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No one can imagine what a huge impact a brand-new entertainment video like MAD will bring in TV commercials.

After the audience watched the advertisement, the whole person seemed to be still immersed in the fierce battle with punch after punch, intertwined with drum beats. As a result, when the mall opened on the 2nd day, the sales staff of Great-Thousand VCD, who would have been full of various audiences at the counter every day, were surprised to find that the people in front of the counter in the past few days More.

Moreover, this time is not only about buying more and buying less, but the number of people willing to pay for VCD has doubled.

Originally, a counter sold up to 5 6 VCDs a day, and that’s the sky. But as a result, a full 10 VCDs were sold in one morning, and nearly 20 VCDs were sold in one day. The performance has doubled by more than four times, and all the salespeople are shocked.

And at 2:7 pm on the second day, after the news broadcast ended, many viewers who had habitually wanted to change channels and skipped these two minutes, all put the remote control aside, and then watched the TV eagerly, waiting. The moment when the news network ending song ends and then the commercial begins.

To be fair, this is probably the first time in their lives that these viewers have expected such a TV commercial.

Ever since, when the wonderful and meaty MAD appeared on TV, the audience was like an old smoker who had been banned from smoking for a day, and they were excited to repeat this advertisement. Once again, some people started to practice punches following the Bruce Lee scene in the movie.

At the end of the advertisement, when the opening music of the weather forecast began, the audiences showed disappointed expressions. They were also looking forward to it for the first time in their lives. Don’t just end an advertisement like this.

At this time, China already had several ratings survey companies, and through the survey of these survey companies, CCTV finally saw an incredible report, that was between January 1994st and January 1th, 1 In time, the name of the advertisement appeared for the first time in the time program that occupied the first place in ratings.

Yes, that’s right. According to 110000 sample surveys conducted by the survey company, on January 1, the audience rating of the news network was 3%, the audience rating of the weather forecast was 42%, and that period of Great-Thousand The ratings of the group’s advertisements are actually 36%, which is 43% higher than that of the news network. This is something that has never happened since the establishment of CCTV.

The ratings of an advertisement can exceed the ratings of the nation’s largest news program, which is too terrifying.

But the more terrifying story actually happened on January 1, because the ad’s ratings reached an alarming 7% on that day, surpassing the full 56% of the news network’s ratings.

The reason is simple, because on January 1, the Great-Thousand VCD advertisement was updated again. The updated MAD name this time is called “Kiss Everywhere”

The GBM behind this MAD is said to have been composed by Boss Jia himself, and then invited a silent female singer named Miriam Yeung to sing the song.

By the way, Great-Thousand Entertainment decided to enter the recording industry after Boss Jia made it clear not to get involved in the film industry. Then, under the command of Boss Jia, it discovered a large number of singers to join, and Boss Jia also created himself with great interest. More than 20 different songs.

Well, it is not so much that Boss Jia personally created it, it is better to say that Boss Jia sang it himself, and then a dozen composers around him quickly recorded the music and formed the song.

To be reasonable, these composers are really too difficult, because Boss Jia’s singing is seriously out of tune, and the 5th tone is incomplete. It is a cruel torture to analyze the scores under such singing.

What’s even more annoying is that Boss Jia was also very dissatisfied with the scores they finally recorded. After they re-interpreted the scores, they said that they had misremembered many things.

So Boss Jia took the trouble to sing it several times, until the composers whose heads were about to explode finally recorded the score correctly, and they were satisfied nodded.

To be fair, these composers would not be willing to endure such torture if it weren’t for Boss Jia’s price of 5000 Hong Kong dollars per song.

And “Kiss Everywhere” is such a song. It is said that Boss Jia sang 20 times repeatedly before finalizing the version.

Then this song became the second MAD theme song of the Great-Thousand VCD commercial.

The theme of the editing is completely different from Part 1.

If the first part is the world of Bruce Lee, then the second part is the world of those beautiful and beautiful people. Under the personal command of Boss Jia, countless classic beauty stars in Hong Kong and Hong Kong, as well as their The most amazing shots in the movie have been edited into this MAD movie.

The most popular scene was about when such a lyrics appeared.

