If you are a pirate, you will be in the Straw Hats

Nami and Usopp looked at each other.

“...... I think you're very unreliable. Usopp looked at Nami suspiciously.

"That's my line! Fortunately, Em is still there..." Nami patted her chest and sighed in relief.

As soon as the wind blew, the smiling Em was blown away.

∑(O_O；

Nami and Usopp looked at each other again, the fear in each other's eyes was incomparable, the huge Merry was only the two of them, and the secluded jungle let out a few roars of beasts from time to time, as if waiting to choose someone.

"I... I want to go home..." Nami's voice seemed helpless.

......

[Dinosaurs? Shouldn't this thing be extinct? I'm in One Piece world, that's fine, I don't know how these guys taste. Em squatted on a branch and drooled a little as he looked at the dinosaur below.

“...... Forget it, I'd better go back to the ship. Only Nami and Usopp felt that there should be a problem. He stood up and muttered, then his gaze froze, and he turned his head sharply in the direction of the Meili, and his figure instantly disappeared on the branches.

......

"Hahahahaha, I, Brocky, am the strongest warrior of the Giants. Now that the ingredients are available, I invite you to eat meat, and you invite me to drink the bar! A strong man over 12 meters tall made a thunderous sound, clutching the head of a bleeding Tyrannosaurus rex in his hand.

Nami and Usopp collapsed on the ground, their faces full of despair, and the scene looked a little bad.

"Well, I just want to taste it, but we may not have enough wine for you." Em's voice sounded behind the two.

"Em!!" Nami and Usopp made the pendant of his thigh...

"Hahahahaha, I haven't tasted wine for a long time, it's already good to be able to taste it. How dare you hope to drink a full meal. Brocky laughed happily when he heard this.

"Usopp, move the wine!" Em broke away from the two and walked towards the cabin.

"Em, I... Are we really going? Nami asked, whimpering.

"You don't want to eat dinosaur meat?" Em's expression was a little incredulous.

"Not the problem!"

"Hmm... So do you think I beat that giant?

Nami's expression became even more desperate.

......

"Hahahaha, I haven't drunk alcohol for a long time, it's so fragrant." The half-human-tall wine barrel was like an oral liquid in Brockie's hand, and as soon as he reached out and poured it, the full wine was poured into his mouth.

Nami whispered, "U... Usopp, look over there. "

Na... Nami, I saw, all human bones, I seemed to see our destination. Usopp's expression was as usual, he was no longer afraid, he already felt helpless.

Em gritted his teeth and tore it fiercely, and a large piece of Tyrannosaurus rex roast was ripped off by him. [This... The meat quality is a bit woody, is it a matter of cooking, stuff a little in the cabin when you leave, just in case. Then casually asked: "Uncle Brockie, how long does it take for the record pointer to be full?" "

One year."

"Oh." Em didn't feel anything, after all, that's the setting.

Looking at Nami and Usopp again, hearing this bad news, they were already lying on the ground, looking at the sky without love, tears sliding across their faces.

"You... What's wrong with you two. Em looked at the two and felt that they were a little rude, and now they can be considered guests.

The two glanced at Em, turned their heads neatly, and ignored him.

(꒪Д꒪)ノ

"You guys..."

Before he finished speaking, the sound of a huge volcanic eruption sounded, interrupting Em's words.

When Brocky heard this voice, his eyes froze, he slowly stood up and held the giant axe in his hand.

"Usopp, see you in the next life."

"Well, Nami, let's not be pirates in our next lives..." The

two closed their eyes and lay on the ground as if dead.

The corners of Em's eyes twitched, and he decided to ignore the two and spoke to Brocky, "What are you doing?"

"It's time for a duel, and today is the 73466th duel with my companion Blue Ghost Dongli."

"Isn't it a companion?"

"This is the rule in the village, when the two have a disagreement, they will divide the victory and defeat under the gaze of the god of giants, and the winner is the right person, but we have not divided the victory and defeat after 100 years of fighting!" Hahahahahaha! "

Success or defeat... What a simple rule. So what are your differences? "

Long forgotten, hahahahaha."

“...... Well, the battle of honor, I wish you a victorious start.

"Then it will be better for the little brother."

Brocky's every step was out of the momentum of shaking the ground.

Em turned to the two, and the two had actually gotten up and sat down, their faces as usual, as if it was not them who had just pretended to be dead.

"What a brave people, I really want to visit their village... That's the brave warrior I'm after, Em, do you understand? Usopp looked longingly at the two who were fighting for life and death.

Em swallowed the roast meat with difficulty and calmly replied, "If you weren't like that just now, I believe it."

"I call this emergency avoidance!" The one who knows the time is Junjie! "

“...... When Junjie heard this, he wanted to hit someone. "

“......"

......

The sound of the axe slashing on the shield sounded toothache, and every move of Dongli and Brocky was towards each other's vital points, not like companions, but like enemies of life and death.

[What if one day Luffy and I were in the same situation as them...] No, how is it possible, how can I strike at my thigh No. 1, isn't that looking for death? Em watched the battle in front of him in silence, shook his head, and shook the unrealistic idea out of his mind.

The fight between the two did not last long, the axe and the sword were set together, and the shield in his hand knocked on the other party's face at the same time, and said in unison: "73466 battle... Draw. "

......

"Hahahaha, having a good wine after a happy battle is simply an ideal in life." Brocky's cheeks were still swollen, but he didn't care at all, eating meat and drinking alcohol.

Usopp looked excited, took a bite of meat like Brockie, then poured a sip of wine, and then... Choke.

"Ahem, ahem..."

Em looked at him speechlessly, reached out and slapped him twice on the back.

"Thank you Em, I was almost strangled by this evil wine just now, thanks to your help." Usopp said with a serious look.

"Thank you for the wine... Trouble you can't drink to the child's table. Em looked at the goods and wanted to fold his nose.

"How can a brave sea warrior not drink." Usopp said and took another sip of wine.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem..."

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You are still strangled here.