Infinite Throne

  Chapter 284 "Side Mission: Catch Little Fatty, Mission Complete!" (7400-word chapter)

  Li Changge Villa.

   Every time he came, Erpang Li couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.

   This taste is simply indescribable.

   But forget it.

  People and people's tastes cannot be generalized.

   is like Brother Su and Lolita, some people like it and others... Who would like Brother Su's style!

  Li Erpang inexplicably flipped a table in his head, carefully avoiding everyone's sight, and slipped into Li Changge's villa.

  The two are in the same city after all.

   In the "Zhang Huichun Incident", he was barely regarded as a comrade-in-arms who had struggled in the same gutter.

   is a peer.

   There are occasional contacts in private, but they are not familiar with each other.

  —After all, Li Changge is very busy with all kinds of work, such as shooting commercials, filming, doing publicity, and meeting fans.

   After entering the villa, Erpang Li didn't talk nonsense. He took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard.

  Li Changge looked puzzled: "I said fat brother, what are you doing by wrapping yourself up like this bird? Are there enemies hunting you?"

   Li Erpang shuddered when he heard the words, and quickly shook his head: "You don't understand, it's more terrifying than the enemy family."

"Oh."

  Li Changge responded and stopped talking.

  In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned out his fat and lost his precious fat.

   But after this month of tireless overeating, Li Erpang's belly has once again seen the scale for the first time, which is gratifying.

   "Wait."

   Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge: "Let me confirm one thing first... Brother Su, ah, it's Sister Su, she hasn't looked for you, has she?"

Li Changge's expression was dumb, and his acting skills exploded: "You mean Su Xiaosu? That Su Xiaosu who is 1.99 meters tall? She is looking for me? What does she want me to do when she has nothing to do? It's not that you don't know that the only person who can meet me, Li Changge, is the only one. Two."

  “?”

   "Men, and female fans."

"Understand."

   Li Changge's honesty completely reassured Li Erpang.

   He smiled, suppressed his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "Where's the stuff?"

   "I really don't understand you otaku, what's so good about this thing?"

   "You know the shit, I can buy your villa with a limited-edition figure on the wall, do you believe it?"

  Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

   When Li Erpang saw Li Changge's action, his eyes widened instantly and his breathing was short: "Wait a minute, this is... a prop? It was brought out from 'inside'? How is it possible?"

  Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

   After crushing the card.

   A delicate emblem with bright colors and bumps appeared in Li Chang singer.

   On the badge, there is a lifelike little loli, with a shy face and a charming look.

Li Erpang's hands trembled, feeling the feeling of the emblem floating, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this character set, it turned out to be the props brought out from it! This workmanship, it can be! It's so realistic, lifelike, superb, superb. Really superb! Suck it."

   right now.

  Li Erpang's hand touched Alice's part on the badge, the badge suddenly lit up, and a phantom appeared from the badge.

   In the blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and Little Fatty, a 1:1 size translucent figure appeared out of thin air.

   "Hello everyone, I'm Alice, it's a pleasure to be your friend!"

  Li Erpang and Li Changge were dumbfounded.

   in the void.

  Little Loli Alice twists and turns three times to the left and three times to the right.

  Li Changge didn't expect that this [Alice Q Commemorative Badge] actually had such an effect.

   real name envy.

   But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also came back to it.

   This is not an enchanted weapon.

   is just a phantom.

  Alice's movements come and go in just a few sets, and her lines are also very rigid, far less realistic than his real child and mother spirit.

   Thinking of this, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious.

  Li Erpang forced his squinted eyes to widen a bit, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's phantom.

   "This thing... it's perfect! I'll pay for it, ah no, this is a prop... I'll pay for the DP, how much do you want? Say the number, don't be too outrageous."

   Ah this?

   Can you change the death point?

   This is somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.

  But this thing... it's only worth watching, it's useless.

  Thinking of this, Li Changge silently stretched out three fingers.

   He hesitated for a while before thinking of this reasonable price.

  300DP, should not be too outrageous.

"make a deal!"

