I Went To Fake Academy

2022-04-06

Chapter 113 Wrongly Entering the Flowers

Being surrounded by so many white-colored female soldiers, Lin Xiao almost couldn’t hold back.

Lin Xiao tried his best to suppress the evil fire in his body, and then said to Captain Bennett: “Bennett, Captain, your soap is out.”

Bennett Captain then reacted, and immediately lowered his head to pick up the soap on the ground.

“Everyone, I’m so sorry, I just came here not long ago, I went to the wrong bathroom, and now I’m done taking a shower, goodbye everyone!” After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he walked out of the “private room” and came out. Wrap a towel around your waist.

But the female soldiers kept their original postures one by one, some were taking a bath, some were rubbing their backs, and some were wiping their bodies

Absolutely quiet , as if time had frozen at this moment.

Lin Xiao tried his best to pretend to ignore it, swaggeringly, walked out of the bathhouse under the eyes of everyone!

[As long as you are thick-skinned, it is others who are embarrassed! 】Lin Xiao comforted himself like this, but those female soldiers seemed to be thicker than their own skin, they didn’t feel awkward at all, instead they stared at Lin Xiao one by one.

Just as Lin Xiao was walking a few steps, Captain Bennett behind him suddenly said, “Sir, wait a minute.”

Lin Xiao turned around and almost controlled him again. Can’t stop, he pretended to be calm and said, “What’s the matter.”

Bennett Captain’s face immediately showed a smile, she raised the soap in her hand, then waved her hand and said: “I was rude just now, I didn’t know you were in there, sir, how about I give you a bath?”

Lin Xiao was so frightened that he almost shook the towel off his waist. Immediately said: “No, I’ve already finished washing.”

After saying that, Lin Xiao walked to the cabinet at the entrance of the bathroom without looking back. He took the clothes and put them on immediately. Get out of here quickly.

It wasn’t long before calm returned to the women’s bathroom.

[He was so frightened that he actually called me Bennett Captain, hehe. Why is this newly appointed officer so shy? He must have been so frightened that he was incoherent in the face of so many female soldiers taking a bath. Forget it, don’t think about it, go take a shower, I hope he doesn’t hold grudges. 】 Bennett Captain thought of this, looked at the broken door, smiled and looked the head.

“Who was that man just now? He looks very handsome.”

“He looks like a new recruit.”

” What a rookie, you didn’t hear that, Captain Bennett called him Captain.”

“But, why did that person call Bennett, Captain?”

“I tell you, the man just now is the new deputy commander.”

Some female soldiers discussed spiritedly.

“Wow, I saw it, I saw it, we all saw it, it turns out that he is the new deputy commander! How cool!”

“Yes, yes , and you can see his cold eyes, in front of everyone’s eyes, he is still so calm, that staring eyes, as if he is not afraid of everything.”

“Do you know? A man who can go out calmly is definitely not an ordinary man! There are only two kinds of such men.”

“Which two?”

“First, powerhouse , his realm has reached a very high level and regards everything as a mustard.”

“What about second?”

“Second, super perverted, he has seen this many times. But this kind of probability is very small, even in Imperial Capital City, it is absolutely impossible to have such a grand scene.”

“So, he is a powerhouse?”

“ Yes! powerhouse!”

Some female soldiers in the bathhouse were discussing.

And Lin Xiao returned to his residence in shock, tossing and turning on the bed, beginning to be a little upset.

[It’s so embarrassing, it was so embarrassing just now! Fortunately, I don’t have lost self-control. If this matter spreads out and is known to everyone, where will my face be placed when the time comes. ]

[It doesn’t matter, who made that bathhouse have no signage! Use this as an excuse in the future. ]

clang clang clang .

As the bell rang, Lin Xiao knew that it was already eight o’clock in the evening and it was time for dinner.

Lin Xiao’s stomach was so hungry that he got up immediately and went to the cafeteria.

