I watched Er Chuang’s short video, and everything went numb!

[Various tribes appeared in the divided ancient Bangzi country, which fell into a long civil war, and at the same time a powerful country appeared, and it is also the largest wild father in the current Bangzi country: Goguryeo. 】

[Why do you say it's a wild daddy?]

[Because whether it is the Goryeo Lee Dynasty or the current Bangzi Kingdom, there is no half-dime inheritance relationship with Goguryeo. 】

[It's the stick people who rush to be the sons of others. 】

[Forcibly "recognized his father" and didn't say it, and bragged to other Goguryeo in order to put gold on his face. 】

[At that time, China was in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and Taizong Li Shimin was in power, if you really want to use any adjectives to describe the Tang Dynasty at that time, there were only two words: invincible. 】

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The plane of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin twisted his beard and smiled.

This kind of praise for the people of posterity, he is very useful in his heart.

Behind Li Shimin.

Eldest Sun Wuji, Li Jing and other Tang Dynasty civil and military ministers also had smiles on their faces.

The emergence of this prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty also has their participation.

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[But, the people of the stick country don't think so. 】

[In the 18th century, a novel appeared in the country of Gu Bangzi: "Sanyuan Collection"]

[It is told in the novel: Li Shimin led his army to conquer Goguryeo, and was shot in one eye by the city lord Yang Wanchun under the city of Anshi. 】

[The author also inscribed a poem in the novel: Qianqiu is bold Yang Wanchun, and the arrow shoots the beard and the eyes. 】

[Because the ancient stick country still has a sense of awe for China at this time, he didn't dare to call Taizong by his name, and only dared to refer to Li Shimin with a beard. 】

[As time goes by, the people of the stick country are getting more and more bold. 】

[This kind of plot in which Li Shimin is shot blind in one eye does not only appear in the novel story, but in the history books of the stick country. 】

[1855's "Mengjingtang Daily History" and 1911's "Hengtan Ancient Chronicle Taibai Yi History" all have records of this plot. 】

[Although our side does not recognize the professionalism of these two history books at all, on the side of the stick country, they regard them as serious history books. 】

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The plane of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

The faces of Li Shimin and the Tang Dynasty civil and military ministers turned from joy to anger.

Although they already knew about what the stick country did in the previous video.

But at that time, it was just said that there was such a plot in the TV series filmed in Bangzi Country.

They never expected that the country of sticks would dare to make up such nonsense in the history books, which is even worse.

"Your Majesty, this Goguryeo must be destroyed!"

The eldest grandson Wuji said to Li Shimin in a deep voice.

Li Shimin nodded.

In fact, there is no need for Changsun Wuji to say that as early as the last time he saw that video, he had already made up his mind to destroy Goguryeo.

Regardless of whether this Goguryeo is the wild father of the stick country in later generations, or the father of the country, it is a country in the same place anyway, and it will not be wronged if it is destroyed.

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[The real history of the Tang Dynasty's destruction of Goguryeo can better reflect the entertainment of the behavior of the "wild father" in the historical circles of the Bangzi Kingdom. 】

[There were about three periods of Tang Dynasty's destruction of Goguryeo. 】

[In the first period, Li Shimin led the army to conquer in person, and the Goguryeo army dared to go out of the city at the beginning of the war, but they were all crushed by the Tang army, and finally they could not live or die in the city. 】

[After the autumn, because he was afraid of the severe cold of winter, Li Shimin led the army to return to the court. 】

[In this battle, the Tang army killed hundreds of thousands of enemies, and after this battle, the Tang army also occupied a large area of territory in Liaodong. 】

[For the vast majority of emperors, they will think that this time leading the army to conquer in person is a great victory, but he is Li Shimin, and he has extremely high requirements for himself, and if he can't destroy the country, that is a failure. 】

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The plane of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin sighed lightly in his heart.

This later generation knew him well.

That's right.

In his heart, this pro-Goguryeo war was his shame.

He has fought all his life, except for when he fought Xue Ju, because he was seriously ill and could not command the army once, he had never lost a battle.

Moreover, almost every time, it is a big victory, and the opponent is directly destroyed.

