I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

this.

According to Jiang Xiao's temper, they must be taught a lesson in words.

But after experiencing these several educations.

Jiang Xiao also deeply understood the truth, that is, he was not responsible for the children.

Obsessed and stubborn, refusing to change despite repeated admonitions, and even seems to be pushing the limits?

The good news is, you may be able to find someone to help you this time.

It's completely unreasonable to expect the old men in the military compound and the old men and women in the mental hospital.

They will pamper this little brat.

Fortunately, Sun Wei is here this time~

When he went out, Sun Wei had already taken the two little ones to the canteen.

One thing to say, Sun Wei's cooking skills are good, but she may not necessarily know some of the ingredients.

To be precise, she only specializes in chicken, duck, fish, pig, cattle and sheep, and eats very little shrimp.

Today, their family stopped eating the big pot food in the courtyard and ate small meals instead.

Perhaps it was because they hadn't eaten for a long time, but Mu Xitang and Bai Yi both followed Sun Wei's footsteps and even helped with the washing of vegetables.

Wash, wash, and cherish the few happy moments you have~

Huh? Dad, what are you mumbling about?

Uh, what am I guilty of? I'm talking about Axi. I haven't experienced this kind of happy time for a long time, Smecta~

The third girl: ?

Speak carefully and don't open your mouth to make me smell like pickled vegetables.

The impotent leader of Xitang pinched his waist and corrected Jiang Xiao's grammatical errors.

OK OK OK~

Listening to you, Jiang Xiao still remembers Sun Wei's eating rules very clearly.

That is, don’t mention anything at the dinner table as it will affect your appetite.

Maybe it was because the food in that world was not very good, and Sun Wei was also greedy, so she made the meal in just a few clicks.

Jiang Xiao, who was the first to finish eating, did not leave.

Just wait

Just keep waiting

The three of them were still loving mothers and filial piety, and even served each other food.

Mom, this eggplant is delicious and fragrant~

Well, you two should eat too, and eat more meat.

Good guy, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but sneered, why did he persuade them to eat meat?

What's wrong? Is something wrong?

Sun Wei couldn't help but ask after being stared at by Jiang Xiao.

No, it's nothing. You guys eat first.

‘Click’

Sun Wei put down her chopsticks.

As we all know, a mentally ill person cannot hide his thoughts in his eyes.

Anyone who is not blind can see Jiang Xiao's hesitant expression.

No, you should just eat. Eat first, and then talk after you finish eating.

Tell me now, what's the big deal? Are you afraid that I'll be angry?

Jiang Xiao nodded without concealment, and Sun Wei smiled calmly and forcefully.

It's okay. I'm happy today. I won't be angry no matter what you say. Is there a woman out there? It's okay. It's a small problem. I'm a man. If you have the ability to marry eighty wives, I won't be angry. I will only praise you for your waist. Good legs, good body.”

oh.

I didn't expect Sun Wei to be like this.

Now that she can tolerate herself finding a mistress, she probably won't be angry about the small mistakes made by Mu Xitang and Bai Yi.

Yes, Dad, just tell me. Mom is in a good mood and I won't blame you.

Hmm, tell me, Master Xitang will protect you!

Okay, I'll say it then.

Then Jiang Xiao took out a small notebook and began to read.

That's right, because this is not a weird world, so I found a kindergarten and wanted Mu Xitang and Bai Yi to learn to integrate into our social rules from elementary school.

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, who were planning rice, turned pale.

Damn it, daddy is here for us!

Sun Wei nodded and asked in confusion.

This is a good thing. Why would I be angry? In your mind, am I that kind of unreasonable woman?

Neither of them has done a single homework assignment.

this

After a pause, Sun Wei continued to excuse the two little ones.

As long as you fully master the knowledge in the books, you don't actually have to do homework.

They refused to listen to the teacher and repeatedly contradicted her.

Huh? Sun Wei frowned: Contradicting Mr.? Is there such a thing?

Not only that, they not only contradicted the teacher, but also bullied their classmates. In Beihai Kindergarten, their vicious reputations can make children stop crying!

Sun Wei didn't speak this time, but her face turned cold.

Explain to me what else they did.

Seeing this, Jiang Xiao said nothing and handed the small book directly to Sun Wei to read. It recorded a total of twenty-eight crimes committed by the two little ones.

Including but not limited to the old man who harmed the military compound, his beard has been shaved off!

And overeating, eating either fried puffed food or gassy soda, and refused to listen to any advice.

Moreover, he also played games all night, not only turning day and night upside down, but also sleeping in class during the day, which seriously affected his discipline.

After hearing this, Sun Wei stood up uncontrollably and looked around the area, seemingly looking for something.

Even learned to order takeout.

Jiang Xiao highlighted this point because no one knew where the money for their takeout came from.

There was also beer. Although no one saw them drink it, they saw the beer bottles after they drank it.

How unreasonable!

Whose daughter is like them?

After reading each item, Sun Wei's face turned red with anger.

Xiaobai! Run!!

No need for Fenmao to remind her, the clever Bai Yi had already jumped out before Mu Xitang could remind her.

Bai Yi:

I'm sorry! Xiaobai, you are unloyal!

Mu Xitang: (口()Wait for me!

After staying with Sun Wei for so long, they could tell at a glance how angry her mother was.

His face turned red with anger, which was a sign he had never seen before!

However, the gap between them and Sun Wei can be said to be a chasm.

You know, when their mother-daughter relationship was not so harmonious, Sun Wei threatened to eat them more than once when they made mistakes.

This is not an exaggeration, but a statement.

Especially now that the two of them are even slower due to overeating.

‘Pah~’

Like an eagle catching a chicken, one can be easily picked up in one hand.

Bai Yi: Σ(д|||)

Wow! Mom, I was wrong, I will change it next time!

Sun Wei: (angry｀Дangry)

What are you talking about? Do you want a next time?!

Seeing that he was about to be beaten, Mu Xitang stretched his neck and kept wailing for help.

Mu Xitang:·(Д)·

Wow! Murder! The mother wants to eat her daughter! Grandpa Dean! Grandma Sun! Grandpa Li! Help! There is a mother who wants to abuse her child! Help!

Sun Wei: ?

So brave!

If I heard correctly, are you threatening me?

Originally it was just a small lesson, but after Mu Xitang yelled like that, it was hard for him to step down without a beating.

Good news: Someone outside the cafeteria heard cries for help.

Bad news: They only dared to watch through the glass, they didn't dare or had the courage to save people under Sun Wei.

Fortunately, although they could not save anyone, they could witness the beating process of Bai Yi and Mu Xitang with their own eyes.

Huh?

Just when Sun Wei was about to teach her child a lesson, Jiang Xiao noticed that Mu Xitang's phone suddenly vibrated several times.

This mobile phone.

It was the movie-watching artifact of Lao Wang in the Mad Man's Villa that he had brought out from the ghost story before.

Curiously, I opened my phone and found that it was a multimedia message.

Code name: [Qiling! 】

Level of confidentiality: [X! 】

Designated person: [Huang! 】