In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

Seeing that summer is coming, Hu Tao seems to have seen a savior, and winks wildly, trying to get cooperation.

Xia Tian, ​​who didn't understand the whole story at all, was of course willing to help Hu Tao, but if you couldn't tell me to cooperate, I would cooperate.

In his mind, he automatically made up an advertisement slogan engraved in his DNA.

"Actually, the first time I heard that I was going to shoot a shampoo commercial, I refused, because you couldn't let me shoot it, so I went to shoot it right away. First, I wanted to try it, because I didn't want to add more after the shoot was over. When the stunt goes up, the hair is "duang", very bright and soft, so the audience will definitely scold me when I come out. There is no such hair at all, which proves that the above one is fake. Later, I also verified that they are indeed Chinese medicine, I used It took about a month or so, and it felt pretty good. Later, when I was shooting, I also asked them not to add stunts, because I wanted the audience to see that after I used it, it looked like this, and it will look like this after you use it!"

The admonition from the "Kung Fu Superstar" made Xia Xia ask first: "What's the matter?"

Hu Tao rarely frowned, and began to cry in a fake voice: "That's it, isn't there a problem with the capital turnover of Shengsheng Hall recently? So we have developed a new activity and added quite cost-effective content, hoping to promote it, so that every Liyue Everyone can enjoy our service…”

At first glance, it doesn't seem like a bad thing, but at most it's just that the sales are too frequent to make people objectionable.

But after a closer look, something was wrong.

You are the hall of death! Your service ghost wants! Eh? Seems like a ghost really wants it?

Here, Hu Tao continued: "Specifically, the Hall of Rebirth will give priority to the requests of the Adventurer's Association, and the first batch will be presented with wooden boxes with 100 qualities..."

The more he talked, the more vigorous he was, and he really regarded it as a fairly normal product promotion: "Also, we support on-site recycling services, and our business scope covers most areas of Liyue, and additional charges will be charged for individual dangerous areas."

Afraid that she would be dissatisfied because of the charging issue, she also took the initiative to explain: "Ah, you can rest assured, it's very cheap!"

Looking at the woman with a frowning face, she is the branch president of the Liyue Adventurers Association, known as "Sister Lan".

Although there is no formal communication after crossing, Xia Xia is no stranger to her, and she has done her commission several times in the game.

She remembered that she wanted to find a sword named "Zang Feng", which she said was her elder brother's saber during his lifetime, and wanted to bury her elder brother after finding it.

She also did a lot of tasks related to swords. After completing two S-rank tasks, the Winter Kingdom headquarters promoted her to be the branch president.

I never imagined that after becoming the branch president, the busiest thing is to kill the little walnut in front of me.

It's not that I hate this playful girl who is nervous every day. It's just that the brain waves of normal people can't keep up with her rhythm.

For example, this time, Sister Lan has explained how many times: "I don't think you understand what I mean..."

But Hu Tao understood on his own: "Understood, I know you want to bargain, but the discounts given by us at Shengshengtang are already very strong!"

She used her imagination to simulate various plots: "Think about it, when you go out, you will inevitably encounter danger. There is a word called "planning for a rainy day," and that's what it means..."

After all, Sister Lan still couldn't hold back her temper: "Even if you have to prepare, you have to prepare for things related to the safety of the adventure!"

Her words became louder and her face became unpleasant: "Please come back, I still have a lot of things to do!"

After speaking, he turned around and was about to go back to the guild, and Hu Tao waved at him, "Hey, wait! Then, how about a discount! If you have ten people at a time, you can get a 30% discount..."

The inexplicable sales logic made the maid of honor who followed her in the past could not help but say, "Teacher, it's alright, it's alright, if this goes on, the Qianyan Army will come again."

The maid of honor who followed Hu Tao was named "Lao Meng". He was an old friend of the Hall of Rebirth. He asked Xia Xia, "Are you a friend of the hall master? Help me persuade..."

