I’m The Vicious Cannon Fodder In The Book

What is the concept of gaining 30 pounds?

Shen Mingyun doesn't know more about his out of shape than others. He really wants to lose weight, but his stomach is stretched. As long as he sees snacks on the table, he will definitely want to eat, and he will stop after eating. Not coming down.

Luo Shuyu was afraid that he would not have a good confinement, so he sent him a lot of supplements and supplemented it every day. He was really forced to develop such a situation, and he did not want it.

He was pregnant and couldn't exercise every day. He was very hungry in winter. When he was hungry, he wanted to eat. The more he ate, the more he became.

Now Shen Mingyun himself does not dare to look in the mirror. When holding his daughter, his palms become thicker and thicker, making his daughter look very thin and small.

On the way back to the capital, Shen Mingyun thought about starving himself for two days, minus the flesh on his body, but this housekeeper Yang didn't know if he was caught in a cup, and he made him all kinds of delicious food all day long. He was not happy to let him be a vegetarian every day, and started eating again.

After eating and drinking all the way, Shen Mingyun returned to the capital safely.

The moment he entered the door, the fourth prince saw that Shen Mingyun, who was as round as a ball, almost kicked him out!

The sentence "Who are you?" almost jumped out, but fortunately he had controlled his emotions, otherwise he would have driven Shen Mingyun out of the house.

What he knew was that he was waiting to give birth in Gucheng, but what he didn't know was that he was raised as a pig in Gucheng.

The fourth prince was so frightened by Shen Mingyun's big change that he didn't even have time to take a look at his newborn daughter.

He didn't have any good feelings for this newly born daughter. It wasn't because he was narrow-minded, but he had to wonder if this child was his own. Shen Mingyun was not so fat when he gave birth to his son, why did he change so much when he gave birth to a daughter? what is the reason? Is it because his third brother and third sister-in-law separated him from that one, and his mood became worse and he overeating?

Shen Mingyun also knew that he no longer had the beauty he was proud of. This was not the prosperous Tang era when fat was considered beauty. Although the fourth prince had a smile on his face, the moment he saw him, his expression remained stagnant for a few seconds, and his eyes flashed. Unbelievable.

He was also worried that the relationship between the two would be discordant because he was fat, and he said a little guilty: "What, I will urge myself to lose weight, I don't want to be so fat, I can't even sweat in the winter in Gucheng, And my cousin is afraid that he will not take good care of me, so he often asks people to make delicious food for me."

The fourth prince can only understand him: "I understand, a little bit of meat is not bad, but you really need to reduce it now."

Shen Mingyun felt humbled by his fatness, and said seriously: "I will lose weight, I will lose weight, if I don't lose weight in summer, I will definitely be sad in winter!"

Before Shen Mingyun came back, the fourth prince had a stomach full of resentment, but now that he saw his fat three-tiered chin, he was actually relieved.

Perhaps this is the price for Shen Mingyun to sneak out of the capital, and it is strange that he is not at all unhappy.

After Shen Mingyun came back, he couldn't help but go to the palace to greet the emperor, the queen and the empress dowager. Overnight, everyone knew that Gucheng was very supportive, but Shen Mingyun only stayed there for a year, and his appearance changed so much that everyone asked him. Is Luo Shuyu too fat now?

Shen Mingyun, who was poked at the sore spot, had to say truthfully: "No, cousin Shu Yu is still the same as before."

The queen with thick powder on her face was rarely interested: "Then how did you develop this?"

Shen Mingyun had no choice but to make a fool of himself: "I may not adapt to the environment over there. I eat a lot in cold winter, and I will gain weight when I eat it."

Emperor Tiansheng also saw Shen Mingyun's appearance, laughed for a long time, and then went to see Concubine Mei to complain about Shen Mingyun's appearance, talking and talking and saying that he hadn't seen Li Mingjin and Luo Shuyu for several years, not knowing whether they were thin or fat.

