Is President Lu Bankrupt Today?
Chapter 1181: walleyeknee!
Cen Xi asked Lu Jingying: "If I and Xiaofudai fall into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"
Lu Jingyong hooked his lips and looked at Cen Xi, saying: "I will ask the teacher to teach Xiaofu Bag to swim tomorrow, so that when the above problems occur, both Xiaofu Bag and I can come to your rescue."
After speaking, Lu Jingyi added something meaningful: "Also, under my careful teaching, haven't you learned to swim?"
It seems that there is no way to solve this historical difficulty for President Lu, so Cen Xi decided not to follow the routine.
Cen Xi rushed to the ground and Jing Yi smiled slightly: "Then I will ask you another question."
Lu Jingxi nodded: "You said." Seeing this smile, he had an ominous premonition.
"If I fell into the septic tank and was caught, would you give me artificial respiration?" Cen Xi looked at Lu Jingzhen seriously.
Lu Jingying: "?????"
excuseme?
Others at the scene: "..." What devil problem is this?
In order to embarrass each other, are you too **** yourself?
Why assume you fell into a septic tank?
With a black line, Lu Jingxuan twitched the corners of his mouth, and questioned from the bottom of his soul: "Why did you fall into the septic tank?"
"Do you care about me? I just fell in. Do you want to do artificial respiration?" Cen Xi looks unreasonable.
"No." Lu Jinglian said "ruthlessly" without any hesitation.
Cen Xi fluttered off the answer board: "Okay, Lu Jingying, you don't love me anymore."
"No, I love you, so I won't." Lu Jingzhen explained solemnly, "If your mouth and respiratory tract are blocked by faeces, the oxygen I pass to you will not reach the lungs smoothly. At this time you What is needed is professional rescue. "
Cen Xi: "?????"
Does labor and management want to listen to you?
Cen Xi's several embarrassing embarrassments have no effect on Lu Jingying. Lu Jingying seems to have long been accustomed to Cen Xi's non-routine card issue.
auzw.com This recording is nearing its end, but Lu Jingye ’s extra tasks have not been completed. The director made a gesture to remind Lu Jingye that if the task is not completed, he will be punished. .
Lu Jing's face was holding the winning ticket.
He looked calmly at Cen Xi, in an extremely casual tone: "You have always said that your English is good, I will test you."
"Okay, take the test." Cen Xi raised his eyebrows smugly. "If you can test me, my name is your father!"
Lu Jingying raised an eyebrow: "Did you not call it long ago?"
Cen Xi: "?????"
Lu Jingying asked: "What is the English language of the wall?"
"Wall!" Cen Xi said.
"What about the eyes?"
"Eye!" Cen Xi glanced at Lu Jingzhen. "You're asking too simple, right? Do you look down on me?"
Lu Jingxuan chuckled in the corner of his mouth, "What about the knees?"
"Knee!"
Lu Jingyi nodded: "Well, say the three words together in order."
"Walleyeknee (I love you)!" Cen Xi froze after speaking.
by!
This routine is too deep, right? !!
Lu Jingxi smiled with satisfaction, suddenly leaned forward and leaned forward, the low voice also said in Cen Xi's ear: "Well, I love you too."
Then he pinched Cen Xi's chin to seal Cen Xi's lips.
other people:! !! !! !!
Lying down! !! !! President Lu is so good!
It was so exciting to see this scene!
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