I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Ahem, Jiang Shen, what is the use of this thing?

Curly Hair also poked his head over curiously.

Tell the truth.

It must be a lie to say that you are not moved by such a strange gift.

Although on the surface they look really ordinary.

But even with the eggs, I know that this thing will come in handy later if it is not kept intact.

Maybe it needs to be pieced together into a set to realize its value?

Huh? Cough

Jiang Xiao spread his hands: (~｀)

What? What? I don't quite understand what you are talking about.

Well.

Three people: (_|||)

In fact, you just want to keep it all to yourself, right?

Although they were complaining in their hearts.

But in fact, they didn't mean to rob it, they were just curious about what it could be used for.

Mainly because I can't win over Jiang Xiao?

Here, hang it up for you.

Jiang Xiao took out a piece of twine from his hiking bag and threaded it through the hole in one of the fragments.

He hung it around Mu Xitang's neck and tied it with a bow.

As for the remaining two fragments.

Naturally, he put it into the pocket on the inside of his jacket without ceremony.

It seems like something really good is coming?

OK OK~

You and your daughter have worn it personally, and the effect is unmistakable!

The three major grievances feel sour in their hearts.

The black girl stared at the fragments on Mu Xitang's neck with envy and said tentatively.

Brother Jiang Xiao, if, I mean if, if there is something similar like this next time, can you?

Before Jiang Xiao could say anything, Mu Xitang, who was as big as a brat, waved his hands and replied.

It's so annoying! It's so annoying. These are trivial matters. As long as you behave well in the future, whether it's money or beauty, power or status, it's all easy to worry about. I will take care of it all for you when the time comes.

trio:

If your father had painted this cake, we would have eaten it until we died.

But can you, a five-year-old kid, stop acting so pretentious?

But now is really not the time to talk about this.

Ever since I came to the other side from the pasture.

Not to mention the chirping of insects and birds, even the sound of wind could not be heard, as if the air was frozen.

Dad, let's, let's enter the town quickly.

Um.

Jiang Xiao became cold again.

good!

Little Pink Hair stood on the horns and pointed boldly at the town ahead.

Come on Bighorn Cow! My most trustworthy partner! Let us cheer each other on the road behind and keep moving forward!!!

hiss?

Why did she get into the second hot-blooded Japanese comic series again?

Jack: (●) Xiao Ya? Hey, do you want to do something?

Xiao Ya: o((﹏))o “Hey, when you say that, it’s true, it’s a bit cold, ha~”

The cyber girl nodded and breathed into her frozen red fingers.

Late at night.

The temperature in this pasture is more than 25 degrees lower than during the day!

So cold!

A conservative estimate would be minus seven degrees.

Jack sighed.

He secretly said that his captain's brain is no better than Jiang Xiao's.

Uh, Captain Xiaoya, I mean, can we take action against the big horned cow?

Oh? Oh oh oh! Yes, the time is almost up! Laxi, you try to get closer first, Pu Renmeng, if the situation is not right, you can give him treatment in time, Jack, pay attention to the movements of other big-horned cows around you. , let’s not lose our troops before we even get out of the pasture.”

Jack had no objection to Xiaoya's arrangement.

Not bad, the captain's thinking at critical moments is quite clear.

At this time, Naiko Xiaoya was already a little anxious.

I waited from afternoon until dark, wasting so much precious time.

Calculate the time.

The Dragon Kingdom team may have already left the pasture.

While crouching, she also thought about giving up.

But once you give up, the loss will be too great. Not only will you not get milk, but you will also waste time.

So I just gave it a try and waited.

But it's okay.

The situation that four people are waiting for now is quite acceptable.

Night falls.

Most of these cows sleep in pairs close to each other, and the distance between each pair of cows is not too close.

And a cow with a calf will have her calf pressed under her body.

Because the belly of a heifer is very soft, pressing the calf like this can not only keep the calf warm, but also the calf can stretch its head out and take a bite at any time if it is hungry.

