Chapter 436

Yihao Apartment on East Street in Z City.

In this apartment, a bunch of otaku live.

They live a regular life of going to work in the morning and chasing fans at night.

Han Yu, who lives in Room No., returned to the apartment with only a few thousand yuan in salary and lived the life of a full-time otaku.

When the money is used up, just think about how to make it. The big deal is just picking up garbage and eating. Han Yu has already seen this point.

It was another bland morning, Han Yu returned to the apartment after running and took a shower, lying on the bed, watching TV.

“This is Ass Chin TV. Here is the morning news for everyone. The Ass Chin Group is offering a high price reward, looking for warriors to capture the crab monsters!”

“Crab monster?” Han Yu just grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, showing an expression of interest.

Afterwards, the TV station po released a poster with a crab on it, but with muscular legs, at least three meters high, and pliers as sharp as a big knife.

“Interesting.” Grabbing the last handful of popcorn and stuffing it into his mouth, Han Yu stood up, picked up the phone and called the task.

“I want to sign up.”

“Okay, please read your name, ID number and phone number to me. It is convenient for me to register.” A voice came from the other end of the phone.

“Han Yu, ID xxx.. Phone number: 131xxx.”

“Okay, you can start the mission now. As long as anyone catches this crab monster to the headquarters of the Ass Chin Group first, he will receive a cash reward of one million.”



“One million!” Han Yu swallowed and hung up.

Click! Click!

His fists crackled.

Open the door and walk out of the apartment. When he opened the door, several neighbors next door also opened the door.

“You are also going to catch crab weirs?” Han Yu yelled badly, because he was so competitive.

“Crab weirdo? Are you kidding me, that thing didn’t know how many people it killed. I went to see my birdie’s concert.” said a fat house wearing short sleeves with Nan Xiaoniao printed on it.

The others nodded together.

Han Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

“What? Are you going to catch the crab weirdo?” The Fat House just got ready to leave, and looked back at Han Yu.

“Yes.”

Fat House squinted his eyes and stared at his bald head for a long time, and then gave a thumbs up: “Good luck brother, if you are unfortunately killed, please remember that everything is the fault of Shichen. You must go to heaven. Find him to settle the account.”

“Okay…” Han Yu showed his trademark blind fish eyes and nodded.

“Why don’t we practice for the Warriors together!” Fat House said to the others.

“Okay, let’s, one or two, Nicole Nicole~ 嘤嘤嘤~ Come on, come on poi~” Several rough guys suddenly made cute moves together, and Han Yu was a little panicked.

After that, they saluted Han Yu together, turned and left.

After Han Yu took a deep breath, he walked in the opposite direction and went downstairs with them.

Half an hour later, at the seaside of Z city.

The daily activities of the Crab Monster start at 9 o’clock in the morning.

If he comes now, the timing is still fine.

Before he reached the beach, he had already smelled a strong smell of blood and heard a burst of fierce gunfire.

Han Yu hurried to the front, and sure enough, the crab freak had gone ashore.

Ten army jeeps stopped on the road to block its way, and dozens of people shot at it frantically with several guns.

But the crab freak was completely blocked with just pliers.

When he walked in front of the jeep, the Crab 720 monster swung his tongs and swept it away. All ten vehicles were blown up. Only two or three of the seventy people were left, and they kept crawling backwards with fear on their faces.

“Hey!” Han Yu shouted, standing behind it.

“Huh?” The crab weird turned his head and stared at him.

“Who are you?”

“Han Yu.”

Two blind fisheyes face each other.

The crab weird sucked his nose: “You are also a dead fish.”

“Ah…” Han Yu opened his mouth.

“For the sake of you too, I can let you go and get off.” said the crab monster.

“By the way, do you know where there is a kid with a buttocks and chin?” the crab stranger asked.

Han Yu looked puzzled: “Huh? How do I know.”

“Oh, then you go away.”

“Why, I’m here to beat you.” Han Yu said.

“Just you bald?”