   Li Erpang patted his thigh.

   He didn’t even bother to kill the price, so he decisively issued a transaction application.

  I, Erpang Li, make money!

  The transaction is complete.

  Li Changge counted the money silently.

   Ah no, count the death points.

   Suddenly.

  Li Changge was shocked.

   A golden special effect lit up behind it.

   It looks like a golden rain that fills the sky, and it is extremely splendid.

   Li Erpang's eyes were instantly stinged by the golden light behind Li Changge, and he couldn't help scolding: "Damn it! What are you doing with special effects? I can't see my baby Alice!"

  Li Changge.

   Meng, Meng waved.

   He quickly cleaned up his emotions, and forced the special effect of fifty cents to hold it back like shit.

   Although this skill is passive, Li Changge is becoming more and more proficient. To a certain extent, if his emotions are not collapsed, he can barely manage it.

  Li Erpang played with the badge over and over and was very satisfied.

   This wave is not a loss.

  Li Changge was stunned.

   After being stunned, I was ecstatic.

  Three, three, three thousand points!

   Li Erpang actually traded him 3000DP!

   It turns out that the inexplicable finger is raised, and there is such an infinite brain-filling function?

   In the future, if you are indecisive, you will give it a try?

   Wonderful!

  Li Changge was overjoyed.

   The special effect of chrysanthemum flowers emerges in a low-key manner behind the   . The light is restrained, but the flowers bloom brilliantly.

   But Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".

   did not indulge in this illusory joy, unable to extricate himself.

   "But this thing looks normal."

  Li Changge showed an expression that you have never seen before.

  Li Erpang laughed, naturally he didn't have the same knowledge as Li Changge, he just said, "You kid knows shit."

   "Cough cough."

  Li Changge coughed twice, pretending to be profound: "Unfortunately, I still have a big baby..."

   "Huh? What else?"

   When Li Erpang heard this, his attention shifted slightly from Alice who was twisting around.

   "Well, big baby."

"real or fake?"

   Li Erpang always felt a little weird.

"Hehe, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge raised his bangs and smiled lightly: "My current background is not what you can imagine. In the inner world, I was born and died. Unbelievable baby."

   "Fuck? So slippery?"

  Although Li Erpang is still a little unbelievable, after all, in his impression, Li Changge is too good at pretending. But the [Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, a senior fat man, feel a little itchy in his heart that he couldn't scratch.

   "If you don't believe me, you can go and see it."

   "Look?" Li Erpang was taken aback.

   "The baby is too big and too powerful. I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid in the basement."

   "This...isn't it?"

   Li Erpang pretended to shirk it. After all, Li Changge said that he was an awesome baby. The rules among the apostles, Li Erpang still meant it, shirk it.

   "It doesn't matter, who made us good friends! That baby is nice, but honestly, it doesn't suit my style."

   Li Erpang didn't believe it.

   But in the end, he followed Li Changge to the basement curiously.

  The old saying goes: Curiosity kills the cat.

   But maybe it can also kill the little fat man.

   "Yo! You can do it here!"

   "Yo hoo! This bed is 2.5 meters long! You have everything in your basement!"

  Li Erpang looked at the arrangement in the basement and exclaimed from time to time.

   "My sleeping position is poor, ahem, my sleeping position is poor."

  Li Changge quickly explained.

   "Wait a minute, what about the big baby you said?"

   Li Erpang naturally won't stay on that boring big bed for too long.

   After all, it has nothing to do with him.

   "Here."

  Li Changge pouted towards the corner.

  I saw a dark, opaque cloth covering something in the corner.

   A full two meters high.

  Two meters…

  Li Erpang instantly remembered Sister Su's height of 1.99 meters, like a shadow, covering the sky and covering the sky, and suddenly felt the chrysanthemum shrink, and his hands shivered violently. This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

   But thinking about it, it doesn’t seem right.

   The "big baby" under the black cloth has sharp edges and corners and does not look like a person.

   Is it…

  Li Erpang hurriedly stepped forward.