However, the imperial commander personally conquered and attacked a single Goguryeo, but failed to destroy the country, which was a failure for him.

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[The second stage was when Li Shimin sent troops to harass and plunder the territory of Goguryeo, so that the people of Goguryeo could not farm, the fields were barren, and a large number of people fled. 】

[The third stage is the last dance of the imperial double Li Tao during the reign of Tang Gaozong Li Zhi. 】

[In 668 AD, Li Tao led his troops to defeat Goguryeo, completely destroying the Buyeo regime that had dominated Northeast Asia for nearly 700 years. 】

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The plane of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then patted Li Zhi's shoulder, and praised with a smile:

"Pheasant, good job.!"

"Father Xie praised. However, in this life, it will definitely not be the turn of the sons, and the sons believe that it will not be long before the father and emperor will be able to destroy Goguryeo. "

Li Zhi replied respectfully.

In fact, he was also quite shocked at this time, he didn't expect that it would be his reign to destroy Goguryeo in the end.

However, shock to shock, Li Zhi's face did not show the slightest abnormality, and he made the answer that he felt was most appropriate.

Hearing Li Zhi's answer, Li Shimin smiled and said to Li Tao again:

"Mao Gong is really a peerless general. "

He didn't have the slightest doubt about Li Tao's ability.

This was originally the core minister he planned to leave to Li Zhi in the future.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the compliment!"

Li Tao replied respectfully.

The rest of the Tang generals looked at Li Tao with envy in their eyes.

It is also the work of destroying the country, but the meaning of destroying the country of Goguryeo is different.

After envy, the eyes of these famous Tang generals showed a sense of war.

In this life, they also have the opportunity to fight for the opportunity to lead the army to destroy Goguryeo.

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[Seeing this, you may wonder that this war of annihilation has nothing to do with the country of sticks. 】

It doesn't matter. 】

[Silla, the real father of the Bangzi Kingdom, gave the Tang army a hand in this war, and made several attacks behind Goguryeo's back. 】

[After the destruction of Goguryeo, Tang Gaozong ordered the original national capital to be moved to the western Liaoning region and established a governor's office on the peninsula. 】

[Later, Silla rebelled, and because of the rise of the powerful enemy Tubo in the northwest, the Tang Dynasty had no choice but to cancel the strategy of retreating in the northeast, and finally ceded the land of the peninsula to the Sillas. 】

[Later, the Silla regime split, and the leader recognized an ancestor in order to rub off on the popularity of Goguryeo and called himself Goryeo. 】

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The plane of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

A cold light flashed in Li Shimin's eyes:

"The true ancestors of the country of sticks are the Silla people?"

"Silla finally rebelled against the Tang Dynasty?"

"That's just right, this time it can be solved together with Goguryeo!"

Li Shimin's murderous intent churned in his heart.

If Silla is really loyal to follow the Tang Dynasty, it is not good for him to attack Silla.

But since Silla is also full of backbones, he can't be blamed.

That is to say, the high-altitude giant screen automatically blocks all non-Chinese people, otherwise if the Silla people see these contents at this time, they will definitely tremble with fright, and scold the unscrupulous descendants of later generations for causing trouble for their ancestors.

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[After shooting Li Shimin blind, the stick nation was silent for a long time. 】

[Until the Goryeo period, a feng shui gentleman went to Jeollanam-do Province to check the "world's first treasure land", and heard from the locals that three years ago, a child surnamed Zhu went to Anhui in the Central Plains with his parents. 】

[Because the child's father dreamed of nerves and said: If the Zhu family wants to make a career, they have to go to Anhui in the Central Plains. 】

Barrage flying:

"Wait, I seem to know the rest of the story. "

"I probably know what the people of the Stick Country are going to do......

“......"

The plane of the Great Ming Taizu.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Biao glanced at each other.

They had a bad feeling in their hearts.

According to the shameless style of the stick country above, I am afraid that I can do anything.

And the video content that followed quickly confirmed what they were thinking.

