I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Chapter 91 Art~It’s Patrick Star!

Peanut sundae? !

[Dude, what is a peanut sundae? 】

[That’s when Spongebob wanted to eat an ice cream sundae one morning. Forget it. It’s too complicated to say. All you need to know is that this is one of SpongeBob’s top delicacies. 】

Top notch food?

Everyone looked at the big porcelain basin on the screen.

Thick tomato sauce base.

It was filled with onion slices scattered all over the place.

At the end, there is a thick layer of old butter, which perfectly blends the three things together.

[Will you die immediately if you eat this thing? 】

[Before, I thought Umegawa Neku’s original sashimi was strong enough. 】

[It seems that our horizons are too small.]

Eating at 7:30, it’s just before 6 o’clock.

It only took Jiang Xiao just five minutes to prepare dinner for so many patients in the lunatic asylum.

This shows that Patrick is indeed a talented chef. Maybe I can go to the Krusty Krab for an interview, so that I can be with Spongebob every day.

Although Mr. Pai's voice was plain, it was full of confidence.

But the audience in the live broadcast room saw the big basin of oil sloshing around.

Not to mention the Krusty Krab, the King of the Sea probably despises him.

Hey little girl, would you like to play bubble blowing with me?

Jiang Xiao walked out of the restaurant and found that the little girl on the stairs had not left yet, still clinging to the railing.

The little girl shook her head and said she couldn't leave without her mother.

But you keep standing there looking like a telephone pole. It's really stupid.

You are stupid!

The little girl stood up angrily.

As if out of anger, she wrinkled her little nose and made a face at Jiang Xiao.

My mother told me that you are not a normal person and are a big fool!

I'm not a fool. My bubbles are very beautiful. I can blow them up for you whatever you want!

The little girl's steps to go back to her room stopped and she leaned back on the guardrail of the stairs again.

His tone was one part teasing and one part disbelieving.

Then you can show it to me?

Blow it! Just watch it! Just do it!

Jiang Xiao strode back to the kitchen, found an empty bottle, filled it with water, and mixed it with dish soap and a little sugar.

There was no bubble wand, so he found a drinking straw instead.

OK, done!

Jiang Xiao ran out within two minutes of seeing Jiang Xiao who had just entered the kitchen.

The girl's expression was even more disdainful.

Now she doesn't even believe that this administrator can blow any good bubbles.

What do you want to see! Patrick can do it!

I want to see big bubbles!

How big?

The super big one!

Jiang Xiao quickly picked up the straw and poured it into the bottle a few times.

Then he puffed out his cheeks and started blowing seriously.

Huh?

It didn't break in seconds?

Did he really get excited?

hiss.

etc?

Everyone's heart was stunned.

Is this a bubble?

Is there something wrong with this look?

Wow! ! !

Everyone: (｀Д)!!!

The little girl also dropped a handful of gummy candies in her little hand, her face full of shock!

Little girl: ()Oh!!!

What the hell? ! ! !

How did this guy blow up Aristotle's shape with bubbles?

Or 3D effect presentation!

'Snapped'

Bubbles burst.

Jiang Xiao frowned, seeming very dissatisfied.

I poured the bubble water a few more times with a straw.

He puffed up his cheeks again.

Only then did he blow out a bubble man in the shape of SpongeBob SquarePants.

'Snapped'

Broken again.

Jiang Xiao, who did not believe in evil, tried for the third time.

This time he created a costume of Prince Patrick riding a horse.

【My mother】

【Anyone? Give me a slap and wake me up hard! 】

[Sorry, I apologize for my previous remarks about Jiang Shen being insane. 】

[Is he really a genius? 】

[One hammer creates a piece of art, one stroke creates an abstract painting, what do you think? 】

[You can call him stupid, or you can call him a pink devil, but you]

[But you can’t deny Patrick’s overwhelming artistic talent~]

[As we all know, art~ can also be called Paidaxing. 】

[This can no longer be described as God giving him food. There is no doubt that God chewed up the rice and fed it to him mouth to mouth! 】

The barrage reacted.

The little girl is still in a state of confusion.

Madam, madam, was so shocked!

Bubbles can still be blown like this?

I lost it!

This operation really involved stabbing her ass with a knife.

The administrator uncle seems to be bragging too!

A ‘pop’ sound~

The last angel bubble person blew also broke.

Patrick put the bubble water on the table with a disappointed look on his face.

Maybe you're right. I'm useless. I can't blow the big bubbles you mentioned. You only know that they are big, round bubbles.

Everyone:.

Are you a waste?

So what are we?

The little girl was stunned.