And the place squeezed out by the little calf is just the opportunity for the four Xiaoyas to take action!

As for whether I can catch one and use it as a mount?

Then it just depends on luck.

After a rustling sound of undressing.

Lacy had completely disappeared under the eyes of the other three team members without taking any precautions.

Ah San's invisibility can only hide the physical body, and the clothes he wears cannot be hidden together with the physical body.

It is precisely because of this that such a talent of invisibility is classified as B level.

Because crises often happen in an instant.

You can't wait until disaster strikes and take off your clothes and tear off your pants, right?

Seeing the pile of clothes on the ground, Jack couldn't help but sneer.

This wretched talent is tailor-made for Ah San.

Xiaoya and Pu Renmeng did not speak, but the expressions on their faces clearly agreed that Jack's words made sense.

At this time, Lacy was moving forward tremblingly.

Of course there was the reason for being cold, but more importantly it was excitement and excitement.

It wasn't just that he was thirsty and hungry now.

Lacy's unobtrusive gaze had been on the heifers since he first laid eyes on them during the day.

Elegant, beautiful, noble, and even full of holy brilliance.

Looking at the big-horned cow with fur as smooth as silk in front of him, Lacy's unpretentious body felt very unpromising.

Fortunately, he was in the invisible state, otherwise Ah Sanguo's live broadcast room would have been destroyed.

After all, under such circumstances, it is really outrageous for him to do so!

‘Click~’

Accidentally stepped on a branch, and Lacy's unpretentious body instantly stiffened.

Even the three people hiding in the distance were startled.

Fortunately, it didn't attract the attention of the cattle.

Through the trampled marks on the grass and the two kettles floating in the air.

It was not difficult for Xiao Ya and the others to see that Lacy was not occupying a position. At this time, he had already leaned under the belly of a cow.

Um?

The three of them frowned.

Why did he put the kettle on the floor?

Um? !

The three people's eyes widened.

What the hell!

What the hell is this kid doing? ! !

Especially Xiaoya, whose eyes were suddenly contaminated!

Shameful のが騒特に Breast の出るquantity Bighorn Cow? 》

Did I lose it?

It’s so shameful!

If Jack hadn't pulled her, Xiaoya would have slapped Lacy with a brick!

Barrage:? ? ? ?

[If you don’t understand, just ask, do you San like small animals that much? I don’t know, but you think this is your national habit, Smecta? 】

[Axi, I think it may be their memory fragments engraved in their blood.]

【roll! You can't eat the grapes and say they are sour! Did Jiang Shen from the Dragon Kingdom suck like this just now? Why don't you talk to him? 】

【Well? It's true that Jiang Shen went up to him and sucked it, and I didn't clean him up. The main reason is that your Lashi is not just for sucking, right? 】

[In addition to the lizard, congratulations to Ah San for getting another online companion~]

[To be honest, it’s not easy to operate the cow when it’s lying down. But if it were in a different position, Lacy wouldn’t hold back and let the cow open its eyes to see what he was doing. 】

Horse riding!

It's so embarrassing!

At this time, Cyber ​​Little Ya's cold face was so red that she almost bled!

What the hell!

If you want to drink secretly, just drink secretly?

But

But why is it turning in a strange route?

It’s still three turns on the left and three on the right, twisting and turning!

Pu Ren swallowed hard, not knowing whether he was envious or not.

As for Jack, he was disgusted and refused to give up.

This is stupid!

Not only did he chew it, he also had fun playing with it!

The main reason is that no matter how much you let this perverted Ah San continue to play freely, the heifer sleeping deeply will have to be awakened, right?

Jack lowered his voice to threaten Laci, who was not far away.

If you don't take action, I will kill you!

And his threat obviously had an effect, and Ah San's movements obviously stopped.

After all, the invisibility only lasts so long.

Laxi still knew the seriousness of the matter even if she wasn't defensive.

I saw the kettle on the ground landing in the air under the nipple of the big-footed cow.

It wasn't until they saw two lines of thick, white milk juice being squeezed into the kettle that the three people behind felt relieved.

