Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Dr. Chen, I really know I was wrong..."

"Can you just treat me like a fart and let it go?"

The boy's expression when he looked at Chen Mu was no different from how he looked at the Lord of Hell.

He is the kind of student who has poor grades and needs to take make-up exams to get a diploma.

After going to college, I fished in troubled waters every day.

The reason why I came to the school hospital is to make my presence felt.

I also read news about some Internet celebrities who rely on their presence to attract traffic and reveal their income.

Seeing that those Internet celebrities often earn seven or eight figures in annual income.

How could a boy not be jealous?

Graduation is approaching.

Other classmates were busy looking for jobs. After being rejected several times in interviews, he began to consider the possibility of becoming an internet celebrity.

Although his short video account has not been very popular, he does not think it is his problem.

In his opinion, what he lacks is just an opportunity for the whole network to know him.

With the latest season of "Take You Into a Career Every Month" successfully landing at Haicheng University, boys' minds have become active.

He searched the Internet for two days and carefully selected the funniest jokes he tried to make in front of Chen Mu.

only……

The boy looked at Chen Mu with fearful eyes.

It is precisely because he himself is one of the viewers of the program "Take You Into a Career Every Month".

He knew it very well.

Chen Mu took the initiative to ask how terrible it was to treat patients.

He just wanted to have some fun.

Get a chance to become an internet celebrity.

But the school doctor in their school wants to send him to the ICU!

—

"I was very angry before, but after Dr. Chen spoke, I started to sympathize with this guy again."

"Dr. Chen has said before that in a place like a hospital, don't come casually if you are not sick. The campus hospital is also a hospital."

"What's the use of saying it? There are always those who don't believe in evil."

"Looking at Dr. Chen's expression, I feel like Dr. Chen is very tired now."

"How cowardly you are now, how arrogant you were just a minute ago."

"What I'm more curious about is, this guy looks pretty normal to me. How did Dr. Chen tell that he was sick?"

"You are asking in the barrage, and we can't answer you. How about you go directly to Haicheng University and ask Dr. Chen?"

"May I?"

"Yes! Of course you can. Doctor Chen will enthusiastically accept you as a volunteer!"

"Forget it then, I still have to work to earn money..."

"..."

—

The boy actually wanted to leave.

But he also felt that the school hospital was a bit mysterious.

He had no choice but to beg Chen Mu for mercy: "Doctor Chen, if this is not the case, as long as you don't treat me, I will come to the school hospital every day as a volunteer and be on call, okay?"

"I can make up for it!"

Seeing the boy's cautious appearance, Chen Mu felt helpless.

After sighing softly, he asked: "Classmate..."

"Do you think that if I don't treat you, you won't be sick?"

"If I can decide whether you are sick or not by just nodding my head, then I am not a doctor, but a magician..."

I saw the boy's whole body stiffened there.

Chen Mu said helplessly: "In this way, if you don't want to see a doctor in the school hospital, I won't make it difficult for you."

The boy looked at Chen Mu.

More hope.

But the next second.

Chen Mu's next sentence.

It directly made his mood hit rock bottom.

"I will issue you a referral form from the school hospital. You can just choose a school ambulance downstairs and go to the tertiary hospital to see it yourself."

The boy stared directly at Chen Mu.

Just when Chen Mu thought that the boy would do something drastic.

I saw...

Big drops of tears, as if for free, kept falling from the boy's eyes.

Chen Mu was dumbfounded.

—

"Dr. Chen: Classmate, whether you are sick or not is not up to me!"

"This classmate can really be regarded as a lesson learned from the past!"

"If there are still people in Haicheng University who want to come to the campus hospital to gain popularity, they should think carefully about it next time. Don't end up sending yourself to the ICU without gaining much popularity."

"No...Doctor Chen really doesn't think there is anything wrong with what he said..."

"Dr. Chen's tone when he asked this classmate to choose the school ambulance sounded the same as asking him to choose a coffin..."

"Otherwise? If a student in your school is sick, do you still require the student to take a taxi to the hospital?"

"That's the truth, but I still feel like something is weird..."

"..."

—

"Dr. Chen, I'd better take a look at your place."

The boy sobbed and sat down.

The people in white coats who were a little dissatisfied with him because he came to the school hospital to cause trouble now looked at him with nothing but sympathy in their eyes.

