I'm a Hokage in Tokyo

Somewhere in Tokyo, in a shelter on the tenth floor underground.

This is an underground shelter built to prevent nuclear war during the Cold War. It is buried deep in the ground, and the half-meter-thick leaded door is thick and strong, which claims to be able to withstand nuclear explosions.

This kind of underground shelter is not uncommon in the world. After the end of the Cold War, most of the shelters were abandoned, but some shelters were preserved by survival freaks, as doomsday bases, and even operated luxury shelters for the rich. Place.

The same is true of this underground shelter built in the 1980s. Not only is it connected to water and electricity, but it has also been remodeled to add modern facilities such as cinemas, courts, indoor swimming pools, and sports centers. underground kingdom.

In the school area on the seventh floor of the underground shelter, a spacious and bright multimedia classroom is brightly lit and looks the same as all the schools on the ground.

Just ignore the students on the desks in the classroom, they are all strange monsters.

These monsters have ferocious faces, some with sharp claws and fangs, some with fur and scales, all of them are monsters impressively.

It's just that these dozen or so monsters all put on expressions of contemplation, holding pens on the desk to answer questions, and some monsters with special limbs like animal claws that can't hold a pen, lying on the ground, dipping their paws in ink, Draw a sketch on the paper.

"Isn't this question too difficult?"

"What does this Chinese character mean? Why is it not marked with katakana? I can't understand this question."

"Pick A or B, it doesn't matter, just choose the one with the longest answer."

At this time, a green puppet monster on the podium, whose whole body was wrapped in tree roots and vines, suddenly stretched out a tentacle like an old tree root, tied up one of the monsters who was looking around, tied it up and threw it aside.

"No cheating! There are still five minutes left. This surprise test will be marked by the teacher himself."

The clock on the classroom wall reads eighteen fifty-five.

As soon as they heard the word "teacher", these monsters all showed panic and terror, and they didn't dare to whisper any more. They buried their heads in the test paper and began to write quickly.

Five minutes later, the puppet monster sprouted vines with leaves and put away all the test papers.

Within a few minutes, the door of the classroom was pushed open, and a humanoid monster wearing a white coat with white scales walked in.

Different from other strange monsters in the classroom that are closer to wild beasts, this monster has a snake head, a human body, complete limbs, and human clothes. At first glance, it looks somewhat human-like, but also because of the uncanny valley effect. Creepy.

A strong chilly aura filled the classroom as soon as the snake-headed monster appeared, and the other dozen or so monsters couldn't help lowering their heads and saying hello.

"teacher."

"Hello teacher."

"Good evening, everybody."

The teacher nodded, the reptile-like icy vertical eyes swept aside all the monsters, and then said in a hoarse voice;

"It's almost the end of April. I'm here to test your learning results during this time. I hope you won't disappoint me."

The teacher sat on the seat behind the podium, picked up a red pen to correct the test papers, brushed and brushed, and the movements were fast. Each test paper was circled in just a few seconds. The speed was extremely fast, which was also different from most test papers. is blank related.

After correcting, the teacher frowned, and his face became more and more indifferent.

Seeing the teacher's expression, the monsters below were all terrified, not even daring to breathe.

"The test results are out. Only the three monsters No. 04, 12, and 13 passed, and all the others failed!"

However, within a few minutes, the teacher had finished correcting all the test papers, with a gloomy tone, as if very dissatisfied.

"These papers are only comparable to the third grade of human elementary school. Why can't you even do this kind of topic? How do I usually teach you in class, and take my words as nothing?!"

The teacher scolded sharply, and all the monsters lowered their heads, as if flowers suddenly bloomed on the ground.

"If you fail the exam, you will be clear about the punishment. Start from the 1st, come up!"

A one-eyed monster walked over tremblingly with its whole body swinging.

The teacher stretched out a palm covered with white scales towards the one-eyed monster, and the next moment a gray poisonous snake emerged from the white coat, swooped over to wrap around the monster, and bit its neck.

"Ho ho—"

The one-eyed monster struggled on the ground in pain, foaming from its mouth, but the poisonous snake did not let it go, and continued to inject venom and inflict pain.

"You only scored 30 points in the test, so you will be punished for 30 seconds."

The teacher took out the phone from his pocket and started the stopwatch function. After 30 seconds, the poisonous snake let go of its mouth, hissed and spit out its core, and stared at the other monsters in the classroom.

"Kihara-kun, treat No. 1."

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Looking at the one-eyed monster lying unconscious on the ground with a black and blue face, all the monsters present showed expressions of rabbits, foxes, and animals hurting others. Thinking that I will also be punished for failing the exam, I couldn't help trembling stand up.

"Next is the 2nd. You only got 9 points in the test. How can you get 9 points? A monster like you who has no hands is doing special papers, all of which are multiple-choice questions. 9 points. It seems that you usually don't put your mind on your studies at all. Accept the punishment."

No. 2 is a monster lying on the ground with a mane like a wild boar but horns on its back. Fear flickered in its pupils, but it finally couldn't bear it anymore. When it raised its head, it turned over the desk and stomped it to pieces!

"Learn, learn ass!"

The bull-horned wild boar monster opened its bloody mouth and roared at the teacher:

"Orochi, do you have a brain problem, you monster!? As the king of monsters in Tokyo, you don't take us monsters to the streets to kill and eat people, and you want us monsters to hide here all day long to learn human characters. Count, you are still a monster ?"

"Shut up! No. 2, have you forgotten who took you in and protected you, and taught you how to speak?" The puppet monster snapped, a branch protruding from its body was about to tie up the bull-horned wild boar monster.

"Kihara-kun, let it speak."

The teacher waved his hand, his Adam's apple twitched, and he spat out a tablet from his mouth, calling out the data.

"I'm really fed up! I don't want to learn these bullshit human cultures, as long as monsters have strength, I want to rush to the streets and kill weak humans!" The bull-horned wild boar monster struggled Stomped on the ground, stepping on a pothole.

It turned its head and said to the other monsters:

"Do you still want to continue to learn these nonsense things here? Are you tortured by the big snake? Let's strike together and go to war with humans!"