Han Yu nodded: “Ah, I’m just a bald.”

The air suddenly became quiet.

“I see you are tired of living!” The crab weird waved his tongs and chopped it down.

clang! !

Han Yu stretched out a hand and held his pliers in midair.

“Normal fist.” As his voice fell, a fist hit the crab monster’s head.boom!

Its head was smashed, and its yellow brain fell to the ground like rain.

Han Yu dragged its body away expressionlessly.

The three surviving soldiers watched this scene in shock.

Half an hour later, the ass chin group was in front of the door.

Han Yu held the Crab Monster and caused quite a stir in Z City.

A letter suddenly floated down from the sky.

Han Yu reached out and took it.

The letter read: “I hope you abandon everything and come to the perfect and beautiful world of the’Internet Continent’!”

“Huh?” Han Yu frowned and scratched his head.

At this time, many reporters had gathered around.

“This… Mr. Bald, how did you defeat the Crab Monster?”

“Mr. Bald! Excuse me!!”

Han Yu’s painting style turned black, and he suddenly roared, “My name is Han Yu! Not Mr. Bald!!”

Suddenly, the space began to tremble.

The letter in his hand also turned into a ray of light and flew into the air, forming a whirlpool, sucking Han Yu in.

Han Yu looked calm and walked peacefully.

Quietly drifting in the dark space with the wind.

I don’t know how long it was drifting, suddenly, his eyes lit up.

A brand new world appeared in front of him!

Boom!

Before he could see clearly, he landed his head directly on the ground, plunged into the ground, and smashed a big hole.

“Oh, oh, a good-looking young man.” Oh Basang, who was passing by, walked to the pit and said with a smile.

Han Yu got up from the pit and looked at her blankly.

“The young man sucked by the Dimension Wall, welcome to the Internet continent! This is the country!” Oh Ba Sang smiled.

“Hey, the country?”

“Come, follow me, speak slowly.” Oh Basan beckoned.

Han Yu walked out of the pit, followed this Oh Ba Sang into a nearby place called Utuo City.

Oh Basang said as he walked, “Here, it’s called the Internet Continent, and the place you live in is called Qiqiguo. Not only that, there is also a particular country in the East.”

“Huh? That’s it…” Han Yu nodded seriously.

Oh Basang stretched out his hand, pointed to the towering mountain in the north, and said, “That mountain is called Network Mountain. On which mountain, there are monsters and monsters on each floor. They are the water army, the spooky monster, and the keyboard. The hero, the virgin bitch, and the barrage madman.”

“Uh… why do you feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity?”

“Not only that, they will launch attacks on our two countries every year, which is particularly hateful!” Oh Basan stomped angrily.

But she suddenly remembered something: “Oh, yes, there is also a religious religion on the mainland. The archbishop is named Mu Guevara, one of the gods of the Internet continent!”

“Maoge… Vala? Is he good?” Han Yu looked at Oh Basang blankly.

Oh Basang patted his bright bald head: “What are you talking about? He is the god with the most believers on the Internet! He left a famous saying that has been circulated by the public, and it will last forever!”

Han Yu: “What famous saying?”

“It is impossible to work part-time, it is impossible to work part-time in this life!” Oh Basang smiled proudly.

Han Yu smiled awkwardly: “What’s worth spreading about this?”

Oh Basangyang raised his chin: “Of course! This sentence represents the faith of the lowest inhabitants of the kingdom! It is also the dream of everyone! Create a beautiful country! Everyone can live happily!”

Han Yu touched his chin for a moment and nodded: “Well… you seem to make sense to say that.”

“Hahaha, right! Even you agree! This is the charm of the great godfather.” Oh Basan laughed.

boom! !

Suddenly, there was a gap in the city wall that was blasted out by an unknown object.

“It’s a barrage madman, they have launched an attack!!” The soldiers guarding the city wall shouted with loud horns in horror.

The city suddenly fell into a panic.

