Instant Noodles Millionaire

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Ms. Niu is a loyal movie hobby fan. She likes watching movies, especially those in Hong Kong and Hong Kong. So when VCD appeared, Ms. Niu immediately bought a Great-Thousand VCD and bought a lot of them at the same time. I have been very happy to use VCD.

However, recently, Ms. Niu found that VCD often suffers from stuttering, distortion, and loss of sound. Ms. Niu took the Great-Thousand to the after-sales outlets to check, but the Great-Thousand’s after-sales service stated that there was no problem, and it would not be repaired or returned. Ms. Niu was very angry, so she wrote a letter to Gemdale’s TV station asking for help.

In fact, Ms. Niu’s letter was written quite early. It was sent to the TV station in March, but the TV station has never responded. It has been June now, just when Ms. Niu almost forgot about it. , The reporter of the TV station came to the door suddenly and began to interview the Great-Thousand VCD this time.

Although this made Ms. Niu a little dazed, it is always a good thing to come, so Ms. Niu was very angry to show the reporter the problem she encountered.

Then the news was broadcast on TV.

“It’s finished!” Seeing that news programs about Great-Thousand quality issues were successfully broadcast on the TV station, Hu Zhibiao and the others burst into laughter. At the same time, they also began to arrange newspapers from all over the country, and The TV station rebroadcast the news this time, and then greatly contributed to it, let everyone see, the quality of Great-Thousand VCD is only this.

It’s just that the effect is a little bit unsatisfactory, because the audience has been covered by the VCD quality news of major brands before, and now I see the news about VCD quality issues, I can’t help but feel a little tired and boring.

Therefore, after the news was broadcast, Great-Thousand VCDnot at all experienced a sharp drop in sales as expected, and both parties still maintained their previous status, which made VCDBoss of other major brands a little disappointed.

It stands to reason that as long as you press and do some cold treatment at this time, the quality problem of Great-Thousand will be completely gone this time.

What all the bosses did not expect was that Great-Thousand did not intend to end.

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After conducting an interview with the TV station, Ms. Niu thought it was just a cutscene and would not improve much. As a result, Ms. Niu received a call from the Great-Thousand headquarters the night after the news was broadcast.

The Great-Thousand headquarters stated that they have sent a professional technical team to Ms. Niu’s home, and Ms. Liu must help Ms. Liu create the cause of abnormal VCD playback.

“It doesn’t need to be so troublesome, you can just change one for me!” Ms. Niu said quickly.

“No, we must find out the problem, otherwise there will be more customers who suffer from the same problem!” The Great-Thousand team’s attitude is very firm, which moved Ms. Niu so much that she agreed to their visit .

As a result, the technical team of Great-Thousand arrived in the afternoon of the second day, and reporters from the TV station also heard the news. Under the witness of the camera, the technical team of Great-Thousand conducted rigorous testing and experiments on this VCD. It was concluded that “this VCD has no problems and the quality is very good!”

This conclusion made Ms. Niu smile angrily. She thought that the Great-Thousand special Sect technical team came to carry out after-sales service with a serious and meticulous attitude, but didn’t expect to finally give herself this damn conclusion, which made Ms. Niu’s heart instantly full of resentment qi.

“When this VCD was playing, you all saw the situation, how could there be no problem!” Ms. Niu said angrily.

“Ms. Niu, please don’t be angry. After our test, there is really no problem with this VCD.” The representative of the after-sales team quickly appeased, “But this does not mean that other things are okay.”

“Other things? Are you saying that my TV is broken?” Ms. Niu asked angrily.

“No no no, I mean, there may be a problem with your VCD DVD!” The representative of the after-sales team said with a smile, “I want to ask, this VCD is playing all VCD DVDs, the same will appear Problem?”

“It’s not… it’s strange to say, usually only when the VCD of Jackie Chan and Stephen Chow is played, there are problems in the meeting, and other VCDs, it seems that nothing really happened!” Ms. Niu recalled.

“Then, how many times have you watched the VCD with problems?” the after-sales representative asked again.

“Well, maybe more than 30 times…” Ms. Niu said proudly, “My home is the first family to buy VCDs around here. Many friends, relatives, and neighbors like to come to my home to see the freshness. Everyday all have A lot of guests, the same movie is played more often!”

“That’s right, the problem is on the DVD!” After-sales representative said with a smile “Please pay attention to the back of the protective box of this DVD. There is a writing on it. The best number of views for a Vcd DVD is 5 times. Within 5 times, there may be data loss, and after more than 10 times, there may be more serious data loss.”

“If there is a serious quality problem within 10 times of playing, all the discs will be returned and exchanged. However, if the number of times of playing exceeds 10 times, then the disc will no longer be warranted!”