Fortunately, this kid is still somewhat sensible.

Seeing that Lacy was not defensive, he succeeded so easily.

Xiao Ya started to think about riding a horse again.

If they catch one, the speed of the four of them will definitely skyrocket.

Not only can it make up for the time wasted by one's own side squatting all afternoon.

It can also catch up with the progress of all other teams except Jiang Xiao.

‘Pah~’

The two kettles were thrown back by Lashi Buzhanshou.

It's not that he is generous, the main thing is that he is currently taking a three-pronged approach.

The middle mouth kept sucking, and no matter how hard he squeezed with his left and right hands, it would not affect the speed at which he drank milk.

At this time, he was no longer satisfied with one cow and began to try other pacifiers that he had never sucked on.

One person turned all the big bulls into tauren?

Lacy's unpretentious operation was truly audacious. If this was discovered, Xiang would probably be pushed out by a bull.

Well, you two drink first, and I'll take the next step.

Pu Ren stared straight at the kettle, but with the self-knowledge in his heart, he didn't dare to take the first sip.

It has been discussed just now that everyone will take turns, and Pu Renmeng, who is the weakest, must be behind the other two.

‘Tons tons tons~~’

Well? !

As soon as the milk entered their mouths, Xiaoya and Jack looked at each other in shock.

The efficacy of this milk far exceeded their psychological expectations! !

I originally thought it could only heal wounds and fill the stomach, but at most it could add a buff to soothe physical and mental fatigue.

Never thought that this thing could permanently improve their physical fitness!

Great stuff!

Not to mention anything else, if you can drink this kind of milk every day in the remaining few days, your physical fitness will definitely improve a lot compared to when you first joined Kaidan!

I'm sorry that Lacy won't keep his mouth shut. This guy won't let it go no matter what.

To be honest, both Xiaoya and Jack were a little envious of his invisibility talent, and they could keep fighting with him.

Very quickly, less than thirty seconds.

They threw back the two water bottles that had been drained to the last drop.

Not enough, come again!

But at this time, some of the heifers who were being ignored by Lacy were a little unhappy.

What's going on?

Why is my son sucking so fiercely today?

The powerful spiral suction is not much better than its dead father.

But because he was so sleepy and in his own territory, Heifer didn't think much about it.

I just thought that my cub was hungry, so I smacked my lips, flicked my tail, and went back to sleep.

etc?

A heifer opened his eyes suspiciously.

There seems to be something wrong with this sucking feeling?

Why is it still sucking and squeezing?

wrong?

What the hell, even with three points of kneading energy?

The cow raised her head uneasily and glanced under her belly.

Nothing unusual.

The baby was also sleeping soundly.

Sleepy eyes stared, is it my imagination?

When the cow began to squirm uneasily, Lacy stopped the operation without taking any precautions, and at the same time threw the half-filled water bottle to Xiao Ya.

This results in the heifer looking down unable to see anything unusual.

“It’s my turn, it’s my turn!!”

Pu Ren was about to catch the kettle excitedly, but a big hand stopped him.

Jack kindly squeezed him behind him.

Oh, my dear Brother Pu, why are you so anxious? There is plenty of milk anyway, why not let us drink it first, and then come back to you when we are full? Otherwise, it will be a lot of trouble to come back.

you!

Pu Ren jumped up and down, looking at Xiaoya for help.

They had clearly agreed just now that each person would have a pot in turn, and if there was more, it would be given to Xiaoya, who was the captain.

However, Xiaoya had no intention of helping Pu Renmeng, and directly took another pot of tons and tons and drank it.

If it were ordinary milk, Xiaoya really wouldn't be so stingy.

but

Pu Renmeng, don’t blame me, if you want to blame me, blame this milk for its great effect!

but

Xiao Ya stared at Jack who was also drinking milk with twinkling eyes. How could Jack drink as much as me?

Just when Jack was halfway through drinking, Xiaoya suddenly stopped him.

