I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Ward's body also stiffened, and his eyes were filled with horror and disbelief.

I, I, this

Hold on! You are like this first, go! Get rid of this eye-catching death smell!

Azhi was looking gloomy outside.

It reminds me that this blond man was pole dancing vigorously yesterday.

Not today?

And his subconscious way of covering his buttocks in the kitchen was also very wrong.

so.

In all likelihood, this fool wants to use self-mutilation to deal with him.

The perianal abscess at the Gate of Hell was probably caused by him himself!

Horse riding.

If you didn't make it yourself, why would there be green and red chili peppers, chicken essence peppercorns, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce and garlic flavor in it?

You don’t want to suffer a loss and you want to use my information for free, right?

Sorry, I, Azhi, am as clever as a monkey, so it is definitely impossible for me to suffer a loss!

Azhi has always been a strong man by facing up to difficulties!

It was quick, barely two minutes.

Ward came out.

Azhi asked dissatisfiedly.

So fast? Can you suck it clean?

The dust on my body is natural. I can't clean it off or do anything about it.

Ward was self-conscious and lay down directly on the bed, looking like he was just doing what he wanted.

Azhi squinted his eyes and glanced at Ward again in fear.

Huh?

It seems a lot cleaner indeed?

hiss!

its not right!

But a closer look revealed something was wrong.

Still like an abyss cursed by evil spirits.

I am a pervert, but I still feel extremely uncomfortable when encountering this kind of idea!

Get in! Look, the labor and management will clean it up for you with their own hands today!

Seeing this, Azhi made a lot of determination to say this.

The direct consequence of this going on is...

That's right.

Ward's expression changed.

Although I have absorbed a lot of the essence of chili pepper essence, if I was forcibly washed away.

The power will definitely be greatly reduced!

Brother, brother! You can't wash this with your hands! It will be contagious!

Pass it to you! Ward, labor and management have decided to kill you today, even Jesus can't stop you! I said so!

The thin Azhi directly slipped the strong Wardti into the bathroom with one hand and began to wash him himself.

And the other side.

Azhi groped in the dark and came to the door of Jiang Xiao's room.

If he didn't have no choice, he really didn't want to provoke this evil star!

But if you don't find him.

Thinking about the props in the room full of Duan Tongue, Azhi felt chilled from the bottom of his heart.

That mute was made like that by himself. If he didn't do something for him, he would probably be worse off than dead.

Taking a deep breath, Azhi knocked on Jiang Xiao's door.

‘Dong dong dong~’

After three to five seconds of silence.

There was no response from inside.

Brother, it's me, Azhi. I have something I want to discuss with you.

There was still no movement inside.

Brother, are you asleep? Just squeak when you are asleep.

This time there was movement in the room soon.

Zhizhizhi~

All right.

This guy squeaked three times in a row, he must have been fast asleep.

Azhi sighed helplessly and planned to come back tomorrow.

Mainly because he was worried that Jiang Xiao would be angry when he got up.

What if he wakes up and forces himself to pole dance all night?

hiss?

This isn’t right either?

It's only around eight o'clock in the evening. As for going to bed so early?

But people are really jealous of themselves.

Did I lose it?

Azhi's twenty years of cerebral thrombosis and thirty years of cerebral infarction left the live broadcast room stunned.

Especially those who thought they would be able to watch the show were even more dissatisfied and grumbling.

[Isn’t it? Is there really someone in the world who is easier to fool than Jiang Shen? 】

[I seriously suspect that there is something seriously wrong with this man with gold-rimmed glasses. 】

[Do you think his brain was infected by Jiang Xiao? 】

But what he said next made people even more confused.

[That's right, let's go in and see if Jiang Xiao is pretending to be asleep? 】

[That is, if you haven’t slept, it’s fine. If you have fallen asleep, the worst case scenario is that you can just quit? 】

[If it doesn’t work, can’t he knock on the door twice more? Even if he fell asleep at this point, he would definitely be in light sleep. 】

[Hey, I thought there would be a good show, but Jiang Xiao actually fell asleep. What a pity. 】

[I think Azhi is not persistent enough. Will he die if he knocks twice more? 】

The barrage went silent.

