I’m In Charge of SCP

Exploration VI records destroyed.

Exploration personnel: ██ consultant, male, ██ years old, Chinese descent, medium build, slightly antisocial personality, loves to talk trash. Dr. ██, female, ██ years old, thin build, had been treated for malnutrition.

The two were equipped with a 500-watt searchlight capable of maintaining power for 72 hours, a backpack containing two bottles of water, several nutritional supplements, a rope, a pack of melon seeds, and a Colt pistol. They did not carry any video equipment.

██ Consultant: Doctor █, do you need to record it so carefully? What kind of slightly antisocial personality, loves to talk trash, be careful I will sue you for defamation.

Dr. ██: Why did you sneak here in the middle of the night?

██ Advisor: If I told you that I heard the voice of that little boy calling for help in a dream, would you believe it?

Dr. ██: Not sure.

Consultant ██ (spreading hands): Then there is nothing to say.

Dr. ██: I will report your actions to the Foundation.

██ Consultant: Whatever you want, anyway, when I was in school, there were many girls calling me small reports, so I got used to it.

Dr. ██: That's because you've loved doing outrageous things since you were a kid.

All the way down to the tenth platform, the little boy called for help, and the ██ consultant listened attentively.

It was dark all around, Advisor ██ did not speak, and the entire stairwell fell silent.

Dr. ██ involuntarily moves closer to Advisor ██.

██ Advisor: What, are you scared?

Dr. ██: None.

██ Advisor: Wow, it's really enviable to be so brave, then let me tell you a ghost story——

Dr. ██: No!

██ Advisor (laughing arrogantly): Hahahaha——

Dr. ██ (frowning): I doubt why you weren't beaten to death by the side of the road.

██ Advisor: You can ask the Annihilation ██ Joint Committee and the Anti-██ Volunteer Alliance about this kind of thing. It’s not a day or two since they tried to kill me. Unfortunately, they fail every time. After all, no matter how cunning a hunter is, he can fight But what a fox.

Dr. ██: Why am I not surprised to hear about these two groups?

██ Advisor: Maybe you can join them.

Dr. ██: That's really an honor.

Keep going down.

Unlike the previous explorers, Advisor ██'s footsteps were brisk, as if he was traveling along the way, and he didn't seem to care about the danger below.

When they reached the 100th floor, the two stopped to rest.

Dr. ██ (holding the flashlight tightly): Are you really not afraid?

██ Advisor: I can tell you this, because of my genetics, I am not naturally sensitive to the emotion of fear.

Dr. ██ (sighs): In a way, you're a good fit for the Foundation.

██ Advisor: I can teach you a simple but effective method on how to overcome fear.

Dr. ██ (serious expression): What?

██ Consultant: Whenever you play the music of Zhu Bajie reciting his wife in your head, it can effectively dispel fear.

Dr. ██: When I didn't ask.

██ Advisor: Don't believe me? Oh, I'll let you try now—wait, wait, wait, low pressure, low, wait, wait, wait, wait, low, low, wait, low, low, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait and stare!

Dr. ██ (putting his hand on his forehead): ...

【DATA EXPUNGED】

Dr. ██: Can you tell me how your parents raised you.

Counselor ██: Heh, my father is much worse than me.

Dr. ██: That's really… (sigh)

██ Consultant: I will teach you one more principle, don’t answer random words if you can’t find the words.

Dr. ██: …

Go to the 150th floor,

Dr. ██ suddenly stopped, his expression grave.

Advisor ██: What's wrong?

Dr. ██: My head is filled with the melody of Zhu Bajie reciting his wife, and I can’t shake it off...

██ Advisor: Hahahaha——(Laughing arrogantly)

...

██ Consultant: Let me tell you another secret. In fact, many lyrics can be applied to Zhu Bajie’s melody of his wife, even sad songs, such as—you cried and told me that the stories in fairy tales are all lies. I am not your princess, and you will not be my prince. Since you said you love me, my, my, my world is lit up, lit up, lit up, lit up, lit up——

Dr. ██ (in pain): Please, stop mutilating my ears.

200th floor.

Consultant ██ (takes melon seeds out of the backpack, gnaws while walking): The white dragon’s horse’s hoof is facing west, holding Tang Sanzang and following the three tigers—ah~ah~ black cat sheriff, ah~ ah~ black cat sheriff ——I won’t tell you, I won’t tell you, I won’t tell you~

Dr. ██ said nothing.

██ Advisor: Intoxicated by my singing?

Dr. ██: I am seriously considering whether to join the Anti-██ Volunteer League.

250th floor.

Dr. ██ (slightly surprised): I find that I really don't seem to be that scared anymore.

██ Advisor (satisfied): Look, trust me, that's right.

300th floor.

Dr. ██ (nervous): Here it comes!

SCP-08-1, the gray face with no pupils, nostrils and mouth, appeared on the steps below them, less than two meters away from them.

██ Consultant (excited): You are waiting!

The ██ consultant jumped down like a hungry tiger, and grabbed SCP-087-1 suspended in the air.

Presumably no one has ever done anything like this before, SCP-087-1 reacts half a second slower, and is held in the hands of Advisor ██.

Consultant ██ tore SCP-087-1 vigorously with both hands, and the gray face was torn like a big cake by him, stretched to elongate.

SCP-087-1's face is full of disbelief.

██ Counselor (holds SCP-087-1 firmly with one hand, and slams it against the wall): Let you look at me! let you look at me! let you look at me! explain! Do you still dare to look at me!

【DATA EXPUNGED】

Due to loss of strength, SCP-087-1 slipped from the hands of ██ Advisor and quickly disappeared into the darkness.

From beginning to end, Dr. ██ was in a daze.

██ Advisor: What's wrong with you?

Dr. ██ (confused): ...

██ Consultant: Is it because my posture just now was too handsome.

Dr. ██ (looks disgusted): ...

On the 400th floor, the two sat on the stairs to rest.

Dr. ██: Seriously, what the hell is that thing?

██ Advisor: You mean SCP-087-1? As you can see, it's just a face.

Dr. ██: Then why...

██ Advisor: Why is it lethal to others, but not to me? Simple because I'm not afraid of it. Its ability should be to generate fear, which is also the source of its power. SCP-087 is its home field. The more serious the fear here, the stronger its power.

Dr. ██ (with serious expression): You are immune to SCP's ability, so you don't have to be afraid of it at all, but I'm here, won't it be your burden? (Suddenly realizes) That's why you're being funny to distract me!

██ Consultant (raising eyebrows): Otherwise, do you really think I like those childish and brainless songs?

Dr. ██ (head down): I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, and I apologize to you.

██ Counselor (awe-inspiring): No need to apologize.

Dr. ██: Huh?

██ Consultant: Because I just like those childish and brainless songs, hahahaha——(Laughing arrogantly)