   He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him, he breathed a sigh of relief, he laughed, and stepped back.

  Li Erpang lifted the canvas with anticipation.

  In an instant.

   A pitch-black mecha over two meters tall appeared in front of Li Erpang.

   As he imagined, the mecha has sharp edges and corners, and the spikes all over his body reveal the evil spirit of disrespecting the six relatives.

   On the shoulders of the mecha, there are actually two huge tires.

   The mecha is all over the body, and I don’t know what material it is made of. Under the light, it flashes with a cold light.

  Li Erpang was stunned in an instant: "This figure is perfect!"

   "Look at this material, this joint structure, this detail... tsk tsk tsk."

  Li Erpang gently stroked the paint of the mecha, feeling the coldness on his fingers, feeling so emotional that he almost drooled.

   Such a domineering giant figure, if you put it in the room...

  I am very excited to think about it!

   Perfect!

  If it goes out, the otaku circle will cause an unprecedented earthquake!

and many more.

  Which company made this?

What about   LOGO?

What about the    trademark?

Where?

  Li Erpang went around the "giant model" a few times, leaving the cute Alice behind.

   He didn't pay attention.

   The lighting in the basement is dim.

   He didn't pay attention either. I don't know when it started, there was a nice fragrance in the basement.

   looming…

  Smoky…

   Ah, the fragrance is so sweet...

  Is this model so fragrant?

   Bass.

   Just when Li Erpang was touching it all the way to his head.

   A roaring sound came from the model's head.

   "Oh, damn, I can't help it."

   "Don't touch your hand. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do such an indecent act on me."

   "Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hands!"

   Li Erpang was stunned.

   Ah this?

   Can you still speak?

   Kaka Kaka.

The    "model" suddenly moved.

   It saw Li Erpang staying where he was.

   smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."

   "My name is Nightmare, and I am an elegant gentleman."

   "Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

   "Oh, I have a story."

   Such an angry robot is unheard of.

   Is the current AI deliberately made this kind of taste?

   Because of Mao, he always felt that when the model in front of him moved, it always smelled like alcohol?

   is wrong.

   Li Erpang's feet were weak.

   Only then did he realize that in addition to the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.

   Ah, my heart beat faster.

what happened?

   Did his heart beat faster because of this perfect model?

   puff, puff, puff, puff.

  Is this love?

  Click.

   The door to the bathroom opened.

  Su Xiaosu, smiled shyly.

  …

  …

  Upstairs.

  Li Changge felt a little uneasy.

   "There won't be any fatalities."

  Irin guessed that the [Indescribable Rosemary] had already taken effect, so she stretched out her hand and put away the constant ranting Nightmare across the void.

   Thinking of Nightmare's mouthful of translation, Irin was speechless.

   That fire source fragment really made a troublesome thing out of it.

   Sitting on such a mount always made Irin feel a little weird.

   Don't think about it for now.

  Irin pressed Nightmare directly back.

   "Probably not." Irin said.

   But in fact, he is not very sure. Thinking about it again, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu's strengths are not much different. It should be a stalemate situation, and it will not cause people's lives.

  Boom!

   Suddenly.

  The ground shook suddenly.

  Li Changge was taken aback.

  Boom!

Below   , there was a loud noise.

  Li Changge was taken aback again.

   bang bang bang —

  The movement is constant.

  The whole villa swayed slightly, and it was very touching.

  Li Changge cried and said, "Are you sure?"

  Irin was silent.

   After more than ten seconds.

  In the basement, a tragic roar with a hint of shame was passed into the ears of the two of them through heavy obstacles.

   "Brother Su! I really fought with you today! Burn it! Fat!"

  Clap clap clap clap —

   dong dong dong dong dong—

  The ground looks like it was hammered by a pile driver.

  Li Changge: "…"

  Irin: "…"

"solved."

  Irin finally completed the side quest.

   Got epic quest rewards.

  If it wasn't for the quest rewards being too tempting and paid in advance, Yi Rin really didn't want to get involved in other people's marriage affairs.

   But now it seems.

-Perfect.

