I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

He wants to run.

But I can't move my legs at all. Once I take a long step, my crotch will be pulled.

So within three steps he was chased by Jiang Xiao.

Hey! Take another move from me!

The helpless priest had no choice but to grit his teeth and fight the enemy with one hand.

At this time, he couldn't let go of his hands and feet at all, and even with the blessing of the scepter, he began to fall into a disadvantage.

His eyes were red with anger!

Shameless! Shameless! I have never seen such a shameless person like you!

Jiang Xiao blushed and said shyly.

Eh? You've seen it now! Don't be polite to me.

As the battle between the two became more intense.

It is inevitable that the priest's steps would sometimes be a little wider.

cough!

There are already nuns who have begun to wander around the battlefield, and from time to time they bend down and tilt their heads to take a closer look.

The priest, who couldn't beat Jiang Xiao in the first place, became even more angry when they saw him.

I said, why are you hanging around me? Don't look around!

After scolding him, Jiang Xiao took the opportunity to slap him again.

The priest grimaced in pain.

This kid is so keen on catching flaws, like a sophisticated fighting machine.

The most outrageous thing is, how come his palm strength is a few percent stronger?

After losing the shovel and switching to hand-to-hand combat, Jiang Xiao seemed to be even more difficult to deal with.

etc?

The priest's eyes narrowed.

Yes, it should be those mysterious gloves that are blessed with power!

After seeing this, the priest tried his best not to touch Jiang Xiao's fist with his body, but only used his scepter to catch it.

And the harder he fought, the wider the steps became.

do not know when.

Unknowingly, he had switched from holding the scepter with one hand to holding the scepter with both hands and had been fighting for five or six minutes.

emmm

He had already opened the door wide, but the priest, who was addicted to fighting against the enemy, still didn't notice it.

In the end, the priest was separated from the immersed fighting state by the fiery glances and whispers around him.

Um?

My crotch seems a little cool~

etc!

Could it be?

He glanced down.

=()

The priest's body suddenly stiffened.

Jiang Xiao, who sees the opportunity, will not show mercy.

Awei's Eighteenth Form: One shot into the soul and then connected - Okamoto 0.01!

Jiang Xiao first slapped the priest and took three steps back.

Then a roundhouse kick was directed at the priest's neck.

Just when the priest took two steps back and felt that he had avoided this fatal move.

Suddenly a sharp blade popped out of the tip of Jiang Xiao's shoe!

Grass!

At this time, the priest has no way to escape!

He had no choice but to forcefully turn his body so that his chest could bear the blow instead of his neck!

A generous gift crab!

Are you so sinister when riding a horse?

I'm just @#￥%*\u0026amp;! Can you be more normal when you step on a horse? Do you really have no shame at all?!

Mu Xitang: (`д) What a great opportunity! It's now, Dad, poison him and kill him!

Um? ? ?

The priest, who was holding his trousers and covering his chest with one hand, immediately became alert and took several steps back.

What kind of shit was that little pink-haired guy talking about?

poison?

This guy still wants to drug the labor and management?

Mudd!

You don’t get involved in anything good people do!

Seeing Mu Xitang who was so excited that he was shouting, Jiang Xiao frowned.

Xiaofen, do you know that we are from Blue Star and represent the righteous side. We came to Guitan to clean up evil?

I know. Mu Xitang replied weakly.

So for things like poisoning that are not done by righteous people, you can speak softer next time and don't let others hear.

Everyone:? ? ?

Covering one's ears and stealing the bell?

That's all you are doing in secret.

You are still hiding your ears in front of other victims. I mean, is this necessary?

besides.

Jiang Shen, your three views are really not good for raising a daughter.

At this time, the old leaders from the outside world had already handcuffed Dr. Sun.

Jiang Xiao was the only one who led Mu Xitang astray.

The books Dr. Sun read to Mu Xitang are also indispensable!

Lao Li, don't be angry. Let's wait until Jiang Xiao comes out.

I know! But this little grandson is really nothing!

Dr. Sun's face was full of innocence. He had already explained that it was indeed not his fault!

Also, Xiao Xitang can't go to Guaitan with Jiang Xiao next time. Look at what they've become like now.

Seeing the wilted little pink hair, the old chief felt sad.

Eh~

Putting aside her weird identity, and putting aside the fact that she killed many [fathers] in Kaitan.

Little Fenmao is such a cute and sensible little girl.

Why has it become like this now?

Hey, I'm worried. With her character, she might be criticized by the people of Dragon Kingdom. If she catches her weird heel, there will be a big wave of public opinion!

Of course, with the status of these old men in the military compound.

No matter how big the public opinion is, they can still protect the little pink hair very well.

The main concern is that the image of little pink hair in the hearts of the people is not bright enough.

Because according to the original idea, they wanted to shape Mu Xitang into the second sea-fixing needle of the Dragon Kingdom.

Uh, Lao Li, by the way, you haven't played Douyin for a while, right?

Ang, I pay attention every day to see if the little pink hair is being led astray by Jiang Xiao. I don't have time to do anything about Douyin.

Perhaps you don't know that the public's worship and support for the Pink-haired Cult Master has now reached a level comparable to that of the Ginger God.

ah?

Lao Li was stunned and couldn't help but ask.

What do you mean?

