I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When I was having dinner, Dad asked me about Xiaoqin.

Since being beaten by Auntie, he has a swollen face like a pig's head, and now he can only eat porridge for every meal. A few days ago, I also liked to eat the sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots made by Auntie. It’s really quick to retribute.

I repeatedly stressed that I and Xiaoqin did not happen anything, but Dad firmly refused to believe.

He pointed to the school uniform trousers and tops hanging on the balcony.

"The size of the school uniform is definitely not yours?"

"A little shrinking after washing." I squinted and said something.

"Don't be me! Do you think I'm still drunk and still not awake?" Dad said, "Who doesn't know the difference between the school uniforms of your school boys and girls! The stripes on the sleeves of this school uniform are red! It’s a school uniform for girls! Why are you taking it off at our house!”

"I didn't take it off anyway." I took a sip of the fried onion on the plate and continued to lick with my father.

"She can't take it off herself!"

Dad stared at me with the pig's head face that he couldn't look at anyway, trying to make the topic between father and son serious.

"No matter what, after drying, you will return the clothes to others. Can you wear them without a uniform?"

I "hmm" two times, "In fact, it is summer, this spring and autumn school uniform is not often worn."

"And, those little sneakers are also people's? You give me a piece back!"

"Okay, okay, I will go back all the time, Dad, you concentrate on drinking porridge, drink more or not enough..."

"That... Xiaolin, there are some girls' underwear, you have to go back..."

underwear? Where are the underwear! Didn't Xiaoqin wear his underwear back or take it away?

"After you went to school that day, I found a pair of underwear and a bra in the bathroom... Because it looks wet, I don't know if it has been washed, so I put it in the washing machine alone and washed it again... ..."

Needless to ask is definitely Xiaoqin! Dad, you are free to wash what it does! It’s all over the place!

"Hey? Is it wrong for me?" Dad frowned at the rice bowl. "Don't I wash it? Isn't it useful for you? It's back to you to say this!"

What can I do? And Dad, you are so sweet, will you keep the original underwear for me next time? I said earlier that you are less likely to watch H! Then go on your study... ah, no, you graduated early, I mean your work... Ah, your work itself is selling H Man... In short, if you go on like this, how can you spend the wonderful life? what!

"Well... I heard that many of the girls now have cleanliness. Things like the ones I have touched will not be needed. So, I put two pieces of underwear in the washing machine with chopsticks. How are you, I am careful?"

Hey, you can't mind if you take it directly with your hand. It's just a piece of triangle cloth. Why do you sanctify it?

"But ah, the chopsticks used to clip the underwear, then I forgot to put it there, maybe, the one you took in your hand is..."

Nima, my rice is sprayed out! I said how this chopsticks have the smell of rain! Dad, do you dare to say that you are careful? It’s not unusual to use girls’ underwear, I have evolved to be able to use girls’ underwear for dinner!

Dad was stunned by my eyes and I felt very embarrassed.

"In short, all of them are washed and dried. You can give them time to find someone else... Yes, don't say that I wash, so that people don't hate it, you say that you are washing."

I changed my chopsticks and barely finished eating dinner, but still felt a strange smell in my mouth.

In the evening, I decided to go out to run. Recently I only ran around Dongshan Lake every morning. I always felt that I was not very addicted.

Recently, the weather is abnormal, the weather is changeable, the day is still very hot, and the wind is blowing at night. I think it is best to wear long pants.

Then Dad told me that he was idle at home and washed all my trousers.

Dad, this is revenge! Because of my reasons, you have been beaten by Auntie. You think that I am more arrogant, so I have to do something to hang my son to counterattack?

"Why don't you wear the school uniform of the Qingzi Academy?" Dad reminded me.

"I saw you through the last time, I feel pretty dressed."

It is also said that the brown suit suit, I have not passed through for a long time.

Compared with the spring and autumn school uniforms in the 28th, this set of clothes is exquisite and tailored. Although there is no charm bonus on the penguin's frustration, if I wear it with muscles, it is still quite Some are heroic.

And the jacket of this school uniform is relatively short. The advantage of this design is: I feel that my legs are getting longer after I put on it. This is a special attribute that is not allowed!

So before I went out, I took a mirror to the toilet door.

It’s really that people rely on clothes and horses to wear saddles. When I wear them like this, I feel that my threat value has dropped a lot. If my eyes can be softer, even if I say that I am a good person, maybe someone will believe it?

Asked if Dad didn't go out tonight, I didn't bring anything, and went out to run empty-handed.

After running 200 meters without a destination, I thought that since I wore the school uniform of the Qingzi Academy, I just mixed into the Qingzi Academy and went to see Amy’s recent situation, and I’m not afraid of it. Si also has something to say.

I went outside the VIP building in the Qingzi Academy, and I was catching up with Peng Duosi, who was holding a watering can and watering flowers. It looked very leisurely.

Eh? You are a retired killer, the current bodyguard, and now you are a gardener! Do you know that you almost killed me? Actually, there is still leisurely watering flowers? Are you worthy of my soul in a parallel universe that has been killed by Auntie?

Peng Duisi pointed out that the green and green flower buds said: "These sunflowers will only bloom in July and August, so don't forget to come and see it!"

Nima is not good at planting, actually planting sunflowers! The radius of the chrysanthemum can't satisfy you, you have to plant an enhanced version of the sunflower! I really hope to hurry up a group of zombies and eat the plants that Peng Duisi smiled and took care of!

"If you are coming to Miss Emily, she is not convenient to see people now. The bodybuilder is helping her with a full body massage." Pentax said and looked at his wrist watch. "After half an hour... ..."