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[The child surnamed Zhu is also "famous" in Chinese history, called Zhu Yuanzhang. 】

[Regarding the fact that Zhu Yuanzhang is a member of the Stick Country, it used to be very topical in the Stick Country. 】

[MBC, the second strongest TV station in the stick country, has a program called "Mysterious tvsurprise", which mainly introduces some important secrets that are not known. 】

[This program has broadcast relevant content, thinking that Zhu Yuanzhang is a Korean. 】

[The day after the program was broadcast, the website of JoongAng Daily, one of the largest newspapers in Bangzi Country, reprinted an article entitled "Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang is a native of Korea, and Chinese and Korean historians are fiercely arguing". 】

[By the way, let me remind you, maybe one day, the people of the Bangzi country will claim that they dug up Zhu Yuanzhang's body in the territory of the Bangzi country. 】

[Because now there are many people who say that there is no body of Zhu Yuanzhang in the Ming Tomb in Nanjing, because Zhu Yuanzhang's body was buried in Goryeo in accordance with the will. 】

Barrage flying:

"My silence was deafening. "

"It's me who underestimated the shamelessness of the people of the stick country. "

"Good guy!

“......"

Ming Taizu Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Biao's faces were pale.

This country of sticks is simply incorruptible and shameful, and the dogs are bold.

"Dad, you're going to bang and beat the North Koreans. "

Zhu Biao opened his mouth and said to Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang nodded. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

At this time, the Joseon regime of the Lee family on the peninsula was attached to the Ming Dynasty.

Even the name of the country, "North Korea", was determined by Zhu Yuanzhang according to the meaning of "the morning and the sun are distinct".

The king of his country must also be canonized by the Ming Emperor and issued a royal seal.

In this case, although Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Biao were angry at the shameless operation of the later generations of the stick countrymen, it was not easy to completely turn their anger on the Li family.

I can only knock it out, and by the way, "guide" Lee's Joseon to write history books well.

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Don't think I'm joking with you. 】

[After all, Northern Goryeo, which has the same origin as the Bangzi Kingdom, dug up the Danjun Mausoleum. 】

[Moreover, the Bangzi Kingdom and the official endorsement of North Goryeo jointly announced to the world: they dug out the head of a god. 】

Barrage flying:

"According to this method of the stick country, not to mention the head, it is not strange to dig up the corpse of the immortal one day. "

"It is worthy of being the center of the universe stick country, this operation can only be said 6. "

“......"

[In 1545, the people of Bangzi Kingdom welcomed the greatest person in their hearts: Yi Sunsin. 】

[A great general comparable to Napoleon and Caesar.] 】[]

[Yi Sunsin is a "new concept father" launched during the Imjin Rebellion in the Bangzi Kingdom. 】

[Although Yi Sunsin's record is actually very crotch-pulling, but such a crotch-pulling record is so prominent and glorious in the history of the stick country, so all the people of the stick country jointly created a god and created a new concept of "father". 】

[Shen Caihao, a famous historian of the Bangzi Kingdom, took the lead in writing a biography for Yi Sunsin, exaggerating his false achievements. 】

[Let's put it this way, in the eyes of the people of the stick country, Yi Sunsin is a perfect person, a guide of the world, a heroic anti-Japanese general, a guardian of the Ming Dynasty, a top military strategist, and a genius inventor. 】

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The Ming Wanli plane.

In a barracks.

Admiral Chen Lan of the Daming Navy Division looked at the giant screen and was directly stunned.

He remembered Yi Sunsin.

When he was ordered to go to Lee's Korea to help Lee's Korea fight against the Japanese state, this Korean's man served under him.

In the final naval battle to defeat the Wa Kingdom, he ordered this man and Deng Zilong to intercept the enemy on Fengdao, and both of them were killed in battle, for which he also gave credit to the two of them.

To say that this person's ability is not bad in water warfare, and he is brave in battle.

But if you want to talk about "guardians of the Ming Dynasty" and "top military strategists", isn't that nonsense and nonsense?

In his opinion, Li Sunsin is also a middle-aged among army generals, and generals of this level are not very rare in the Ming Dynasty.

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[So, what brilliant achievements does Yi Sunsin have?]