Chen Mu pointed at the boy's exposed arm.

"How long have the purple spots on your arms been there?"

The boy said: "It's been almost three or four months..."

Just finished.

Then out of habit, he added: "Dr. Chen, the weather in Haicheng is too hot, and boys like to exercise. It is normal to have some spots on the body. I am not necessarily sick..."

Chen Mu was speechless and stared at him: "Classmate, are you a doctor, or am I a doctor?"

"You are a doctor..." The boy didn't dare to look into Chen Mu's eyes.

Chen Mu was helpless: "Have you brought your ID card or medical insurance card?"

The boy took out his ID card from his pocket.

Chen Mu refreshed his mind on the computer.

The boy's message box popped up from the computer.

"Shen Yan."

Look at the name.

Chen Mu couldn't help but take another look at the boy in front of him.

This name looks like the name of the hero of a romance novel. Why is the name so nice and the person so unreliable? !

Chen Mu: "Classmate Shen Yan, you need to do a routine blood and urine test later."

"Judging from the marks on your arms, these spots are likely to be allergic purpura."

"But the specific nature of allergic purpura depends on the examination results to confirm the diagnosis."

Shen Yan uses that...

He looked at his arm with obviously frightened eyes.

He looked at his arm.

He couldn't help but look at Chen Mu.

He showed a smile that was much uglier than crying, "Dr. Chen, are you sure that I really have allergic purpura?"

Said.

Shen Yan recalled Chen Mu's explanation of allergic purpura in a live broadcast he had watched before.

moment.

The whole person's mood became even worse, "Is it the kind that, if not taken care of well, may evolve into leukemia, Henoch-Schonlein purpura?"

As Chen Mu nodded.

Shen Yan was in a trance, and his vision went dark.

Then the whole person fell backward.

A man in a white coat quickly rushed over and supported Shen Yan.

Shen Yan didn't really fall down.

After confirming that the patient had fainted, he looked at Chen Mu in a white coat for help: "Doctor Chen, what should I do?"

Because of allergic purpura.

Fainted?

What kind of psychological quality is this?

Chen Mu looked at Shen Yan who was unconscious.

After sighing, he turned towards the examination table and shouted, "That boy who induced vomiting, get out of the examination table!"

"vomit--"

Lin Ming, who could no longer spit out anything, was holding the trash can in a somewhat embarrassed manner.

The doctor beside him was still helpless, helping him wipe the snot and tears from his face.

Lin Ming heard the sound.

He looked around blankly.

And then found out...

There is only one examination bed in the school doctor's office? ? ?

Lin Ming looked at Chen Mu in disbelief and asked helplessly: "Doctor Chen, is it me you are talking about?"

Chen Mu nodded ruthlessly: "What else? Is there anyone else inducing vomiting in this room?"

Lin Ming: "..."

Lin Ming was not given too many opportunities to be sad.

Chen Mu urged impatiently: "It's the same thing if you vomit on the chair on the side. The comatose patient here needs the examination bed more."

Lin Ming also wanted to explain.

It's not that he doesn't want to let it go, he just doesn't have the strength.

Sudden.

There was a burst of air beneath him.

A man in a white coat couldn't wait and carried him directly to a chair aside.

"vomit--"

Lin Ming hugged the trash can, retching and crying.

only……

He had shed too many physiological tears because of vomiting.

leading up to this moment.

No one in the white coat could tell that his tears at this moment were aggrieved.

—

"Hahahaha!!! There are so many people in the school doctor's office, no one can see that Lin Ming is crying in grievance?"

"My wife noticed it, but she didn't say anything in the end..."

"Even if the people in white coats know that Lin Ming has been wronged, they won't care. Doctors are responsible for treating patients, not for coaxing people!"

"To put it bluntly, it's not all his own fault."

"Yes! If he hadn't eaten so much instant noodles, he wouldn't have come back to the school doctor's office to induce vomiting. If he hadn't induced vomiting, he wouldn't have been moved to a chair because he wasn't as sick as others."

"The logic of you guys is simply unbeatable!"

"Am I the only one who still pays attention to Shen Yan? I was stunned by allergic purpura. How miserable!"

"..."

—

After moving Lin Ming away.

The people in white coats quickly put on a brand new disposable medical sheet on the examination bed.

After putting down Shen Yan.

