I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

[The Chosen One of Kimchi Country: Park Daogui, failed in the challenge (Madhouse Villa). 】

[The strangeness will come in 120 seconds, descending on the city - Dada, wreaking havoc for 48 hours. 】

Yao Han slowly came over and took out the blood-stained blade.

()() Well, it's very good. The last struggle before death was done with both hands and feet. Tsk, it just saves me the step of loosening the flesh. Yeah! Perfect!

Then she actually took a machete and started cutting the flesh right on the spot.

True: fresh meat sashimi!

The barrage in the Kimchi Nation started with condolences.

Then he started to curse angrily.

【Axi! The lustful guy deserves to die! Smecta! ip: kimchi]

[It’s all his own fault! It's a pity that our Dadian will be harmed by his stupid behavior! ip: kimchi]

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu our senior management is like shit. Does Kimchi have any other choice now besides seeking asylum from the Dragon Kingdom? ip: kimchi]

Except for these angry people.

There are also some people who understand Park Daogui.

After all, when a woman of that level is so seductive, it is understandable for a man to fall for her accidentally.

Of course, I understand in my heart, but I keep spraying at him with my mouth!

In addition to the above two, there are also some weird barrages mixed in.

[Hiss, that’s such a shame. I’d better take off my socks and do it again! 】

[That’s right, Mad, all that’s left is the last shiver, and now she’s in a state of limbo, a miserable yuppie! 】

[Excellent jade feet, tsk, I wonder how they compare with Bai Liu’s? 】

[It can only be said that each has its own merits, and it is difficult to tell the winner. 】

[How about compared with Sun Wei? 】

[That’s hard to comment on. Sun Wei is dressed too conservatively. Also, if Jiang Shen hears this, you’ll be doomed. 】

[I have a screenshot of Yao Han, who wants it? 】

【.】

[Personally, I am strongly opposed to this kind of thing. It will only hurt you if you don’t do anything, but I happen to have a friend. 】

[Coincidentally, I also have a friend. 】

[I, Mr. Huang, swear that I will never fight against gambling and drugs! 】

These statements without IP addresses are just rubbing salt into the wounds of pickles!

We killed people and destroyed the city.

You guys speak in pornographic accents and act dirty in our live broadcast room.

Is this reasonable?

【Assi! Who are these people! ip: kimchi]

[Proficient in hiding IP? There is only that Smecta of the Dragon Kingdom who is good at circumventing the wall and engaging in the Internet! ip: kimchi]

[Sorry, I belong to Sakura and have nothing to do with the heroic Dragon Kingdom. 】

[I belong to Asan and have nothing to do with the handsome and invincible Long Guo]

[I come from your father’s lighthouse! It has nothing to do with your ancestor Long Guo! 】

【Assi! Let’s go see how the mentally ill Smecta in Long Kingdom died! ip: kimchi]

At this time, Yao Han also told Jiang Xiao outside the door that he wanted to eat noodles.

but

Jiang Xiao replied to the room with his silly and wise voice.

I guess you don't understand, I don't have a noodle lady, I just have a peanut sundae!

The room was quiet for a moment.

Some people can fully demonstrate their impressive IQ with just a look or a voice.

Obviously, Jiang Xiao is this kind of person.

Yao Han in the room was also silenced by this silly voice, and he pondered for a while before speaking again.

Okay, come in then.

‘Crunch~’

Hello, my name is Yao Han. Put the rice there first. I'll finish putting on my makeup before eating~

Don’t want to eat again?

(ˇˇ)

Jiang Xiao and Pai Daxing were both a little unhappy.

Just now, the old man was dragging his food back and forth, not wanting to eat it. Why is this bitch still whining?

Hey, let me tell you, are you going to eat it or not? If not, I'll give it to others to eat first. Don't dislike their mouthiness later.

The wise tone attracted the attention of Yao Han who was putting on makeup.

Hey~

Why does this new administrator look like a retard?

Okay, you can give it to me later. Thank you for leaving me some food.

Huh, what's so polite about this? Anyway, if you pour it out and feed it to the dog, it's just like feeding it to you. It's considered garbage recycling for you.

Yao Han stopped putting on makeup.

Then he looked at Jiang Xiao with disbelief.

hiss.

What kind of person has she not seen in all these years of traveling around?

But this is the first time I have been so brave.

The main theme is a person who is not afraid of death?

Little guy, are you a fool? If you are, I am in a good mood today, and maybe I can spare your life.

Idiot? Hey brother, I don't know. I think you can see that I have no other choice. That's it.

ah?

This person seems to be really abnormal!

It was rare to meet a fool, and Yao Han had the rare idea of ​​teasing him.

Haha, you're stupid! You're stupid! I can tell by the look in your eyes that your brain is completely undeveloped.

