I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Not only Wang Hai, but also many people in the live broadcast room were scratching their heads.

[Yes, I also think that adding subtitles to novels may be a blue ocean project. I can invest in it! 】

[Stop it, you are not Wang Duoyu. 】

[The buddy on the first floor who said this, do you have no brains? 】

[It may not be that he has no brain, but that his mind is full of miso. 】

[Actually, it’s not impossible to add subtitles to novels. No, the novel needs to be subtitled, right? ! 】

Oh, let me go!

(▼ plate▼ # )

After reacting, Wang Hai suddenly slapped his head.

Are you just kidding me? The novel needs subtitles? Isn't that horse-riding all about words?

Jiang Xiao nodded, with an expression that mattered.

Yeah, it's all just words. You've been thinking about such a simple question for so long. Your brain capacity is not even as big as that of the ruffian boss. You still say you're not mentally ill?

Can't you ask some normal questions? I know astronomy and geography.

You can play chicken, you look like you are paralyzed in your lower limbs.

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

I’ll fuck @#￥%*\u0026amp;amp;amp;@#%￥!

【Wang Hai is about to go berserk.】

[I wouldn’t be able to bear it if it were me. 】

[Hey, Wang Hai seems to be a good person, but Jiang Xiao is driving him crazy again. 】

歘! ! !

Countless tentacles from Wang Hai's back penetrated Jiang Xiao's body, and one of them directly pierced Jiang Xiao's heart!

Wang Hai did not stop, but controlled the tentacles to stir inside Jiang Xiao's body until Jiang Xiao died completely.

Wang Hai, who killed Jiang Xiao, slowly returned to normal. He slumped back onto the bed and gasped.

Huhu. Crazy... how dare you play tricks on me? This is the price for playing tricks on me!

Brother Squidward, was someone playing tricks on you just now? A figure came from beside him.

Yeah, a psychiatrist in a white coat, he's just...

Ga?

Who is talking to me?

Wang Hai turned around and looked: (｀Д)!!

Shall I wipe it?

His internal organs were mauled and he didn’t even die? !

Not only was he not dead, Jiang Xiao also dipped his fingers into the jellyfish sauce that flowed from the big hole in his chest and tasted it in his mouth.

Hmm~ The freshest jellyfish sauce is so delicious. I think I need a piece of seaweed bread now. Do you want some, Squidward?

While Jiang Xiao was talking, he put the 'jellyfish sauce' towards Wang Hai's mouth.

Hey~

(Yi) Wang Hai avoided Jiang Xiao's fingers covered in jellyfish sauce in disgust.

Psycho, this guy is definitely a psycho!

Seeing that Brother Squidward didn't like eating jellyfish sauce, Jiang Xiao casually took out a piece of coral grass from his stomach and handed it to him.

Brother Squidward, look, it's a soft one~

Wang Hai was so stimulated by Jiang Xiao that he went berserk again!

More tentacles appeared behind him, grabbing Jiang Xiao's arm and tearing it in two, and his internal organs dripped all over the floor like water.

Looking at Jiang Xiao who was divided into two halves, Wang Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s better now, the world is clean~

etc.

Wang Hai's expression froze.

There seems to be something wrong with the situation in front of you

Why did Jiang Xiao, who was torn apart by him, slowly start to squirm again?

Under Wang Hai's expression as if he had eaten shit, two complete Jiang Xiaos reappeared!

Wang Hai shook his head, as if he couldn't believe the scene in front of him.

Not buddies. Which one of us is the weird one?

Jiang Xiao picked up two pieces of bread on the ground, dipped them in the tomato sauce on the ground and put them together.

Here, Squidward, do you want to try the Krabby Patty made by Mr. Pa himself?

Another Jiang Xiao lowered his head and played with his own fresh coral grass on the ground.

Brother Squidward, I also have the freshest wild coral grass here. I think your mouth will definitely want to eat it.

Wang Hai: Nani? Wang Defa? nonono! I don't want to eat these things!

Unfortunately his refusal was ineffective.

‘Paji~’

Jiang Xiao stuffed a fresh coral grass head directly into Wang Hai's mouth.

My mother!

The smell of coral grass is not only felt in the top of the head, it goes straight to the depths of the brain stem!

Σ_(　∠) “Ugh!”

After all, Wang Hai couldn't resist the psychological discomfort and was directly fucked by the watery coral grass.

Pervert, this Dr. Patrick Star must be a pervert!

Seeing the food that Jiang Xiao was playing with became more and more outrageous, Wang Hai finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He shrank towards the corner of the bed with a look of horror on his face, waving his arms frantically to resist Jiang Xiao's feeding.

