Invincible Attack Training System

Shangguan Yun looked at it and scolded himself secretly, how could he be so upright.

She quickly helped the little girl, her face was pale, she was obviously frightened, and quickly explained: "Xiao Qin, sorry, you may have understood it wrong."

"Actually, I am not saying that you are not good at playing, but I am saying that I don't understand temperament at all, so even if a pig is playing the piano, I can't understand it."

In an instant, Xiaoqin's face changed from white to blue.

System: "Attacked by a mental storm, the value of cultivation + one million."

Xiaoqin is about to burst into tears, should she laugh or cry.

This distinguished guest is too torturous.

"Okay, okay, sit down, let's talk while eating." Shangguanyun asked Xiaoqin to sit down and eat.

However, Xiaoqin was stunned again when he saw the situation on the table.

On the messy table, the originally exquisite dinner plate seemed to be missing a corner in the east and a corner in the west, cracked over there, penetrated here, and claw prints remained on it.

Eat... Is this also called eating?

Shangguanyun seems to be a little embarrassed too, it seems that this is not the way to treat guests.

So Shangguanyun ordered: "Come on, prepare another table for me. As for this table..."

Shangguan Yun resisted the impulse to beat Xiaolonglong violently, embarrassing him.

"Just give it." Shangguan Yun said helplessly.

"Yes, yes, I will wait for it to be done." A group of offenders left immediately.

Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief, but always felt something was wrong.

It seems that she is here, how do you feel that she is the guest?

System: "Attacked by a mental storm, the repair value + two million."

Let alone, the efficiency of these people is really fast. After only a while, a brand new table and chairs have been arranged next to them, covered with precious tablecloths, beautifully decorated, and served with hot wine and meat.

"Wow!"

Xiaolonglong turned into a ball of light and rushed to the table.

"boom!"

Shangguan Yun made a punch with iron and blood, directly hitting Xiaolonglong's head, directly knocking it out, and hitting the wall, like a dragon wall.

The people around were dumbfounded, strange masters and servants.

"Don't pay attention to it, let's sit down and have a good chat. This meal is very fragrant, you can eat it." Shangguan Yun, like the master, asked Xiaoqin to sit down and eat.

Xiaoqin: ╥╯^╰╥

Xiaoqin burst into tears and wanted to say, what the food is here, she knows best, she is the one who grew up here.

System: "Mental damage is +1 million per second."

Shangguan Yun: "Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ"

This is destined to be the worst day in Xiaoqin's history. She is happy and suffering.

You can't be angry. Whatever the other party says, you can only laugh and praise.

She is too difficult.

But sometimes, I'm attracted by Shangguanyun's strange words, and even some jokes almost can't help but burst out with a smile, but many times, I have the urge to vomit blood with anger.

She is more difficult.

Finally, a door opened, Xiaoqin's heart was filled with joy and sorrow, tears streaming down her face, and she quickly saluted: "Pavilion Master, you are finally here."

Pavilion Master: O_O)?"

What's wrong, it feels like I have been wronged a lot.

Isn't it? It's like a year.

Fenghuaxueyue Pavilion Master is still as beautiful, dignified, generous, virtuous, clever, and decent as always...Here, he replenishes his brain.

"Pavilion Master, it's been a long time since I saw you." Like a master, Shangguan Yun poured a cup of Erguotou to the other party.

Then Shangguanyun gave himself a cup of Jian Nanchun.

Well, he exchanged this wine through the system.

interesting!

awesome!

"Long time no see?" Pavilion Master Fenghuaxueyue was full of black lines, and only met once in total.

But I still need to answer with a smile: "I'm really lucky to be here."

"Since you have said so, then I will take care of it often, so that you can be lucky."

When Shangguanyun heard that the other party was so sincere, he immediately gave him a chance.

Master Fenghuaxueyue: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

The pavilion owner was shocked.

Didn't you hear that it was a polite remark?

The polite remarks are taken seriously.

Beep the dog.

System: "Under mental attack, the cultivation value + 5 million per second."

"That's natural, that's natural." The pavilion master kept the goddess fan, and asked with a smile: "I don't know how to serve, if there is dissatisfaction, I will help you."

"Well..." Shangguanyun looked at the pavilion master very seriously and said: "Actually, I really want to experience the feeling of being served by the pavilion master himself."

"Ah!" The pavilion's eyes widened: ∑(O_O;)

Then he said warmly (ー`´ー): "I treat you as a distinguished guest, how can you be like this?"

Shangguan Yun said in a puzzled way: "What do you think? I just admire the pavilion master's unparalleled piano skills, unique in the world. I just want to let the pavilion master offer one song. If you don't want to, then forget it. I have no such blessing."

When the pavilion master heard that it was only like this, he really blamed him, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I blamed you, but Fuqin is only a small matter, a small matter."

Xiaoqin was full of suspicion. Didn't you say that you didn't understand the rhythm, why did you let the pavilion master play the piano again?

After thinking about it, I didn't tell the patron.

"Xiaoqin, sit down and listen together." Shangguanyun beckoned to Xiaoqin.

"Slaves dare not." Xiaoqin shook his head like a rattle.

"Xiaoqin, since the guest asked you to sit down, please sit down." The pavilion master's voice came over.

As soon as Xiaoqin listened, the whole person was bad.

I just left the tiger’s mouth and want to return to the tiger’s teeth again.

"Yes." Xiaoqin sat down dumbfoundingly, very bumpy.

Light and moving, like a hundred birds mingling, Shangguan Yun was originally nonsense, but he did not expect that the piano sound of the Master Fenghuaxueyue really possessed such charm.

Even his melody Xiaobai was fascinated and shouted: "666!"

"Yoyo?" What does this mean?

Many people are puzzled.

Shangguanyun quickly explained: "When the horse runs well, I will praise 666!"

"Oh, it turned out to be like this." They suddenly understood.

However, something seems to be wrong.

Horse?

Pavilion Lord?

Doesn't it mean that the sound of the pavilion master's piano is like the kind of horses running: sloppy.

They always feel something is wrong o(一︿一+)o

"Beng!" At this time, the pavilion master's Qin Xuan suddenly broke off, and she was ups and downs all over her body, obviously irritated by Shangguan Yun's analogy.

System: "Under mental attack, +50 million per second."

The pavilion master's expression was not very good, he walked out directly, sat on the stool, raised the wine glass and took a sip, ignoring Shangguan Yun and raising his hand to stop her.

The pavilion master's face is even more ugly, this Shangguan Yun is really bullying, he can't even drink a glass of wine by himself.