Lao Zhang bared his big yellow teeth and said cheerfully.

What else could it mean? Everyone likes this naughty little fan very much. The account I helped register for her has already attracted over 100 million fans.

Cute appearance, two-dimensional, Q cute, pink fur.

Although it has not yet been shown what it will look like after becoming weird.

But everyone thinks that most of them will grow animal ears like Shi Shi.

Just this appearance alone is sure to kill people aged 13-43.

Coupled with famous scenes such as Sell Me a Kleenex, I'm Mu Xitang, Yun Tian Tian and Loyalty to the Liver and Loyalty to the Brave.

It has been completely catered to all ages.

Haters: Mu Xitang is weird. As we all know, weird people don’t have good people!

Xitang Fan: What’s wrong with Weiyi? Weiyi can’t have good people? Why do you assume that our pink-haired leader must be weird?

Anti-fans: Mu Xitang is not only weird, but the things he does are even weirder! so bad!

Xitang Fan: So what? Facts aside, some humans do worse things than our pink-haired leader!

Anti-fan: Mu Xitang has killed someone!

Xitang Fan: Has she killed you? Why are you so anxious? Why can't you give a four or five-year-old girl a chance?

The rest of the weirdness: To be honest, you Xitang fans’ double standards for weirdness make me feel sick

Mu Xitang, who was educated by Jiang Xiao, lowered his head in embarrassment.

Uh, I'm sorry, I was so excited that I influenced my father to poison me.

Well, it doesn't matter. You don't need to get too excited, because I've already done it.

Priest:? ? ?

Has the poison been administered?

But, I don’t seem to feel anything?

What medicine did you give me?

This, let me think about it.

Jiang Xiao clapped his fingers and muttered the treasures.

There's paraffin oil, sodium sulfate, magnesium sulfate, castor oil, glycerol, and yes, phenolphthalein!

Is this poison?

Does this feel like a dream back to chemistry class?

Not only the priest was confused, but also many talents in the live broadcast room were confused.

[What kind of stuff is Jiang Xiao talking about? Can it also be considered poison? 】

[What a hot chicken name, I thought it could be something cruel like Seven Days of Death Powder and Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy. 】

[Curious, Jiang Xiao was under the live broadcast camera the whole time. When did he get the poison? 】

[I’m not talented. Yes, I, a veterinarian, will explain it to you. What Jiang Xiao mentioned are all medicines that were prepared in the medicine cabinet at the ranch. Well, they are mainly used to relieve livestock. Soothing to the intestines. 】

Laxative and intestinal laxative?

[So, the poison administered by Jiang Xiao is a laxative? 】

[Understood, then he should have put these laxatives on the blade, but is this thing useful to people? Whether the veterinarian is here or not, is it possible that this thing is still suitable for humans and animals? 】

After a while, the veterinarian replied again.

[Let me tell you this, a drug that can kill a person may not be able to kill a cow, but a drug that can kill a cow will definitely kill a person. If the potion of this thing is strong enough, it will probably pull out the intestines of any priest. come out.】

Just when the barrage was still discussing whether this internal medicine could still be effective after Jiang Xiao gave it to the priest through a sharp blade [external application].

The priest on the live broadcast screen was already starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

What's going on with the 'gurgling' noise in my stomach?

Seeing Jiang Xiao coming up to fuck him again, the priest immediately waved to him.

Stop, wait a minute, truce for five minutes, I, I want to go to the toilet.

Hearing this, Jiang Xiao not only did not stop, but rushed faster.

All I'm waiting for is to fuck you when you want to go to the toilet.

How could it stop? !

Grass!

Seeing the excited expression on Jiang Xiao's face, the priest didn't know that the stomachache was 90% due to that poison!

Is it your fault that I have a stomachache?!

Yes, I gave you laxatives for animals.

Linen!

The priest felt that his mentality was on the verge of collapse today.

This fight made me feel really unhappy!

Really, if there weren't so many people at the scene, Gangdan would probably shed tears.

Who is this?

Seeing the whimpering Jiang Xiao, the priest's heart was filled with despair.

The strength of the two is about the same. With the blessing of the scepter and sacrificial robes, I am at best a little stronger than this kid.

Now there is a wound of more than ten centimeters on his chest.

I had to hold my pants up with one hand while enduring the turmoil in my stomach.

How can you still think about fighting?

He could only barely parry, let alone counterattack.

Within five minutes, the priest's forehead was already covered with beads of sweat.

It's really impossible

Just now it was just a slight pain and a constant gurgling sound.

Now it's an unbearable colic!

Every cramp made his waist throb painfully.

But soon, the priest found a temporary solution.

That is to adopt a pigeon-toed stance.

In this way, you can not only use your thighs to clamp the robe to prevent your own beauty from leaking, but also effectively clamp the surging inside your sphincter.

Of course, this is only temporary.

As Jiang Xiao fought more and more bravely.

The priest's condition was clearly declining at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The sweat on his forehead had disappeared, replaced by a weak white color.

Both legs couldn't stop trembling slightly.

Isn't this medicine too strong?

It’s simply not something people can bear to live in!

Now, hand over your scepter and clothes, and I may consider sparing your life!

You're dreaming!

The priest gritted his teeth and had red eyes. The scepter was extremely important to him!

However, it has reached its limit later.