People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don’t eat a meal, you will be very hungry. No matter what happened, Lin Xiao would not have trouble with eating and sleeping, he was a relatively free and easy person.

When Lin Xiao came to the cafeteria, he was taken to a private room by the cafeteria service staff. It turned out that his dinner had already been arranged.

Lin Xiao walked in and saw that the private room was full of people.

Everyone stood up and saluted when they saw themselves coming.

Lin Xiao looked at their epaulettes and found that they were at least above Captain level.

“Lonely seek defeat sir, welcome here.”

Lin Xiao clicked and walked in, then walked to the middle seat and sat down.

“Sir, everyone is waiting for you to come and eat.” A sweet voice sounded in Lin Xiao’s ear, Lin Xiao turned around and found that it was the female Captain named Bennett .

Lin Xiao looked at the Bennett Captain, a little embarrassed. Although Bennett was wearing standard clothes now, he still remembered the scene two hours ago.

Captain Bennett saw the captain in a daze and said again: “Sir, can we eat?”

“Oh, everyone eat”

Lin Xiao also saw Slade, and then said: “Slade, don’t wait, do you still have to wait for me?”

Bennett explained: “Everyone knows you today It’s my first time to eat, so I’m waiting for you.”

“Oh, you’re welcome, in the future, you can eat by yourself, you don’t need to wait for me.” Lin Xiao finished, sat down, and then Start your meal without any hesitation.

The dinner was not bad, four dishes and one soup, which was quite rich for the people in the barracks, and everyone seemed to have a great appetite, and they all ate deliciously.

But these dishes, for Lin Xiao from another world, are simply too unpalatable. The dishes here are all boiled with water, and then put a little salt and pepper, and there is no taste.

Lin Xiao took a few bites, barely filling his stomach, and there was still a lot of food left in the bowl.

Seeing this, Bennett said politely: “Sir, do you have a bad appetite? Why don’t you eat it?”

Lin Xiao said: “It’s not that I have a bad appetite. , the taste of these dishes is too bad.”

“Poor taste? Sir, dinner is the best and most hearty in the military, and only meat is eaten at dinner.”

Lin Xiao was a little puzzled and said, “Why is meat only eaten at night.”

Slade explained, “Captain, the empire has been overwhelmed recently, and the food ahead is tight, so the material It’s a bit lacking.”

Lin Xiao nodded, “What? But I saw a wetland in front of the town of Reina, where there are many prawns, fish and crabs, and there is usually no war in it. , why don’t you fish some and eat it?”

Slade was hearing this, puzzled: “Sir, those fish, shrimps and crabs are very fishy, and they don’t taste as good as these meats.”

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“Fish? That’s because the chefs here don’t know how to do it. If I do it, I’m sure everyone will eat it one by one.”

At this time, several female captains looked at Lin curiously. Xiao.

Women are all foodies, no matter which world.

A few of them were hearing this, and immediately got excited and said, “Sir, it’s hard to cook, especially for a powerhouse like you, there are very few people who can cook.”

Lin Xiao looked at Bennett, and the female Captains next to him, and said shamelessly, “Actually, I want to tell everyone that I’m not a powerhouse, but cooking is too easy for me. .”

Bennett heard this laughed and didn’t speak.

Lin Xiao immediately changed the subject and asked, “By the way, where did that Chief Gores go, didn’t he come to dinner?”

“Oh, Gers The chief’s dinner will be arranged by a special person, and he rarely comes to the cafeteria for dinner at night.”

Lin Xiao ordered and then said to everyone: “In this way, tomorrow, I will get you something delicious. “

“Okay, it’s a blessing to be able to eat the food made by the superior.” Bennett said with a smile.

“Haha, that is, that is.” Several people at the table said with a smile.

Lin Xiao said: [Well, after I came to this town, I found some problems. ]

[First of all, the food here is not good, and the meal is still open at eight o’clock in the evening. How can there be a reason to take a bath first and then eat, this must be changed];

[No. Second, everyone is usually a little loose, especially when they are resting, everyone plays their own way.