“God, is it another year? This year is actually a terrifying barrage madness! Bishop!! Please save us!” Oh Basan held his hands and prayed to the sky.

Han Yu scratched his face with a strange expression and said, “Barrage madness…is it scary?”

“It’s very scary! Young man, run quickly and take refuge in the church in the middle of the city!” Oh Basan pushed Han Yu’s ass and said nervously.

Han Yu was pushed forward and arched, then turned around and said, “Uh… actually I want to see what a barrage madness is like.”

Oh Basan said eagerly: “It’s too dangerous! You can’t do this!”

But Han Yu didn’t listen to her at all.

“You go for refuge first, I’ll take a look.”

“Young man! Young man! Oh!” Oh Basang stomped his feet in anxious manner.

At the gate of the city, the guard was about to close the gate.

“Stop! Who are you!” Seeing Han Yu trot over, the captain drew his sword and pointed it at him.

“I… uh… I don’t know…” Han Yu smiled awkwardly.

Soldier captain: “Watfa??”

Han Yu thought for a long time but couldn’t think of a good explanation, so he said, “Let me go out.”

“No, it’s too dangerous. The barrage madness is already approaching the city, you can’t go out.” The soldier rebuffed.

But when he turned around, Han Yu had already jumped onto the tower.

“Who are you! Hey! Hey!!” The soldiers upstairs saw Han Yu jump up, and in the next second he jumped out of the city.

In the distance, the army of the barrage mad demon rushed on horseback, and the earth was trembling.

At first glance, there must be at least tens of thousands of people, they are wearing colorful armor, and everyone holds something similar to a big trumpet in their hands.

Han Yu leaned forward a little, looking at them with a dazed expression.

Da Da Da! Da Da Da!

The battle line was drawn closer and closer, and the soldiers on the tower held their breath one by one, taking up bows and arrows or muskets, ready to fire at any time.

At a distance of 800 meters from the city wall, the army of barrage madness stopped advancing.

Since all of them are wearing tertiary heads, they can’t see what they look like.

At this time, a gap was removed in the middle of the army, and from there, a man riding a huge alpaca walked out.

He has black and elegant hair that belongs to the uninhibited grassland, and healthy black glaze skin, as well as that sexy sausage mouth, and a large round face plate.

He is like an artist, like a leader of the times, with his eyes closed, he seems to be enjoying this moment.

“Gluten Chen!!! It’s actually Gluten Chen!! He is the great emperor of the barrage mad demon, Gluten Chen! He actually went out in person! Oh my God!” The captain on the wall shouted at the man in horror.

When he shouted, the surrounding soldiers suddenly panicked, although it seemed stable on the surface.

“Gluten Chen?” Han Yu was dumbfounded again.

“Wow hahaha, cowards of the country, why don’t you dare to open the city gate to fight me!” Gluten Chen picked up the big horn and declared war against them loudly.

“Leave him alone, wait for my order, and be ready to attack at any time!” said the soldier captain.

Han Yu jumped onto a tree, sat down cross-legged and waited for their attack.

“Brothers! Let us cheer up and let them feel the charm of music and barrage! Showtime!!” Gluten-Chen shouted to the army behind him, picking up his horn.

“They are going to attack!” The soldier’s heart tightened.

“Prepare!!” Seeing Gluten Chen’s order, everyone picked up the horn in their hands and put them in front of their mouths.

“Great magic, barrage artillery!!” After Gluten Chen shouted, everyone sang in unison.

“Hey! Hey! Hey~~~Fragrant taste~Have you ever tasted it? Spicy feeling~Have you tasted it? The bastard singing~Have you heard? Real roasted gluten~It’s exciting Now! Let you eat real lime~~ a different taste!!

Roasted gluten~Roasted gluten~My roasted gluten~Makes you happy every day~Roasted gluten~Roasted gluten~Makes you refreshed every evening~It’s exciting! ”

Suddenly, the magic sound of the barrage mad army pierced the ears, and each of their lyrics turned into cannonballs, smashing into the city like a meteor.