Who is it? Why didn't I see a single bit of it? Where is he?

No, the fool is wearing off-white long sleeves and sweatpants, and he is looking for fools everywhere~

Huh? Where? I haven't been able to see him!

Jiang Xiao was stunned for a moment, then took a quick look at his clothes, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately, I'm wearing sweatpants and off-white long sleeves. This stupid thing should have nothing to do with me.

Then Jiang Xiao was startled again and looked at Yao Han suspiciously.

The fool you are talking about is not you, right? There is a saying that means a thief catches a fool. You should understand that I am not very smart, so this may be a bit wrong.

Yao Han: (_)

He's not an ordinary fool, he's completely stupid.

Stop looking, I'm talking about you, you, the new administrator, you are the fool, you are hopelessly stupid!

Oh God, I'm stupid!

Jiang Xiao was startled, and then became furious.

No, I'm not a fool, I'm the very famous Professor Patrick Star of Beechburg!

But you, this unique little thing, are quite ugly, haha, you just look stupid, old, ugly and stupid! You are a fool!

Tsk!

I'm ugly? ! !

I was a fool? ! !

Mud wanted to tease the fool, but he never thought that he would be humiliated instead.

Yao Han glared at Jiang Xiao unhappily, and a scimitar appeared in her hand at some point.

She wanted to make fun of this fool, but she didn't want to be insulted by him!

[I see that Jiang Xiao from your Dragon Kingdom already has a way to die, Smecta. ip: kimchi]

[Hey, this Yao Han likes to eat raw. Your chosen one is in big trouble! ip: kimchi]

Ah this

Pickle people seem to always like to mock others like this.

I don’t know where they get their confidence?

Although I don’t know how ruthless this Yao Han’s methods are.

But if you want to take down Jiang Xiao with just a machete, is he still awake?

Administrator, do you think I still look like a fool now?

Yao Han's face kept peeling off, revealing the blood-red muscles in his heart.

This scene is truly disgusting!

But is Jiang Xiao just an ordinary cannon?

It is definitely impossible to disgust Jiang Xiao, after all, he is a ruthless person who fucks peanut oil sundae violently.

that's the truth.

Not only was Jiang Xiao not afraid, she also showed off her skills on the spot.

Are you talking about playing a fool? I am good at this. Today I will show you what a fool is! Goose Box~Goose Box~~

Under Yao Han's confused expression.

Jiang Xiao's eyelids drooped.

The intelligent eyes directly overflowed the screen.

The saliva continued to flow from the corners of his mouth as if a floodgate had been opened.

Jiang Xiao: (*﹃｀*)Goose Box~

How about it, do I look stupid like this?

Yao Han:.

Please, can you please stop making such expressions.

Looks really perverted, okay?

Yao Han shook his head, trying to clear his mind.

No, no!

You are the pervert, right?

Thinking of this, Yao Han became murderous again!

But when he saw Jiang Xiao's wise eyes, he even nuzzled towards him without fear of death.

Yao Han couldn't help but take two steps back.

Wow!

This fool's drool was all over her clothes. It was so damn embarrassing, wasn't it? !

Hey~

Subconsciously, Yao Han put away the scimitar.

At the same time, he also lost his desire to kill Jiang Xiao.

This guy is really a fool!

Eat it?

No, no, Yao Han really can't eat any more.

Are you afraid that after eating such a fool, you will lower your IQ?

Forget it, go away, I don't want to see you anymore.

Yao Han gave in?

The pickles squatting in the Longguo live broadcast room were no longer calm.

What the hell?

You can pass the test just by pretending to be stupid. Doesn't this just mean you have some skills?

【Assi! I can also do Smecta! ip: kimchi]

[Axi, is this what people in the Dragon Kingdom often say: fools are blessed? ip: kimchi]

[Our Pu Daogui is a hundred times smarter than Jiang Xiao. This is unscientific! ip: kimchi]

Do you want to talk science to mental illness or do you want to talk science to rule monsters?

Yao Han issued an order to expel guests, but unexpectedly Jiang Xiao got a stick in his neck.

No, I don't want to leave!

Everyone:? ? ?

[No, is this person sick? Even if Wei Wei asks him to leave, he won't leave? ! ! 】

[Isn’t he just sick?]

[Is there anyone else trying to study Jiang Xiao’s brain circuit? No way, right? 】

Yao Han has been confused so many times today.

Now that we have spoken, am I really not a deterrent to you at all?

Why?

Yao Han asked the question that everyone wanted to ask.

Because you have to tell me a nice story, you promised me.

Fuck! You just walked in the door for three to five minutes. When did Warnima promise to tell you a story?!

Really, I swear, you can take a good look back.

Yao Han: ()

what?

real or fake?