She had just turned four when she experienced what it was like to be Versailles.

I saw the little girl running over quickly.

The word worship was written on her face.

Xiao Ran: () I want to learn! I want to learn!! Uncle administrator, can you teach me~

[Three little ones of the same style? 】

[I have to say that Jiang Xiao does have a way of dealing with little girls. 】

[Am I the only one who noticed the little girl’s white silk stockings? 】

[What nonsense? That's ice cream! ! 】

【ice cream? I don’t feel sleepy anymore when I talk about this~]

[Everyone, please wait a moment. Yes, it’s me, Uzumaki Naruto’s younger brother. Where is the ice cream in Uzumaki’s mouth? 】

[Don’t throw it away in a hurry after eating. Lend me your socks. 】

【What a beast】

There was a joke on the barrage.

Jiang Xiao was not happy at all.

Oh no, as you can see, I can't blow those big bubbles. I don't have that thing called art bacteria, so I probably can't teach you anything.

Oh, sure enough.

It would be impossible to have Patrick without SpongeBob SquarePants

Mian, did you hear that? Pai is thinking of you~

The little girl beside her was so anxious that she was almost in tears. She held on to Jiang Xiao's sleeve and refused to let go.

You can teach me how to play! Just teach me how to play, please.

Two and a half cents each!

ah?

The little girl was stunned.

Jiang Xiao glanced at her and repeated.

Teach you how to blow bubbles, two and a half cents each. This is the rule set by SpongeBob. Although I am stupid, I remember SpongeBob very clearly!

Twenty-five cents.

The little girl rubbed her shabby little skirt.

It should be a good deal to learn such powerful bubbles for only 25 cents.

But she has no money.

Don't you have any money?

The little girl nodded, then shook her head quickly.

I, I'll go to mom's and ask for some.

After saying that, the little girl ran to the room.

But halfway through she stopped again.

He grabbed the gummy that had just fallen to the ground before he could pick it up and ran back.

I'll give you all these candies. Can you teach me how to blow one? Just one.

The little girl was cautious, fearing rejection.

Jiang Xiao rubbed his chin and thought for a while, and finally reluctantly agreed.

Well, it's not easy to meet a kind person like me.

The little girl hurriedly picked up the straw, dipped it and put it in her mouth.

A ‘pop’ sound~

It broke before it was blown up.

I, I, I.

The little girl behaved so poorly, holding the straw at a loss.

She has no more candy.

An opportunity bought with three candies was wasted.

Hey man, you have to listen to me and take your time. Blowing bubbles is just like life. The faster you rush, the more unsuccessful you will be. Blow another one and let me see.

But, but I don't have any twenty-five cents, and I don't have any candies.

No more candy? I can lend it to you!

Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.

The little girl was stunned and handed the candy to Jiang Xiao again.

Then I'll buy it again.

This time she was careful and finally blew up the bubbles.

But it broke again before it reached the ideal size.

I am not

It's okay, I can lend it to you again and you can do it again.

Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.

Xiao Ran: ()() Well, uncle, you are quite a nice person!

The little girl gave the candy to Jiang Xiao again.

Wait, don't brag yet.

Jiang Xiao stopped Xiao Ran who was about to blow bubbles.

Look, this is a trick that SpongeBob taught me. I didn't know it at first. Remember, besides Squidward, you are the fourth person to learn it now! But this trick costs twenty-five cents.

Twenty-five cents?

Can I lend you another twenty-five cents? I mean, I can borrow candies as twenty-five cents.

Oh, of course, that's what Spongebob did to me back then.

Once again, the two sealed the deal.

Okay guys! The key to the problem is, first of all, we pick up the straw and turn it like this~!!!

Shake your head three times, 1, 2, 3.

Then dive left and right! Uh~~~

Look! Stand on your right foot and remember this!!!

Now turn around~turn~~~

Three circles to the left~Three circles to the right~

And then like this! Like this! Like this? Like this! Like this like this like this!

Huh~

A magnificent palace bubble was blown out by Jiang Xiao.

Wow~~~

There are stars in Xiaoran's eyes!

Thanks to the big age gap between the two, Jiang Xiao would have become the little girl's Prince Charming.

Xiao Ran!

At this moment, a woman appeared at the door of a room and looked at the two people in the hall on the first floor angrily.

Xiao Ran, didn't I tell you just now, this kind of person is a waste! Why are you playing with him!

Mom, he is not a waste, he is a genius.

Obasan over there, who do you think is a waste? Where is it? Why didn't I see it? What I want to say is, whether you want to believe it or not, in the beautiful Bikini Beach, there is a person hidden under every cave. Miracle.