  Little Fatty got off the list at the speed of light.

   "Big brother, do you call this a solution?"

   Even Li Changge couldn't help but complain.

   He started to get a little worried.

   Don't get me wrong, he wasn't worried about the little fat man.

   but his villa.

   Moving and shaking like this again and again, he doubted whether the villa would just be tossed down by them.

   Of course, Li Changge was just overthinking it.

  Although in the basement, the fighting between the two was terrifying.

   Little Fatty couldn't even beat it, and even opened [Burn it! Fat! 】This last hole card.

   But the apostle who has not unlocked the lock, this movement will not make a villa that cost a lot of money to collapse in place, unless the two of them are full of firepower.

   Yi Rin originally planned to leave Huating quietly after matching Fatty and Su Xiaosu as a couple, not to leave a name for good deeds.

   Think carefully.

   He was still a little worried. After finishing the incident, classmate Li Erpang was at a loss. If he got too excited and lost control of his emotions, he killed Li Changge with the wrong hand, which would be a little pitiful.

  Irin looked at Li Changge silently, and decided to stay and deal with the aftermath.

  By the way, Irin dialed a number.

"solved."

   After the phone call came a gentle and elegant voice: "Trouble."

   "No need. Congratulations."

   "Happy together."

  Li Changge was very curious: "Who are you calling, boss?"

"Ha ha."

  Irin just smiled without explaining.

   After half an hour.

   Dong Dong Dong Dong—

   da da da da-

  Clap clap clap —

   The movement continues.

   There was no pause for half an hour. Li Changge was also used to this rhythm, so he took out a card out of boredom and played it over and over in his hand.

   "What reward did Su Xiaosu give you?"

  Irin asked casually.

   "Hehehehe-" Li Changge had a sullen look on his face, and let out a sly smile, that expression made Yi Rin have the urge to hammer Li Changge to death with one punch.

   "Secrets, secrets, big secrets."

  Li Changge originally wanted to show off his brand new equipment in front of Yi Rin, but after thinking about it, he resisted the urge.

   But he couldn't hold back in the end, and sold a key point: "Boss, let's be honest, I, Li Changge, are invincible!"

  Irin: "?"

   This kid, swelled up.

never mind.

  Since Li Changge was reluctant to speak, Yi Rin did not reluctantly continue to ask.

  The two stayed bored for another half an hour.

The movement below    finally stopped.

   Yi Rin and Li Changge looked at each other.

  Li Changge: "It's over?"

  Irin: "Maybe?"

   Suddenly.

   A voice, with three points of grief, three points of frustration, three points of anger, and one point of deeply hidden comfort, once again penetrated the obstacles and reverberated in the villa.

   "Fuck ah ah ah ah ah-"

   is the voice of classmate Li Erpang.

  Irin can be sure now, nodded: "Well, it's over."

ten minutes later.

   The gaunt fat man walked out of the basement staggeringly.

  Blind eyes.

   The eye sockets are sunken.

   After a fierce battle, Li Er was fat and thin.

  —Of course, it’s actually a sequelae of skills, and the fat is gone.

   He took a few steps and slammed into the wall. Li Erpang knocked a gap in the corner of the wall.

  Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.

  But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul, he didn't even know he hit the wall, he changed direction and walked towards the hall.

   "Be careful, **** it, my decoration is expensive."

  Li Changge finally couldn't help reminding Li Erpang when he saw Li Erpang ramming around.

   The confused little fat man finally recovered.

   He followed the source of the sound and looked at Li Changge blankly.

  Eyes are getting brighter and brighter.

Then.

   "Fuck! Li Changge, you bastard, you are actually cheating on me!"

  Li Erpang suddenly became violent. After tossing for an entire hour, he did not know where to squeeze the last strength, and slammed into Li Changge, pressed him on the sofa, punched and kicked him, and slapped him to death.

  Yi Rin quietly activated [Follow the Shadow] when Li Erpang came out.

   Although the effect of this skill in broad daylight is not particularly good.