Qiaodou sacks, that's enough for Jack. Give the rest to Pu Renmeng. We are a whole. As the captain, I can't favor one against another.

Um?

Jack wanted to continue drinking, but Xiaoya had already stood in front of him with a cold face.

Those emotionless eyes also meant that Xiaoya's heart was far less pure and kind than she showed!

Xiaoya turned over her kettle and said slightly apologetically.

I don't have much in this pot. I just drank two sips and finished it. So, your score will be given to Pu Renmeng.

Pooh!

Just two of yours?

Who believes your lies?

Lacy's milking efficiency is very different between his left and right hands. You finished drinking it quickly and you want to give my share to Park Renmeng?

Yes, yes! Captain Xiaoya is right!

Pu Renmeng cast a grateful look at Xiao Ya, and at the same time snatched the kettle from Jack's hand.

Okay, okay, you guys are playing like this, right?

Jack looked at Xiaoya and then at Pu Renmeng. One against two, my advantage was not mine, and it was not easy for him to fall out.

Others might not see any clues about Xiaoya's operation, but Jack really knows what he's doing!

First, she drank her own milk in big gulps.

Then give the milk that was originally taken away by Jack to Pu Renmeng.

This set of operations.

Not only can he suppress him, who is second in the team, but he can also win over Park Renmeng, who is third in the team.

Good idea!

Park Renmeng, who looked silly, kept sneering in his heart.

Make a fuss, make a fuss~

He wished that Xiaoya and Jack would have a conflict!

Only in this way can he, the third child, deal with it and pick up some leftovers.

Looking at the three chosen ones with evil intentions on the screen.

Everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore, and they were spraying dirty words.

【Fake squid! Since when has this happened, can’t everyone work together? 】

[It’s been a long time since I cursed anyone, but I really can’t stand it.]

Not to mention the people in the barrage, even the top leaders of the four countries reconvened a meeting overnight.

At the meeting, Lighthouse asked Sakura to deliver a message so that Xiaoya, as the captain, could treat everyone and everything fairly and fairly.

certainly.

Sakura definitely doesn't like him. Her little bud's talent is S-level at first glance. Why should she enjoy the same treatment as the other three?

According to the strange rules, the strong should get more than the weak!

At the same time, Sakura also moved Jiang Xiao from the Dragon Kingdom as an example to rebel against the other Three Kingdoms and One Army.

Look! Jiang Xiao from the Dragon Kingdom can be said to have monopolized all the benefits. Does anyone say that to him? On the contrary, I think you should persuade your own chosen ones to put away their little thoughts and use ours. Xiaoya follows the lead, only in this way can the team be united!

This sounds right at first glance, but upon closer inspection it tastes wrong.

Fake Squid! Are your eyes on your butt? Jiang Xiao from the Dragon Kingdom subdued the cow on his own, and everyone else followed suit. They should respect Jiang Xiao!

Axi! What the lighthouse said is right! Your little Ya has done nothing from the beginning to the end, so why can she order all of us? With her mysterious talent that we don't even know about until now?

Haha, I think the chosen ones of you three countries should listen to our Laxi from Asan Kingdom! If it weren't for him, you wouldn't even be able to drink a single milk hair!

The father-in-law said that the father-in-law was right, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was right.

The final result was that the meeting ended on an unhappy note.

Again, when it comes to their own interests, no one is willing to make more concessions.

The attitudes of various countries just now actually indirectly reflect the psychology of their respective chosen ones.

What Jack needs is [false fairness].

Only in this way can he enjoy the same benefits as [First] as [Second].

Xiaoya needs [absolute strength].

She needs to maintain her position as the strongest in her team, no one can surpass her!

Pu Renmeng is fishing in troubled waters.

Anyway, he will go to whoever gives him benefits, but he will definitely not completely fall out with the other party.

As for the rule of not occupying Lashi, it is [a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water], you can play however you want.

Anyway, in terms of force value, he has the lowest value, and he will most likely be the first to be sold out if he is in danger. Now he can play however he wants.