So in order to strengthen the army building and enhance everyone’s cohesion, I decided to bring some good entertainment activities to the army, such as singing, when the time comes everyone learns together. ]

Speaking of this, Lin Xiao looked at Slade, “Slade, I am going to reform the army, you are ready.”

Slade It’s Lin Xiao’s assistant. If Lin Xiao has anything, he will help him.

Slade nodded, asked: “Okay, sir, if there is anything you need me to do, you can just tell me.”

“Well, tomorrow morning, you will take all the The platoon commander and the battalion commander are all called over, and of course there are literary and art soldiers.”

Slade was a little bored and asked, “Sir, what is a platoon commander, and the battalion commander, what do you mean by art and literature? What is a soldier?”

Lin Xiao hearing this patted his head, then realized that he had said something wrong, and continued: “Oh, I called all the Captains. When the time comes , we need to establish a literary and art soldier in our team, and these people do not need to participate in the war.”

“The literary and art soldier? If they don’t fight, what are they doing?” Everyone was puzzled, and they never heard of it. Say the word “artistic soldier”.

“They just need to sing and dance on festive days, and sometimes some speeches or publicity also need them.”

“Oh!”

Everyone has nodded.

“Okay, everyone, it’s getting late, let’s go back to rest early.” Before leaving, Lin Xiao added, “Slade, come to my place later, I need to send an email Send the letter out.”

“Okay, sir.”

The letter Lin Xiao mentioned was to Jarrod, and the general content was to send someone over there to deliver some Thirteen spice powders come over, and if conditions permit, they will send the chefs from the Linjia Hotel.

Because he was going to stay here for a while, Lin Xiao didn’t want to eat badly every day, so he had to teach the people in the cafeteria, so that the food in the future would not be so difficult to eat.

On the morning of the second day, Slade had already assembled the thirty-six captains of the squad. The assembly place was in the open space in front of Lin Xiao’s combat command room.

At this point, the thirty-six Captains were already standing squarely, waiting for Lin Xiao’s inspection.

Lin Xiao walked out of his combat command room and walked towards Fangzheng not far away.

“Sir is out, everyone stand.” Slade whispered to everyone.

When Slade saw Lin Xiao approaching, he went up to meet him, then said with a smile: “Sir, everyone is here.”

Lin Xiao Nominated, then turned to look at the Fangzheng, loudly said: “Look at what you all look like now, you are still the captains of the squad, you can stand crooked no matter how you stand in a team, and you male Captains, who told you to stay? Such a long beard? Do you wear a beard on the battlefield, so you can play when you’re bored?”

As soon as these words came out, the male Captains in the team were a little speechless.

“Hahaha.” Some of the female Captains in the group began to chuckle.

“And you female Captains, what are you laughing at, look at you, all of you with disheveled hair, and a few wearing high heels and shorts! Do you think that your defensive power is stronger than mine? I can wear slippers and a commoner to the battlefield, but you can’t. Today is training, and according to military regulations, you have to wear standard clothes, you know?”

The three fires when the new official took office, Lin Xiao felt that it was better to be more serious with everyone.

Slade looked a little embarrassed by the side. He immediately whispered to the officer: “Sir, they thought they were here to learn to sing, so they didn’t prepare much.”

Lin Xiao hearing this instructed to build the army, and then said: “Yesterday, after I learned about the situation of the army, I stayed up all night thinking about how to strengthen the army. I think there are two things that our army lacks the most, the first lack of team awareness. , Second, there is a lack of recreational activities. For this reason, I thought of a folk song from my hometown, and I will teach it to you now. I hope you will learn it soon, and then teach the soldiers. In addition, if you find a member with good music innate talent in the team , please choose, I’m going to build a literary and art army, understand?”

“Understood!” Everyone shouted in unison.