Xia Xia didn't know how to persuade her, but she probably figured out what was going on, and she could fully understand Sister Lan's helplessness.

He blocked Hu Tao's sight with his body, and joked, "Are you selling the business of Fushengtang? Is your brain damaged? Who would accept such a promotion!"

Hu Tao puffed out his cheeks: "Where is the problem? They are the ones who will suffer if they refuse such a good thing!"

She has her own logic: "Death itself is something that will happen to life, and there is nothing you don't want to face."

"You are too open-minded, you need to consider other people's feelings when you speak..." Xia Xia didn't intend to impose his view of life and death on anyone, but he couldn't help but warn: "Life and death are not just a matter of one person, but also a matter of one person. When it comes to their relatives and friends, it doesn't end with a simple sentence that they don't want to face."

Save others by yourself, if something happens to Mona and the others, Xia Xia will definitely not accept it calmly.

In the same way, Mona and the others will never accept an accident in the summer.

Not to mention these intimate relationships, but to the person in front of her, if Hu Tao is in danger, Xia Xia will do her best to avoid it. Otherwise, why would she be willing to accompany her to the "Longji Snow Mountain".

Chapter 491 With me, I won't make you lonely on the road!

Maybe it was because she thought deeply, and Xia Tian, ​​who was always gentle with others, seemed a little serious.

Hu Tao was frightened, she stuck out her tongue, grabbed Xia Xia's arm and shook it with both hands: "Don't be so serious, from my point of view, I just think that everyone thinks death is too terrible."

It seems that what Xia Xia said made some sense, but she still had her own ideas.

Hu Tao once felt the pain of parting from life and death, and only then did she face it calmly, so she thought that if everyone could take death lightly first, then it would not be so painful when death came, right?

Originating from a naturally strange brain circuit, she decided to act on such an idea.

She said: "People are afraid of parting from life and death, they are afraid of pain and regret, and even in order to make up for the trauma in their hearts, they have imagined countless forms for death without authorization, such as ghosts, ghosts... Today, it has become a taboo topic that cannot be touched, I just feel that there is no need to be so cautious."

Xia Xia couldn't understand: "But doesn't the ghostly ghost really exist? Could it be that what I saw at Wuwangpo a few days ago were all fake?"

"It does exist, but most of the time, ordinary people can't see it at all! There's no need to demonize and vilify, and most ghosts are very friendly and reasonable!"

Hu Tao always has his own set of logic, and Xia Xia didn't even think about debating: "The ghost is reasonable... I'm afraid it's hard for people to understand!"

"Forget it, in this way, the old method still works." Hu Tao didn't get discouraged when the sales failed, and greeted Lao Meng next to him, "Lao Meng, have you finished all the advertisements you wrote?"

"Ah? I'm sorry, I wrote half of it." Lao Meng's expression was strange, and he had a feeling that he couldn't explain it: "But is this strange advertisement really useful?"

"Trust me, it's very useful. This is a business method passed down from generation to generation." Hu Tao nodded confidently.

Said that the wooden sign hanging at the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth will be removed by guests who need it, and after negotiating the content of the entrustment, it will be stuffed into the hall through the crack of the door.

According to the requirements on the sign, whether it is obituaries, cremations, or funerals, Shengshengtang will do its best to satisfy customers.

This is the method that has been used for many years, and walnut has also made innovations on it, that is, adding a series of advertising words behind these wooden signs... The purpose is to burn a few more at a time, so as to achieve twice the result with half the effort. Effect.

Lao Meng appreciates this active expansion heart, but he has some objections to the advertisement, and he knows the character of the young hall master. He doesn't know how to persuade him, so he can only say politely: "No, hall master, I am not here. Ask about the wooden sign, but the advertising word..."

"Advertising words?" Xia Xia's first impression was very curious, what kind of advertising words could this rebirth hall come up with?

He took a wooden sign from Lao Meng's hand, turned it over and saw the engraving on the other side, almost spraying water.

