【One, the female wine spirit. Li Qingzhao is famous for her love of drinking. She started drinking when she was a teenager. She drank when she was happy and drank when she was unhappy. She often drank herself to death. Among her lyrics that have been handed down to this day, almost half of them are related to Drinking related】

"The poem contains too much alcohol"

"Understand, understand! You can’t write soulful works without drinking. (dog head)"

"Good poetry must be inspired by wine. (dog head)"

"Who among serious poets can avoid drinking?"

"I finally know why I am not a talented woman. It turns out that I can’t drink."

"If Sister Zhao comes to modern times, I will treat her to a bottle of Feitian Maotai."

"How is one bottle enough? You look down on Sister Zhao, right?"

"Sister Zhao will definitely like it! The alcohol content and taste of ancient wines are not as good as those of modern times."

"When Sister Zhao drinks Maotai, she will definitely have a masterpiece."

Li Qingzhao's eyes lit up:

"What kind of wine is Feitian Moutai? Judging from the comments from future generations, it seems to be delicious?"

"Will it taste better than Ice Tangchun?"

Thinking about it, Li Qingzhao's alcohol addiction came.

"Xiaocui, bring me the Qiyun Qinglu I just bought yesterday."

Li Qingzhao shouted to his maid

"If Sister Zhao could travel back to the Tang Dynasty, she would definitely become good friends with Li Bai"

"That's for sure. Thinking about these two people fighting over wine, poetry and lyrics together, it must be a great story! Definitely a famous scene"

"The price of being famous is that you have to memorize many more poems when you go to school."

The plane of Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Bai took a sip of wine and laughed:

"Talented, good wine, hahaha, good! This woman in future generations is very good! If this person is really in Datang, I will definitely make him a good friend!"

Du Fu and other poets nodded. This later woman named Li Qingzhao was indeed talented. No wonder she was called"the most talented woman in the ages.""

【2. The God of Gambling in the Northern Song Dynasty. Li Qingzhao was a good gambler and had extremely good gambling skills. He never lost at the gambling table.】

【Even, in order to improve the people's card playing level in the Northern Song Dynasty, he personally compiled a gambling secret book:"The Book of Gambling"》】

【In the"Preface to the Sutra of Fighting Horses", Li Qingzhao himself said: I like to be rich by nature, and all so-called rich people will indulge in it, forgetting to sleep and eat day and night. But who can live by following the crowd all his life without making progress? Jingersi】

【Translated: I like gambling by nature. As long as it is gambling, I will be addicted to it and often forget to eat and sleep. But I have been gambling all my life. No matter how much I gamble, I will win every time I bet. What is the reason for this? It's just because I'm good at playing】

"666, I am worthy of being called Sister Zhao in the society. She is talented and wild, and she is domineering."

"What is professionalism? This is called professionalism!"

"Love what you do, do what you do, do what you do, love what you do!"

【To clarify, the"playing horse" played in the Northern Song Dynasty was not mahjong as many people in later generations misunderstood, but a chess and card game in which you bet on winning or losing. Because the chess pieces were also called"horses", it got its name.】

【According to the research of historians, it is said that this kind of horse fighting is somewhat similar to flying chess, but it is more complicated than flying chess.】

【3. The Northern Song Dynasty. Li Qingzhao wrote an article"On Ci", which shocked the Northern Song Dynasty Ci world.】

【She said that Liu Yong's words are as follows: Although they have harmonious rhythm, the words are dusty. What this means is that although Liu Yong’s lyrics sound good when sung, they are all vulgar and cannot be refined after all.】

【She said that the poems written by Yan Shu, Ouyang Xiu, and Su Shi were"poems whose sentences cannot be read well, and often do not match the rhythm." It means that the words they wrote cannot be considered lyrics at all. They have no rhythmic beauty and are too ugly to sing.】

【She criticized Wang Anshi and Zeng Gong's lyrics: If they wrote a small lyrics, people would be stunned and unreadable. It probably means that there is no need to read their words, it’s too bad.】

【Huang Tingjian, Zhang Xian, Song Qi and others, basically all the poets in the Northern Song Dynasty, were criticized by her. 】

The major planes of the Northern Song Dynasty.

All the great poets in the Northern Song Dynasty were angry. This woman was too arrogant!

"Sister Zhao's fiery temper, how can she be so graceful?"

"The words are graceful, the people are fiery"

"Sister Zhao’s mouth is really poisonous!"

"Write the most graceful words, drink the strongest wine, play the most cards, tear up the scumbag man, and scold the longest street"

"Zu'an poet Li Qingzhao"

"To be honest, Li Qingzhao's"Ci Lun" is indeed a bit too crazy and biased"

"Indeed, it’s a bit pure to criticize. For example, I think Su Dongpo’s talent is better than hers. She is a bit starry and comments that the king can’t play games."

"I quite like Liu Yong’s lyrics."

"……"

Seeing these barrage contents, the faces of the major poets of the Northern Song Dynasty looked much better, and the people of later generations still have good taste.

