I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Are these netizens speaking so unethically?

Thinking of what Dali said for himself, Ji Yu turned on the voice input and said, "Away, I only love my wife."

"Pfft."

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Dali's heart suddenly beat fiercely.

Before she could carefully investigate the cause of the rapid heartbeat, the screams of the girl next to her diverted all her attention.

"Ahhhh! Little brother is so good, this sentence is too flirtatious!"

When the boy saw the girl screaming for Ji Yu, he was a little jealous, but there was something that made him even more curious.

He looked at Ji Yu and Dali and asked aloud, "You two, are you really cousins?"

One calls the other's wife, the other calls the other's husband, this is too ambiguous!

Yifei heard the boy's question and said, "It's not a relative. It's a super distant one. It's not a relative."

"Oh~~~"

The boy heard this and understood.

Seeing that the boys and girls had stopped quarreling, Yifei asked, "Do you two have any other questions? If not, why don't you go home and play games?"

"Okay." The girl nodded and said, "I already know the doubles routine of lawyer Zhuge and my little brother. Although I can't become as good as the two of them all at once, I will try my best!"

Hearing the girl's words, Zhang Wei raised his hand again to correct: "Dali is not a lawyer, I'm the only one in this room..."

However, before he could finish speaking, the boy's voice overwhelmed him again...  

"Baby, let's work hard together!" The boy hugged the girl with affection.

Zhang Wei: "..."

Seeing that the two of them were reconciled as before, Yifei smiled sweetly and said, "Go home quickly, don't quarrel at every turn in the future, it's very hurtful."

"Well, we got it."

The girl nodded, then looked at the power that exploded the crystal, and said, "Lawyer Zhuge, thank you."

"God, thank you!" The boy looked at Ji Yu and said.

Ji Yu and Dali smiled back when they heard what they said.

Seeing this scene, the girl excitedly held Ji Yuhe's hand and said, "You two are too sweet, you must be happy forever!"

The boy also looked at Ji Yu and Dali, and said, "If you remember us when you get married, you can send an invitation, we will definitely be there!"

Ji Yu: "???"

No, why did you suddenly get married?

Dali heard the words of the two, and his heartbeat was inexplicably much faster.

"Lawyer Zhuge, God, goodbye." The boy and the girl waved and walked outside together.

Zhang Wei looked at the backs of the two and reminded again: "Dali is not a lawyer. In this room, I am the only lawyer!"

"boom."

In response to him, a door slammed.

Zhang Wei: "...Am I being ignored?"

"Don't be discouraged." Yi Fei patted Zhang Wei's shoulder and said, "Although you didn't help the first couple, there is a second couple and a third couple!

Believe in yourself, you will always be useful! "

Zhang Wei: "..."

Why don't you feel comforted at all?

After Yifei encouraged Zhang Wei, she looked at Ji Yu and said with a smile, "Ji Yu, I didn't see you wrong! I decided to make you the No. [-] assistant of Yifei's emotional mediation team!"

Hearing the number zero, Ji Yu thought for a second that it was 0 or 1 in the game.

Always feel weird.

He looked at Yifei and said, "Thank you, but I refuse."

Yi Fei didn't bother with Ji Yu about this.

She heard footsteps outside, sat up straight, and said, "Get ready, a newcomer is here."

When the words were over, Mika and Curry Sauce came in from outside with excited expressions: "I heard how many people have played with each other here! We are not late, right?".

Chapter 67

"You're late." Yi Fei replied, "The couple just left."

"Ah..." When Mika heard this, her excited face suddenly became extremely disappointed.

Ji Yu guessed that Mei Jia heard the gossip from Zi Qiao, and said strangely: "Zi Qiao has been back for so long, so I'm only mentioning this to you now?"

"No."

Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "Zi Qiao told me after you left, I was going to eat melon soon! I came across curry sauce instead.

As soon as I entered 3602, I saw her rummaging through boxes in the refrigerator, looking for - yellow - melon. "

"Looking for a cucumber??" Yifei had a meaningful expression on her face when she heard Mika's words.

Seeing Yifei's smile, Curry Sauce explained embarrassingly: "Don't get me wrong, I'm looking for cucumbers to put on a mask to hydrate. I used the cucumber for too long and it dried out."