   But Li Changge's sassy bag acts as a light bulb-like existence not far away. Li Erpang, who is lethargic, doesn't even see Yi Rin who is close at hand, and rushes directly to Li Changge.

   "I made you shy! I made you play tricks!"

   "I'm gone ah ah ah ah..."

   "You still have a splendid and heroic life for Lao Tzu!"

   "Why are you still a loli dream with a light body and a soft body that can easily be pushed down!"

   "You ruined Lao Tzu's dream!"

   "I want you to have no place to die! Woohoo..."

  Bang, dong, snort, PIA, ah, oh, woohoo…

  Various sounds, converging into a symphony-like chapter…

   is very pleasant.

  Irin took a sip of tea.

   still hot.

   He knew it.

   Don't look at Li Changge being beaten and screaming, but his voice sounds full of energy, and his health should not drop too fast.

  If Li Erpang was really tempted to kill, Li Changge would probably be gone in a single encounter without any precautions, and he couldn't call out at all.

   Although this little fat man is angry, for some reason, his reason is not completely lost, and the bottom line is still there.

   So Irin was very calm.

ten minutes later.

  Irin tea has long been drunk.

   Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten, Yi Rin didn't have the embarrassment to let Li Changge take some time out of his busy schedule, so he went to make a new pot and just waited quietly.

finally.

   Li Erpang finished venting again.

   He got up from Li Changge and saw Yi Rin who was calmly drinking tea, his expression suddenly stunned.

   "When did you come?"

"just."

"Oh."

   Li Erpang responded, a little unfinished, he was hesitating whether to take a break and then beat Li Changge again.

  Li Changge got up with a bruised nose and a swollen face, crying and mournful: "Boss, how can you just watch me get beaten up!"

   Yi Rin seriously corrected Li Changge's language problems: "I didn't watch you get beaten, I didn't even watch it."

  Li Changge: "…"

   Li Erpang heard it.

   smashed his mouth and tasted it.

   He squinted his eyes so small that he couldn't see the eyeballs clearly, and while he was contemplating, he even squeezed out crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.

   "Could it be you?"

  Irin smiled: "What are you referring to?"

   "Fuck!"

  Li Erpang suddenly burst into flames, and the anger he had just vented surged back up, ready to hit Yilin with a heavy punch.

  Irin reminded: "Remind you, don't force me to shoot."

  Li Erpang: "…"

   After a while.

   The three of them sat down again and talked on their knees.

  Li Changge rubbed his face sadly, quickly placed an order from his mobile phone, and delivered the most expensive facial masks and skin care products as quickly as possible.

   This face is his capital based on the world, and he must not be careless.

   Li Erpang looked at Yi Rin.

Mixed feelings.

   Lao Tzu has a foul language, and I don’t know if I should say it or not?

   But thinking of Yi Rin's strength, Li Erpang decided to hold back what was in his heart, and he thought it was a fart.

   Li Erpang always felt that this kid was unfathomable and insidious, but no, it was very miserable for him to deceive his dreams.

   But the boat has become a boat, the rice has been cooked, and it has been cooked into barbecued pork rice. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Erpang decided to suppress the idea of ​​hitting Yi Rin for the time being.

   Anyway, didn't he beat Li Changge too?

   Who is not beating?

   This tone is out.

  Thinking of this, after self-comforting, the little fat man felt much better.

   "What benefit did Brother Su give you? I'll give you double... No, I'll give you triple? Is there anything that can't be discussed? Ah?! Do you have to use emotional means?"

   Li Erpang was heartbroken, and whenever he thought about the experience in that hour, he couldn't help but hate it.

  Irin thought for a while, then said, "One thing to say, you really can't give double, let alone triple, the benefits she gives."

   "Fuck!"

   Li Erpang still doesn't understand what happened, Su Xiaosu made a lot of money in order to capture him.

   An insidious person like Lian Yilin actually decided to use this kind of trick that would not hesitate to offend others. It is conceivable that the price Su Xiaosu gave was absolutely beyond imagination.

   "It's sloppy!"

