I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

The person who knocked on the door was none other than the old chief who had left recently.

Jiang Xiao, the conference has begun. Also, if you have nothing to do, you should go out and walk around more and make some friends.

Jiang Xiao was noncommittal about this.

He felt that there were only a few people in the world with whom he could talk.

Except for Nan Jiang, the director of Qingshan Mental Hospital, he asked for no one.

There are also Dr. Su Ming and Nurse Bai Jie inside.

Well, Bai Jie can only be considered half-able to talk to him.

Apart from that, it seems that there are only family members such as Sun Wei and Shi Shi.

By the way, Niu Jie is considered one, and so is that boy, who suits Jiang Xiao's taste.

Fortunately, Chief Li didn't know what Jiang Xiao was thinking.

Otherwise, the idea of ​​letting Jiang Xiao go out to make friends would not have been raised.

This conference is simple enough.

The meeting location was chosen in a large open space outside, with a temporary platform in the center.

There are several rows of wicker chairs at the front, with some veteran cadres sitting on them.

Most of the people in the back were young and not qualified to sit down.

Sit next to me.

Chief Li warmly greeted Jiang Xiao to take a seat.

No one at the scene raised any questions.

If Jiang Xiao is not worthy of sitting down, then everyone present should stand up.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, an old man who looked like a lion stepped onto the stage.

Just the look in his eyes can make many people turn pale.

Today, the main purpose of the conference is to combat pornography, gambling and drugs!

As soon as these words came out, the ears of many young people below turned red.

I thought I was careful enough, but I still couldn't escape the eyes of these old foxes.

This meeting took an extremely long time

These two things, pornography and gambling, have never been eradicated from ancient times to the present.

But this meeting still focused on criticizing certain people!

Even the faces of their parents and even their grandfathers are dull.

Although he didn’t mention anyone by name, there were so many people present, so who didn’t know anyone?

poison!

Even more incredible, this is one of the biggest hazards in the modern history of the Dragon Kingdom!

It was emphasized at the meeting that if there is a next time, we will serve him directly.

The people at the scene were all spitting and nailing.

Now that the words have been spoken, the execution will definitely be in place in one step.

After finishing speaking, the old leader on the stage invited Jiang Xiao.

Hahaha, okay, today is a happy day, and I don't want to be so serious. Our little friend Jiang Xiao is here today, and I sincerely invite him to come up and say a few words.

Can I go up and say a few words?

Isn't this inappropriate?

Not allowing him to refuse, the people in the audience began to applaud and welcome him.

There are also many young girls who want to have a baby with Jiang Xiao.

But he was soon scolded by his elders!

Even if you say these things behind your back, how unbecoming it is now in public!

Well, since it was hard to refuse such kindness, Jiang Xiao had no choice but to take the microphone handed to him by the old man.

Well, actually I don't have much to say. The old chief just said it very well.

But since everyone is so generous, it seems inappropriate for me not to say a few words. I hope you won't blame me if I say something bad.

After speaking, Jiang Xiao bowed to the leaders in the audience.

Jiang Xiao: \u003c(__)\u003e

Hmm~

Many people below nodded with expressions of satisfaction.

Jiang Xiao said these two sentences very appropriately.

He not only praised the old leader but also lowered his posture.

There is no arrogant attitude at all about taking credit after clearing the level twice.

Any young man at the scene would receive such an honor from Jiang Xiao

To put it bluntly, some bold people even dared to ride on their heads and act wildly.

The old chief has just said it very well, so let me add some details. I have often encountered people who were exposed to the three evils and were imprisoned in Qingshan Mental Hospital.

Everyone nodded again.

Yes, you can use your own personal experience as an example.

The power of persuasion is perfect!

Jiang Xiao said to the leader below.

For example, when it comes to gambling, it's not how fun the poker or the gambling table itself is that makes you addicted, but once you get used to gambling, you feel that millions and hundreds of thousands come quickly, and then you can work hard to earn thousands. Yuan, you can’t do it anymore psychologically, it’s destroying your values.”

The same goes for poison. Assuming that people's happiness can be quantified, after you experience 100% happiness brought by poison, normal happiness will no longer bring any attraction in your eyes, and our normal life requires Oriented by happiness (macroscopically), such as the happiness brought by work results, the happiness brought by love and family relationships, and the meaning of life.”

hiss.

Seeing Jiang Xiao speaking eloquently on the stage, everyone in the audience showed shocked expressions.

Right?

Is this guy's illness cured?

This in-depth explanation is not particularly sophisticated, but it is definitely good.

Especially compared with their rebellious sons, Jiang Xiao's excellence is even more highlighted.

You little bastards, watch and imitate Jiang Xiao!

No comparison at all. How did I give birth to a little bastard like you?

Hey, labor and management shouldn't have gotten you in in the first place!

As long as you have someone half as good as Jiang Xiao, I will accept it if you tell your labor and management to die now!

Just when many people began to say other people's children to their sons.

Jiang Xiao finally explained the last danger.

As for Huang, I won't talk about it. It's really cool.

Did you hear that? Jiang Xiao is right! Huang! Huang? Huang?

The chief's words were stuck.

Jiang Xiao, what did he just say?

‘Huhu~~~’

A gust of breeze blew by, and everyone became messy in the wind.

Let's just say

Is it a little abnormal for you to say this in public?

Lao Li is quite old, and his face, which has not been red for who knows how many years, is finally gone.

It was he who had just strongly requested Jiang Xiao to speak on stage.

It was not easy to get this opportunity for him.

I didn’t expect that Jiang Xiaoti could speak such pig language with his gizzard mouth?

Jiang Xiao, Jiang Xiao! Come down, the two chickens you called have arrived! They have been trained for two and a half years!

The doctor who was taking care of Jiang Xiao greeted him from behind, finally breaking the awkward atmosphere.

etc?

Two chickens are not right, are they still the kind who have been in the industry for two and a half years?

Just now Jiang Xiao said that Huang was really cool, now is he about to start practicing?

Lao Li couldn't stand it anymore and took Jiang Xiao back to the room.

This guy is just a lunatic, neither serious nor serious, and no one can save him.

It was because of my poor brain connection that I thought of letting Jiang Xiao come to the stage to speak!

Jiang Xiao let him drag her into the room.

Chief Li's mouth moved, but in the end he said nothing and left with a sigh.

Jiang Xiao didn't bother to care about him. There was nothing he could do now but the two chickens in front of him.

Good luck, let’s eat chicken tonight!

Between hazy.

Jiang Xiao himself seemed to see Shi Shi waving to him.

Sun Wei, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang on the side also kept smiling at him.

The background seemed very lively and colorful, like a parent-child paradise.

Jiang Xiao wanted to see clearly, but no matter how hard he tried, it seemed like there was a layer of fog between him.

A little girl in a black skirt greeted Jiang Xiao enthusiastically

Dad, dad, come and play the merry-go-round with me. This is the first time Shi Shi has seen such a beautiful place!

Okay, Shi Shi, wait for me, I'll be right back!

Dad, He is not dead, He is here again!!!

[The game with strange rules is coming soon, and the chosen ones are being selected]