I Will Know 18 Kinds of Pig Raising Skills

Oger was successfully admitted to Professor Miao Miao's doctoral student. Chunlai was even happier than Oger herself. She was already thinking about taking the opportunity to find Oger to meet her fellow Amber from time to time. , Maybe know more information about Toto people?

When she woke up in the morning, she was happy to go to work, but when she arrived at the bureau, she found that her uncle didn't look very happy.

Could it be that what happened to Ah You last night?

After several people in the bureau came to work one after another, the old uncle said, "Let's have a meeting, I have to announce something to you."

Everyone looked at the old man.

I saw the old uncle say with a heavy expression: "I went to the planetary government meeting yesterday, and I was criticized by comments at the meeting. Why? Because our district, our alkaline rice area has the lowest birth rate among several districts!"

"I was criticized at the meeting, saying that I did not do a good job of applying for children in the district, so the birth rate of newborns in our district is so low!"

The old uncle said sadly: "I have already received a military order at the meeting, and I have to deal with the issue of the elderly in our district giving birth to children!"

Lin Fianhong showed a lack of interest, "Anyway, it's the military order you made yourself, it has nothing to do with us, you go and persuade those 100-year-olds to apply for raising children? Those uncles and aunts can't even raise their own children. , How do you raise a child?"

Chunlai felt that he was confused by the government of this planet. Their area is a famous retirement area, and most of the residents in the area are middle-aged and elderly. How could they apply for a child?

Even if giving birth to a child is a reproductive machine in this day and age, it does not require human beings to give birth, but raising a child is also very difficult. There is no concept of raising children to prevent old age. Generally, children will leave their parents when they grow up, and they can come occasionally. Seeing that parents are filial in the eyes of the world, it is not the kind of hard work in the previous life to raise a child, and then wait for the child to provide for the parents.

In this day and age, old-age care relies on robots, so people are becoming more and more interested in raising children.

So the fertility rate is getting lower and lower, which is also a headache for every planet. Without the new population, there is no way to develop.

However, she thought that in her previous life, before her crossing, the country's birth rate had been decreasing year after year, and even if the second child was opened, it would still not be able to prevent the declining birth rate.

So whether it was in the past or five hundred years later, the low birth rate is a big problem.

The old man said Lin Crimson: "Why does it have nothing to do with you? If we can't meet the required birth rate, our bonuses for the next three years will be deducted! Not to mention the benefits of paid vacations and paid travel, all of which are not available! "

When everyone heard this, it was too miserable, and they wailed.

Lin Fianhong said angrily: "But look at the situation in our jurisdiction. It's okay for those elderly people to rush to raise a pet and let them raise children. Do you think they are happy?"

Tou Yingko also said: "Besides, the imperial government has also promulgated a law on raising children. Parents must have 48 hours of direct time with their children every week. If they don't reach this long, they will be punished. Those who come to care for the elderly are Do you think you have a long life? You have to make trouble for your good old age!"

I saw that the old uncle suddenly patted the table after hearing what they said, and said, "Can you say it again?"

Dong Yingzi thought that the old man was angry, and the tone dropped a little, "I mean those old people are not willing to apply for a newborn..."

The old man pointed at Lin Binghong, "You said just now that the elderly are rushing to keep pets..."

"Yes, otherwise, the price of Kelu beasts on the black market can be so high? Isn't it just those old people who like to raise them?"

The old man stood up and said excitedly: "I have decided, our district has launched a new policy, we will get a pet that they like more than Kelu beast, and then stipulate that if they want to have a pet, they have to have a child!"

Chunlai:  …

Should she say pity for the pet or pity for the child who was adopted together?

She felt that my uncle was an alien after all and couldn't understand human thinking, so this policy was a bit strange.

In the end, I didn't expect Lin Crimson and Dong Yingzi to applaud. Lin Crimson, who was a scientist decades ago, said, "I think this method will work."

Chunlai simply didn't know if he was abnormal or if they were abnormal.

