I’m In Charge of SCP

Item #: SCP-343

Object Class: Safe

Description: SCP-343 is a male with an apparently raceless humanoid appearance, but apparently omnipotent. SCP-343 was discovered walking the streets of Prague, an employee witnessed him disappearing from the street and reappearing from a rooftop, and he was then detained by the Foundation. SCP-343 is kept in his containment cell voluntarily, as containment has proven impossible.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 resides in a 6.1m x 6.1m (20ft x 20ft) room at minimum security Site-17, and should be visited by at least one member of staff each day to provide any items it requests, due to Due to the nature of SCP-343, it is unnecessary/impossible to add further security precautions or request permissions.

...

In the half a year since he came to the SCP world, Zhang Jue made some conclusions about his abilities.

In addition to immunity/resistance to the effects of some SCPs, he can also acquire certain SCP properties through contact.

At present, the projects he has acquired related abilities in this way are: SCP049 (epidemic doctor), SCP053 (Shirley), SCP087-1 (that face), SCP106 (scary old man), SCP1013 (lizard chicken) and SCP2006 (too scary).

Through analysis, the characteristics of these SCPs can be easily summarized-they are all alive.

The so-called alive means that they all have a sense of self, no matter whether their abilities are active or passive, they can all be acquired by Zhang Jue.

Prior to SCP343, the only exception was SCP-701-1, The Hanged King.

Although Zhang Jue had contact with the resurrected Hanged King, he had not obtained any of his abilities.

When Zhang Jue touched him, it felt like he was touching an object - cold and without warmth.

At first he thought that the Hanged King had died once and was not considered a living thing, but this explanation was obviously very far-fetched.

Now, when SCP-343, the old man who claims to be the Creator, touches him, he feels very similar to the Hanged King.

He couldn't feel anything special from the other person. Although the temperature of the old man's palm was the same as that of a normal person, it felt like he was touching an object.

There is no communication whatsoever between the two bodies.

In other words, he cannot obtain any ability from the opponent.

Really bad enough.

SCP-343, who claims to be the creator of the universe, is referred to as 'God' by site 17 staff.

He is the most powerful one among all the SCP projects that Zhang Jue has encountered since entering the SCP world, not one of them.

From his file, it can be known that the Foundation has even given up on his containment.

He exists at site17, all by self-awareness.

If he could gain some abilities from him, Zhang Jue would definitely be able to kick Bai Fumei away and directly reach the pinnacle of life.

But obviously, like the Hanged King, these high-ranking creatures have their own special abilities, which cannot be easily touched by Zhang Jue.

It's like dreaming that there is a naked beauty lying on the opposite side of her, and she is about to do something she loves, but suddenly finds that she has also become a fucking woman.

That's embarrassing.

This is how Zhang Jue feels now.

Obviously the opponent's ability is very powerful, and it is right in front of his eyes, so he can touch it casually.

But he can't get any ability.

Asking how much you can worry is like a group of eunuchs going to brothels.

...

Old man, why are you so leisurely? A disaster is about to happen in this world, do you know?

Since you can't take advantage of it,

Zhang Jue simply opened his mouth to ask questions, which was his usual style, anyway, if you don't ask, you don't ask.

SCP343 always has a calm demeanor, as if everything in the world is clear to his chest.

He smiled and said: The pain we endure today is for a better tomorrow, and the coming disaster may also be for a better future.

Like those so-called outsiders, what 343 said seemed reasonable, but they were all mysterious things, which didn't really help Zhang Jue's troubles. He didn't like to hear this kind of chicken soup.

Zhang Jue said unhappily: Old man, I don't care if you are God or what, if you can't help me, please stay away from me. I eat, sleep, beat Doudou every day, and even molested good women. I am very tired. .”

SCP343 looked at Zhang Jue, Young man, isn't that why you came into this world?

I didn't come here voluntarily. Zhang Jue snorted, and suddenly looked at SCP343, Old man, do you know something?

SCP343 laughed and said nothing.

Although he knew this was the result, Zhang Jue was still very depressed, sullen like a child: Old man, you'd better pray that I don't become too strong, or one day, sooner or later, I will kill you gods All the chatterers will be arrested and sent to Aruba one by one.”

SCP343 still kept smiling, completely indifferent to Zhang Jue's childish behavior.

He asked, Young man, you came to site 17 because of that little girl, right?

This old man really knows everything, Zhang Jue sighed: Yes, I just came to see her, but she fell asleep, and no one dared to wake her up, old man, do you know what's going on? ?”

SCP343 claims to be all-knowing and omnipotent. There is almost nothing in this world that he doesn't know.

He knew better than anyone what that little girl was going through, but he couldn't tell Zhang Jue.

But Zhang Jue didn't intend to get an answer from him, and scolded himself: Those idiots, Shirley has only been here for a few months, and they have been made like this. If I can't beat them, I will beat them up long ago. Shirley must really want to see me, but I can't get in her cell, hey—”

Zhang Jue looked cynical, wishing he could blow up the entire site17.

Unexpectedly, SCP343 said unprecedentedly: You want to see that little girl, it's not difficult.

Um?

Hearing what SCP343 said, Zhang Jue was surprised.

The old man raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

Zhang Jue felt that his eyes were dark, and when he recovered, the two of them had arrived at Xue Li's containment room.

Fuck?

teleport?

Zhang Jue immediately guessed what happened just now.

God is God.

Back when the Foundation asked SCP343 to prove his ability, the old man just went through the wall and brought back a hamburger.

Now it seems that, let alone Hamburg, for SCP343, it would not take much effort to get back an atomic bomb.

Shirley's bed was next to the two of them, Zhang Jue felt extremely uncomfortable seeing the little girl still frowning in her sleep.

He wanted to stretch out his hand to stretch Xue Li, but he was afraid of waking her up, so he could only sigh helplessly.

Even if he came here, so what?

I don't know why Shirley fell asleep, so I can only wait.

When Zhang Jue sighed, Xue Li suddenly let out a slight moan, which seemed to be in pain.

Then, her eyes slowly opened.

The eyes are clear and transparent.

The little girl Zhang Jue called Shirley woke up.