I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Leaving the hall and walking through the corridor, Bu Tou led Jiang Xiao to a small room.

In addition to a middle-aged man with a big belly, there was also a body covered by a white cloth.

Okay, you two hurry up and pack up the body. It will be sent to the crematorium for cremation later. The family will come to pick it up after a while.

After saying this, the potbellied middle-aged man left the small room expressionlessly.

I think this guy must be the curator.

Jiang Xiao, don't be stunned. Come on, let's work together. You are responsible for cleaning up the body, and I am responsible for pushing it to the crematorium for burning.

good.

Jiang Xiao nodded and squatted down to clean up the remains of the deceased.

etc?

Just as he was about to touch the white cloth, Jiang Xiao retracted his hand and asked the short-haired man in an unbelieving tone.

Brother, what do you mean, I will do all the dirty work, and you will be responsible for pushing the body over and cremating it?

Well, what else? Cun Tou said with a matter-of-fact expression.

Did I lose it?

Jiang Xiao stood up with a shocked look on his face and said something. This was the first time someone dared to speak to him like this.

Are you a human or a ghost?

Nonsense, of course I'm human! Why do you ask?

Oh~

Jiang Xiao put the peach wood sword that was about to be drawn back on his waist and said seriously.

The main thing is to determine what ingredients you are, and then watch people order the food.

Buzz cut:?

What does it mean to watch someone serve food?

He doesn't understand.

But Jiang Xiao was able to make him understand quickly.

Seeing the man in front of him rubbing his fists and walking towards him step by step, the short-haired man felt a rare panic in his heart.

You, what do you want to do? Don't come over here, I'll tell you! I, Bao Lebin, have practiced before!

Jiang Xiao was unmoved. Instead, he broke the mop handle in the corner and weighed it in his hands. The effect of force was reciprocal. If you can do it without fists, don't use fists.

I know you have opinions in your heart, but every new employee is like this. When I leave, can you command the new employees like me?

Brother, let's do it together. We can do it together. I was just joking with you.

Jiang Xiao turned a deaf ear to everything the short-haired man said.

You are right, but I still want to beat you up.

Why?

Because if I don't beat you, you will never know how powerful I am.

Wang Defa?

Bao Lebin's small eyes were full of doubts.

Hey, actually I have a pure nature, and I can't bear to beat you up.

Jiang Xiao smacked his lips and said that the short-haired man was just bullying others, and he would not be beaten violently by him. If he hits someone casually, he will definitely teach the children who are watching the live broadcast bad.

After a pause, Jiang Xiao stared directly at the short-haired man with an extremely wise look.

Brother, why don't you scold me? If not, you can hit me twice.

ah?

This was the first time Bao Lebin had seen someone make such an outrageous request.

Is it okay if I don't scold you? Bao Lebin asked tentatively.

Jiang Xiao decisively refused: Don't scold? If you don't scold me, then I will scold you. I rnm?

As the saying goes, to catch a thief first, catch the king, and to curse others, curse the mother first. As soon as Jiang Xiao said these words, Buntou instantly broke his defense.

Bao Lebin: ?

Oh my god! Damn, you must be mentally ill!

Jiang Xiao was delighted, now he had a legitimate reason to beat him.

What I just said was cnm? It's a question, which means c or not c, like c but not c, and you not only called me cnm! You also used an affirmative sentence, and you also scolded me for being mentally ill, so I hit you, so don't Blame me, because it was you who forced me to take action.”

Gift crab?

Bao Lebin still had countless things he wanted to complain about, but before he could speak, a wooden mop handle was thrown in his face.

'boom! ’

( # )[x]з)

This time, three of his molars flew off.

Worri? Are there really people in the world who are as abstract as riding horses?

Just as the short-haired man was about to fight back, Jiang Xiao's stick suddenly became violent and struck hard!

It wasn't until the dissatisfaction in Bao Lebin's eyes completely faded that Jiang Xiao calmly stopped.

Brother, I'm doing this for your own good. Say it yourself, can you scold someone like cnm casually? If you meet an honest person with a good temper like me, what will you do if you meet a bad person? Maybe the other person I will tear your muscles and bones straight away, you have to be grateful that I taught you this, do you understand?

( # )3( # ) I understand, brother, I understand, I understand.

Then this corpse.

I'll do it, brother, just let me do it all. I'm happy to work. If I don't work for a day, I won't feel tired.

After saying that, Bao Lebin snatched the items from the tool box next to him, as if he was afraid that Jiang Xiao would compete with him for work.

Well, children can be taught.

Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth and revealed the face of the corpse underneath.

Is she a woman and very beautiful?

Not only was she simply beautiful, the face of the female corpse was fair, not at all pale and bluish like a normal dead person, but a very healthy white color.

She has beautiful eyebrows, a small and straight nose, and a nice and natural lipstick on her mouth.

Especially her eyelashes, which are long and flexible, seeming to give people the illusion that they will open in the next second.

Bao Lebin couldn't hold it back and directly reached out and touched the lady's face.

It's so cold. If her body temperature were any higher, I would really doubt whether she was alive.

Brothers who have worked in funeral parlors all know this.

Most of the staff were happy to see corpses like this.

Especially if there is no injury on the face, not only the scariness will be reduced, but also a lot of time will be saved in taking care of the remains.

Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth completely, and the woman's body was completely exposed to the two of them.

Of course, not a naked lady.

The woman's figure is the same as her face, which is almost impeccable. Her hands are naturally crossed and placed on her flat stomach.

She was wearing a tight-fitting black cheongsam embroidered with roses, and it was also a style with slits at the thigh.

On her feet was a pair of size 36 black high heels.

The woman was lying on her back, and looking at her from Jiang Xiao's perspective, she felt quite graceful and luxurious.

strangeness.

Why are there no injuries in the exposed areas? Did this woman die by taking poison or sleeping pills?

She's so beautiful. I've burned hundreds of corpses. This is the first time I've seen such a beautiful woman. She looks like Sleeping Beauty in a fairy tale.

Bao Lebin's face was full of obsession, saying that he had been working here for more than ten years, and it was the first time he saw such a beautiful female corpse, and he said to Jiang Xiao without looking back.

Brother, can you go out for a moment? I have some important personal matters that I need to deal with with her.

As he spoke, Bao Lebin reached out to unbuckle his belt.

Um?

Jiang Xiao was so perverted that he was stunned. Brother, can you stop being such a pervert?