I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

After taking a mouthful of rice, Zhenzhen's face was splashed with oil.

I can't help it, this dish is too oily, but these two big and two little ones obviously like this one.

Panasonic's first kill in the sage time felt like I was at peace, like a banished immortal.

What about black and white silk stockings?

A hundred years from now there will not be a handful of skeletons. If this world implements cremation, not even skeletons will be left.

Thinking of this, Panasonic's first kill even felt that he had 'enlightened the Tao', and his face seemed to be shrouded in a layer of sacred Buddha light.

You don't want to eat? Oh, how can you do it without eating? Brother Jiang Xiao, just take one bite~

Fishnet Zhenzhen sat on Jiang Xiao's lap and couldn't help but act coquettishly.

emm

I don’t know why, but every time everyone sees this hot lady calling the chosen one [brother], they have a weird feeling in their hearts, it’s quite a contrast.

This is the same reason why the 1.5 meter tall Ai Ai calls the Chosen One’s younger brother.

I think the dishes cooked by my little mom are exactly the same as those made by Nini's mother.

Um?

When the beautiful woman saw Jiang Xiao being so naughty, the smile on her face faded.

He kicked off his slippers and sat on the chair with his legs crossed, staring at Jiang Xiao, his toes still moving.

Oh? Nini's mother? Who is that? Is her cooking as delicious as my little mother's?

Jiang Xiao pondered for a while and said, It's the same as what you made, mellow, rich, and complex taste.

Bare-legged mom:.

If you don't want to eat, you and I have to go out to buy groceries in the afternoon.

With which little mother?

Jiang Xiao looked at the high-end version of Nini's mother, and then at the high-end version of Kazama's mother.

Goose box...goose box box. This is so embarrassing, but it is such a joyful thing.

What you want to say is congratulations, right? Sister Bai Si on the side corrected her brother's incorrect grammar.

No one wants to say the word envy anymore.

[Is this really a welfare bureau? 】

[Is it possible that Kaitan saw that our lives were too depressing, so we created a relaxing version of Kaitan? 】

[Haha, just take your time and indulge in obscenity. Anyone with some brains can tell that something is wrong, right? 】

Not to mention Jiang Xiao is favored, after all, his appearance and figure are both online.

How can that short figure that Panasonic kills first win the favor of beautiful women?

When you sit there, your sneaky aura almost overflows the screen.

What about buying groceries?

According to the rules, there are no tips on buying groceries.

Hidden plot?

Can it only be triggered if the chosen one doesn't eat?

Highlight the key points and write them down.

It would be best if Jiang Xiao could get some important news or goodies while buying groceries.

You can remind your chosen ones to follow suit.

If you encounter any danger or fatal situation while buying groceries.

You can also remind your chosen one to eat on time and be a good baby.

‘Dong dong dong~’

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Hey hey hey, is anyone at home? Is Feimi here? I'm here.

Feimi?

The little mother in black stockings chuckled lightly, put the high heels she had taken off back on, and said to everyone.

I shouted, it's Lao Wang next door. Isn't the bathroom upstairs blocked? I asked him to help me clear it.

I don't know if it was Jiang Xiao's imagination, but he felt that this young woman rubbed him when she passed behind him.

It's not the kind of unintentional rubbing, but it's a high-level rubbing with some obvious squeezing.

Come on, come on~

Feimi, the little mother in black stockings, trotted all the way to the door and let the person in.

Lao Wang: ()

Hehehe, I'm not late, am I?

Lao Wang is an old man in his forties, with a swollen face, a big belly, and few hairs on his head.

As soon as he came in, he stared at the girls inside with lustful eyes.

If eyes could fly, Jiang Xiao felt that Lao Wang's eyes would have popped out.

Lao Wang: (3)

Xiao Ai, Xiao Zhen, uncle also brought you little white rabbit granny candy, do you two want it?

enough!

The bare-legged mother interrupted Lao Wang’s obscene movements.

Fix the toilet quickly. The toilet is upstairs, not downstairs!

Lao Wang was not annoyed after being scolded, but instead happily teased the bare-legged mother.

Xiao Feiyu, Uncle Wang has watched you grow up, so you should be more polite when speaking, haha, okay, Feimi, should you take me up or not?

Lao Wang raised his eyebrows at Feiyu, and at the same time stretched out his fat palm to comb a few hairs on his head.

I'll go, I just don't want to eat.

Jiang Xiao stood up voluntarily and asked to lead the way.

you?

Lao Wang frowned.

You little devil.

As if he had thought of something, a chrysanthemum-like smile bloomed on Lao Wang's face again.

Hehehe, you look a lot like Feiling. Tsk, that's alright. Let's lead the way.

The two young mothers made eye contact and finally nodded.

Since this boy took the initiative to ask for help, it saved them a lot of trouble.

Let's go, Uncle Wang.

I don't know why, but seeing Jiang Xiao's sunny smile, Lao Wang felt a chill in his heart.

Could it be a fraud?

Humph, what can you deceive me?

Your family has been oppressed by me for so long, and I have already resorted to any means!

() You kid, do you know how I unblocked you? Lao Wang smiled obscenely.

(⌒⌒) Well, haha, I didn't know it before, but I will know it soon. Jiang Xiao smiled brightly.

Haha, the answer is correct. You will know how uncle and I got through later!

Haha, no matter how you figure it out, your Grandpa Jiang will let you figure it out today anyway.

scold me?

But there's nothing wrong with what this guy said.

With this little skin, tender flesh, and abdominal muscles, I can really figure it out.

Okay, scold me, I hope you can still laugh when you face my Wang Family Overlord Gun later.

The two of them went to the second floor politely to each other.

Zhenzhen and Aiai curled their lips.

Mom, this unlucky guy won't survive more than one episode, right? I haven't had time to catch the sun yet.

It's all you can do! Feimi frowned and said angrily, I haven't even had time to pick this handsome guy myself.

Feiyu nodded in agreement, she had the same thought just now.

It's a pity that Lao Wang, an old pervert, is allowed to take the lead. He is not afraid of meat and vegetables.

Seeing the two young mothers trying to eat Jiang Xiao, Zhenzhen and Ai'ai sighed in despair.

Hey, do you want to eat mom's leftovers again?

I just ask Uncle Lao Wang to be gentle and not to fail.

What?!

Panasonic's first kill slammed the table and stood up, his face turning purple.

You want to take him upstairs to unclog the toilet?!

Ang, if something is broken, I can't use it, right?

Feiyu shrugged his shoulders, saying that there was nothing he could do about it~

I'm not, he oh, Sinai, I don't accept it!

idiot!

I don’t have a habit of being ntr!

This greasy, wretched uncle actually wants to take his little mother upstairs to unclog the toilet?

Panasonic's first kill was made with his butt, so I knew what the plot was going to be like. That's how the two-hour, thirteen-minute and forty-two-second film was played!

Lao Wang looked at Panasonic's first kill as if he had eaten shit, and smiled slightly.

Haha, I think little brother Panasonic seems to have the same temperament as me. How about the three of us go up and practice together?

Um?