I Will Know 18 Kinds of Pig Raising Skills

Lin Fianhong, who had walked into the room just now, came out again, laughing wildly, and said Luo Bai: "You have worked hard for two years, but it's a pity that our director Lang has a strong heart."

Luobai said, "It's okay, I can continue to wait."

The old man couldn't bear it anymore, he also walked out of the house to the terrace, where he shouted, "I won't marry you, you should die!"

Luobai said calmly: "The biggest advantage of those of us who have fallen home is perseverance and perseverance."

Her uncle must have heard her words many times. He hummed twice, and then said, "Hey Dong Yingzi is out again tonight, we are missing one of three."

Chunlai listened to this and was confused. Three missing one, playing mahjong?

Lin Crimson pointed her slender fingers to Auger, "Isn't Auger here? Come and play with us?" Then she looked at Ah You and Chunlai, "You two can play together too."

At this time, Auger said: "Let me play, they are still young, let's familiarize ourselves with the rules first."

Chunlai still didn't understand what was going on, when he saw that the old uncle was also very excited to go from his dormitory to Lin Fianhong's house. At this time, Luobai jumped up and silently landed in front of the old uncle, suddenly turning the old man. The uncle hugged him horizontally, and jumped back to the terrace of Lin Fierce's house with another nod.

The whole movement seems to be skilled in less than ten seconds.

The old uncle has obviously been hugged by Luobai many times, and after landing, he threw out his words, "Don't think that if you treat me like this, I will marry you."

Luo Bai shrugged, not caring at all.

At this time, Chunlai still felt that my uncle always said such things to other people's girl suitors, how hurtful.

After the old uncle came over, Ao Ge also led Ah You and Chunlai to jump on Lin Crimson's terrace, and a few of them joined the game at Lin Crimson's house.

From Lin Crimson's room, a handsome blond guy with blue eyes and blue eyes walked out. He looked a bit like a young plum. He was so handsome and infatuated with his eyes. Chunlai was stunned. Is this Sister Crimson's boyfriend? ?

But I heard the old uncle scolding Lin Crimson: "Can't you keep your biological robot? You have to let us see it."

Lin Fianhong didn't care what her uncle said at all, she stretched out her fingers and touched the face of the handsome guy who brought tea and water, and said, "Who wants to see the ugly metal face of the housework robot, how pleasing the handsome face of the biological robot is. what."

It was only then that Chunlai understood that this handsome guy was actually Sister Crimson's biological robot, which was different from the metal skin on her body, which was genuinely used...

She looked at the robot a few more times. Young Leonardo, you deserve it! Such a handsome robot, can she buy one in the future?

No, she had to earn money to buy one for Ogg first, and then buy one for herself, she had promised Ogg's!

Chunlai's eyes looked at the little plum robot several times, until she felt that Oger was looking at her twice, she pretended to be calm and looked back.

The old man skillfully opened the wristband on his wrist, and a holographic projection appeared, and then Oger, Lin Crimson, and Luobai all opened the wristband on their wrists.

In the hologram, there was an image of a serious old man in military uniform reading a manuscript. The old man's expression was very serious and serious. Chunlai can now understand a few words in the common language of the empire. She could already hear that the old man was reading the newly promulgated police regulations.

Uncle, Ao Ge, Lin Xianhong, and Luobai all had serious expressions. They all stood up together. Chunlai thought it was their police station's political study, but heard Uncle ask, "Ready. ?"

The other three nodded, "Yes." "Ready."

When Chunlai saw his uncle click on a button that says [Death Barrage] in the lower right corner of the projection screen, Chunlai was stunned, why is the barrage still dead? Is it so scary?

She saw the holographic avatars of the four people appear on the screen, the old uncle pressed a start, and then Chunlai saw what is called a death barrage.

The normal barrage I saw in my last life was floating on the screen. Everyone was complaining or chatting about the plot, but when it passed by, it passed by.

This death barrage is a holographic three-dimensional, it is not floating away, it is bang bang bang bang down.

