao Mu felt as if his abdomen had been hit by a locomotive.

A huge force pushed him directly into the bed, almost kicking out his duodenum!

Take care of yourself and come out. You can think of the reason for the injury yourself.

I know, brother.

‘Click~’

Jiang Xiao opened the door.

He met He Menghan who looked surprised and confused.

what's the situation?

Why is this mental illness coming out?

Where is Lao Mu?

Unable to conceal his curiosity, He Menghan raised his head and wanted to take a look inside, but was blocked by Jiang Xiao.

What are you doing? Where is Lao Mu? Where is he?

He Menghan, whose sight was blocked, kept asking questions like a barrage of questions.

But Jiang Xiao just responded with a wise smile.

With a quick glance, He Menghan didn't see clearly what was going on inside.

All you could see was furniture scattered around, and the floor seemed to be in a mess.

What happened inside just now?

Where's Lao Mu?

In order to dispel He Menghan's concerns, Lao Mu's full of energy voice came from inside.

You guys, let's go eat first, and Wo will go out to eat soon.

Fine.

Now that Lao Mu has said so, He Menghan won't think about it in detail for the time being.

Who cares~

As long as it doesn't affect him, He Menghan won't care if the sky falls.

Azhi, who was squatting in the corner eating with a bowl in hand, had been waiting.

When he saw Jiang Xiao come out intact, his expression finally relaxed.

Now that this product has come out, it means that Lao Mu must have been unlucky.

Except for Azhi who was gloating about his misfortune.

The others were all confused.

There was quite a movement inside just now. How could this psychiatric manager come out so easily?

Where is Lao Mu?

Lao Mu asked us to eat first, and he will come over later.

Although He Menghan said this, he still couldn't dispel everyone's doubts.

Aunt Xiu, who was originally sitting next to Jiang Xiao, moved aside calmly.

Xiaoran's mouth was open enough to fit an egg.

Only Xiao Qing glanced at Jiang Xiao. Although there was some surprise in his eyes, it wasn't much.

Everyone was very quiet while eating today.

Except for Xiao Ran who was asking questions to Jiang Xiao, everyone chose silence in a tacit understanding.

Aunt Xiu, who usually dislikes Xiao Ran talking to Jiang Xiao, rarely dissuades her.

This silence was not broken until Lao Mu went out.

scare!

Lao Mu: ([x]( # )…

Everyone was shocked, and Xiaoran dropped his chopsticks.

What's going on?

How did Lao Mu become like this?

Is there any human figure riding a horse?

Not to mention primates at a distance of three meters, even classifying old wood as a carbon-based organism is difficult.

With his look, it would take three episodes of Into Science!

Everyone focused their attention on Jiang Xiao again.

This 250-year-old man seemed completely unaware that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

Holding two pieces of pork ribs and chewing on them, my mouth was full of oil.

Could it be that this guy has been pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?

Aunt Xiu and He Menghan looked at each other and nodded slowly.

If it was really this administrator who did it

Then they will get rid of him at all costs!

Tai Nima is so frightened. How can the Chosen One be so powerful?

You didn’t treat Lao Mu as a person at all!

This potential danger must be eliminated, otherwise this kind of disaster may happen to you one day.

Lao Mu grinned. He originally wanted to laugh, but it pulled the broken bridge of his nose, causing him to grit his teeth in pain.

When he showed his old teeth, everyone saw that his big teeth had also disappeared.

Seeing this, Aunt Xiu immediately put down her chopsticks and said in a deep voice.

Lao Mu, I feel like you are the only good person in this villa.

He Menghan snorted and followed closely.

But, some people just like to catch honest people and bully them, right?

The two women planned to take advantage of the fact that there were so many of them.

Even if this administrator is powerful, as long as everyone swarms up to him, can he alone be able to rebel?

Lao Mu waved his hand quickly.

What are you talking about? No one bullies me.

what?

