I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Chapter 53 The secret of the small room~

Just when Umekawa Uchiku returned home.

Jiang Xiao has already bought the fish.

Xitang, come here, you three go to the kitchen to help mom pack the ingredients.

Okay, pickled fish with pickled vegetables! I knew daddy was the best~

I want dad to help me pick out fish bones!

Then Xitang also wants dad to help me pick it out!

Seeing how childish the two little kids were, Bai Maoshi raised her head and snorted coldly.

Huh, childish, but if you want it, then I want it too.

Okay, okay, but you have to go and help mom first?

The three little lolita jumped up and down to the kitchen.

Then came the sounds of their laughter and Sun Wei's scolding them for causing trouble.

good!

So now, let’s go and see what secrets are hidden in the small room!

Jiang Xiao was mentally prepared.

Dead people, mutilated limbs, bloody entrails, and what may be the body of Dad from before.

The old man's room upstairs was tidied up.

Sun Wei didn't know when she had cleaned the inside.

In addition, a layer of dust has fallen on the doorknobs of the other three adjacent small rooms.

Ash?

Jiang Xiao wiped the doorknob, and the dust was very thick.

The things inside are probably not the parts of the previous fathers.

Otherwise, if you switch on and off frequently and send things in, the dust will not be so thick.

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath, a little nervous.

But definitely not afraid.

He was just worried that he would be caught peeping into their secrets.

Xiaoxin has not appeared since he was scared by Niu Jie.

So~

A 'click' sound.

Jiang Xiao turned the door handle directly and didn't even lock it.

I just opened the door and didn't even have time to look at the decoration inside the room.

I smelled something like a book that hadn't been opened in a long time, but it was actually just a little bit musty.

Nothing scary?

The room is not big and the furnishings are simple and everyday.

Only a tattered little skirt hanging by the bed attracted more attention.

This is?

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but stepped forward and picked it up.

Then he felt a force pulling at his consciousness.

As long as he wanted to, he could break free of it at will.

But Jiang Xiao did not choose to resist, but allowed his consciousness to be pulled away.

His subconscious told him that there was no danger.

This is

Jiang Xiao's consciousness gradually awakened.

I found that my consciousness came to a kindergarten.

It must be time for school to end, and many parents have come to pick up their children and take them home.

Is that girl Shi Shi?

Jiang Xiao saw the little white-haired girl sitting in the classroom at a glance.

At this time, she didn't have a ponytail yet, and had neatly cut shoulder-length hair.

The little girl stood on tiptoes and looked out the window, eagerly waiting for her family to pick her up.

Shi Shi: (.)

Tsk, she is indeed my daughter. When she was a child, Shi Shi looked more like a little princess.

True: Xiao Shi Shi.

Hello? Hello, are you Shi Shi's father? School is out already.

Before the female kindergarten teacher could finish her words, she was interrupted by a violent voice.

As a teacher, just give it a try! Isn't that what a nursery does? I'm very busy!

'Snapped! ’

The other person hung up the phone.

The teacher sighed helplessly and came to Shi Shi's side.

Shi Shi, your father is here again today

It's okay, it's okay. Dad is very busy. Shi Shi knows he can't come.

Although she said it didn't matter, Xiao Shishi still reluctantly looked away from the window.

Okay, the teacher will take you home today~

Well, thank you, Teacher Xiao Li~

On the way back, the teacher asked about the girl's family situation.

She has no grandparents, her parents are divorced, her mother ran away, and she can only be raised by her father.

By the way, Shi Shi, does your father usually bully you?

Teacher Xiao Li frowned, feeling that Shi Shi's father had a bad temper.

No, Shi Shi's father is the best father. Not only did he not abandon me, he also bought me a fairy tale book!

Xiao Shishi took out a fairy tale book from her small school bag with a proud face.

Xiao Shishi: ヾ()*Look!

It’s just that the yellowed cover that has been turned over proves that this book has been bought for a long time.

The teacher didn't think much about it. A well-behaved child like Shi Shi shouldn't lie.

She only thought that the books were shabby because Shi Shi's family conditions were not good.

Well, I have to discuss with the principal when I get back to exempt this little girl from some of her tuition fees.

Teacher Xiao Li is thinking so.