"No, I have nothing to do with her. I just happened to drop the road. It was not convenient for me to leave." I said, "Don't tell Amy that I have been here!"

I lifted my legs and went, but I saw 004 and 005 coming out of the VIP building. I was very convinced to communicate while walking, of course, in English.

“What?” I laughed. “They are discussing how to defend Xiao Qin’s blowout? This is a long history of Chinese martial arts...”

Pentis shook his head. "They are afraid of kicking, but they are talking about the bugs..."

Speaking of black death, the volume is lowered.

"In fact, Miss Amy's rain boots have a miniature bug in the rain boots. There are other places. On the day of 004 ​​and 005, I used a wiretap to monitor the situation inside the house, but I don't know what happened, the signal was disturbed... ”

"Interference? Is your bug is a bargain?" I felt that my thoughts were ridiculous when I spoke.

"I'm not an expert in electronics, but in that case, it seems that there is a bug in your home that is similar in frequency, so it will interfere with us - have you been monitored?"

Huh? Hey! ! ! ? ? ? Why is there another bug in my house! My father and I are not special characters. Why do you need to set up an advanced bug to monitor? Is it the husband of the woman who almost shot the "Chinese amateur series" with her father? its not right! Then her husband's work efficiency is too high! If you have such high efficiency, simply don't install a bug, and it's not good to go directly to rape!

If it is not for eavesdropping on Dad, is it to eavesdrop on me? What do I have to eavesdrop on? Should no one have eavesdropped on my motives?

wrong! If you think about it, one person has this motivation.

Isn't it a little celery? She can't wait to listen to my voice every day to sleep!

If it is a small scorpion bug, when is she, where is it?

- Still asking? She only came to my house once, that is, the time to send the sea cucumber to the bamboo shoots, with a big rice dumpling!

The rice cooker is still in my kitchen, and I haven't had time to return it to her!

Is the bug in the rice cooker? Giving me a meal is actually a nuisance, is it to listen to my daily privacy?

Amy’s sleep in my house was without warning. It was purely an accident, but Xiaoqin said that she had telepathy. She even climbed outside the building on a downpour night to peek into the house. She did it, it was like Know Amy in my home beforehand.

If you put all the clues together, Xiaoqin must have put a bug in my house!

What did Conan and Jin Tianyi say on the comics? By the way, there is only one truth, swearing in the name of my grandfather: the bug is in the big meal! And I heard that the long-distance bugs are very battery-consuming. She used the rice cooker as a carrier, and she definitely decided to take the meal back and change the battery by the opportunity of sending rice.

Xiao Qin, you are too much! Even my daily privacy has to be eavesdropped, and you have no choice but to chase me!

What should I do? When the face punctures the trick of Xiaoqin? Let her swear and swear not to do it again?

No, the estimated effect will not be very good. I should count on it and deliberately say something to the bug that would make her sad. For example, I said to my father, "Xiao Qin just used it as a spare tire. If she just plays, she will get rid of her." Will my good feelings be greatly reduced?

With my mind in mind, I was full of strength and even felt that I became the master of the universe.

At this time, I heard a barking, and Obama came out from the middle of the plant, squatting intimately at my feet, and eating dead skin.

Although this husky is stupid and stupid, it is good to be gentle, even if it is not tied to the chain, it will not hurt people. I haven't played with Wang Xingren for a long time, and it has a little itchy.

So I asked Pentax, can you let me take Obama out for a while.

Pentos thought carefully and cautiously, nodded and promised me, and gave me a thick chain to let me take the dog.

"This dog is very convinced, Miss Amy is relying on it to find home many times, so even if you are separated from it, don't worry too much, maybe it will run back by yourself - just don't let it bite It’s good to be a child. It doesn’t like being touched by others. As far as I know, except for Miss Emily, you can’t be angry if you touch it.”

I put the dog collar around Obama's neck, it was very obedient, and it seemed to know that someone was going to take it out to play, so it was very exciting to shake his tail.

"Up to an hour, I will return Obama!"

I waved goodbye to Pentax, and took the dog out of the school gate of Qingzi Academy. Because I saw it from the VIP building, the guards dressed in the Qinghu Academy did not dare to do much, but many The students wearing the same uniforms looked at me from afar, wondering where I was sacred.

I had a total of six legs with Obama and a dog, and ran for a while along the path where the car exhausted.

The physical strength of the dog is very good. It is estimated that even if I am tired, it will not be tired. So I slowly changed to a walk, and Obama followed behind with a sullen look.

Inadvertently walked to the small square filled with colored stone bricks, there are a lot of fitness equipment placed on both sides of the square, which is the favorite of the old lady, and some people are having fun with grandchildren.

This square is not far from the Love Pet Hospital. I have been to Xiaoding several times together, because the women and children are mainly here. We have given this square a special name called "Mother and Child Square".

Under the bright streetlights tonight, the dog is far more than me.

White Satsuma, brown sausage, yellow Bomei, gray Jingba, one by one very happy, being led by the owner or holding the master, circling in the square, the **** is laughing.

However, all the dogs refused to approach the person under the street lamp. They kept the distance of 10 meters or more with the person, making the street light as the center. The radius of 10 meters became the restricted area of ​​the dog. It seems that the person is a dog. The Terminator, once stepped into the radius, will be cruelly killed with a shotgun.

Dressed in a 28-year-old school uniform dress, the squad leader stood back against the street lamp and hangs in the shadows. In the happy party of the pets, her outsider can only look far away, even if she is close to one step, she can't think of it.

She is such a face that has been abandoned by the world. Every long hair that moves with the wind is telling that the air raids are lonely and cold. Even I came to the square and found nothing.