I saw these four people standing up and running hard in the holographic projection, all avoiding the holographic barrage that was constantly falling above their heads. It was just the beginning, when Chunlai heard the old uncle being smashed by the smashed barrage constantly calling, "Ow! Ah! Fuck Lin Crimson, don't cheat!"

Lin Crimson said as she ran, "You are the director, you are a high official, you block the barrage for your subordinates, this is a friendly subordinate!"

The old uncle was smashed by a barrage again. He made an "Ouch" in pain, and then said, "Fart, why don't you realize that you are my subordinate when you usually hate me!"

Lin Crimson said: "Well, I'll introduce you two female Flying Lanterns when I look back. It's my subordinate's honor to you."

When the old uncle heard that he was going to introduce the object, the tone of joy was raised, "Really? Well, it's more or less the same."

After speaking, he reacted and said, "Then why didn't you introduce me before?"

Lin Crimson explained: "Didn't I introduce Luobai to you before?"

The old uncle said "Bah, Bah" twice, "I want the females of the Flying Lantern Race!"

Luo Bai ran with ease, and she could punch and kick the barrages, smashing one of them with one punch, and the barrage broke into many small pieces and fell down, none of which hit her, and she was in a very relaxed state, just like normal. Xiao Pao was the same, completely different from the wailing of old uncle and Lin Fianhong. At first glance, he looked like an expert in martial arts.

Luobai stretched out his hand to smash a few smashed barrages for the old man, and said, "Imperial law stipulates that racial discrimination is not allowed, you are not allowed to discriminate against me."

The old uncle said: "I didn't discriminate against you, it's just the two of us! I want to have a child to carry on my good genes, can you give me a child?"

"We can do gene fusion," Luobai said.

Lin Crimson next to her immediately interjected: "I can help you, I will."

The old uncle was so angry that he sent Lin Crimson two words: "Fuck off!"

It made Lin Xinghong laugh out loud, and continued to run through the falling barrage.

Among the four, only Ao Ge and Luo Bai have the best physical strength. Ao Ge is even better than Luo Bai. He ran for so long without breathing at all.

Chunlai thought to himself that we, the Great Demon King Og, are at the level of the overlords of the sea. How can we breathe like a mortal after just running?

However, Auger was not as dexterous as Luobai when it came to evading the barrage. Chunlai discovered that Luobai was breaking the barrage with his hands at first, but then he simply put his hand behind him and simply avoided the death barrage by dodging.

I saw that Luobai's footsteps were very light, and seemed to be very well-organized. When those barrages were about to hit her, her figure could evade like a stray, very agile, and they didn't even understand how she moved. Yes, those barrages have already wiped her clothes and fell.

Even Auger was smashed by the barrage several times, not as powerful as Luobai.

The old man in the hologram has read a chapter of the new rules, and the game is over.

The old man and Lin Crimson were so tired that they spread out on the chairs. Lin Crimson drank the drink handed over by the biological robot and drank it, enjoying it very much.

The old uncle took a sip from the water glass and muttered a little enviously: "How come there are no biological robots of the Flying Deng people? Isn't this discriminating against us Flying Deng people?"

At this moment, the robot waiting on the side suddenly said to Lin Xianhong: "Master, your body temperature is rising and your heartbeat is racing. Do you need me to carry you to bed now?"

When the old uncle heard this, he deliberately glanced at Ah You, who was laughing silly and watching the excitement, and said, "Lin Crimson! Can you be careful! There are children here!"

Lin Crimson also felt sorry, and said, "I'm sorry, this is a new robot I bought, and the program has not been adjusted." She lowered her head and called up a light screen from her wristband, and moved her finger on it twice. The robot, which looked like a young plum, left automatically.

The old uncle said: "It's almost the same." The inner line is: I don't even have a flying lamp female biological robot, how can you be my subordinate?

But another man with black hair and black eyes came out of the room. He was very similar to Schwarzenegger. This hot muscular male robot came over and said, "Master, I will add water to you."