Teacher, I'm home. Please go back. Thank you, teacher.

Downstairs in an old-fashioned residential building, little Shi Shi waved her hand and said goodbye to her teacher.

Don't you need the teacher to send Shi Shi up?

Shi Shi: (ゝω) “No, no, no, Shi Shi can do it alone!”

Jiang Xiao's consciousness followed Shi Shi all the way from the kindergarten to her home.

Hehehe, little Shishi looks so good~

Little Shi Shi slowly started to walk up the stairs before the teacher's figure disappeared completely.

Finally, he took out the key hidden under the carpet outside the door and opened the door.

At this time, Xiao Shishi's demeanor and movements became visibly cautious.

Jiang Xiao's brows also frowned.

This home.

It’s too messy.

There were takeout boxes and wine bottles scattered everywhere.

Even without the sense of smell, Jiang Xiao seemed to be able to feel the pungent smell of alcohol.

A middle-aged man with stubble on his face was lying carelessly on the sofa, snoring loudly.

Xiao Shishi found a relatively clean seat and sat down, holding the fairy tale book in hand and started reading.

Shi Shi: ()

It's freezing cold, snowing, and almost dark. It's the last day of the year—Christmas Eve.

She didn't dare to go home because she didn't sell a match and didn't make any money. Her father would definitely beat her.

She finally pulled out one, and wow! The match lit up.

Just when Xiao Shishi was concentrating on reading the story according to pinyin.

A rough voice interrupted her.

Little beast! What does the story you read mean? Are you saying that I abused you?!

I don’t know when the middle-aged man on the sofa started doing it.

He picked up the ashtray on the coffee table and threw it at Shi Shi.

Ah! I didn't.

Shi Shi covered the hit arm in pain and said weakly.

Shi Shi knows that dad is the best dad in the world.

The man was unmoved, picked up something on the table and threw it at Shi Shi crazily.

Bitch! Your mother is a bitch! You are also a born bitch!

If you take advantage of me and drink from me, you are a loser!

Shi Shi, who was insulted, could only huddle in the corner, holding her head weakly with her little hands.

She knew not to be slapped in the face. The last time she was slapped in the face, someone from the community came to talk to her father.

It's my fault. I shouldn't have made my father unhappy by reading this story. It was also right for my father to hit me.

You like reading, don't you? Then go out and read!

The strong man, who was over 1.8 meters tall, directly locked little Shi Shi into the balcony.

You just read here! Come in when you finish reading a book!

After saying that, the man drank a bottle of beer and lay down on the sofa again.

Shi Shi tightened the storybook in her hand. It was the only gift her father gave her.

Dad, I'm sorry, it's Shi Shi's fault. I won't read this story next time.

The man on the sofa had already fallen asleep, and the balcony was soundproof, so how could he hear Shi Shi's words?

He didn't even hear the rain outside.

It's raining~

Shi Shi likes rain. She opens her little hands to catch the raindrops falling from the sky.

But it didn't take long for the rain to get heavier.

Xiao Shishi subconsciously held the fairy tale book above her head to protect herself from the rain.

But the next second she took the book down, wiped the rain on it with a distressed face, and finally held it in her arms.

This is the only proof that my father loves me.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and little Shi Shi, who was already malnourished, began to tremble under the heavy rain and strong wind.

Dad. Daddy, the rain is too heavy.

Shi Shi looked pale and knocked on the glass door of the balcony with trembling hands.

Dad... Shi Shi knows he was wrong.

Dad, Shi Shi is so cold now, can you let me in?

How about you wait until the rain calms down a little before you kick me out.

There was no movement inside.

Shi Shi thought her father was still angry with her.

So I curled up in the corner of the balcony and stuffed the fairy tale book into my clothes.

You can use less rain here.

At this time, her face was a sickly white, so white that there was no trace of blood.

And Shi Shi couldn't feel the cold anymore.

I just feel that my body is light and my head is heavy, and I feel very sleepy.

Dad, Shi Shi is so sleepy. I'm sorry. Wait...when dad is no longer angry with Shi Shi...can you please take me and carry Shi Shi in?

Gone

The picture stopped.

Shi Shi felt that it was her fault until she died.

God, why don't you open your eyes and see what you are doing?

Consciousness returned to the small room.