Concubine Mei still responded coldly: "Your Majesty asks them to draw pictures to know that they are fat and thin."

Emperor Tiansheng was instantly enlightened: "Concubine Ai is a good idea, I will immediately send someone to deliver a letter and ask the painter to draw the current appearance of the two children."

solid city.

When Shen Mingyun left, the snow was melting, and two months later, it was already the time when the spring flowers were blooming and the clothes were lightened.

Li Mingjin and Luo Shuyu received a letter from Emperor Tiansheng and now call a painter to paint them.

Luo Shuyu compared the spring clothes made by Bigang and asked Li Mingjin, "Your Highness, how do I wear this? It makes me look thinner."

Li Mingjin was dressed in a black suit, and just came back from martial arts training: "You are not that person, you don't need to look thin."

Seeing that he hadn't changed his clothes yet, Luo Shuyu urged: "Why haven't you changed clothes yet, the painter has been here for a while."

Li Mingjin said dissatisfiedly: "The father is also true, how can you ask for our portraits."

Luo Shuyu said: "I guess we are afraid that we, like Shen Mingyun, will become fatter than he can imagine, lest we scare him when we go back and prepare in advance."

Li Mingjin: "Then he thinks really long-term."

Luo Shuyu: "I guess, but it's not necessarily his true thoughts."

Li Mingjin affirmed his daughter-in-law's guess: "But you always guess right. I believe that father and emperor think so."

The situation in the capital is surging, and no one knows what will happen in the future. Li Mingjin and Emperor Tiansheng are trying their best to be a qualified son and trying to be a good father they want to be. After all these years.

Li Mingjin had to say that he was able to take the lead in Gucheng because Emperor Tiansheng was behind him, and he accepted Tiansheng's "father love" very calmly.

They hired a well-known local painter, and the dyes used were very brilliant, and they could draw people to life.

Luo Shuyu wanted to draw the two of them on a piece of drawing paper, and the painter complied with their request.

The two-person picture was sent to Emperor Tiansheng. Since he was going to draw it today, Luo Shuyu thought that it might be better to draw the single-person one as well. It seemed that the two of them had never had a portrait before, but it was a different experience.

These portraits are all the sequelae caused by Shen Mingyun's weight gain, but luckily it didn't last long.

After Prime Minister Yan, who was far away in the capital, was dismissed, the crown prince and the fourth prince were at odds with each other.

Nowadays, more and more people are standing behind the Fourth Prince. Of course, although Prime Minister Yan himself was not working in the front, he turned to the backstage. A group of people behind him fell, but they would not touch his foundation. Although the letter of treason had been placed on the table of Emperor Tiansheng, It is also possible that others forged letters to harm him. Although this matter has been concluded on the surface, it does not cause much damage to Prime Minister Yan.

He is the prime minister of a country, how could he say treason is treason, and Emperor Tiansheng will think again and again, and he can't chill the hearts of other old ministers who have followed him for many years.

Prime Minister Yan is really cunning, but he also knows that the fourth prince is too anxious. Is he so easy to be brought down?

This strategy is also too clumsy. If it were another prince, maybe Emperor Tiansheng would have believed it, but he was a veteran of two dynasties, followed the first emperor, and then followed Emperor Tiansheng. knock him down.

However, Prime Minister Yan saw Emperor Tiansheng clearly through this incident. He knew that Emperor Tiansheng did not want to see the crown prince ascend to the throne, so he had been letting other princes attack the crown prince's position. The prince's opponent would never be the prince, but Emperor Tiansheng.

He knew that the prince was not his son.

Time to start planning their next steps.

Tiansheng twenty years in June, summer.

This year's summer is hotter than ever. In the dog days, everyone just wants to enjoy the shade, and doesn't want to be exposed to the scorching sun outside.

Concubine Mei was eating mung bean soup with some ice in the bedroom where Emperor Tiansheng was resting.