Only Ogg asked the point, "So where can I get a pet that is more popular than Kelumon? As far as I know, Kelumon has been selected as the most popular pet of all time for three consecutive years."

This question is a problem, everyone, and my uncle has also made a difficult time. He finally came up with a policy that seems to be very reliable. Can't we just break down like this?

Lin Crimson suddenly said, "Let's combine them into one."

The old man was also excited when he heard it, "Yes, make one! You humans are still modifying your own genes. I heard that the genes of the imperial family have been integrated into the genes of the lion, so everyone in the royal family has beautiful golden hair."

"We can synthesize one that can swim in water, have a pair of wings that can fly in the air, and have beautiful big eyes and elegant tentacles like our Flying Lanterns..." The old man began to intoxicately propose.

As a Dutchman, Tou Yingko was unhappy, "Of course the cutest pet has folds! Folds like our Dutchman are the most beautiful and most endearing!"

Even Ogg, who is a Nak, couldn't help but speak, "It must have a strong body and a golden tail."

Chunlai wanted to say: It's better to wrap the big **** around the belt, but I think this 'cutest pet' already has a pair of wings, a big eye that is raised, tentacles like squid claws, and the body is still wrinkled. There is also a golden tail behind it.

If you add another big **** around your waist, then this is not the cutest pet in the universe, but the most inexplicable pet in the universe...

Don't say that if you want to have a pet, you must apply for a child at the same time. It is estimated that people don't even want to have pets.

However, the policy itself proposed by my uncle is so unreliable, who is crazy and has to accept such a policy?

But the old uncle and the others have already started to study this synthetic pet. He and Tou Yingzi have been arguing for a long time about the appearance of this pet, and they both insist that their own race looks the cutest. I don’t know what gave them this. confidence.

In the end, Luobai, who had been silent next to him, came to a conclusion on the matter, "Don't argue, just vote on the Star Network and let the residents of the jurisdiction choose."

Everyone thought it was okay, the old man said directly: "Okay, this matter is settled!"

He instructed Fuyu Sakurako, "The job of voting and organizing activities is left to you."

In this way, their bureau wants to carry out such a wonderful work, and the old man even reported this idea to the planet government.

The old man reported in the morning and got the approval from the planetary government in the afternoon. The planetary government replied with one word: Yes.

So this thing is really in full swing.

Chunlai also went to Xingwang to watch everyone's vote, and some said: "If you want to be so soft and cute like Lu Beast who likes to act like a spoiled child"

He also said: "Have pads as cute as a kitten, but without sharp claws"

There is also said: "Be as loyal as a dog and guard me in times of danger"

"Be fluffy, it's warm to hold"

Another asked: "Have you ever heard of an animal called a panda on the ancient earth?"

When Chunlai saw this vote, someone actually mentioned the giant panda, which is the national treasure of their Chinese people!

Sure enough, a former descendant of Chinese immigrants replied: "National treasure giant panda!" A holographic projection photo of the giant panda was also placed.

A giant panda baby rolled around on the ground with its fleshy body. The black and white meat ball saw the breeder coming, Da Da Da ran over and hugged the breeder's leg, and its fleshy little paws kept chopping. I want to climb on top of the breeder with my legs, and it looks like you are not allowed to go without playing with me, which is simply adorable.

The following row replied: "So cute!" "My heart is going to melt!"

"What else to vote for, just this giant panda!"

Someone replied: "This giant panda is a beast, the kind that can slap a person's face with a slap."

Seeing this, Chunlai couldn't help but go up and reply: "That can shrink the giant panda to a size of 34 centimeters, which can be held in his arms, fluffy, soft, without sharp claws, only Flesh meat pads!"

Unexpectedly, her reply received unanimous praise, and it suddenly became a popular reply!

Seeing that this policy was going so smoothly, the residents in the jurisdiction were all motivated, and he felt more and more that it was feasible, and he discussed with everyone, "We can't just vote for it, we have to really synthesize it, the problem. Who are we looking for to make synthetic pets?"

The old uncle looked at Lin Fianhong, "After all, you used to be a scientist specializing in dry cloning. Even if you are studying artificial meat in your spare time, you can still create a living thing, or it will be yours?"