Jiang Xiao's eyes were red, and his body couldn't stop shaking.

He was both heartbroken and distressed.

At the same time, it was the first time that he had such a murderous intention towards a man.

If he met Shi Shi's biological father, he wouldn't mind cutting him into pieces and scattering his bones into ashes!

Xiao Xin, please let me beg you. Please recognize your intention. As a father, I want to accompany them well.

dad?

A figure sounded behind Jiang Xiao.

It's Shi Shi.

She looked at Jiang Xiao in the room in surprise, and then lowered her head in embarrassment.

Dad, are you...are you okay?

Shi Shi knew that this bad memory could permanently leave a person's soul in that bad time in the past.

However, dad’s condition doesn’t seem to have changed?

Well, that's right, after all, this dad has a dynamic super human body!

Jiang Xiao sat next to Shi Shi and touched her hair.

After dinner, daddy will take you shopping, okay?

Oh! Zundu is fake!

Shi Shi excitedly kissed Jiang Xiao on the face!

Shi Shi loves daddy the most!

It is not convenient for Jiang Xiao to enter the other two doors for the time being.

If there are three little girls each.

Where is Sun Wei?

What is Sun Wei's past?

Know to go out and play.

The three little girls started cheering while eating.

I even waited here after eating early.

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang each held one of Jiang Xiao's legs, fearing that their father would not take them with him later.

When there are many people, Shi Shi becomes cool again.

He raised his head and complained that Bai Yi and Xitang were too childish.

Okay, okay, let's leave now!

The driving tool was Lao Ji Po, ah, no, it was a wooden cart that Grandma Li used to sell snacks.

Sitting on it were Bai Yi and Mu Xitang.

Shi Shi, who had no position, was riding on Jiang Xiao's head.

Hey! You four, don't be so crazy that you forget the time. You must be back before dinner!

I know, wife, you are very awkward~

The three primary school students just learned from each other.

()) I know, mom, you are so weird~ x3

Jiang Xiao! If you mislead them, you will sit at the same table with Dahuang for dinner!

And you three! You're itchy, right? Don't think I can't beat you because your dad is protecting you!

Amid Sun Wei's fierce curses, Jiang Xiao had already pushed the wooden cart and set off.

Damn, this means of transportation is also terrible.

There isn’t even that kind of human-powered tricycle~

Dad, I also want to ride on your head, Shi Shi, can we switch?

Mu Xitang was a little envious of Shi Shi's 'position'.

The latter snorted coldly and raised his head proudly, obviously not wanting to change with Xitang.

Actually, Bai Yi also wants to ride on dad's head.

Jiang Xiao:.

Even if my father is a psychopath, you can't just say that you want to ride on my head so openly, right?

Dad, dad, I still want to hear the story of three dozen white-bone spirits.

I want it too, I want it too!

Okay, then I have to ask you a question. If I can answer it, I'll tell you.

Okay! x3

If the White Bone Demon feels pain in his skull, should he go to the skull or the orthopedic department?

Of course I'm watching! Of course I'm watching

The smiles on the faces of the three little lolita slowly disappeared.

Obviously, Jiang Xiao's question was beyond the IQ of five-year-old children like them to answer.

Another question that touches the souls of everyone in the live broadcast room.

[Here comes the oppressive feeling belonging to this man.]

[Now please normal people leave the live broadcast room, our mental patients are going to start debating the questions raised by Jiang Shen. 】

[Okay, what do you think, fellow patients? 】

[Brain Department +10010, treat headaches and brain problems, nothing wrong! 】

[Orthopedics +10086, do you think Bai Gujing has a brain? 】

【No brain? How could she lie to Tang Seng again and again without any brains? 】

【You are also a dick! There is nothing inside the White Bone Demon's head. How about you treat her brain like that? 】

Just as the two sides were arguing endlessly, a buddy jumped out.

[Uh, how many times have I said this? Don’t look at the surface and ignore the essence of the problem! 】

[Brother, what do you mean by this? 】

[How could Bai Gujing have a headache? She is a fairy! Goblin goblin, you must go see a psychiatrist! 】

[Skeleton Demon: Are you polite? 】

hiss.

[Fuck, that makes sense! Psychiatry +10011. 】

[Brother, you can leave the hospital and get out of our live broadcast room. Thank you! 】

Normal people in the live broadcast room would not dare to interrupt at all.