Of course, this was not prepared by her. Concubine Mei was different from other concubines. She always disdained to use food to win over Emperor Tiansheng and let her prepare food. She would boil a few sweet potatoes or a few buds of corn to send to Emperor Tiansheng.

One is safety and the other is simplicity.

Over time, Shengdi also got used to the fact that she didn't like to go into the small kitchen.

Concubine Mei did not drink the mung bean soup in small sips. Unlike other concubines, she took a sip and wiped her mouth with a handkerchief. She was very proud and finished a bowl in a while. It took a long walk from her Changle Palace to Emperor Tiansheng's bedroom. , This weather is hot to death.

After drinking one bowl, I asked for the second bowl, and I drank the Tiansheng Emperor's share. It is comfortable to have ice in summer: "Did your majesty call me here just to drink mung bean soup?"

Emperor Tiansheng asked the old **** to fetch a painting and said, "I want you to come and see the painting."

Concubine Mei's eyes brightened: "Did Jin'er and Yu'er send the portrait?"

Emperor Tiansheng: "Yes, they look pretty good, come and have a look."

The two eunuchs erected the painting, just right to display the painting perfectly.

Luo Shuyu in the painting is sitting, and Li Mingjin is standing behind him on the left.

Concubine Mei looked at the person in the painting, and said eloquently: "Jin'er looks a lot more mature, and Yu'er is more restrained."

In fact, what she thought in her mind was that her son was beginning to show his sharp-edgedness, and the intelligence in her daughter-in-law's eyes was beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Emperor Tiansheng sighed: "Looking at them makes me feel at ease, do you feel that way?" Looking left and right, they felt very pleasing to the eye, "It's just a little strange, Mingyun went to stay for a year, why did he become so fat? , they still haven't grown any flesh, is it too cold and bitter in the north to gain weight?"

Concubine Mei said, "If Your Highness loves them, why don't you ask them to come back to serve them and see them every day."

Emperor Tiansheng smiled and said: "I think, but now the situation is pressing, they are back, who will take care of the north?"

Concubine Mei never said much about the matter of facing forward, and she stopped talking when it came to this.

Concubine Mei continued to stare at the painting and sighed: "Your Majesty, can you bring this painting back to the palace for me?"

At that time, Emperor Tiansheng asked Li Mingjin to paint on a whim, and he didn't miss Li Mingjin's paintings every day.

Emperor Tiansheng said, "It's done."

The **** immediately knew that the painting box should be sent to Changle Palace.

Just when Concubine Mei was about to thank Emperor Tiansheng, she suddenly felt a sudden abdominal pain, and fell to the ground in a crouch, fainting!

She fell to the ground too fast, the smile on the face of Emperor Tiansheng who was closest to her was still hanging on her face, she didn't react at all!

Emperor Tiansheng panicked and immediately helped Concubine Mei who fell to the ground.

"Mei Fei, Mei Fei, what's wrong with you?"

"Mei Fei!"

"Come here! Doctor Xuan! Doctor Xuan!"

In the hot summer, there was a scene of panic in the palace of Emperor Tiansheng, which was unprecedented tension.

The imperial doctor diagnosed and treated inside and came to an unsurprising conclusion.

Concubine Mei was poisoned, and the source of the poison came from the two bowls of mung bean soup she drank, one bowl belonged to her own and the other belonged to Emperor Tiansheng.

Both bowls were taken by the imperial physician for drug testing.

After Concubine Mei was given the vomit-inducing soup, she threw up all the mung bean soup she had just drank. Emperor Tiansheng felt uncomfortable hearing it.

Anyone who has touched these two bowls of mung bean soup today should not let it go!

The palace of Emperor Tiansheng is called Weiyang Hall.

Today's Weiyang Palace staff killed a group of people.

Even drinking a soup can be poisoned, and all these people around him are not safe.

Emperor Tiansheng couldn't even believe the old **** who had been with him for decades now.

Who wants his life most desperately now?

It's the prince and the Yan family!

On this day, the inside and outside of the palace began to step up their defenses, as long as they were suspicious people, they were all put in jail first.