Eh~

Why can't we all work together?

Why is the Dragon Kingdom so harmonious?

This is a question that the top leaders of the four countries are thinking about.

Um?

at this time.

Someone noticed something was wrong with the cow on the screen.

At this time, Xiaoya and Pu Renmeng, who had finished drinking the milk, threw the kettle back and signaled Lacy to keep squeezing.

I touched another sleeping little cow.

Lashi Buzhan once again used his three-pronged approach to carry out the major project of transporting milk from the West to the East.

But this time, his luck seems to be a bit bad.

The heifer, who was sleeping distractedly, suddenly moved its body and rolled onto its side, just in time to crush Lacy's unobtrusive calf.

It doesn't matter if it's just that.

At worst, just wait until the heifer relaxes and slips away.

However, Ah San did not retreat but advanced, and his three-pronged attack was not delayed even when his leg was pressed!

I don’t know whether it’s more exciting to have my legs pressed down, or whether it’s because Zalasi didn’t hold back and just turned on the maximum power [Storm Inhalation] mode!

Don't blame him for being too arrogant, but blame these cows for being too stupid.

He had sucked so many heifers just now, and many of them noticed something was wrong. However, they searched for a long time and did not notice the presence of Lacy. They escaped from death many times, which gave little Asan enough. courage!

The heifer didn't want to move at first, but an idea suddenly popped into its head.

its not right?

Just a cub by yourself?

Why did the three pacifiers suffer together?

Moo! Moo!!

Husband! There is a cow. There is a cow stealing my milk! It's been stealing all night, and I feel like the milk is going to be sucked dry!

What?

The strong bull nestling next to the heifer shuddered violently, and his eyes turned red instantly.

He stood up with a 'moo' sound and looked around his territory.

Huh?

Moo? Moo?

There's nothing nearby, wife?

Uh, what are these two kettles for?

The huge bull's eyes came close to the kettle that fell on the ground and took a look. The bull's long face instantly turned green!

This taste is definitely his wife's milk!

Grass!

This stupid milk thief still eats and packs the food?

You took the milk away, and the cuckold's cuckold will always be on my head and I can't take it off!

Moo! Moo!

The big bull's eyes were red, and his nostrils were blowing out streams of white air under the moonlight.

In the distance, Xiaoya and the three of them were all crouching, and if their plan failed, they would retreat.

Laxi's unobtrusive black face was so frightened that she turned pale.

The most terrible thing is that the bull seemed to smell something and kept sniffing around the cow's belly.

At such a distance, if Lacy gets up and runs away without taking any position, the opponent will definitely sense it!

But if you don't leave, the time to become invisible is coming soon. It's urgent to wait online.

Xiao Ya? What do you mean, should we leave?

Don't worry, our position is safe enough. Don't betray your teammates unless it is absolutely necessary.

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4

3

2

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Invisibility time is up.

Laci appeared naked under the heifer's belly late at night.

The bull was caught off guard and was frightened by the sudden appearance of the nigger.

I wipe it!

ghost?

wrong

This Ta Ma is not a ghost, but a person, and Ta Ma is a man.

Moo!!!

The bull Dagang let out the most sad and angry roar in his life!

This Taima is still a naked man, I’m @#￥%@#! !

This is too much!

I saw a big bull whose eyes were so angry that they were smoking, and whose horns were glowing green.

Lacy was so unpromising that she was so frightened that she peed on the spot.

Well, without any clothes on, I could only be naked in front of two cows and was scared to death.

Brother, you, listen to my explanation

explain?

Everyone gets the stolen goods, why don't you explain it!

Moo!!!

This loud roar can be said to have woken up the nearby cattle.

As for Lacy, who was being pressed against her face and was wide open, she immediately felt that her mind was at a loss, and she blurted out:

The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the royal horse!

The red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha!

Everyone:.

Wang Defa?

What the hell?

Wasted

This kid is destined to be useless tonight!

ah!

Now no one says I'm short!

There is also a large chapter below that has been reviewed.

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