(;≧Д≦)y!!! No, don't come over to me, I'm warning you, your life will be in danger if you come over again, me! I'm so fierce when I'm angry!!

threaten me?

Jiang Xiao tilted her head and began to squeeze the juice from the coral grass towards Wang Hai's mouth.

No, no, no! Doctor Patrick Star, no, brother, you are my brother! You are my father!! I, you, I was wrong!

After a period of silence, someone finally spoke.

【unbelievable.】

【So heavy-handed】

[Hey, it’s so weird, why did Jiang Xiao end up like this, and take the initiative to admit his mistake? 】

[Wang Hai's performance is at least better than that of Wang Xiaoai just now, who has completely collapsed. 】

[I feel that Wang Hai’s mental state should be more stable than Wang Xiaoai’s. 】

[Looking weird doesn’t mean it’s emotionless, at least I know how disgusting it is]

Suddenly, Wang Hai saw the hour hand pointing to eleven thirty.

Dr. Patrick, yes, yes! Doctor Patrick, it's time for dinner, why don't you go and have dinner?

Oh, eat, I like to eat!

The two Jiang Xiaos put down their things and walked out of Wang Hai's ward together. After a few minutes, one of them slowly disappeared.

Eat, eat, eat.

When Jiang Xiao passed Xiaba, he punched the security guard.

Hi! Xiabao, do you know where to eat?

security guard:? ? ?

There seems to be something wrong with this new doctor. Why is he getting more and more nervous?

He said before that he was just like his old friend Xiabao, but this time he just called him Xiabao?

The security guard looked Jiang Xiao up and down carefully. Yes, that's right, the white coat was on him, he was a doctor.

Eating? By coincidence, Dr. Jiang Xiao, I happen to be going to have a meal as well. Why don't we go together?

Oh, of course! What a great idea! I love eating with you, and it would be even better if Spongebob is here!

The security guard looked at Jiang Xiao with a strange expression, but didn't say much and just led him to the cafeteria.

[I'll go, this security guard is fine, don't take Jiang Xiao's word. 】

[Perhaps he has realized that Jiang Xiao's mental state is not right, but there is nothing he can do due to the 'rules'. 】

[I feel that this security guard is a dangerous person. 】

[Yes, many chosen ones have died at the hands of security guards. They were all instant kills with extremely cruel methods. They were eliminated as soon as the screen went dark. So far, no one knows how the security guards took action. 】

[Well, the rules say that this security guard is not smart. It is very likely that he just doesn't answer the question. 】

[Rule 8: The security guard in the mental hospital has a low IQ, but he is very fierce. If he has any request, you'd better do it! 】

The security guard's requirements for the chosen ones seem to be triggered randomly, some are very simple, and some are simply impossible to complete.

There are also many people who have not received security requirements at all, such as Jiang Xiao and Dr. Wobuju.

Now it’s meal time and everyone has to go!

All the chosen ones put down their work and came to the cafeteria.

The rice cook's face seemed to be covered with a layer of dead skin, and there was no movement on her face.

It wasn't until she saw Dr. Jiang Xiao arriving that the aunt's face showed a hint of sadness.

Here, this one is for the security guard, this one is for the doctor, and these three, please take the doctor with him and give them to the three mental patients.

Her voice felt like two pieces of dry wood rubbing together. It was really unpleasant.

Wobu Ju looked at the food in front of him and couldn't help but feel his stomach churn.

If I read it correctly, what I ate seemed to be a piece of fatty pork cooked in plain water, without even any seasoning.

The security guard with Wobuju showed no change in expression. The food he was given was a large bowl of fried worms.

The food Jiang Xiao was given was a bowl of boiled offal, which seemed quite fresh and made people feel like they were squirming when placed in the bowl.

The security guard who was with Jiang Xiao was given the skull of an unknown animal.

The scene in front of them deeply stimulated the audience watching the live broadcast.

Especially 11:30, which is the time when many families have dinner.

[No, even after experiencing so many strange stories, I am still disgusted. 】

【Hold! I'm eating spicy rabbit head, this scene just fucked me! 】

[Jiang Xiao boiled the offal in this basin, but a normal person wouldn’t be able to eat it. He probably hasn’t even washed it yet.]

[Isn’t this a coincidence? He happens to be not a normal person! hey-hey. 】

Seeing the food in front of Jiang Xiao, the security guard grinned.

Dr. Jiang Xiao, please enjoy the delicious food. If you don't eat, the cafeteria aunt is obliged to take some special measures for you~

Hum!

Without any hesitation, Jiang Xiao directly inserted his head into the basin, and the bang bang was a show-off!

Security guard: I lost it!!!∑(Дノ)ノ