Ms. Niu took a look. There was indeed such a line of small characters on the back of the VCD cover boxes, but the number of characters was too small, and in relatively unremarkable places, it is generally difficult to find such a prompt.

“So the problem is not on our VCD, but on these VCD discs!” The after-sales representative said, “In this case, you can choose to buy new VCD discs.”

After speaking, the after-sales representative took out a new disc and sent it into the VCD. The movies were exactly the same, but the playback was very clear and smooth, without any problems.

“Sorry, sorry, you are wrong!” Seeing that the truth of the matter was investigated, Ms. Niu said somewhat sorry.

“It’s okay, because our prompts on the packaging are not conspicuous enough that you didn’t find these problems!” The after-sales representative bowed again and apologized.

“Well, these DVDs that have been played more than 10 times are only discarded. Can they not be used anymore?” Ms. Niu asked unwillingly. If this is the case, many of the DVDs in her house would be useless.

“This is the case at present, but if you choose to purchase the latest model of VCD produced by Great-Thousand Entertainment, Great-Thousand 2nd generation VCD, you can perfectly solve this problem!” The after-sales representative snapped his fingers. Immediately one of his subordinates sent a brand new VCD.

The after-sales representative immediately replaced the VCD, and then installed the DVD player that had a serious cassette problem into the new VCD player. The original playback was intermittent, and there would always be various jams. This time it was played quite smoothly. Although there were occasional lag issues, it was better than before.

And even if it encounters a freeze, it will jump over quickly, instead of the whole machine being stuck there all the time, motionless and unable to continue playing.

“Is it so amazing?” Ms. Niu exclaimed.

“Of course, this is a VCD with super error correction function developed by Great-Thousand after more than a year of painstaking research. On ordinary VCDs, there will be various kinds of lagging VCDs. Put this Great- In the Thousand 2nd generation VCD, once encountered a stuttering situation, the super-intelligent aI error correction chip built in the Great-Thousand 2nd generation VCD will solve 10000000% of the stuttering problems through up to 99 automatic calculations per second. Let an Old Zhang disc be reborn!” The after-sales representative said with a smile on his face.

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“Grass!” Hu Zhibiao, who was watching the news, directly smashed the tea cup in his hand. He absolutely didn’t expect. The news that was originally used to hit Great-Thousand became a living Great-Thousand advertisement. news.

Originally, Hu Boss was very happy to watch, although Great-Thousand later announced that the problem was on the VCD disc, Hu Boss was also very happy, because it means that the problem of love can also be pushed on the disc.

However, when Great-Thousand officially announced the Great-Thousand VCD2 in the news, Hu Zhibiao was very unhappy.

Not to mention that he doesn’t know what this super error correction is. This news is obviously negative news about Great-Thousand. How did it become Great-Thousand’s new product launch? ?

The most annoying thing is that everyone’s new products have just been on the shelves. Why did Great-Thousand release the second generation of products?

And after the news was broadcast, Great-Thousand officially announced that it would start selling Great-Thousand 2nd generation VCD at the same price of 6666 yuan, and then the price of Great-Thousand 5998st generation VCD will remain unchanged at 1 yuan.

Even the old products of Great-Thousand have to crush other VCDs.

After Great-Thousand 2 went on sale, Hu Zhibiao received a lot of feedback from the customer service department, saying that many customers took the initiative to call to ask if the Addo VCD has the same super error correction function as Great-Thousand.

The customer service at first naturally answered no. As a result, I heard a disdainful sentence “Hey, it is not comparable to high-end VCD.”

This made Hu Zhibiao angrily exploded. He immediately ordered Xiaoyoung to develop the super error correction function as quickly as possible, but the problem was that Xiaoyoung got a Great-Thousand 2 and took it apart and studied it for a while. It means that he has no way to solve this problem.

Because the super error correction function is realized by an independent computing chip, this computing chip does not belong to any computing chip on the market. In other words, it is not available on the market.

This chip is either customized by Great-Thousand or manufactured by Great-Thousand itself. Anyway, unless I find a way to get the same chip, Iduo cannot have the super error correction function.

“We also make chips!” Hu Zhibiao said proudly ten thousand zhang.

“Then we have to buy a lithography machine first!” The young man said quietly.

“How much is a lithography machine?”

“It’s not expensive, which is only a few 10000000 million US dollars. In addition, if you want to mass-produce this error correction chip, you will need other equipment. In addition, you will need to invest a year or two for research and development. It will cost 2 million US dollars. …”

“Cough cough, forget it” Hu Zhibiao closed his mouth decisively.

This fuck already not in a starting line, how is this competition!

“Boss, this is a subpoena sent by the court. Great-Thousand sued us for patent infringement!” Suddenly, Secretary hurried in and reported.