I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

It's so uncomfortable that I can only say that I can't eat a little of this thing.

No matter how beautiful she is, she can't hide the fact that she is a corpse?

Jiang Xiao outside the door shook his head helplessly, respecting the hobbies of others. He was just a poor and helpless clerk, how could he have so much time to care about such nosy matters?

And just as he was about to leave, a terrified scream suddenly erupted in the room.

Then I saw the curator running out without even having time to lift his pants, followed by a rolling and crawling Bao Lebin.

Shet! Bah!

The curator seemed a little frightened and spat on the ground.

As for Bao Lebin, he has become incontinent.

Huh? You guys are finished playing so quickly? Second Man?

Jiang Xiao asked curiously.

No! No, brother! She is.

Ahem! Employee rules!

Bao Lebin was retorted by the curator before he could finish his words, so he had no choice but to stand up, put on his pants, and stand aside.

Uh, cough, it was just my test for you as a new employee. As the curator, how could I be disrespectful to the corpse? Obviously, little brother Jiang Xiao has passed our new employee assessment.

Jiang Xiao:.

Although he is not very smart, who can be deceived by the curator's nonsense?

Seeing the other party's disbelief, the curator frowned and patiently explained to Jiang Xiao.

Hey, you just came here, so you may not understand. You also know that in our industry, people often have unreasonable thoughts about corpses. The reason why I acted like that just now was to test you. Are you serious? Do you think that’s my nature?”

Regardless of whether Jiang Xiao believed it or not, the curator did not explain any more and simply asked the two of them to quickly pack up the female body, which was in a hurry to burn it.

ah?

Bao Lebin was shocked.

Ah what? Do you want to do it? If not, get out!

Fuck it, I'll do it.

Bao Lebin said weakly, succumbing directly to the curator's power.

Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly, wondering why the contrast between the two people was so big.

What did your dog bark inside just now?

After the curator left, Jiang Xiao curiously asked Bao Lebin, who looked shocked.

However, the latter obviously didn't want to say more, and just shook his head to show that he bit his tongue accidentally and screamed just now.

So, Jiang Xiao believed it. After all, he had always been a good man who believed in others. Everyone knew this.

Brother, let me go to the toilet first!

After saying that, Bao Lebin directly applied oil on the soles of his feet and went straight to the bathroom without looking back.

Hey~

Today's young people are just too impetuous. Can't they just hold back on something as simple as peeing and pooping?

After thinking about it, Jiang Xiao pushed the door open and went in alone.

It's not a tiring job anyway, and the female body is so beautiful, so there's no need to bury her, I just help her put on clothes.

Um?

As soon as Jiang Xiao entered the room, she smelled a familiar smell that was no longer familiar.

Unique and weird taste

But that obviously didn't stop him.

female corpse

Nothing changed, he was lying quietly on the ground, everything was as usual.

Contrary to what Jiang Xiao had imagined at first, he thought it was something that happened to the female corpse that frightened the two guys into weakness.

‘Da da da~’

An unexpected sound of knocking on the glass attracted Jiang Xiao to look up.

Against the background of the night, something that could not be seen clearly but seemed to be a human face was seen floating outside the window. Jiang Xiao was found looking at him, and he was grinning, revealing a pair of pale and sharp teeth.

What is this?

But because it was too dark outside, Jiang Xiao, who was curious, could only go straight to the window and open it to take a closer look.

‘Gah~gah gah.’

The old windows made a heartbreaking creaking sound.

emm

The two big faces looked at each other in disbelief.

Jiang Xiao looked curiously at this pussy thing outside. To be precise, if nothing else goes wrong, this guy is just a human, right?

However, he was wearing pure black clothes and trousers from the neck down, so in the dark night, only a floating face could be seen clearly from the inside out.

The expression on the big face outside was much more exciting than Jiang Xiao's, full of surprise and disbelief, and seemed vaguely embarrassed.

Isn’t that right, buddy?

Are you not afraid at all?

Is this a funeral home?

What you saw was a floating, pale ghost face. How dare you open the window like this?

The most important thing is, your expression is too dismissive of me, right?

laugh at me?

Was he laughing at me?

Pfft~

As if to confirm Grimace's conjecture, Jiang Xiao actually laughed out loud without holding back.

The main reason is that the other party's makeup is really funny, like the kind of ghost doll in Lin Zhengying's film.

Her face was painted with white powder and her lips were painted red, mainly because the bright blush on her cheeks was too eye-catching.

Summary: It's hard not to laugh.

Hey, is it your boy who just scared that little guy to the point of screaming and weakening him?

snort!

The faceless guy glared at Jiang Xiao fiercely, and then ran towards the distance without looking back.

Huh?

Just slipped away without saying a word?

It's already dark now, and it's still in the suburbs. Anyway, Jiang Xiao didn't see any buildings nearby when he was outside. Not to mention that the dark night in the world of ghost stories is extremely dangerous, where does he live?

I don’t know if the weird smell is coming from the ghost face or Jiang Xiao glanced at the female corpse.

Forget it, the dead person is the most important.

When Bao Lebin didn't come back, Jiang Xiao dressed the female corpse.

As soon as he got dressed, his colleague who was cooking the stove came back and stood outside the door calling him to go have dinner.

When Cun Tou saw Jiang Xiao helping the female corpse get dressed, he was obviously a little shocked, looking like he wanted to speak but didn't dare to ask.

Uh, Brother Jiang Xiao, are you just helping her get dressed?

Otherwise? If you pee and don't come back, you can't just let this little girl lie here without any clothes, right?

Jiang Xiao was a little dissatisfied. Not only Bao Lebin, but also the curator was being irresponsible.

No matter what happened just now, you still have to put on other people's clothes before running away. It's not polite at all.

Summary: Not professional enough.

As a staff member of the funeral parlor all year round, I am not even as courageous as Jiang Xiao, who is as timid and dedicated as a mouse.

Normally there is nothing important, the people at the funeral home eat together.

At the dining table, Jiang Xiao discovered what seemed to be the most powerful character in the funeral home work manual, the night watchman of Daku.

Dressed in black, with a cold face, he is not very old, probably about the same age as Jiang Xiao.

Seeing that Jiang Xiao, the new employee, had no expression at all, he didn't even raise his head, just silently eating the rice in his bowl.

On the contrary, it was the curator. He greeted Jiang Xiao with a smile, saying that he was waiting for him to serve dinner.

Then he started to move his chopsticks.

Should I say it or not? Is this curator so polite?

Jiang Xiao's first impression of the night watchman was that he should be very powerful, and the curator should not be able to control him, otherwise he would not eat alone without the curator.

But at the same time, the night watchman was also very rude because he didn't wait for his meal.