   He knew this long ago, so he should give Yi Rin benefits in advance, so that he would not help Su Xiaosu.

   "Negligence!"

   He should have expected that, with Brother Su's interpersonal relationship, he could count the people who he could find help with one hand.

   "I'm sorry!"

  Li Erpang thought about it, then silently shed tears.

  Irin saw the little fat man squatting on the sofa feeling sad, so he comforted and said, "It's not that pessimistic actually."

   When Li Erpang heard this, he was even more angry: "I've lost all my dreams, so you still want me not to be pessimistic?"

   In every fat house, there is a dream of sitting on a loli!

  The dream is gone!

   Can you not be pessimistic?

  The old saying goes: Without a dream, what is the difference between salted fish and salted fish?

   "Isn't Sister Su strong?"

   "Strong is strong, but..."

   "Sister Su's voice is not good?"

   "It sounds good, but..."

   "Sister Su has a bad personality?"

   "Good character is good, but..."

   "Aren't you feeling well?"

"Comfortable is comfortable, but... what the hell?" Li Erpang almost didn't respond when he asked and answered, and yelled: "This is not a question of comfort or not at all! Wait, I'm not bothering about this at all. Is the problem okay?"

   Isn’t it over when you’re comfortable?

   This is not obviously a dislike of integrity.

Yi Rin didn't bother to point it out, chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For 'us', a plain and unpretentious love story is an unattainable luxury. It can accompany and live for a long time. Companion, it's rare. Cherish it."

   At the end, Yi Rin thought for a moment and added: "In the future, you will thank me."

   As he said this, he thought of himself.

   But Li Erpang's face turned green in an instant.

   but not easy to attack.

  I thank you!

   "No!"

   When Li Erpang saw that Yi Rin was about to leave, he suddenly woke up, I couldn't handle it, I could run acridine!

   While Brother Su hasn't recovered, am I stupid if I don't run away?

  Huh, you underestimate my Li Er fat!

  Li Erpang thought of this, but he stepped directly over the slow Yi Rin and rushed out the door.

  Li Changge reclined on the sofa, rubbed his bruised face, looked at the back of the little fat man running away in embarrassment, and said coldly, "Scumbag. Scumbag!"

   "Yo yo, it hurts, hurts, hurts—"

   Muscles tugged at the injured area, and Li Changge twitched and mourned again.

   Let’s talk about the little fat man.

   He felt that escaping this time seemed more exciting than escaping during the trial.

   Li Erpang crept up and down.

  For fear that the movement under his feet would be too great, it penetrated the ground and spread into the basement, disturbing the terrifying creature that was 1.99 meters tall.

  Five meters.

   Four meters.

  Three meters.

  Two meters.

  Li Erpang realized.

   Run to the ends of the earth.

   As long as he runs fast enough, no matter how tall or strong Brother Su is, she will not be able to catch up.

   "Witty!"

  Li Erpang silently praised his intelligence.

arrive!

  Li Erpang was excited and suddenly opened the door of the villa.

Suddenly.

  From Li Erpang in all directions, countless respectful voices gathered together, giving the feeling of coming from all directions.

   "Congratulations to Erpang Young Master and Young Madam for tying the knot!"

   "May the young master and young lady last forever!"

   "It was made in heaven!"

   "Born your son early!"

   "A house full of children and grandchildren!"

  I don't know when.

   Countless dark cars surrounded Li Changge's villa.

   Hundreds of Li family's subordinates wearing black suits, sunglasses, and standard bodyguard attire have already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times and three times in order to prevent Li Erpang from escaping.

   rumble rumble —

  The sound of the propeller whirring came from above.

  Li Erpang looked up.

  I found that above my head, a group of gunships hovered at a low altitude, and even listed a neat formation in the air, patrolling in a fancy way, and had a panoramic view of the surrounding environment of the villa without dead ends.

   When Li Erpang saw this scene, why didn't he understand?

   It was dark in front of him, and the little fat man passed out completely.

  【Side Mission: Catch Little Fatty. mission completed! 】

   (end of this chapter)