【So, why did Li Qingzhao write such a"Theory of Ci"? Is it just a matter of arrogance and arrogance?】

【Maybe there is part of this reason, but the more reason is that she criticized these famous writers with"pretend to be shocking" in order to illustrate the point of view that"ci is not the same family". She believes that the style of"ci" is different from that of"poetry".", which is also different from"literary", should form another group and establish rules】

【As we now call it, this is a theoretical battle.】

【Okay, that’s all we’ve introduced about the life of Li Qingzhao, the most talented woman of all time.】

【One final question remains: If a TV series about Li Qingzhao is to be made, who do you think can play Li Qingzhao? 】

Various opinions on the selection of actors appeared on the barrage, such as Liu Tianxian, etc. then.

The high-altitude giant screen slides again, and finally stops on a new video.

Video title:

【If the Chinese ancestors were your school leaders, would you be willing?】

【Principal: Qin Shihuang. 】

On the giant screen, a cartoon character named Principal Qin Shihuang appeared.

【Students, in order to improve your test scores, our principal hereby formulates the tenth-level"Achievements Award"》】

【Level 10: 100 points, no homework】

【Level 9: 90-99 points, half of the homework】

【Level 8: 80-89 points, no reward or penalty】

【Level 7: 70-79 points, ten sets of test papers】

【Level 6: 60-69 points, sweeping the floor for one week】

【Level 5: 50-59 points, summer vacation canceled】

【Level 4: 40-49 points, digging ditches and repairing canals】

【……】

【With heavy rewards and heavy punishments, who dares not to learn from it?】

"Why do I think sweeping the floor for a week is easier than ten sets of test papers?"

"You try to sweep the entire school classroom for a week, and then talk about things that are not easy"

"This is all under Brother Zheng. I have no homework every day!"

"Worship the God upstairs"

"If Brother Zheng can equalize other countries and the whole world speaks Chinese, then I am willing to let Brother Zheng be the principal. Except for English, I scored above 90 in all other subjects."

"support! strongly support!"

The plane of Great Qin.

Qin Shihuang:"Isn't the military merit system of our Great Qin level twenty?"

【Director of the Teaching Office: Confucius. 】

In the giant screen, a kind-hearted old man in ancient robes appeared.

【We teach students to"conquer others with virtue""】

After the words fell, in the picture, the old man's robe faded away, revealing extremely strong muscles!

【To capture something by moving it and to rationalize it by cutting it, Zhong Jia's"Whispering Language" teaches students some truth!】

"Confucius was 1.9 meters tall. No kidding, he was really powerful."

"If Confucius talks to you about truth and you don’t listen, then he will talk to you about physics!"

"I searched online and found that Confucius had a sword called De’"

"Martial ethics is also virtue!"

"Trivia: The record of Confucius in"Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals" states that Confucius' strength can"gate the gates of a whole country", which shows how powerful Confucius is."

"It seems that the person who carried the city gate in the record was Confucius’ father, right?"

"Does anyone understand that"Whispering Language"?"

"Understand. A gentleman will not have prestige if he is not serious: If a gentleman does not hit others hard, he will have no prestige in front of others."

"The deceased is like a man: Those who are beaten as if they are dead are those who are not allowed to learn."

"……"

Spring and Autumn Plane.

The students looked at the old Confucius in shock:

"Was the teacher so fierce when he was young?"

Confucius stroked his beard and smiled

"Master, does this mean that the deceased died like this?"

At this time, a student looked at the barrage and asked.

Confucius:……

【Language team leader: Li Bai. 】

The man in white robe appeared, leaned on the chair, and knocked on the table a few times

【Today’s students are really obsessed with playing games!】

【How dare you joke that Teacher Li is some kind of Gua Sha assassin?】

【snort! What a style of study! Don’t you know how strong my swordsmanship is?】

"Li Bai was the second swordsman of the Tang Dynasty"

"Teacher Li’s swordsmanship is very good"

"The second in the Tang Dynasty, the Qinglian Sword Immortal!"

"Li Bai can definitely fight"

"Ahem, I have one thing to say. This version of Li Bai is indeed not strong, and is a bit scratchy."

"Kai Dakai: Li Bai, are your swordsmanship strong?"

"It’s a cross-over, it’s a cross-over!"

The plane of Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Bai, who was already drunk, stood up unsteadily,"Here, get a sword, I will show you a sword!"

【Class teacher: Zhuangzi. 】

On the classroom podium, a man shouted

【Students, get excited, learning can’t just rely on answering questions, please stay curious about everything! Test scores are not the purpose, making yourself happy is the meaning!】

"It rhymes quite a bit!"

"Free-range head teacher: Zhuangzi"

"It would be nice if Teacher Zhuang had more of this."

"The head teacher in the dream really made me cry to death!"

"As expected of the person who wrote"The Master of Health", this class teacher is really a 6"

"I can listen to Teacher Zhuang’s class forever."

"True. Getaway"

"Teacher Zhuangzi, I also want to be happy, but Principal Brother Zheng doesn’t allow it!"

"The question is, how can I enter Teacher Zhuangzi’s class?"

The plane of the Warring States Period.

Zhuangzi smiled slightly:"The greatest happiness has no joy, the greatest reputation has no reputation."

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