Lin Binghong nodded comfortably, looked at her uncle, raised her chin proudly, "That one doesn't work, you can change it."

The old uncle is jealous, angry, and hates others for having his own, but he can only say "Humph!", turning his head and sulking.

Luobai next to him is still trying his best to confess to his uncle: "If you want, I can also move to your house tonight..."

The old uncle's very smooth line came out again: "I won't marry you!"

Only Ao Ge and Ah You were sipping drinks beside him. Chunlai still remembered Ao Ge's instructions that the robot could not eat without an esophagus, so he pretended to be a lady and didn't eat.

But she looked at these new neighbors, Oger's colleagues, and felt very happy. The old uncle, as the director, and Lin Fianhong were in full swing.

Luobai doesn't like to talk much beside him. Usually, he will interject when his uncle is shriveled and confess to him. After being rejected by him ruthlessly and ruthlessly, he is very calm and not angry at all, as if he is used to it. .

Chunlai really didn't expect the old uncle to do so well after he came ashore, but it seems that the old uncle is only obsessed with the breeding plan of his own family, and will not be with Luobai.

Oger has only been on the job for a few days. These new colleagues are his elder sisters and elders. He is not familiar with it yet, so he can't get in the word. He explained to Ah You and Chunlai the game they were playing just now, "This is a recent game. The more popular game death barrage, you can open this death barrage by watching TV shows every day, and exercise while watching TV."

At this moment, Chunlai already understood why Oger stopped her from joining them to play this game, because this game needs to be opened with the bracelet, which is the ID card of this era.

And she didn't have an ID card, not even if she wanted to, because she couldn't confess that she was a trustee.

This bracelet has a genetic identification device, which records genes through the skin attached to the bracelet. Genes are the biggest identification factor. It is impossible for her to let the bracelet recognize her genes, which will expose herself.

So Ogg stopped just now, because when these people found out that she didn't have a bracelet, they would doubt her identity and find out her secret.

Seeing that these people were having such a good time, Chunlai hid her envious expression, not wanting to be seen by Ogg, for fear that the considerate Ogg would help her consider this matter. After all, he was already so tired and didn't want to increase his burden. .

If she doesn't have an ID card, she can do things without an ID card. She doesn't need an ID card for walking around and shopping.

When Lin Crimson and her uncle were fighting each other, a few "squeaks" came from her room.

Chun Lai saw a robot coming out of the room again. It was a handsome boy, a refreshing boy between an adult man and a boy. This was a brother-type robot. He was holding the squeaking Kelu. beast.

Ah You already shouted, "Kelu Beast!"

Lin Fianhong touched the Kelu beast shrunk in the robot's hands, and comforted: "Are you hungry? Come on, give me a hug!"

Kelu Beast jumped into Lin Xianhong's palm, and attached the small umbrella on top of her head to her neck with her movements. It was obviously very close to Lin Xianhong, and it happily made a "squeaky" sound.

Seeing Ah You staring at Kelu Beast, the old man knew that he liked this little pet, but Kelu Beast was too expensive, so he told Lin Crimson, "If this little beast of yours lays eggs, give it to my family. One oil?"

"Of course I can give you one, but the question is, how do you make it lay eggs? They can be so difficult for Lu Beast to find a loyal partner."

Chunlai knew that the pairing of Kelu beasts is not just about any two. They also need love to be paired like humans. Listening to Lin Binghong's tone, it seems that not only humans are struggling to find a match, but even Kelu beasts are struggling to find a partner. .

The old uncle said, "I don't understand this. Ask Luobai. She is the director of the pet psychology office."

Pet Psychology Office? Chunlai's face is full of question marks. Does the police station also open a pet department?

Luobai said: "Just right, tomorrow is the day of the Kelu beast party in the district. You go to work tomorrow and bring this Kelu beast with you."