[I'll give you a brief explanation.] 】

[The background of the war was Toyotomi Hideyoshi's unification of the Wa Kingdom, and the little devil gambled on the fortunes of the country and wanted to embezzle the Ming Dynasty, so he decided to fight the younger brother of the Ming Dynasty first. 】

[Yi Sunsin was a Korean naval admiral who commanded more than 10 small naval battles, and the victory rate was fifty-five. 】

[In the last battle, during the Battle of Luliang, a general of the Ming Dynasty told him that he would take him to the Ming Dynasty as an official in order to stimulate him. 】

[Yi Sunsin was excited, a little desperate, and finally died in battle. 】

[Then, he will become the world's three famous generals in the mouth of the stick country. 】

[It can only be said that this is the worst time that Napoleon and Caesar were hacked. 】

Barrage flying:

"Laughing, a person who is not even qualified to enter the big tent of the Ming Dynasty General Li Rusong is also worthy of being called the world's three famous generals?"

"Reply - Li Sunsin is Chen Lan's subordinate, Chen Luan is Ma Gui's subordinate, Ma Gui is Li Rusong's subordinate, so many levels, he is really not qualified to enter the Chinese military commander's account. "

"Reply - Li Rusong is afraid that he doesn't even know that there is such a person as Li Sunsin. "

"The victory of the Battle of Luliang has something to do with Yi Sunsin, and it is a head-to-head duel between the sailors of the Ming Dynasty and the Wa State, and Yi Sunsin is just leading thousands of Korean sailors to fight. "

"Reply - that's right, if you want to say that the first merit of this naval battle should be the commander of the Ming Naval Division, Chen Luan. "

"Reply - if it weren't for the Ming Dynasty sending troops to help, Lee's Korea would have been gone. "

“......"

The Ming Dynasty became the ancestor plane.

Zhu Di said with disdain:

"I've never seen a country as brazen as the Stick Country. "

It is really shameless that such a mediocre naval general can be blown into the world's three famous generals.

He did not know who Caesar was, but Napoleon's exploits, he had seen in previous videos.

That is the real famous general (Nuo Li Zhao) who swept Europe with the power of one country.

As far as Yi Sunsin's worthless record is concerned, it is also worthy of being compared with Napoleon?

"Hey, why don't the world's three famous generals have my Huaxia people?"

"The people of this stick country are really eyeless. "

Zhu Di said with disdain again in his heart.

In the other dynasties, there were many emperors who thought the same way.

The shamelessness of the people of the stick country made them breathtaking.

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[This war is called the Wanli Korean War. 】

[After the war, in order to thank the Ming Dynasty for its assistance, the king of Joseon personally wrote the four words "rebuild the feudal state" and printed them all over Korea, determined to let all Ming Dynasty officials come to Korea to see it. 】

[After watching the video, some people may say that I am a black stick country, but the views quoted in the video are all from the stick country's own books or film and television programs. 】

[But the desire of the stick people for "dad" can transcend time and space, see what this stick country people say in their own history books. 】

[This is the record in volume 37 of the history book of the Bangzi Kingdom "Seonjo Shilu", the king of Joseon himself said: "The parents of Huaxia are also, our country and the Wa country are both foreign countries, such as the son. In other words, if their parents are to their sons, then our country's filial sons are also filial sons, and the thieves of the Japanese country are also. "】

[Approximate meaning: Huaxia is my father, and I and the Wa Kingdom are both sons of China, but I am a filial son, and the Wa Kingdom is a thief's son. 】

[So you see, I said that the people of the stick country love to recognize "Dad", is it my black family?]

[It's the same now, you see how happy the current president of the stick country is. 】

Barrage flying:

The smile of the old man was as kind as that of an old father. "

"Reply - don't be the same, Eagle Sauce Country is now the father of the Stick Country. "

“......"

Accompanied by narration subtitles.

In the high-altitude giant screen, there was an image of the current president of the stick country holding a microphone in his hand, focusing on and lamely singing for the current president of the Eagle Sauce Country.

"Hmph! The lord of a country should do such a flattering thing, and it is embarrassing!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly.

He is extremely unaccustomed to the people of the stick country now.