I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Smash the drifting bottle The life I long for Stop talking, stop talking and want.

Finally, as if she had made up her mind, she said, “Brother, I didn’t say that, there seems to be something wrong with your mind.”

Not to be outdone, Baishen said, “Bro, with all due respect, there is something wrong with your looks.”

Wang Baoqiang: “…”

Critical attack!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the field and getting 100 points of obsession from Wang Baoqiang!”

Li Chen next to him was about to laugh like crazy!

“Hahaha, I found out that he has the potential to be a comedian!”

Li Chen didn’t recognize that Baishen was the amateur guest who yearned for life. In addition, Baishen didn’t wear any famous brands, which made Li Chen think he was an ordinary villager.

Baishen thanked very politely: “Thank you, I found that you also have the potential to sing Peking Opera.”

Li Chen was puzzled: “How to say?”

Baishen stood up, flicked the dust off his body, smiled slightly and said:

“Playing a buffoon.”

Li Chen: ‘…’

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of stupidity from Li Chen!”

The girl who came this time was not a girl like Reba, so Baishen didn’t have to show mercy.

Although he didn’t show mercy to Reba…

After Baishen finished smashing the scene, he rode his bicycle and drifted away, leaving the two stunned in place with a back like an old man.

“My God, are all the young people these days so naughty?”

Wang Baoqiang couldn’t help muttering.

…

Back at the mushroom house, Huang Lei has already stewed the pork and stewed vermicelli, and the rice has been steamed, and there are only two dishes left.

“It’s already noon now, let’s cook what the guests want to eat at night.”

Huang Lei looked at the pot, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said.

It’s already very hot now. If I stand outside for a while at noon, I’m going to sweat profusely.

Poor Little Chef Huang, he has been in this mushroom house for several days, and he has never left the stove for ten meters…

“How about you cook and I go out to break corn?” Huang Lei suddenly said to Baishen.

Baishen smiled charmingly.

A top salted fish like him, no matter what, can’t do it!

Huang Lei also realized that he had asked the wrong person, so he went to ask He Jiong again.

As a result, Teacher He got an expression of “No way” and affirmative denial along the way.

“I don’t want Teacher Huang, let me break the corn!”

Huang Lei could only smile helplessly.

…

Baishen took a shower, lay on the deck chair outside, and leisurely played with the OPPO mobile phone provided by the sponsor.

After finishing the chicken coop, Liu Xianhua also lay down and followed Baishen’s action to play with his mobile phone.

The two are like a mirror, no matter what Baishen does, Liu Xianhua will definitely follow.

After coming down a few times, Baishen became angry: “I bought a watch last year, what are you doing!”

Liu Xianhua looked innocent, “I want to learn how to be as good as you!”

For this answer, Huang Lei, who was cooking, gave 99 points.

For the remaining one point, he will have to see how Baishen retorts.

Bai Shenxin said that he couldn’t cure the old man and he couldn’t cure you, so he sneered immediately:

“Then I guess you have to reincarnate first.”

again…

reincarnation…

Liu Xianhua said that he received 10,000 points of damage.

Huang Lei next to him was about to laugh like crazy.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of stupidity from Liu Xianhua!”

…

After checking Weibo for a while, Huang Lei hadn’t finished cooking, and Li Chen and Wang Baoqiang hadn’t come back either. Baishen felt a little bored.

Suddenly, Liu Xianhua stretched out his mobile phone and said with embarrassment:

“Brother, what does this mean?”

Liu Xianhua was playing Wechat’s Drift Bottle, which was still in Chinese, no wonder he couldn’t understand it.

I saw that it said: I am Zhang Lili, a native of Chengdu, Sichuan, married to a local rich man, but her husband is barren, and he spends a lot of money to ask for a child, 5 million!

Seeing this, Bai Shenle was overjoyed, and said to Liu Xianhua, “That is to say, as long as you call her mother, she will give you 5 million!”

Liu Xianhua’s face lit up when he heard it, and he immediately typed two large Chinese characters: “Mom!”

There was a quick reply: “…idiot!”Liu Xian said: “Mom! Mom!”

Liu Xian sent these two words non-stop, with the vigor of not giving up until the money was in hand.

But the other party never replied again, probably with an expression on his face as if he had eaten shit.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for enabling the drift bottle function!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of obsession from Liu Ergou!”

As soon as he heard that he was confused, Baishen also became interested.

Although it’s less, but for Baishen who has money and doesn’t make money as a bastard, no matter how small a mosquito is, it’s still meat!

So he immediately opened the Wechat drifting bottle and picked up a bottle.

It read: I was weaned early when I was a child. Is there any kind sister or younger sister who would let me experience the feeling of breastfeeding?

Bai Shen was amused when he saw it.

I didn’t expect that besides the infertile husbands on the drifting bottle, there are also some who are flirtatious!

So he immediately replied: “My old sow has just given birth, are you coming to eat by yourself, or should I deliver it to you?”

Click to send!

Baishen felt very refreshed.

About a minute later, Baishen heard the news in his mind that the value had arrived:

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 10 points of stupidity from Li Ming!”

Baishen smiled and continued to send a message:

“Oh, yes, you will pay for the courier fee.”

other side:’……’

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 10 points of stupidity from Li Ming!”

Baishen almost went crazy with joy!

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