[Xingshengtang has a big deal on a regular basis, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, buy more, get more! 】

This is the Hall of Rebirth, and it's not Bao Zhilin. Who wants your buy one get one free, the more you buy, the more you get?

To put it a bit harsher, isn't this cursing others?

Luckily, Shengshengtang is a monopoly organization in the funeral industry, otherwise it would have closed down long ago.

Hu Tao doesn't think so, she is still proud of her whimsy, she raised her neck and raised her nose. : "Humph, the business of Shangshengtang should also keep pace with the times. Do you think, if you don't keep expanding, will there be fewer and fewer customers in Shangshengtang?"

Less and less is a good thing in a sense, right? In disguise, it means that everyone is living longer and longer, and fewer and fewer people die, right?

Hearing Hu Tao's tone, he seemed very sorry.

"Expansion is a very important job content. Since I became the head of the hall, I have tried many ways to make the Hall of Rebirth more prosperous!"

To put it plainly, if the word "Rebirth Hall" is omitted, he is indeed a respectable industry leader.

"I tried to put up advertisements like other stores, but it was cleaned up by Qianyan Army. Later, I held a one-day experience of rebirth, but no one participated... In the end, I found that it was still the traditional method. The most practical, this is the wisdom of past hall masters!"

"I visit door to door, looking for people and organizations that may cooperate, just like the Merchants Adventurers Association just now, that kind of thing I call "business development". "

When Walnut has a topic, he can chat and talk non-stop, which is why Xia Tian thinks that with Walnut, he will never be bored.

Xia Xia pointed to the string of advertisements on the back of the wooden sign: "So you wrote these things?"

Hu Tao raised her eyebrows and had cute dimples at the corners of her mouth: "Hey, I'm very satisfied. It's much better than the original cold propaganda. It will definitely move people's hearts."

Lao Meng is appropriate to complain: "Teacher, we are the funeral organization, so the general impression should be cold, right?"

"This traditional concept is too backward!" Hu Tao shook his head and sternly denied: "The previous advertising slogans are not refreshing at all, no."

"Why does the Hall of Rebirth need a refreshing feeling... Uh, forget it, it's fine!" Lao Meng had given up his resistance, and he knew that few people could persuade the hall master.

"Buy one get one free? What's the gift?" Xia Xia vaguely guessed, but he still asked, thinking that someone is really that stupid, right?

Who knew that Hu Tao answered without hesitation: "Of course it's another durable home! Buy one get one free..."

I remembered the line of a famous sketch again: Only the small box is your forever home!

But life is not a skit, and no one will be happy to hear it.

"Who asked you to give this! No one wants to use it!" Xia Xia was completely satisfied, and only said that the Hall of Rebirth is in the hands of this hall master, will it really not end?

Hu Tao also promised Xia Xia kindly: "It doesn't matter if you don't need it now, it's produced by Shengshengtang, the quality is guaranteed, don't worry about it breaking before you, I will tell you secretly..."

Hu Tao stood on tiptoe, leaned on Xia Tian's ear and whispered, "I've prepared a copy for each of my friends, and you have one too! Would you like to take a look?"

"..."

I think I know why Qian Yanjun is eyeing Hu Tao. I'm afraid she is worried that she will take the initiative to create a business, right?

It's really just like running a business.

Xia Xia said, "The job of the Hall of Rebirth should be to maintain the boundary between life and death, so that the soul can rest in peace, right? Who can rest in peace if you do this? I'm afraid that it's not that people are panicking, and that they will be afraid of you if they become a soul!"

Hu Taocai ignored Xia Xia's teaching and put on the air of a hall master: "Okay, fine, this hall master has his own way of doing things, so don't meddle in the internal affairs of Shengsheng Hall!"

Yes, yes, no one wants to interfere.

After Hu Tao instructed Lao Meng on the follow-up matters, she returned to the topic with Xia Xia: "It has been investigated clearly, we will tell you the specifics on the way, let's go now!"