You can turn all beings upside down with a kiss

Save someone with a kiss

The temperature that saves you

Will always donate to someone

Steal a heart with a kiss

Kill someone with a kiss

An inch of kiss and an inch of gold

Rugged travel

Farewell to her, kiss him, kiss her, kiss him, kiss her

I’m so happy to continue the pleasant process

Next time she kissed him, kissed her, kissed him, kissed her

Everyone can calculate how many kiss words appear in this passage of lyrics. Perfectly accompanied by a kiss word, a classic kissing scene will inevitably appear on TV.

In just 10 seconds, more than 13 kissing scenes were inserted into the advertisement, and all of them were kissing streets of different beauties.

At this time, the atmosphere in China is still relatively conservative. When the audience in front of the TV saw the appearance of these two dense kissing scenes, many people became fascinated on the spot, indulged, and the whole person burned.

So when the advertisements are over, they still watch the TV screen idiotically.

[PS: This MAD is actually a video made by a serious little party of the up host of B station: “[Kiss Everywhere] Why do you come in white x in a daze”, if the author is dissatisfied, please enter the QQ group 1047683844 to contact me (the owner is the author I), infringement must be deleted]

This version of Kiss Everywhere ads shocked all TV viewers far more than Bruce Lee’s previous ones. It’s no wonder that on the second day, that is, January 2, after the Kiss Everywhere ad was broadcast again, the ratings of this advertisement , Actually directly impacted 1%, completely shattering the 7 views of all TV people.

However, this was in 94. It is conceivable that this advertisement at this time will have such a huge impact and temptation for the conservative Chinese people. After all, this is an era when swimwear is banned!

The direct consequence of this advertisement was that Kiss Everywhere became the most famous song in China in an instant. Almost all men would hum a few sentences, and they could hear someone humming kiss everywhere.

As a newcomer who released his first record, Miriam Yeung actually achieved an unprecedented sales of 1 tapes in the Mainland, which put her directly above the top of the line.

A little more far-reaching, that is, there are 100 old scholars, old artists, old intellectuals, etc. in China who have submitted books, sternly denounced this kind of chaotic social behavior, and demanded severe punishments on advertising producers, and immediately stopped broadcasting. Through this ad.

In this regard, the above response speed is still very fast, all the country stopped playing kiss ads everywhere, but this order is actually not necessary, because after the order is down, it is already the 13th, Great-Thousand automatically stopped the second advertisement , Switch to the third part of “The Great Victory” MDA.

This is a MAD that combines the classic domestic war of resistance and liberation movie footage with the song “The Soul of the Chinese Army” created by Boss Jia. Who dares to ban it!

As for the severe punishment of Great-Thousand, it is indeed severely punished. It was announced that the Great-Thousand Group will be punished at 1010000 Renminbi. Great-Thousand immediately stated that he accepted the punishment and sincerely repented of his crime. The MV for “Kiss Everywhere” is on the shelves. This is an expansion of the MAD that was originally only 1 minute and 40 seconds to a full 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

As a result, the Great-Thousand VCD once again sold out. The sales breakthrough in January was 1 units, and the sales of the MV “Kiss Everywhere” exceeded 510000 copies. The Great-Thousand VCD reached the astonishing monthly sales of over 3010000 million for the first time. Achievement.

Between 1994 and 2020, the MV of “Kiss Everywhere” was republished, and 27 different MVs were produced successively, that is, a new version of the MV was produced every year. Finally, the cumulative sales of all versions of the mv reached unprecedented levels. 15100000000 million copies, creating a brand new world record.

Because later, the revision of “Kiss Everywhere” became the selection of new domestic and foreign movies released every year, and the classic pictures of beautiful women in new TV series, and then produced the new version of the MV for the second year.

So every year, the new version of MV will be bought by a large number of old customers. At the same time, what is even more strange is that later on, whether it is those newly debuted female stars or well-known female stars, they have already boarded the second year of Kiss Everywhere MV as One of my most important goals, after all, as long as I get on mv, it basically represents the most beautiful a dozen stars in the whole year last year.

Later, this has evolved into a business. If a female celebrity wants to spend money on a MV, then at least 100010000 Renminbi should start, otherwise, don’t even think about it.

But even at this price, countless female stars are really broke. After all, an MV can only have 12-20 places at most. Among them, in order to take into account the quality of the MV, Boss Jia strictly ordered that 12 of them must be the most beautiful women of genuine , There are only 3 or 4 that can be sold, and the competition is of course fierce.

And along with the VCD’s hot sales once again, under the background of sweeping the country, an undercurrent has also begun to surge.