I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Help me open the door to a new world?

Niu Jiejiu sneered.

What a joke.

It is no exaggeration to say that my props and methods can be said to be a collection of various structural models from ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad.

A master who combines domineering, cruelty, perversion, and darkness.

It can cause a normal man to have a complete mental breakdown within an hour.

No~

There is a living example right before our eyes.

In the field of perversion, I have nothing to learn.

Niu Jianjiang has his hands behind his back, and he has the lonely temperament of an invincible master.

Jiang Xiao leaned close to Niu's strong ear.

Really? Have you ever heard of a wooden donkey?

Niu Jiejiao was stunned for a moment, nodded first, and then shook his head.

I haven't used it before, but I can tell from the name that it must be very boring, just childish~

Have you ever heard of Lingchi and Peeling?

Jiang Xiao approached Niu Jianjiao and asked softly.

No, but it must be very boring. As soon as you hear it, you can tell it's a child's play trick.

Have not heard?

That would be easy.

Playing house? Haha, the exquisite techniques and knowledge there are so great!

Niu Jianjiu looked unbelieving.

What is the method for peeling?

As long as he is willing, he can now handle Umekawa Neku on the spot.

Seeing Niu's strong eyes, Jiang Xiao continued talking to himself.

hiss.

Do you think there is such a beautiful thing in the world?

Seeing the depression on Niu Jianjiang's face, Jiang Xiao looked contemptuous.

Haha, where are you going? For me, cutting the back with a knife is just childish. There are several other techniques that give better results!

What? Is there something better?!

Niu Jiejie was completely interested. How could he know all these bells and whistles?

Before, my main focus was a pure pervert.

This delicate and elegant technique really made his chilled heart agitate again!

You kid better not lie to me!

Why are you lying to me? Come here, you won't pass the trial if you are too loud.

Jiang Xiao leaned into Niu's strong ear and chattered a lot.

The latter's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, and his breathing is getting faster and faster.

How could there be such exquisite torture in the world!

No!

This is not torture!

This is the most elegant art.

He couldn't wait to start crazy experiments on Umekawa Neku now!

Seeing the fiery gaze of the man with chest hair, Jiang Xiao stopped talking.

Niu Jieji couldn't help but urge.

Tsk, keep going, what about sawing? Why only say half of it?

Only tell you half. You let me go first, and I'll tell you the other half.

No problem, let it go now!

Niu still has the reputation of being strong.

He directly dragged Umekawa Uchiku out like a dead dog.

Jiang Xiao then lay down next to his ear and murmured the rest of the torture.

During the course of his story, Niu Jiejie also muttered a lot of his own thoughts.

Hey, I think this can be done like this

Yeah! Indeed! Wouldn't it be possible to do this or that?

Damn it! I'm so smart! Why didn't I think of that?

The two of them were Jie Jie Jie for a while, and goose box and goose box box for a while.

Look at each other~

()(‵)

soon,

The two fellow-minded people started chatting side by side.

There is even a feeling of regretting seeing each other so late!

No one squatting in the Longguo live broadcast room even dreamed that things would develop like this.

【Who can explain it to me? 】

[Do mental illness and perverts have so many things in common? 】

[The eyes between the two looked at each other as if they were hooked, so vulgar that they made you fall in love! 】

[Oh my God, I really can’t imagine what the two of them will become after this in-depth exchange. 】

[Uh, evolve into a perverted psychopath and a pervert with psychosis? Each takes advantage of his own strengths? 】

The two of them were chatting quietly, but Niu Jiejie suddenly looked at Jiang Xiao in surprise.

Brother Jiang, are you right? Kill him? Are you sure you want me to do this? Hey, what are you trying to do?

Harm! There is an old saying in our Dragon Kingdom, which is that when you drink with a close friend, a thousand cups of wine will suffice! I don't want to do anything, I just want to make friends with you!

Niu Jiejie was stunned

When had a pervert like me ever been so recognized?

Not to mention agreeing with him, he doesn’t even have a single friend in the village!

Now, a person with the same perverted hobby as him actually taught him his techniques without hesitation.

It made him feel a sense of recognition and encouragement for the first time.

However, both of them are their own masters.

Otherwise, if Niu Jie is strong, he will be able to form a blood alliance and become brothers of the opposite sex with Jiang Xiao!

Brother Jiang!

Brother Niu!

Stop saying anything! Did Sun Wei, that bitch, bully you? Do you want me to help you fuck her!

No, no, no, no, we are very much in love, if I leave then

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows at Niu Jianjie.

The latter patted his chest and assured.

Damn it, brother, just feel free to go. As long as I'm here, don't talk about our village. Looking at the eight villages within ten miles, no one can bully my sister-in-law!

Okay, I can rest assured if I have this brother!

Niu Jianjie's perverted eyes burst into tears for once.

Is this the feeling of sympathy and understanding?

Warm and considerate!

Brother, I'm leaving first, my wife is still waiting for me outside.

Brother! Call my sister-in-law to come to my house. We made pig legs today!

Hey, I don't have time. There are three children waiting.

No matter what Niu Jiejie said, he had to send Jiang Xiao to the door before going back.

for the rest of the time

He is about to create some props that will shock the past and the present!

Many of the operations mentioned by Brother Jiang are inseparable from some magical props.

Fortunately, Niu Jianji had studied carpentry for two years, otherwise there would really be nothing he could do.

husband?

Sun Wei: Σ(口*)Huh?

She was stunned when she saw Jiang Xiao and Niu coming out with their arms around each other.

The next second, her mentality collapsed.

It’s over!

She didn't expect that Jiang Xiao would actually

Although nothing actually happened to them.

But how could Sun Wei believe it?

Especially Niu Jianjiang waved goodbye to Jiang Xiao with a smile.

If she said nothing happened, Sun Wei would not believe it even to death!

Hey, don't touch my hand! By the way, you and Dahuang sit at the same table for dinner tonight, and also for bed, so don't disgust me!

rhubarb?

Jiang Xiao's expression was stunned.

Let me sit at the same table with the big yellow dog in the yard?

Honey! You misunderstood!

Misunderstand?

It's empty talk. Anyway, the two of you must have made some ulterior deal in the basement.

Why don't you let me go down with you?

Even Umekawa Naikou inside was thrown out by Ushijiu, what? You've done it, you know it's shameful, right?

Such rigorous thinking and logic, Jiang Xiao was speechless for a moment.

The barrage was also played.

[Jiang Xiao also has a bad time? 】

[No one can tolerate this kind of misunderstanding]

[And Sun Wei’s conjecture is reasonable, right? 】

[Jiang Xiao has no way to prove himself. Apart from him, the only person involved is Niu Jiao. 】

[Niu Jianjie is originally a shit stirrer. You can't expect a shit stirrer to prove that you are not a shit stirrer, right? 】

[Now Jiang Xiao’s crotch is covered in yellow mud. It’s not just shit, it’s shit. 】

[I thought this weird story was a horror movie, but I didn’t expect it to be a comedy about family ethics. 】

Sun Wei:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ?

what are you talking about? !