Boom boom boom! !

The cannonballs were fired endlessly. Although the soldiers defending the city continued to attack, they could barely kill a few barrage maddeners. The range was too far to aim.

Han Yu covered his ears, feeling that his head was about to explode.

“Don’t sing!!” Han Yu roared up to the sky, the space vibrated again.

The barrage mad army suddenly stopped singing, and Gluten-Chen looked at Han Yu solemnly.

“Could this be the legendary… Dimensional Lion Roar Skill?!” Gluten Chen swallowed.

“Srilanka One…” The captain looked at Han Yu’s back and exclaimed.

“Don’t walk around here, I’ll go to the city to buy some oranges for some warrior to eat!” said the soldier captain.

“Yes!”

Han Yu’s roar stunned the gluten Chen.

After gluten Chen’s thoughts over and over again, he still chose to retreat for the time being.

“withdraw!!”

Seeing the barrage madmen’s army retreat, Han Yu became even more dazed.

Touched his head and said, “I won’t fight anymore?”

But looking back, their wave of magic sound attacks had already caused great damage to the city.

“They retreated! The barrage madness retreated! Oh my God! They retreated like this!” a soldier shouted excitedly, pointing into the distance.

“Really! They really withdrew! My God! That person is too powerful! The roar scared them back!”

Han Yu smiled blankly.



“Warrior, come and eat an orange!” Standing on the tower, the soldier beckoned to Han Yu.

“Huh? Orange?” Han Yu jumped from the tree to the wall and took out a big ugly orange from his pocket.

The soldier smiled and said, “Hey hey, this is a specialty of Utuo City, a big ugly orange.”

Han Yu peeled off the orange peel and put a piece in his mouth.

“Oh!” His eyes lit up, this smells really good!

“Warrior, what’s your name, please?” the soldier captain asked.

“Han Yu.”

“Then, Warrior Han Yu, where are you from?” the soldier commander Erlian asked.

“Earth.”

“You are a dimensional traveler??” The soldier commanded a surprised expression.

Han Yu: “What’s wrong?”The soldier waved his hand: “Ah… it’s okay, it’s just that there has not been a dimensional traverser for many years. The last dimensional traverser was also a very powerful character.

It’s just that he fell in the next door to the country-conscious Hakatai City. It’s a pity that that guy is too strong and perverted, but he can’t be used by our country. ”

“What’s his name?” Han Yu asked.

“Go back to Sixteen Nights, and I heard that he was wearing three or four people, but he is the most powerful.” The soldier said.

“Boss, I remember that there are also two traversers in the strange country in the southern part of the country. I heard what they call a blank combination.” A soldier suddenly popped up and said.

“Ahaha, look at my memory, I can’t remember how many traversers there are. Forget it, as long as this warrior is with us, it will be fine.” The soldier slapped his head and laughed.

“What’s your name?” Han Yu looked at him.

“My name is Chun Yangping, Warrior Han Yu, please advise.” He stretched out his hand and grinned at Han Yu.

After that, Chun Yangping wrote a letter of introduction and rode a small battery to take Han Yu to the northernmost Utuo City University of Bibi.

On the road leading to Ting Ting University, there is a long boardwalk with cherry blossom trees on both sides of the boardwalk. Many young couples like to go to the cherry blossom trees to sit and chat about life.

“Hey, what is the place of graduate school?” Han Yu asked, sitting behind the battery car.

“A place to learn magic, technology, and knowledge! It’s better for the traversers to go there for three months of study before considering whether to go to the imperial capital!” Chun Yangping said.

“Oh…” Han Yu nodded, and the battery car drove onto the boardwalk.

After entering the gate of Didi University, Han Yu noticed that there were countless loli, cute pets, very few boys, or boys dressed up as girls.

“Hey, what kind of clothes I’m looking at recently is so expensive, what should I do if I don’t have money to buy it~”

“Oh, then you wear cat ears, black silk skirt and let the fat boy Wang Pang take a few photos, he will pay you a lot of money, huh~”

Han Yu couldn’t help swallowing.