Why don't I remember what I promised you?

[It can be seen that this beautiful fox is very confused now]

[Yes, she is recalling what she promised Jiang Xiao. 】

[Yao Han: Who knows, my family, I put on makeup today, and a man with a lower head came wearing makeup]

Just tell me quickly, I have to rush to deliver the food!

Jiang Xiao lay down on Yao Han's red bed and adjusted to a comfortable position.

The main thing is a familiar one~

Grass!

Yao Han really couldn't bear it anymore!

Yao Han, who was a man of few words, directly picked up his scimitar and slashed Jiang Xiao's waist with a beautiful move of Huashan!

I feel the scimitar cutting into the skin and cutting through the flesh. It cuts off the tendons and bones and finally comes out through the body.

A relaxed smile finally appeared on Yao Han's face.

Finally got it~

I don’t intend to eat you, but that doesn’t mean you can bite me on your face!

You still want me to tell you a story? Haha, you're so stupid! You're such a fool! You still want to hear stories? In the next life.

Think about it, I still want to hear the story. When can you start?

Jiang Xiao looked at Yao Han who was talking to himself in confusion.

With his current IQ, it is indeed a bit difficult to understand the meaning of Yao Han's words.

? ? ?

Is your swordsmanship so poor?

Yao Han turned his head stiffly and looked at Jiang Xiao on the bed.

Then her smile instantly turned to stone.

Isn't it?

I lost it. Did I make a mistake? ! !

There is nothing wrong with my sword skills at all.

Jiang Xiao was indeed broken into two pieces.

only

It's just that this guy doesn't seem to feel anything at all.

And he was grinning stupidly at himself!

etc.

Before Yao Han could react from the shock.

There were two Jiang Xiaos on the bed.

There was even an extra pair of internal organs dripping softly on the bed.

Can we tell the story now?

If you don't know how, just pretend I didn't say it. You don't have the skills.

Oh my god, that's not a good thing to say. What will my mom say if she finds out? My sister finds out.

Oh wait, you don't have a sister.

If the bank, I mean if your shoes are ugly or your hair is ugly, I still want to hear the story.

'Snapped! ’

Yao Han raised his hand and gave himself a big pussy.

Hiss, it hurts

I'm sure it's not a dream.

The scene before her made her CPU start to smoke.

Isn't this right? How could there be such a script?

The two Jiang Xiaos on the bed were still asking and answering each other.

I mean, if you call Spongebob over, he'll definitely be willing to tell me a story.

He was my best friend and we were the best neighbors.

No, no, no, you're wrong! You forgot that there's a Squidward across from Spongebob's house!

Squidward? Who is that, I think?

I think this starts with Song Jiang being forced to go to Mount Emei.

Oh! I know Brother Squidward. As the protagonist in Journey to the West, Song Jiang gave pears at the age of seven, smashed vats at the age of nine, disguised himself as a man and joined the army for his father at the age of twelve, killed Lu Bu with tears at the age of thirty, and outsmarted Huaguo Mountain. The one!

Yes, Li Mochou is somewhat pretty, but Song Jiang will definitely not be able to swallow his breath of seducing Immortal Taibai.

So, Lin Daiyu has to bear the main responsibility for this matter!

Mr. Krabs takes secondary responsibility!

My mother.

The two of them sang together with their brains glued to each other and completely conquered Yao Han.

Stop, stop, stop! Story, story, okay, I'll tell it! Why don't I tell it?

No matter what happens now, Yao Han just wants to send these two idiots away! !

Legend has it that in ancient times, there were not ten suns in the sky like now.

Jiang Xiao interrupted Yao Han.

Wait a minute! Where is ancient times? Why does the legend stay in ancient times!

Because of the legend. Because

hiss.

Yao Han frowned, why should the legend be in ancient times?

Etc., etc!

I was a little mentally disturbed by this idiot.

No, no, there is a legend in ancient times.

Where is the ancient time and why does it have a legend?

Another Jiang Xiao issued a soul torture.

Shut up! Don't worry, just listen!

After a lot of hard work, Yao Han finally finished telling the story of Hou Yi shooting the sun and Chang'e flying to the moon.

And the excess Jiang Xiao has long since dissipated.

Okay, now that I'm done, I'm begging you to go to the next Huo Huo store quickly.

Strange, since Hou Yi could shoot down the sun, why not shoot down the moon? Then he could be with Chang'e every day?

Yao Han:.

Brother, can you stop doing this? Please, stop asking. I can do whatever you ask me to do. I'm asking these cerebral palsy questions so hard! I can't answer them. I really can't answer them!

Seriously, no joke, please let me go.

Yao Han:·(spoken)·

Although there are three chapters, there are a lot of words. There should be about ten thousand and ten words.