“Well, yes, the voice is very loud. Now I will teach you to sing this ballad, its name is ‘Unity is Strength'”

Everyone was hearing this and began to sing He muttered, maybe he didn’t understand the meaning of this sentence.

At this time, a female Captain raised her hand to say something, and Lin Xiao also asked her to speak, the female Captain asked, “Excuse me sir, how do you understand this sentence, why do you say it, Unity is strength.”

“The meaning of this sentence is that unity can produce strength.” Lin Xiao explained.

“What, unity can produce strength, but can it produce magic?”

“Yes, sir, is ‘unity’ so magical?”

Several captains of the squad asked questions one after another.

Lin Xiao hearing this, a little speechless, because of cultural differences, such things never happen.

“Don’t think too much. The meaning of this sentence is very simple. Let me give an example. For example, a big rock weighing 10,000 catties cannot be lifted by one person’s strength, but Five people or ten people can lift it up. This means that as long as everyone unites and does one thing, its power will become stronger!”

Everyone heard this and nodded, With that said, everyone understands.

“I’ll sing it first, everyone is serious, you can remember as much as you can, and I will teach you carefully later.” After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he began to sing the song “Unity is Strength”.

However, some lyrics have been changed, and some names that shouldn’t have been changed.

When Lin Xiao finished singing this song, everyone applauded.

“Sir, it’s so good, the song is so powerful, I’m full of passion after listening to it.” A male Captain praised.

“Yeah, sir, I have never heard such a beautiful tune. After listening to this song, I feel as if I have come to the battlefield, and then with my comrades in arms, we are not afraid of life and death, and we go crazy with each other on the battlefield.

The enemy is fighting.”

Some Captains praised them, and some Captains raised their doubts, “Sir, there is a sentence in the lyrics, ‘moved towards the firing of the Imperial Alliance, so that all undemocratic The system is dead.’ I don’t understand the meaning of this sentence.”

Lin Xiao explained: “The meaning of this sentence is actually quite understandable, that is, the Imperial Alliance is now oppressing us, and they will take out Some unequal treaties, let us sign. And we, to defeat the imperial alliance, make these unequal treaties a piece of waste paper, and make those shackles into nothingness. “

“Oh, sir, I see what you mean, that’s a very good statement, especially heartening.” ”

Lin Xiao saw that everyone was very interested, and felt a lot more at ease. At first, he was worried that it would be difficult for everyone to learn.

As long as the interest comes, the learning will be quicker.

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As expected, Lin Xiao only taught it a few times, and most people have already learned it, and their expressions are very relaxed and cheerful.

“Let’s do it again together, unity is strength. , get ready to sing! “Lin Xiao said.

“Unity is strength, strength is iron, strength is steel…” ”

Just as everyone sang the song with a loud voice, Guers, the commander of the town of Reina, came over from not far away. He frowned and looked at everyone, and then walked Next to Lin Xiao, he asked: “What are they doing, shouting here early in the morning? ”

Lin Xiao could see his dissatisfaction with himself from the expression of Chief Gers.

Lin Xiao said with a smile: “Sir Gers, it’s like this.” , I saw that the team’s style construction was not tight enough, so I gathered the captains of each square and taught them to sing military songs to improve everyone’s cohesion. “

“What? Military song? Cohesion? “Gers’ expression was full of questioning, said with a sneer: “What military song? “

“Oh, a simple ballad, the lyrics are relatively simple and rigorous. “

“Hehe, I heard singing for the first time, it can enhance cohesion.” “Gers finished speaking, and ordered everyone: “All stop for me.” ”

Everyone stopped after only half of the singing.

Because here, Mr. Gers is the chief commander here, commonly known as “the number one”.

At this time, Geers pointed to Lin Xiao’s nose and said seriously: “I’ll tell you again, if you want to mobilize everyone in the future, you must get my consent, understand? “

Obviously, this Chief Geers wants to kill Lin Xiao’s spirit in front of everyone.

(End of this chapter)