You were beaten like this even when you were riding a horse, and you still said that no one bullied you?

I, I'm asking the administrator to help me pull out my teeth!

extract a tooth?

Everyone looked at Jiang Xiao, who spread his hands.

╮(ω)╭ “Look what I’m doing, eating vegetables.”

As if he was worried that no one would believe him, Lao Mu even opened his mouth to show everyone his molars on both sides.

Huh?

Indeed.

It's pretty clean~

But how to explain the bruised and swollen face?

Lao Mu, I never heard you say that your teeth are not good before.

Yes, Lao Mu, just tell me if you have been wronged. We have strength in numbers, so don't be afraid!

The two women had slowly stood up and stared at Jiang Xiao nervously.

As long as Lao Mu says there is a problem with this administrator, they will come directly!

Strength in numbers?

When he heard these four words, Lao Mu almost cried.

Dude, we are the weird ones, right?

I was actually forced by an administrator to say there's strength in numbers.

My Li Ya has been broken for a long time, not to mention because of Mu Defa. I'm sorry to ask you to help me.

In the words of Lao Mu.

His teeth have long been broken.

But because my teeth are too yellow and my mouth smells bad, I am embarrassed to ask for help.

Isn’t this?

After finally encountering a fool who was weak-minded and strong, Lao Mu thought about asking him to help him pull it out.

What about this injury on your face?

When I was extracting the tooth, I pulled back hard and knocked over the table holding the wire, which caused me a bump.

My mother.

How much force does it take to knock it out like this?

But then I thought about it.

Lao Mu's strength was frightening. As the saying goes, the stronger the strength, the harder he will hit.

It would be excusable if his face fell to the ground like this.

Thinking of this, everyone at the table breathed a sigh of relief.

I really scared them to death just now.

Fortunately, this administrator's strength is not as abnormal as they imagined.

Administrator, is what Lao Mu said true?

What? What did Lao Mu just say? I don't make it?

Seeing Jiang Xiao's wise eyes, everyone was even more determined.

With such a look and accent, no matter how you look at it, it looks low~

There is no way he is the legendary big cake maker or something.

Just in case, He Menghan still asked.

Do you know where the injuries on Lao Mu came from?

Jiang Xiao frowned and glanced at Lao Mu, who had a bruised nose and swollen face.

Damage me, right? Test me? Do you want to test me in math? Everyone knows that I am not aggressive in my life!

Lao Mu:? ? ?

Okay, okay, these five words have been redefined by you today.

Xiao Ran! Come here, don't sit with this weird uncle!

Seeing that the stupid Jiang Xiao was not an expert, Aunt Xiu immediately pulled Xiao Ran back who was clinging to Jiang Xiao.

Lao Mu's injury has something to do with you, right?

He Menghan was still asking. She always felt that something was wrong with Lao Mu's words.

Seeing this woman keep testing his math skills, Jiang Xiao also put down his chopsticks.

If you say that, then you have to mention the love-hate relationship between Romeo and Zhu Bajie in the Mei Mei case. Zhu Bajie's choice to abandon Romeo and date Zheng Tu Zhen Guanxi actually had this tendency for a long time.

As we all know, we can wait for the bullets to fly, but the shreds of meat on the Titanic will never wait for Black Tornado Sima Yi. Why? Isn't it because a gourd popped out of the fig tree in Yuanzi, Baitiao Town, Langli baby?

All in all, I think the key to creating a perpetual motion machine depends on whether Beethoven's Ninth Symphony can independently complete the explanation of gravity.

He Menghan frowned, thinking about what Jiang Xiao meant by saying this.

gravity

Bullets fly.

Ahem, Xiaomeng, let's eat.

Aunt Xiu knocked on the bowl and signaled her not to think about it.

If you take a closer look at what this administrator said, it would be really nerve-wracking!

Just when Lao Mu wanted to sit down and eat, Jiang Xiao stopped him.