I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Chapter 35 Dynamic trick

What light waves?

Wang Mei glanced at Jiang Xiao strangely, with a mocking expression on her face.

Sun Wei, Sun Wei, I didn't expect that your husband this time would be a fool~

I heard Wang Mei call Jiang Xiao a fool.

There was a rare fluctuation in Sun Wei's emotionless heart.

Husband, go back and help Shi Shi and the others put some hot water for bathing later. I'll go back after I've taken care of this.

Yo? Did I read that correctly? You actually turned towards this stupid man?

He's not a fool!

Sun Wei yelled at Wang Mei for the first time.

That's right, I'm not a fool, you are a pockmarked old witch with seven layers of fat on her belly!

Wang Mei's face darkened.

Even if the other party is a fool, you can't scold yourself twice in a row!

Husband! Go back quickly!

No way! Shi Shi and the others are still peeking upstairs, I can't be embarrassed!

You want to say it's embarrassing, right? Go back quickly and don't cause trouble!

I am a dynamic superman, I will definitely protect you!

Wang Mei’s face is full of black lines!

Hey hey hey! Do you two think I don't exist?!

Honey, don't worry and leave this old fat woman to me to deal with! Look at my dynamic light waves!

Jiang Xiao decisively stood in front of Sun Wei and faced Wang Mei!

Sun Wei was stunned.

This Jiang Xiao actually stood in front of him?

Doesn't he know that his wife is a weirdo?

As a human being, he wouldn't really put himself into the role of this husband, would he?

Although Jiang Xiao’s face is now childish and his movements are extremely embarrassing

But he really looks like a little hero who protects his wife~

At this time, the barrage was also boiling.

【I wipe it! As expected of the Ginger God! ! 】

[Laughing at someone who is ill, but not at others, Jiang Shen is a real man! 】

[Dynamic light wave. It’s true. I cried to death. 】

[This is the first time I see a chosen one standing in front of Weirdness]

[Just ask if you don’t understand, do you think Jiang Xiao is sane now? 】

[Well, don't try to understand a mentally ill person. 】

[You say he is normal, right? A normal person would help Wei Wei stand out? You say he is abnormal, right? Do abnormal people know how to protect their wives? 】

[Look, that fat woman is angry. 】

When the fat woman is angry, she doesn’t even need a barrage to remind her.

Just ask.

Can you be happy if a fool stands in front of you and insults you continuously?

Especially when this idiot tried to use some kind of dynamic light wave to kill himself.

Childish! Sun Wei! Don't you want to eat this man? Then you might as well give it to me!

Wang Mei, how dare you!

Sun Wei pulled Jiang Xiao back and stood in front.

Um, what! A seven-layered fat old witch actually blocked my dynamic light wave?

Shut up, you idiot! I don't have that many layers of fat!!

Are you forcing me to use some dynamic superman moves?

Husband! Go home!

Come on daddy!!

Shi Shi from upstairs cheered him up through the window.

Wow~ Hahahaha~~~ Don't worry, dad has a trick up his sleeve!

I fucked it!

Wang Mei felt messy in the wind.

I feel like I don’t get the respect I deserve at all!

Sun Wei! I'm really angry today! Leave this damn man to me, or you'll have a hard time!

Sun Wei, who has always been oppressed by Wang Mei, has a hard time for the first time!

You damn fat lady, you want to eat him? I advise you to give up!

Just when the two were facing each other tit for tat.

Jiang Xiao crossed the river with a dragon, picked up Thomas, and circled behind Wang Mei.

Try my trick! See the light. See the light~~~

A ‘click’ sound~

In other words, it has to be Shinjusuke.

The scene at the scene suddenly became quiet.

Sun Wei coughed dryly, touched her nose and looked into the distance.

The three little loli girls upstairs stopped shouting Come on and directly changed the subject.

We started discussing where Super Mario can get the life-giving mushrooms.