They all looked at Chen Mu eagerly: "Doctor Chen, please come first!!!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Although I know.

They asked them to see Shen Yan first.

You can savor the atmosphere at this moment.

Chen Mu still felt that something was strange, but he couldn't put it in words.

He simply pinched the middle part of his body.

Feel Shen Yan's pulse.

Chen Mu fell into silence inexplicably.

Seeing Chen Mu's posture, the people in white coats also looked at each other.

The bolder ones took the initiative and asked: "Dr. Chen, apart from allergic purpura, is there any other disease that may exist in student Shen Yan's body?"

Shen Yan just opened his eyes.

When I heard the question from the white coat, my vision went dark again and I almost fainted.

He didn't even dare to make a sound.

He stared eagerly at Chen Mu who took his pulse, waiting for Chen Mu to judge him.

Chen Mu looked up.

He met Shen Yan's frightened gaze.

He smiled helplessly, and then said: "Classmate Shen Yan, judging from your pulse, your stomach may not be in good condition."

Shen Yan: "!!!"

Chen Mu: "Are you in a situation where your stomach is bulging even after you have eaten, but you still feel hungry?"

Shen Yan nodded stiffly.

Looking at Chen Mu desperately: "Dr. Chen, can I call the funeral home directly?"

"You don't even need to go to the ICU?"

Chen Mu: "..."

He glanced at Shen Yan speechlessly, "Classmate, it's not that serious."

Shen Yan didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief.

Then I heard what Chen Mu said next: "There may be a problem with your kidneys."

Shen Yan was numb: "Dr. Chen, do I have any other questions?"

Chen Mu: "That's all for now."

Shen Yan still wanted to fight for herself, "Doctor Chen, don't wait for a while, please help me more..."

"If I have any hidden problems, please help me once and for all..."

Chen Mu returned to his seat helplessly and said to a man in a white coat who was familiar with the drugs in the school hospital: "Please help me see if the Helicobacter pylori test is still there."

"If so, we will test him for Helicobacter pylori based on the original examination."

"Oh, by the way, add another poop routine, I want to see the results."

Listening to this series of inspections from Chen Mu's mouth.

Shen Yan was going crazy, "Dr. Chen, these are the only tests I have, right? I don't need any other tests!"

Chen Mu looked at Shen Yan as if he were a fool.

"What are you thinking about, of course!"

Shen Yan looked at the ceiling of the school hospital in despair.

He would rather he was still fainting now.

—

"I actually quite understand how Shen Yan is feeling right now. He knows he is sick, but he is the most anxious before the test results come out."

"Perhaps because he is sick, I really sympathize with Shen Yan now."

"I've been thinking too much. Doctor Chen said he has a gastric problem. At the very least, he needs to have another gastroscopy..."

"I remember that gastroscopy requires anesthesia? Does the campus hospital of Haicheng University have such equipment?"

"Except for some medical university hospitals that are comparable to tertiary hospitals, it is impossible for ordinary campus hospitals to be equipped with anesthetics..."

"When it comes to anesthetics, every used bottle must be recorded. Haicheng University probably can't do a gastroscopy."

"I remember you have to fast for a gastroscopy. Even if Haicheng University can do a gastroscopy, he can't do it today, right?"

"..."

—

Chen Mu was still typing on the computer: "Abdominal B-ultrasound, our school has a machine, but if it can be done, I have to ask in the B-ultrasound room. I wonder if the new group of intern doctors are familiar with the machine."

"If the school hospital can't do it, go to the hospital for an abdominal B-ultrasound."

"Huh? Why is he so fast? You go there again and ask if the school hospital can do abdominal ultrasound. Can you do an abdominal vascular ultrasound along the way? I want to see the results."

Said.

Chen Mu's eyes fell on the shivering Shen Yan, "Now that you're awake, what are you doing sitting here? Take the time to draw blood, test urine, and poop!"

"There are still so many tests waiting for you!"

Shen Yan got up with a sad face and walked halfway.

Suddenly he remembered something very outrageous and looked at Chen Mu helplessly, "Dr. Chen, I understand the urine test. What does it mean to wait for me to poop?"

Chen Mu: "Oh, when it comes to the urine test window, tell them that you have to do a stool routine, and they will give you a disposable container then."

"When you go to the toilet to poop, just take it out a little bit."

Chen Mu was not surprised.