I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zi Qiao heard the words, and immediately took two from the table to Yifei: "Here."

"I go!!"

Yi Fei was about to pick him up when she suddenly saw Zi Qiao's face and was startled.

"Zi Qiao, why did your face change like this? You must have been bitten by a zombie, right?"

"No." Zi Qiao shook her head and said, "I have makeup on my face. In order to sell sunscreen, I fought hard!"

"Honey." Yifei stretched out her hand and touched Ziqiao's face, and said, "It's true! The makeup artist in your shop is too good, isn't it?"

"It wasn't made by the makeup artist in the store." Dali smiled and glanced at Ji Yu, and said, "Mr. Hu, the makeup on Lao Bu's face was made by his cousin."

"What? Ji Yuhua?" Yifei looked at Ji Yu in disbelief, and said, "The real person doesn't show his face! I can't tell, Ji Yu actually wears makeup!"

"No." Yifei tasted the wrinkles on Pinziqiao's face carefully and said, "This is not makeup, this is disguise! Ji Yu is too strong."

Ji Yu was a little embarrassed when he heard Yifei's words, and said, "I just paint blindly, blindly."

"Don't be modest." Yifei patted Ji Yu's shoulder and said, "Your strength does not allow you to be so low-key."

Ji Yu: "..."

But he just likes to be low-key.

"That's right." Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and said, "Zi Qiao, the sunscreen has been sold out for so long, why haven't you removed your makeup yet?"

Zi Qiao heard the words and said, "Is there anyone looking at the room soon? If the other party is a wretched man, I will scare him to death with this face!"

"I don't need you." Yi Fei pointed to herself and Ji Yu, and said, "Ji Yu and I will both flick and flick. It's really a vulgar guy. We'll deal with him in minutes."

Zi Qiao shook his head and said, "You guys are too violent. What if he sue us for personal injury? It's better to be scary. After scaring him, I'll remove my makeup and destroy the evidence!"

"Clap clap clap."

When Ji Yu heard this, he couldn't help but applaud Zi Qiao.

6 Ah.

Seeing Ziqiao being so vigilant, Vigorously asked, "Sister Meijia, is the tenant who will come to see the room, is it a boy?"

"No." Mei Jia said, "The online name is Yishu Lihua, a proper literary girl. But Ziqiao doesn't believe it, saying that many big-footed guys like to pretend to be literary girls nowadays."

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "People come to see the house, not online dating and playing games, shouldn't they?"

"It's fine." Zi Qiao said, "It's not a bad thing to prepare more. If it's really a young lady who comes to see the house, why don't I scare her?"

"Dong dong dong."

While speaking, there was a knock on the door.

Zi Qiao looked solemn and said, "Who of you is going to open the door? I'll find a place to hide first. If it's a wretched guy, you can call me."

After speaking, Zi Qiao ran into the room closest to the living room and slammed the door shut.

Seeing this, Yifei shook her head and said, "I'll open the door."

Chapter 49

Ji Yu, who was sitting on the sofa, looked back at the door.

Quilt Joe said this, he is also very curious now.

Yi Fei went to the door and opened it.

In an instant, a beautiful shadow came into view.

A mature woman in a white formal suit stood outside the door, holding a document in her hand, looking very neat.

Seeing the person coming, Mika whispered to Ji Yuhe Dali: "I just said she was a literary girl! Ziqiao still doesn't believe it."

He looked at the woman vigorously, and said, "Although this young lady is not artistic or girly enough, she has a good temperament and should work in a big company."

Ji Yu turned around, leaned back on the sofa, and said, "It seems that Zi Qiao is worried for nothing."

"I'll take her to see the house."

Mika stood up from the sofa with a very positive attitude.

After all, once the woman moves in, her rent will be reduced.

It's a big deal when it comes to money!must be treated positively.

After Mika left, Dali sat down beside Ji Yu very naturally.

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "That might be your future roommate, don't you want to know about it?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he smiled and said, "I believe that Teacher Hu and Sister Meijia, with the two of them checking in, will definitely recruit good roommates."