"Damn." Yi Fei waved her hand and said, "It turned out to be for applying a mask."

Dali heard Yifei's words, looked at Ji Yu suspiciously, and asked, "What else can cucumbers be used for besides putting on a mask?"

"Of course it's for eating!" Ji Yu looked at the simple force and said, "Yi Fei thought the curry sauce was hungry."

"is it?"

Looking at Yi Fei vigorously, she always felt that what Yi Fei thought was different from what Ji Yu said.

In order to divert his attention, Ji Yu looked at Mei Jia and asked 19: "Mei Jia, then what happened? What happened after you met Curry Sauce?"

"I'll tell you, I'll tell you!" Curry sauce raised her hand with excitement: "Sister Meijia gave me all her skin care products and cosmetics!"

"Mika, you Santa!" Yifei exclaimed in surprise.

"Even if Mika is Santa Claus, today is not Christmas." Zhang Wei thought about it and said, "I see! Mika is cosplaying Santa Claus!"

Mika glanced at the two of them and said, "I didn't want to be Santa Claus, but I was pregnant, so I didn't dare to use many products, for fear that it would be bad for the baby.

There is no cosmetic in curry paste, so I will use it for her. "

"Sister Meijia, you are so kind!" Curry sauce said, giving Meijia a big hug.

Mika touched the curry sauce's head like an older sister and said, "You have to treat them well, those are my treasures."

"Don't worry, I will definitely treat them well!" Curry sauce raised his hand and made four.

"Because I went back to my room to clean up my makeup, I came late. I knew this news broke so quickly, so I'll go to clean up after listening to it!"

After Mika finished speaking, she looked sad.

Seeing this, Yi Fei said, "Meijia, don't worry, there is a couple on their way to the law firm, maybe this time will be very exciting!"

Ji Yu, who was sitting beside him: "..."

This is said, as if the previous couple's revelations were really exciting.

Ji Yu turned on the switch, ready to continue playing the game.

"Tattoo."

There was a sound of footsteps in everyone's ears.

Zhang Weili straightened his collar and looked a little excited: "Come on, I have to play a role this time!"

Mika looked at the door expectantly and said, "It seems that there is only one person who came in. I smell the big melon!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a man walked to the door with a pile of small cakes in his hand, and said with a smile, "Do you all eat cake? The restaurant gave it for free when I checked out. It is said that the taste is not bad."

"Zhao Haitang?!"

Zhang Wei and Mei Jia saw the person coming, and their faces suddenly showed disappointment: "Why are you?"

"It's not who I can be."

Zhao Haitang walked in and sent one to everyone.

Ji Yu looked at the cake handed in front of him, a little surprised: "You give me the cake? There won't be poison in it, right?"

"Poisoning is against the law, how could I, Zhao Haitang, do something against the law!"

Zhao Haitang looked at Ji Yu and said, "You are here to help Mr. Hu to mediate the couple's conflict, right? I want to PK with you! Let's see who has the most successful couples in mediation!"

When Yifei heard Zhao Haitang's words, she was afraid that Ji Yu would be annoyed by Zhao Haitang, so she said directly, "Zhao Haitang, this is my territory! You can help me here, but you are not allowed to harass Ji Yu.

Otherwise, you will go out with the cake for me. "

"Okay, Mr. Hu! No problem, Mr. Hu!"

When Zhao Haitang heard Yifei's words, she immediately moved a chair over and sat down obediently.

Ji Yu saw that Yi Fei was so considerate, so he didn't rush to leave and continued to play the game.

Although the first couple didn't break any news, maybe there are big melons in the back?

After everyone sat down, the second couple came in arguing.

When they were at the door, the decibels of the two were very loud, and the noise was appropriate.

But at the moment of entering the door, I saw seven people sitting neatly in the room, and six of them stared at them with wolf-like eyes.

The two opened their mouths and suddenly fell silent.

Zhang Wei leaned into Yifei's ear and whispered, "I'll just say it's good to play at home. Look, they're too scared to speak."

Yifei glanced at the young couple sitting cautiously across from her, smiled at Zhang Wei, and said, "It feels really good to play at home."

Mika looked at the new couple and said with a smile, "Don't stop, keep arguing. But keep your voice down and speak slowly, or I won't be able to hear you clearly."