"Let's go now?" Xia Xia was stunned.

A trip that says go and go is too sudden.

Hu Tao tilted her head: "What's wrong? I've given you days to prepare!"

"You really have your style." Xia Xia rubbed her head through the big walnut hat: "I at least have to go back and say hello to Mona and the others!"

"Mona...they?" Hu Tao was stunned for two seconds, then laughed wickedly: "Hehe, lecherous big brother Yanfu is not shallow..."

Afterwards, he patted his shoulders with a "don't worry, leave it to me" expression on his face: "It's okay, with me here, you won't be lonely on the road!"

Ok? There was something wrong with Xia Xia, and he hurriedly corrected: "Hey, you'd better make it clear on this road... It sounds weird."

"On the road is the road, what's infiltrating people? I'll treat you later, we'll eat and drink before we hit the road..." Hu Tao looked innocent.

Xia Xia pointed to the north, and at the height of the "Dragon's Back Snow Mountain", it could be seen in Liyue Harbor: "...I can take the liberty to ask clearly, are we going to the "Dragon's Back Snow Mountain" this time? Instead of going to some other "Ghost Gate" or something like that, right? "

Hu Tao rolled her eyes, and answered vaguely on purpose, "It's hard to say! Longji Snow Mountain is very dangerous. Maybe you accidentally reached the gate of hell?"

He smiled and patted his chest: "Hey...don't be afraid! Walnut will protect Big Brother!"

Chapter 492 Do you like walnuts?

What should I prepare for the trip? Of course it's a power bank and a cell phone...but neither of those are the Tivat.

Then bring the care and blessings of your loved ones!

It's a pity that Gan Yu and Keqing are both busy, Yuehaiting can't go in easily, and the walnut here is like a reminder.

So I just said hello to Mona and asked her to help convey the message, and finally agreed: See you in Mond!

After crossing the Longji Snow Mountain, you can go back to Mond. After connecting the "passage" of the "Dongtian Immortal Mansion", everyone can get together and have a grand party!

With this longing, and without fear of setting up a flag in the summer, I am full of expectations for the trip to Longji Snow Mountain.

It didn't take much time to say goodbye. When I got to the port where I made the appointment with Walnut, I could see the red and black girl arguing with the merchant dressed as a boatman.

I wanted to rent a boat to go to Yaoguang Beach, and then climb the Longji Snow Mountain from the west.

She also wanted to find an old driver and get two comfortable carriages, so that she could arrive safely in her dream.

However, due to financial constraints, the Hall of Rebirth cannot afford the extra expenses, so they can only find the cheapest way.

Sometimes, as the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Hu Tao inevitably thinks of a layoff plan... In fact, it is whether to lay off the guest named "Zhongli".

I really can't afford to support him!

At the port, Xia Xia accidentally discovered another figure.

Someone came to see him off. It seems that not everyone can't avoid the little witch walnut.

Pink radiance, turquoise pupils, a somewhat **** navel dress, carrying a small satchel, the most obvious feature is the unknown "green onions" derived from the sides of the head.

Yan Fei, the legal pioneer of Liyuegang, as the "friend of eight worshippers" of Walnut, came here to say goodbye.

The ghost knows how the two of them played together, in short, they are very good.

Hu Tao should have discussed with Yan Fei about going to Longji Snow Mountain with Xia Xia, so she is not surprised Xia Xia appeared, but maybe it will be a little embarrassing to meet?

At first, I thought about making Senior Gan Yu happy, so I prepared quite a few plans, but in the end, all of them didn't come in handy. In view of this, Yan Fei was quite dissatisfied with Xia Xia.

More importantly, her previous attitude was mixed with a lot of contempt. She didn't expect that Xia Xia actually hooked up with Senior Gan Yu and slapped her face again.

With a lot of complicated feelings, she didn't want to send it... But as Hu Nuo's best friend, she couldn't back down for "friendship".

Of course she didn't see Xia Xia at all, she just didn't look at him when she looked around.