I write apocrypha in Warhammer

The orc's name is Liquor Gefant, and he is a powerful war warlord.

It was through battle after battle that it wiped out other warlords and threats from the human empire, and finally succeeded in unifying Waste Saturn and became the highest talker in that world.

Although he lost an eye and part of his jaw in those battles, he used an iron patch to cover the wound afterwards. Such a simple and straightforward treatment made this war lord even more legendary.

The closest imperial territory to Waste Saturn is Nord, a standard fortress world specifically responsible for suppressing the green skin threat in this sector.

However, due to a commander's stupid mistake not long ago, a large number of imperial troops were annihilated by the green-skinned orcs on Waste Saturn. Now they no longer have the ability to attack outside and can only stay at home and wait for the enemy to attack.

Everyone knows that the peace of the green-skinned orcs will not last long. After there are no more satisfying battles on Waste Saturn, this newly promoted war warlord will undoubtedly burn the flames of war nearby. of other planets

The orcs' technology is becoming more and more powerful as they fight, and they will almost never lack manpower and food. The steel garbage left over from previous wars is enough for them to create a variety of large-scale killing weapons.

So when the green-skinned army really arrives on Nordstar, the scene will definitely become quite ugly.

This is what Wei Mu hopes to prevent.

He took the barrel of green mushroom wine obtained from the black market on Midden and took a spaceship to Waste Saturn alone, intending to visit the legendary green-skinned warlord.

As soon as Wei Mu's spaceship landed on the surface of Waste Saturn, a group of orc boys discovered him.

After he told him that he came specifically to deliver something to their leader, the boys did not harm him, but led him to the fortress where the leader was.

After all, it is rare for a human shrimp to take the initiative to give a favor to the leader, and the gift is the boss's favorite green mushroom wine. If the shrimp has any shortcomings due to their own actions, the leader will definitely not know it when he finds out. Let them go.

So just like that, Wei Mu successfully entered the greenskin fortress.

Entering the fortress safely to meet the green-skinned warlord is not the difficulty of this operation, but how to convince the other party and escape unscathed is the difficulty.

Orcs are a race that values ​​strength, and bullying the weak is a completely normal thing for them.

In the past, many lobbyists hoped to use their superb words to deceive the greenskins who were not very intelligent. In the end, they all fell over without exception. The key is that the greenskins thought they were strong and the messengers were weak. They can do anything to the messenger, and anything the messenger says is fart to them.

If you say that the Human Empire is standing behind me, and there are millions of Imperial Navy supporting me, and you have to respect me, I'm sorry, the greenskins are not that smart yet.

They can only see a weakling talking about all kinds of annoying nonsense in front of them, constantly saying things that make them brain-burning, and even claiming to be helping them analyze the pros and cons.

Rather than using their brains, the greenskins prefer to do things directly.

If you get someone who can beat you, and hope that the greenskins will pay attention to you and listen to you carefully, that's even more impossible.

They are worried about not being able to find an opponent, so you throw a bunch of them in their face, just in time to start fighting on the spot - this is how they value it.

The people who come to negotiate are no matter how strong they are, or how weak they are. Even if the negotiation is successful, the green-skinned orcs will not abide by the contract honestly. This has led to the green-skinned orcs being labeled lawless by all major races a long time ago. Exchange tags.

"In that case, how did you do it, get the other person drunk with wine?" Azmore asked.

"Of course not. It only works for a while if you get drunk. What should you do if the other party sobers up? This is not a business negotiation over a wine table. You can fool others into signing the contract while they are unconscious. In fact, the negotiation itself is not normal with the green skin. communication methods, when the Ancient Sages designed them, they certainly didn’t think that one day they would be responsible for diplomatic work." Wei Mu replied.

"When dealing with greenskins, you must first realize one very important thing. They are biological weapons made by the ancient saints. They are a race created specifically for fighting. Therefore, for such a race, everything has nothing to do with war. Irrelevant things are meaningless.”

"Now that you have figured this out, think carefully about what the core elements of battle are. Only topics that revolve around those core elements can be topics that can be communicated normally with the green-skinned orcs."

"The first element of war is manpower, but the green-skinned orcs' unique breeding method makes them hardly have to worry about manpower, so it is meaningless to talk about manpower with them."

"The second element is logistics. Likewise, green-skinned spores can create an entire ecosystem on their own to support the orcs. Coupled with the orcs' extremely strong environmental adaptability and self-recovery capabilities, there is no point in talking about logistics with them."

"The third is morale. Orcs are not afraid of death by nature, and long for war in their bones. Even if they sometimes run away in rout, they are often worried that there will be no fight in the future, so there is no way to talk to them about morale or life and death."

"The fourth is technology. The Ancient Sage has directly imprinted technology into the genes of the green skins. As a result, they do not need to learn and can unlock quite powerful technologies just by fighting. Talking about technology with them is also not possible."

"Fifth is weapons and equipment. The greenskins have the unique power of thinking, which allows them to build all kinds of powerful weapons just by relying on a pile of scrap metal, so there is no shortage of weapons and equipment. Of course, there are also some places The greenskins don’t even have scrap metal, so the empire has the opportunity to reach some simple deals with them, but in general..."

"Watch your words, heretic, the Empire will never make any deals with aliens!"

Azrael snapped.

"I told you, buddy, stop acting. You have a bunch of little men in robes at home, and you still have the nerve to point at others and call them heretics."

Wei Mu waved his hand helplessly.

"That's what we are."

"You have reasons and difficulties. It is for the empire and loyalty to humanity. If the same situation is applied to others, that is, they collude with aliens. This is betrayal and blasphemy. They need to be cut into pieces and hanged on the gallows. Needless to say, I understand, I understand everything.”

Wei Mu's words immediately made Azrael lose his temper, and frightened the mortal jury and judge present.

I thought that such a public trial was just a formality, but in the end, this guy was so arrogant that he dared to say anything.

Can the existence of the little man in the robe be spread casually? You kid is looking for death, can you please stop dragging us with you?

However, the conversation had reached this point, and Wei Mu knew that the Dark Angels could no longer deal with him.

So he ignored the expressions of everyone present and continued to talk to himself.

"All in all, the Ancient Sages' methods are really powerful. Their various designs directly turned the green-skinned orcs into a nearly perfect biological weapon. However, there are always losses. No matter how smart the Ancient Sages are, some elements of war are not just light. Things that can be solved by design—such as fame.”

"With fame, the orc warlords can gather more boys under their command to fight bigger wars. But not all orcs can achieve great fame, so fame is a topic that can be communicated with the orcs. Don't worry about the enemy's needs. , I’m afraid that the enemy doesn’t have the need, so I can control the opponent only if he has the need.”

"You mean to start by helping the other party become famous?" Azrael's eyes were sharp. "Don't you know that doing this will only make the green-skinned threat more terrifying?"

The reason why the green skins are a periodic natural disaster is that they are waiting for a powerful boss to gather them together in this cycle. Now it is better for you to directly help the green skin warlords become famous. Are you afraid that the green skins are not strong enough or that you are not dead enough? awful?

"Of course I know." Wei Mu curled his lips, "If you want to avoid this, you have to focus on another element of war—the opponent."