A few people chatted a few more times. It was getting dark, and the old uncle got up to leave. Before leaving, he said to Lin Fianhong, "You lost today, you owe us a few meals, and make up for it tomorrow!"

Lin Crimson: "Oh, are you greedy for my artificial meat? Don't worry, artificial meat is enough."

Lin Fianhong also said to Chunlai and Ah You: "Tomorrow, my sister will invite you to eat unicorn meat. Come and eat it."

Ah You cheered when she heard what she was eating. Chunlai was shocked when she heard her talking about unicorn meat. Is it the dreamy and mysterious unicorn written in the novel?

She smiled and nodded in agreement. Lin Binghong looked at Oger and said, "Your sister is so beautiful. You should look after you as a brother. I heard that your Nak males are very enthusiastic when they are adults."

Oger said, "I will." He took Chun to home, and Ah You also went home with his uncle.

After Chunlai came home, she took off the robot skin in the bathroom, and the fish body soaked in the bathtub. She didn't need to wash her face and take a bath, the bathtub was her bed.

Auger came over to talk to her, and he sat by the bathtub, "I've been remembering about that bracelet, and I'll fix it in a few more days."

When Chunlai heard it, she didn't expect Oger to keep it in her heart. She felt warm in her heart, but she didn't want to cause trouble to Oger, "I can do it without a bracelet, and I don't like to play death barrage either."

Auger reached out and touched her head. Her tentacles had grown quite a bit and felt soft to the touch, but when Chunlai was touched, her whole body seemed to have no strength and was extremely sensitive. Covering the tentacles, "Don't touch!"

Oger laughed. When he laughed, his golden eyes seemed to be drenched in sunlight. Chunlai felt that none of the handsome robots from Sister Scarlet today could compare to Oger.

Oger said: "Of course Xiaochun wants to have a good time."

After Chunlai fell asleep that night, he suddenly heard the sound of urgent footsteps coming from Oger's room. While wearing his clothes, Oger pushed open Chunlai's bathroom door and said, "There is an alarm bell calling me for the police, I will go back when I go. , you have a good sleep." After saying that, he hurried away.

Chunlai also heard Oger greeting Luobai and Lin Crimson outside the window, presumably the two of them also went to the police together.

She sighed in her heart that being a policeman was not easy, and Oger had to support her. It would be great if she could earn money. When Oger helped her get a bracelet, she would go out to work after she had an ID card to earn money. Feed yourself and don't give Ogg any trouble!

Thinking like this, Chunlai couldn't fall asleep, so he got up and opened the thick "Empire Common Language", study hard and make progress!

Later, she learned that she didn't fall asleep until it was almost dawn, but she kept an eye on it, and she didn't sleep until Oger wasn't there.

As a result, just after falling asleep, someone knocked on the door, Chunlai went to open the door, and saw Lin Binghong wearing a police uniform standing at the door handing a cage with a Kelu beast to Chunlai, saying, "I'm too sleepy today, so I won't go to work. , you help me give this to Ogg and let him take me to the police station."

Chunlai nodded, and seeing that she was beautiful and soft and well-behaved, Lin Fianhong couldn't help but patted her on the head and said, "Good, my sister is going to bed."

But that morning, Oger didn't come back. Chunlai guessed that he might have gone to work directly. When she saw this little Kelu beast at home, she remembered that yesterday Luobai said that today was the day of the Kelu beast party. Did you miss today's words? Does Kelumon have to wait until the next party day to find someone?

Thinking of this, Chunlai carried the cage and decided to take Kelu beast to the police station.

Go out alone!

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If there really is a game like death barrage, I can go out for a walk without eating, just start a game and run while losing weight, isn't it beautiful?

The reason why I update so late every day lately is because I am addicted to playing with my goose during the day...

Before giving birth, I swore and said: I don't like children, I don't like it!

But after giving birth, it smells so good, it's amazing.

But this may also be because I don't need to work hard to bring the children, my grandparents take care of them, and my mother is in charge of playing, so the love grows day by day.

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