"That's right." Ji Yu nodded, agreeing with Dali's words.

Mika's eyesight may be inaccurate sometimes, but Hu Yifei is the eldest sister of the apartment.

Dare to play tricks in front of Yifei, that person will definitely die in a rhythm.

After a few minutes.

The woman in white came out of the room and said to Yifei and Meijia who were beside her, "I know everything about the house, and I'm very satisfied.

On the way here, I made a contract myself. If there is no problem, let's sign the contract directly, shall we? "

When Yi Fei heard the woman's words, she tilted her head with a complicated expression.

This line...isn't it usually said by the landlord?

Mika didn't think much about it, she was overjoyed to hear the woman say that she can sign the contract now.

Meijia looked at the woman and said, "The contract can be signed, but we have to pay the rent immediately, and we will pay one for two."

"No problem." The woman said to Mika.

Hearing that the money can be put in place immediately, Mika immediately ran into the house to get a pen.

Glancing at the woman vigorously, he whispered to Ji Yu, "I have practiced in a real estate company, and I have rarely met such a happy tenant."

"Maybe the previous house is about to expire, and I'm in a hurry to move." Ji Yu guessed.

"It should be." Nodding vigorously.

living room.

Mika took out the pen and handed it to Yifei.

Yifei took the pen, looked at the woman, and said, "Did you bring a copy of your ID card? I want to keep a copy here."

"If there is no printer next door, I can go and make copies for you." Mika said.

"No." The woman took out a piece of paper from the folder and said, "I brought it."

Yifei reached out and took the copy, glanced at the information on it, and said, "So your name is Zhao Lihua, which is exactly the same as my uneasy student's name. But you are a woman, he is a man.

Wait... your gender..."

Yifei was talking, but suddenly there was no sound.

"What's wrong with the gender?" Mika raised her head to look at Yi Fei's words.

Seeing this, she instantly widened her eyes and shouted, "Fuck! Are you a man?!"

"What??"

Ji Yu and Dali, who were sitting on the sofa, immediately became uneasy when they heard this, and stood up.

Is this woman a man?

The woman in white looked at the copy and saw that the gender column was marked with [Male], her expression panicked: "Oops, I forgot P..."

"Forget, remember, P, did you?"

Yifei repeated the woman's words word by word, with a dangerous smile on her face.

She picked up the red wine bottle on the table and knocked on it, "I said why are you in such a hurry to sign the contract, there is a conspiracy! Say, who are you?

You came to 3601, what are you trying to do? "

Yi Fei's tone was very fierce, and the woman in white took a few steps back in fright.

She looked at Yi Fei, then looked back at Ji Yu by the sofa, pursing her lips, looking very tangled.

Seeing this scene, Mika opened her mind and said, "Ji Yu, isn't this a romantic debt you caused?"

Ji Yu: "???"

This woman just glanced at him, how did she get involved with him?

In order to clear his suspicions, Ji Yu picked up the shark doll on the sofa and pointed it at the woman, "Tell me, who are you?"

"me……"

The woman looked nervous and her eyes were erratic.

After a while, she gritted her teeth, her eyes suddenly firmed, and said, "Okay, I'll confess."

"Say."

Dali, Ji Yu, Yifei, and Mika looked at the woman with very bad eyes.

I originally thought that the other party was a good and generous roommate, but I didn't expect the ID card information to be forged!

I can't bear it!

The woman looked at the four of them, brewed her emotions, and said, "Actually... my ID card information is true, I'm a man!"

Ji Yu: "..."

"Do you think we are blind?" Dali asked.

Yifei shook the wine bottle in her hand and slowly approached the woman: "It seems that you can't cry without seeing the coffin."

"Really, what I said is true!"

The woman looked at the crowd and said, "The reason why I became like this is because my family was poor when I was a child, and was taken to Taiguo by relatives. I...had sex reassignment surgery over there.

Later, I managed to save enough money to redeem myself and go back to China, where I got a job in a decent company.However, I am still discriminated against by many people because of my gender.