“Eh eh eh, look there, there is a bald man!”

“Really! Really bald! Wow, it’s so fun!”

Han Yu’s bright bald head set him up in the academy.

The core ideology of Qiqi University is hung high on the teaching building: respecting loli, taking cute pets as treasure, taking poor breasts as belief, based on magic, and implementing the core ideology of God!

Arriving downstairs in the Academic Affairs Building, Han Yu jumped out of the car.

The faculty and staff all turned their attention to Han Yu.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh, Xiaoyangping, why did you bring a face with you?” A woman walked over. She wore a black evening dress and had long brown hair, and even her pupils were brown.

“Ah.. It’s President Zhu Yin, it’s like this, this is a dimensional traveler. Today, thanks to him, we repelled the army of barrage madness.” Chun Yangping said quickly.

“Oh huh huh? Really?” Zhu Yin cast his gaze over, squinting at Han Yu.

“Well~ it doesn’t look like ordinary people from this bright bald head. Has the letter of introduction been written?” Zhu Yin said.

“Yes!” Chun Yangping quickly took out the letter of introduction.

Zhu Yin nodded: “Um~ Not bad, it’s going to happen well, well, he will leave it to me, you can go to work.”

“Okay, please come to the chairman, Han Yu Warrior, come on! Goodbye.” Chun Yangping rode away on his small battery.

“Bye…bye…” Han Yu looked at Chun Yangping who was going away in a daze.

“Ah la la, did you have a good relationship so soon? Don’t worry, the academy does not implement a closed system, you can visit him at any time, come with me now.” Zhu Yin covered his lips and chuckled.

“Uh… it’s not…”

Afterwards, Han Yu followed Zhu Yin to the dean’s office.

叽~~

The door was pushed open.

“Dean Elucci! I brought a new person to report.” Zhu Yin said.

“Oh oh~~ Zhu Yinjiang! Did you bring a fire truck to see me? Hey~~ eh eh eh!! Why is it a big light bulb!!” Ai Lucy was playing with the fire truck in her hand, turning from her chair Coming over, I saw Han Yu’s big bald head at a glance.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh? Lord Guimu is still hacking?” Zhu Yin asked after looking at the dean’s room.

“My Lord God, he knows how to play games every day, that’s true, ohhhhhhh!” At the thought of this, Elucci frowned and looked unhappy.

Zhu Yin smiled and stretched out a finger to scratch his face: “Ahaha…still the same…”

Han Yu was stunned: “Isn’t there only one god, Che Guevara?”

“Ah, you already know Master Guevara! Yes, there is indeed only one god, but for Dean Elucci, Master Guimu will always be the god in her heart.” Zhu Yin said.

“This one is here to sign up, right?” Ailucy asked.

“Well, this is a letter of introduction written by Chun Yangping for him.” Zhu Yin handed the letter of introduction to Ai Lucy’s desk.

After reading it apart, Elucci said, “The Dimensional Traveler, it is suspected that he will use the legendary skill, the Dimensional Lion Roar Technique, oh? It seems that I have picked up a treasure! Okay, I have stamped it, your dormitory. In the room, Zhu Yin, take him to pick up his belongings!”

“Good Master Dean~ Come with me.” Zhu Yin turned and left.

“Is this all right?” Han Yu touched his head and said.

“Of course~”

After that, Zhu Yin took Han Yu to the storage room and took pots, pans, pans, washcloths, toothbrushes and toothpaste and a set of bedding, led him to the downstairs of the dormitory and handed him the keys.

“Go, start your new life! Huh!” Zhu Yin stretched out his hands.

“…”

“Puff~bye~” Zhu Yin coughed dryly and turned to leave.

The dormitory walked into the dormitory holding these things and found the room.

咚咚咚…

“Hey, come right away.” A female voice came.

“Mom! This…” Han Yu was taken aback, and quickly checked the room number. .

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