For fear of being mentally polluted by the sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks in the live broadcast room.

The happy mood of the three little lolita disappeared instantly.

They all had their little pink eyebrows knitted together, thinking whether Bai Gujing should go to a brain department or an orthopedic department.

Umekawa Neku sat on a chair, and the three members of the family looked at him with disgusted expressions.

Especially Zhou Qin.

She glanced at his crotch in disgust, and then looked at his broken arm.

What is the use of Umekawa Neiku now?

Not only has he lost the qualifications to be a man, but he has also lost his sound body.

What else can he do now?

The son Da Zhuang no longer wants to talk to his father.

In other words, the old lady still has some motherly love for Umekawa Neku.

But when she thought about this guy being fucked by Niu Jie for a day and two nights, she still felt a little uncomfortable.

I haven't left any food for you at home. You should go wash up first. It looks disgusting.

More than just disgusting? It’s simply disgusting!

His whole body was stained with an unexplainable substance, and it also exuded a disgusting smell.

Umekawa Neku got up awkwardly and entered the bathroom.

The plot in front of him was a little different from what he imagined.

I finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering. I thought the reunion with my family would bring tears to my eyes.

Sure enough, weird is weird.

They will never become their real family!

After he finished washing and came out, Big Fatty had already started playing the Little Overlord game console.

well!

Plan A begins!

Let’s start by improving our friendship with our precious son!

Haha, Zhuang, what kind of game are you playing?

Shadow Legend and Ninja Gaiden~

By the way, I have a secret book for Contra, do you want to learn it?

Contra? No, I don't like playing Contra.

Umekawa Neku:.

Hey, why don't you have too many skills? Dad will teach you a trick for free!

If you don't want to learn, I have already passed the level. Have you discovered the hidden level of Contra?

Umekawa Neku:? ? ?

Nani?

How do I know what the hidden levels are?

I, I have a secret that can help you

Isn't what you want to say about BABA up, down, left, left, and right?

Ah this

Judging by Umekawa Neku's petrified expression, the fat man knew that he had guessed correctly.

Tch, other than those stupid girls in our village, who else doesn't know about this pediatric stuff?

Plan A failed.

Not only did the plan fail, Umekawa Naiko also had to find a way to make Big Fat lose the game controller in half an hour.

But something unexpected happened.

Umekawa Uchiku's previous plea was no longer effective.

No matter what he said, Big Fatty was determined to continue playing.

He even kowtowed and the fat man remained unmoved.

And Umekawa Neku's move made him suffer great ridicule.

In order for the children to finish the game within half an hour, the other chosen ones did everything.

There is no one who kowtows like him!

All the self-respect and majesty he had as a man and father were gone.

Although he is no longer a man.

【Nishiuchi! Is it useful to kowtow all the time? Don't you want to coax him in any other way? 】

【So stupid! It’s just pig brains! 】

[I really don’t understand why a waste like Neku-kun got the S-level talent? 】

When Umekawa Uchiku's Plan A failed, he was already panicking.

How can you think of so many more?

Watching the passage of time, Umekawa Neku's face became paler and whiter with fright.

It's over.

If he died once a day, his five-limb substitution technique would not be enough to survive until the end!

Seeing Umekawauchi's anxious lips trembling.

Big Fat grinned at him.

Dad, do you want to contribute your brain~

Thinking of the delicious food he tasted last time, Big Fatty couldn't help but swallow.

Even though he’s a dad, it’s really delicious

Now Umekawa Neku has completely lost the dignity of a father.

To his family, his face is like a shoe mat.

It started from the moment he said If you hit my wife, you can't hit me anymore.

It is destined that the difficulty this time will become SSS+!

The rest of the Chosen Ones are worried that things don't exist at all in Jiang Xiao's eyes.

He came to the road from the village with his three little babies.

This place is out of the scope of the village and can be said to be a town.

Jiang Xiao frowned, feeling a slight discomfort on his skin.

Did the level of ghost stories increase after leaving the village?

But it's not a big problem.

Because Jiang Xiao felt that the suppression here was not to the level of a mental hospital.

A stall selling cold noodles on the roadside made three little girls stop.

Shouting to eat~