I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Looking at the little pink-haired girl with impressive intelligence, the black girl jumped and picked her up from the horns.

Master Xitang, in fact, as long as you don't stand on the horns of the bull, the bull can get in.

It was because she stood upright and stunned on the horns that the cow couldn't pass.

Mu Xitang:

Just know it, why should you say it?

Will this make me look stupid?

Will it affect my image in everyone's mind?

But let me tell you something, the door of this high-speed rail station is indeed very large, and it can actually accommodate such a large cow.

Looking at Mu Xitang in the black girl's arms, Jiang Xiao was thoughtful.

You guys think, why are the subway doors in real life so small? If you look at the morning rush hour in Kyoto or Sakura, people are squeezed in. If the doors were opened wider, wouldn't it be less likely to be crowded on the subway?

Ah this

You can't ask this kind of question if you haven't had cerebral thrombosis for ten years, right?

And this question obviously cannot be answered with the IQ of the three bearded men.

Anyway, it must involve professional knowledge such as dynamics.

There must be a reason for the scientific researchers to design it this way, which is a bit of trite knowledge.

The car is coming!

‘Squeak~’

Following the sound of brakes arriving at the station, the automatic door opened directly.

Jiang Xiao and others boarded the train in a carriage pulled by two cows.

As soon as these weirdos got on the bus, they attracted the attention of everyone in the carriage.

A gentle lady wearing glasses was immediately furious and pressed the help button on the edge of her seat.

Oh God, look! How can you lead a dirty cow on the bus? This is worse than Shanina Levi's smelly stockings. Complain, where is the flight attendant? I want to complain!

Upon receiving the complaint, a conductor girl immediately ran over from another car.

Sorry, madam, we have received the news that the items carried by these passengers are indeed legal and compliant.

Everyone:? ? ?

Sitting in a Bullock Cart and Taking the High-Speed ​​Railway

Is it so outrageous?

This young and beautiful train conductor came up on a bullock cart. Are you saying it's legal and compliant?!

Uh, actually, this is actually a toy car, and, um, that's right, this cow is actually a pet.

Everyone:? ? ?

There was no need for everyone's questioning looks. The young lady who said this turned red to the bottom of her ears.

However, this is an order personally issued by the webmaster and must be followed.

A blond woman who looked like an urban white-collar worker frowned and covered her nose in disgust.

Hmph! Don't sit on the chair like this, a dirty countryman. I think it tastes bad!

Another girl not far from her echoed.

Come on, look at the country people coming into the city. I've seen a lot of these people. Isn't that the old man covered in mud just now? It's amazing that such a person can get into the carriage. Just find a corner and squat down. , what chair should you sit on?

Someone spoke up, and many people immediately began to agree, and everyone was angry at Jiang Xiao and his group.

Brother Jiang Xiao, do we want it? The bearded man asked Jiang Xiao's opinion.

However, the latter fell asleep with his eyes squinted, mainly because Mu Xitang kept kicking off the quilt in the middle of the night last night, and Jiang Xiao couldn't sleep well at all.

Jiang Xiao didn't speak, so of course they didn't dare to be the first person.

But as these women continued to be humiliated, Big Beard and Curly Hair felt something was wrong.

strangeness.

Although he has clearly made up his mind not to take action, why is the anger in his heart getting bigger and bigger?

It has even become so big that they can hardly suppress it.

Just when they were about to succeed, the only boy wearing glasses in the carriage couldn't stand listening anymore and couldn't help but start to fight for Jiang Xiao and the others.

I said, can you please stop saying a few words? People pay for tickets and get on the bus as normal. How can you be so outrageous?

Hey! Is there anyone who can help these villagers? Why, are there people from the countryside in your family?

Isn't that true? I guess he must have brought his poor relatives into it.

With just a few words, a few women made the young man who spoke upright blush until his neck turned red.

But he vaguely seemed to be worried about something, and he didn't dare to refute what these women said.

Here, God, please, can you stop arguing?

The conductor lady didn’t know how to deal with this situation.

Tch! Shut your mouths!

Mu Xitang, who didn't want to speak at first, heard someone speaking for him and being ridiculed. He got out of the carriage, straddled Dahua's horns with his hands on his waist and started to fight back.

I don't even want to sit on your hard, shabby chairs for free! Is it because the silk cushions in the car are not soft or the cow's back is not fragrant? A bunch of local dogs who have never seen the world.

Who is that? Four-eyed boy, where are you hanging out? Do you have a big brother to protect you? If not, just hang out with me. I'm Mu Xitang, who is known as Nanjiang's shielding man. Follow me and I'll keep you popular and drink spicy food!

Young lady in uniform, please don't embarrass these young fat women who speak freely. My dear, Mu Xitang, how about you sell me a tissue and leave all these people to me?

Everyone:.

In just a few words, their CPUs were almost dry and smoking.

What the hell is this guy with his little pink hair?

But I have to lament that her [language attainments] are indeed not low.

The first sentence criticized several old women.

The second sentence took care of the four-eyed boy who helped her speak.

The last sentence asked the embarrassed conductor to stay out of the incident.

It's just that she is young and mature, ah, no, this can already be said to be young and mature, which is really inconsistent.

Okay, okay, everyone, please calm down. I will give you a [luxury lunch] as a gift later. After saying this, the conductor lady left.

‘Ding dong, the train to Tuan Tuen has arrived. ’

Uh, I'm here!

The four-eyed boy seemed to be afraid of something, so he just grabbed his bag and hurriedly got out of the car.

Mu Xitang and these women were left staring with big eyes.

Both sides are full of gunpowder.

But soon, the tense atmosphere was diluted by two new passengers who got on the bus.

Now that we are out of the boundaries of villages and towns, more people are getting on and off the train at each stop.

Many people also criticized the huge carriage and cows lying across the carriage.

Especially some of the more delicate women, who are constantly irritating Mu Xitang, who exudes a stinking smell (actually the smell of milk).

Of course the little pink hairy one won’t be spoiled!

Standing on Dahua's two horns with his legs spread apart, he fired up all the fire. He opened his small mouth and spat out saliva, and then spat back.

Let’s just talk about attacking people.

Little Fenmao already had the prototype of Jiang Xiao's tongue-in-cheek battle with the Confucian scholars in Room 10.

But he was still somewhat unsure of the key points, and he couldn't directly scold people to break their defenses like his father did.

This verbal confrontation ended with the [luxury lunch] delivered by the conductor lady.

Mu Xitang, who had just entered the carriage after taking the box lunch, popped his head out again and threatened.

You little bastards, just wait for me. I will teach you a lesson after I finish lunch!