Wahahaha~wahahahahaha~~~

Only Jiang Xiao was not embarrassed at all, but proudly held her waist and looked up to the sky, laughing endlessly.

What about the old witch with seven layers of fat belly? You must be afraid!

Next, I'll be performing: Dynamic Superman vs. Stinky Alien Old Witch!

Wang Mei's body was shaking violently, and her face was red with blood, either from shame or anger.

Several villagers not far away have already seen her ugly appearance!

Damn, I was attacked by this lunatic!

In the end, the shame in her heart temporarily outweighed her anger.

You two, wait for me, this matter is not over yet!

After saying the harsh words, Wang Mei angrily pulled up her pants, lowered her head and ran home.

It's not that she's timid.

The main reason is that there is no atmosphere for fighting now!

I’ve seen people take off their shirts during fights, but how can anyone take off their pants?

Why don't you take off other people's pants!

You're careless, you didn't expect that human being to be so fast?

At that time, all her attention was on Sun Wei.

As long as he pays a little attention to Jiang Xiao, he won't have his pants taken off.

A crisis was easily resolved by Jiang Xiao.

Husband, let's go back and continue eating.

Sun Wei wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, feeling a little worried at the same time.

If a fight breaks out, my whole family of five won't be able to fight this fat woman.

Jiang Xiao looked at the blood drawn from the corner of Sun Wei's mouth by Wang Mei, and didn't know what he was thinking in his mind.

He wouldn't mind getting rid of the fat woman if he could.

Jiang Xiao followed Sun Wei back to eat.

But other chosen ones are not so lucky.

[Rule 4: Your neighbors are not very friendly, please protect your family]

Now all the neighbors are asking for trouble because they are stuck for food.

Unlike Sun Wei who took the initiative to greet Wang Mei, the favorability of most of the chosen ones and their wives was 0.

Just like the current Umekawa Neku.

He was feeding leek and egg dumplings to the old woman.

This old immortal actually let Umekawa Neku chew it up and feed it to him, which really disgusted him.

But after the torture of taking medicine and lunch.

Umekawa Neku's resistance to the old woman has also increased, and Kuku is feeding.

at this time.

A hairy-chested man who looked like Black Tornado Li Kui fiercely blocked the door of Umekawa Neku's house.

Hey! Zhou Qin! How do you calculate the foundation of your house? The labor and management tell you that you have to pay for it! Or I will dig up your house!

Where are the people? Don't pretend to be dead. If you don't come out, I will break in! Don't blame me for going crazy then!

Zhou Qin! Get out of here quickly!

Zhou Qin?

Although Umekawa Neku knew that the strong man was scolding his wife, he chose to remain indifferent.

Hey, hubby, if someone scolds me, why don't you pretend not to hear it?

Ah this

Umekawa Neku looked at the tendons all over the opponent's body and shivered suddenly.

This guy.

It is estimated that one punch can knock yourself out of endocrine disorders!

Honey, what are you guilty of? Putting aside the facts, he won't scold you for no reason, right? Think about it carefully, are you really not wrong at all?

Everyone:? ? ?

What can I do wrong? This land was voluntarily sold to our family by Niu Jiejie. Now he wants to take it back. Aren't we taking advantage of our family?

Even the old lady advised Umekawa Neku that as the head of the family, he should really stand up and argue with Niu Jie.

The other party will indeed fight hard, but I don't think he intends to argue.

Umekawa Neku made up his mind to be a coward.

Love so and so!

He wished that the old lady Zhou Qin and the fat man in front of him would die at the hands of this hairy-chested man!

‘Bang! ’

The unlocked wooden door was kicked open by the hairy-chested man.

Zhou Qin! Are you really at home? Pretending to be dead! Is it useful to pretend to be dead?!

Zhou Qin was furious and shook Umekawa Neku's arm.

Husband! You don't care, people are bullying us!

Umekawa Naiko secretly glanced at the strong man from close range, and immediately trembled!

This guy's forearms are as thick as his thighs!