They feel that their intelligence has been humiliated to varying degrees.

After a long time, someone posted a math question.

[How many guys are there upstairs? What is 0.5x0.8 equal to? 】

[Nonsense, 0.04! My son knows the answer. 】

[My grandson knows it! If someone can ask such a question on the first floor, he must be mentally retarded, right? 】

[Anyway, he must not be very smart. Maybe some elementary school student who doesn’t know how to do homework came over and asked. 】

[Am I the only one who thinks the answer is 0.4? 】

【? ? ? 】

【No way? It’s already 2023, how can anyone still say such a thing? 】

【What? 0.4? I think, buddy, you are a Jiuluoyu, right? 】

[Let me give you an example. Is there anything wrong with 0.1x0.1 equal to 0.01? So 0.5x0.8 is equal to 0.04!】

[It’s so funny that he can answer a question that every elementary school student can do correctly? 】

【0.4? Are you a bitch? Since you said 0.5x0.8 is equal to 0.4, why is 0.2x0.3 equal to 0.06? 】

The guys on the first floor were completely silent.

For a moment I didn’t even know how to refute.

All right.

Since that's the case, there's nothing to argue about.

It can only be said that the IQ of many people in the live broadcast room does still need to be improved.

Even they have good reason to be suspicious.

The fact that the public's IQ has generally decreased has something to do with Jiang Xiao.

Azhi, who had all gone into his room to turn off the lights and go to sleep, jumped up from the bed with a dark face.

I lost it!

What squeak?

This administrator is treating me like a fool!

He immediately got out of bed, returned to Jiang Xiao's door again and started knocking on the door.

Azhi: () ‘Dong dong dong! ’

Brother, are you really asleep?

Asleep! If you don't believe me, just listen, Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi!

I'm squeaking your grandma's legs!

Feeling that his intelligence had been seriously insulted, Azhi turned the door handle and walked in.

What immediately came into view was Jiang Xiao's expressionless, pale and dull face!

Just looking straight at him from behind the door!

Σ(д|||)I ride on the horse!

Azhi was so frightened that he couldn't help but take two or three steps back before stopping.

Brother, cough, what are you doing? I haven't slept yet.

Yeah, I can't sleep because I look carefree on the surface, but I'm actually worried.

OK OK.

You stood at the door in the middle of the night and scared me. Now you are involved in sadness?

Huh, life, don't worry so much. I have some fun things here that I can do with you.

No, you don't understand me, just like the boss doesn't understand why Mr. Puff wants to be a teacher, and Sandy doesn't understand why Mr. Crab likes small money so much, and it's like Einstein doesn't understand why Giao wants to be a teacher. One mile, one mile, one mile, one mile, giaogiao!”

Jiang Xiao sighed, and there seemed to be endless sorrow between his eyebrows.

It's over.

Azhi's heart sank.

I thought I could trick the administrator into room ten like a fool.

Now that he suddenly became serious, what should he do?

Is it possible to pretend to be serious with him?

I, I think what you said is a bit wrong, actually.

Actually, I've seen it a long time ago. You just want to get close to me! I've seen it a long time ago. If something's not right with you, I'll tell you!

! ! !

Azhi's face turned pale instantly!

I stepped on the horse and didn’t say anything?

Could it be that this kid has the ability to read minds?

Hey! That's right, how can a guy like you who has no dreams make friends with someone like Patrick Star and me!

Jiang Xiao's eyelids drooped dully, his face was expressionless, and he stared at Azhi with wise eyes.

Azhi's calves were shaking.

It's over, can this guy really have the ability to read minds?

He already wanted to run away.

The tongue-cutting, the room No. 10, let them all die!

He just wants to leave this psycho!