Lin Crimson said: "I can clone, but I can't synthesize. It's like a mountain."

The old uncle also knew the importance, and turned to look at Auger, "You have recently been admitted to the Ph.D. in cosmology, or you..."

But Auger has already given the answer, a very reliable suggestion: "Professor Miao Miao has made achievements in cosmic species, and his research on synthesis and cloning is second to none."

As soon as the old man heard it, it turned out that there were such great technical masters in their jurisdiction, and they didn't care that they were still at work, and immediately led everyone to run over.

Professor Miao Miao's home is now under such strict security checks at all times, and the security robot has verified the identities of several of them several times before letting them in.

Chunlai came along because she wanted to see Amber again. After all, she was the only one of her race in the world, and she knew almost nothing about her identity as a Toto person, so she wanted to learn from Amber and learn about this race.

It's just that she didn't expect to see Su Ze in the professor's living room. Su Ze was sitting on the sofa next to the professor and was talking to the professor in a low voice.

When the professor saw Oger coming over, he kindly waved to him, "You haven't seen Su Ze, have you? Come, let me introduce you to you. You are all my students, so you should get along well."

Unexpectedly, Su Ze was also admitted to Professor Miao Miao's doctoral student.

I saw Su Ze get up and say hello to Oger, "I've seen it before. Officer Nax and I are still neighbors."

Auger also shook hands with Su Ze politely, "We will be classmates in the future, call me Auger."

Su Ze also said: "Although I woke up after 20 years of freezing, my actual age is about the same as you and Miss Chun. Just call me Su Ze."

The professor saw that the two of them seemed to be getting along well, and he also warned: "I hope you can live in harmony with me."

After the greeting, everyone took their seats, and the old uncle took the lead to explain the purpose of his visit to the professor.

The professor was very interested after hearing his uncle's request, and said, "I am interested in synthesizing pets, but synthesizing pets is wrong from my beliefs, how could the **** of truth allow it? Where do we create life?"

Lin Crimson said: "You don't need to have the ability to reproduce, you only need to be able to accompany humans for more than ten or twenty years."

The professor pondered for a while, and the old uncle pleaded beside him, "Please do me a favor."

Su Ze next to him said, "Creating life is actually fun, isn't it?"

Auger said, "I think this could be a research topic."

Under the persuasion of everyone, Professor Miao Miao finally decided to do a favor, "I will only help you to synthesize one, and you can solve the rest by yourself."

Just as the old uncle wanted to ask him to send the Buddha to the west to help make more than 180 animals, Professor Miao Miao had already spoken, "With Professor Lin here, this is all very easy."

Professor Miao Miao's eyes fell on Lin Fianhong and said, "I haven't seen you for thirty years, Professor Lin?"

A surprised look appeared on Lin Xianhong's face, and she returned to normal at will, with a faint smile on her face, "I didn't expect you to remember me?"

Miao Miao said: "You have changed a lot. When you came last time, I only thought that you were a bit like Professor Lin in my memory. I only confirmed it when I saw you this time."

Everyone did not expect that Professor Miao Miao and Lin Crimson had known each other for many years.

Miu Miu asked again: "You were still there when I left Sivir's laboratory thirty years ago, and then I heard that you had a major accident in an experiment..."

Chunlai was taken aback for a moment. Does the name Professor Sivir sound so familiar? Ah, the best expert on the Toto people.

So Scarlet was once a member of that Sivir lab?

Lin Binghong unconsciously touched her cheek, "It was a little accident, but it's okay."

The professor said, "I heard that you were blown away in that experiment. When you were found, your body was already..." He looked at Lin Crimson's now intact body and didn't know what to say.

Lin Crimson said calmly: "To be precise, my whole body was blown up, only my brain is still intact."

"So my body is a robot, only my brain is mine."

The author has something to say: If you want to keep a pet, you must apply to the state to have a child! I like this thread so much! Thank you to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2020-02-1205:03:49~2020-02-1305:20:14~

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