The imperial physician found out that the poison was arsenic, and an overdose would be fatal. I wonder if the person who poisoned it didn't want Emperor Tiansheng's life, and didn't take it much.

Three days later, Concubine Mei's life was recovered, and if she could get some liquid food, her life was saved.

No one dared to tell the third prince who was far away in Gucheng. Emperor Tiansheng was even more guilty now. Concubine Mei had suffered for him, and he was sorry for Li Mingjin.

Emperor Tiansheng didn't dare to tell Li Mingjin, but it didn't mean that Li Mingjin didn't know about it.

The letter sent to Gucheng was rushed, and Concubine Li Mingjin received news of her poisoning the day after she woke up.

Luo Shuyu was also taken aback. When Li Mingjin almost packed his luggage and returned to the capital, a letter from home was delivered to Li Mingjin and Luo Shuyu. It was a handwritten letter from Concubine Mei. The letter came very timely. After Li Mingjin and Luo Shuyu read it , both of them were dumbfounded.

Li Mingjin was so angry that he locked himself in the study for one night, and Luo Shuyu didn't bother him. Concubine Mei had already explained everything in the letter.

Although the truth was beyond their expectations, they could not calm down for a while.

In the early morning of the next day, Li Mingjin climbed back to bed and hugged Luo Shuyu, who was half asleep.

He blamed himself very much: "Yu'er, I'm still too weak, what should I do? The mother-in-law shouldn't have to bear this, but she almost sacrificed her life for me. I'm sorry for her."

Luo Shuyu tried hard to wake up: "His Royal Highness does not need to blame herself, if you are a mother, you are just right, and the mother-in-law also said in the letter that she is voluntary, and she has not done her due diligence in the first 20 years to do what a mother should do. , Now, she is willing to do all this for you, and she has your son in her heart. Of course, I don't agree with her radical way of hurting the enemy 800 and losing 1000, and it has lost life expectancy and harmed the body in vain. It will have to be nurtured slowly and carefully in the future.”

Li Mingjin sighed: "What should I do?"

Luo Shuyu patted his hand: "Let's do as the concubine said, so that she can feel at ease."

The letter written by Concubine Mei mentioned that the poisoning incident was her own doing. The purpose was to intensify the conflict between the Yan family and Emperor Tiansheng, and Emperor Tiansheng would also suspect that it was the handwriting of the fourth prince, and he would not at all. Doubt her, this is three birds with one stone.

The ultimate goal is to hope that Li Mingjin will arrange the following things well, and not waste any time.

Luo Shuyu admired her determination and action. Concubine Mei was an admirable woman. She was indeed a princess of a country.

As she said in her letter, no one knew that her poisoning was directed and acted by herself.

At this time, the battle in the court in Daxia became more and more fierce. Emperor Tiansheng believed that it was the Yan family, and the Yan family believed that it was the fourth prince.

At this time, the Yan family was suppressed, and the queen and prince were struggling in the harem.

Emperor Tiansheng is always on guard against the Yan family, like the Lin family, to attack the imperial city from both inside and outside. He is now vigilant. It is a bit difficult for the Yan family to rebel. inside.

The Yan family has been raising private soldiers all the time, and Emperor Tiansheng needs to find an opportunity to kill them all.

Who to send?

He finally chose the fourth prince, and he knew best where the Yan family's private soldiers were raised.

The fourth prince quietly led his troops out in the name of suppressing bandits.

An inevitable battle is imminent.

Concubine Mei, who was just drinking ginseng soup in Changle Palace, opened Li Mingjin's letter of safety as always.

That's fine, just pretend you don't know anything.

You are just a prince guarding the border far in the north.

That's all.

The author has something to say: Three Princes: I don't want to lose again.

Luo Shuyu: Then I will let you win today.

Three Princes: Okay~

Luo Shuyu: Count three numbers.

Three Princes: One, two, three...

Luo Shuyu: You won.

Three princes:…