23 – Female status window NPC. (One)

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“…What is this?”

By the time I almost crawled down the cliff. The status window, where the ego disappeared, began to scream.

No matter how you think about it, the reason for this is…

“…f*ck.”

I hope not.

I just wish I had received experience points from catching slime. Or, I wish I had heard of that bastard golem’s last hit.

Suddenly, the body becomes light, and the rings and bracelets disappear as if they were weathered.

The emerald necklace hanging around my neck lost its shine and became just a stone. Please, please, please.

Without paying any attention to the increased stats or HP, I just threw myself down the cliff that was not far away.

For some reason, I thought it would be okay at this height.

and.

-fault!!

The lighter body allowed it to land safely, even from quite high positions, with the agility of a cat. But I don’t pay any attention to that fact and look around.

There were yellow or melted rocks around as if something had exploded, probably a sight created by falling slime.

I ran in the direction where the situation became more serious.

Somehow, I can see the surroundings better, and the location of the melting floor is easy to avoid because the liquid hasn’t completely disappeared yet, but I’m not very interested in this either.

Just, the truth of this tyranny… If possible, I run in the direction I want.

and.

“…ah.”

there’s nothing.

No matter where you look, it’s a crater where something huge has clearly crashed into it. The location where it was visible was a place that was certain to not be able to go any further. I looked toward the center from that position, but there wasn’t even a trace of the Mime Golem.

“…Hey! Gor!! You lost?! Answer me!!!”

I pretended to remain calm and shouted as usual, but my voice echoed in vain in the valley below the cliff.

“…Hey!! What a spectacular view!! Take off your clothes?!!”

[……]

The status window was floating indifferently, and I deliberately opened the hood once again, but again, nothing appeared.

“…f*ck you.”

Someone said that to me in my past life. They say a man only cries three times in his life, but I already cried when my father passed away, so I only have one last time left.

“You bastard. Call me master or not.”

He wipes his eyes with his sleeve and then turns his back. It was like a pestilent status window, so I said I wouldn’t die, but I collapsed.

No matter how much I thought about it, it wasn’t the amount of experience I would get from catching one 270, and it was definitely a gift he left me when he died.

“…f*ck you. Don’t ask me to give you a name.”

I couldn’t help but feel like I didn’t need this gift.

Without checking the level or condition, I turned my back and headed towards the cliff.

In the first place, I didn’t like the stone lady that much. I just clung to it because it felt cool to hold it. Yeah, I thought it was a bit of an early breakup…

[Not a f*cking guy, but a f*cking b*tch.]

“uh?”

That message appeared in the small status window in front of me. what?

“You, you!! Poetry, they said you wouldn’t die?!”

[Not dead.]

“Go, the golem is dead!!”

[Are you worried?]

“What are you worrying about?!

[The height of the cliff is 700 meters. The more honest you are, the higher the point.]

ha. Are you worried about this bad boy? It’s the biggest blemish in my life.

Filled with annoyance, I glared at the status window and shouted.

“f*ck! Yes!! They said they wouldn’t die, but there was no answer, so I followed them! Even then, the golem was destroyed and I got a whole bunch of experience points?! Now you’re useless too!!”

I screamed out loud, but the status window didn’t say anything.

To be honest, it doesn’t really matter that this bastard is the only one alive, but I feel bad for making fun of someone who was worried, so I guess I should say more…

[sorry. Because I worried you.]

“…Crazy guy.”

[……]

The sudden reaction of the person who apologized made me lose any thought of saying anything more. Ugh, I can’t help it.

“That’s it. If you’re safe, now stop talking nonsense. Ira will be disappointed. I thought you were cool…”

[And, I’m sorry again. I can’t move right now, please help me.]

“huh?”

what? Can’t move? No, I’m moving well now… Where are you going?

The small status window flew out and started moving somewhere. It feels like you are following me. No, it feels like he thinks I will follow him unconditionally.

under! At this rate, who the hell is the owner and the status window? Aren’t these my tools?

I wonder if the golem is still alive somewhere, so he started guiding me and I wondered how to repair the golem if its legs had melted and been cut off…

[welcome. master.]

“…Oh my God. What is this again?”

My worries fly away in an instant, and only absurdity and embarrassment remain. and.

[look. I’m not crazy, I’m crazy. right?]

The gray woman, who made my worries even deeper, displayed a status window in front of her.

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filthy heavy It was really about 100 times heavier than Ira.

[It is low point to call a woman heavy.]

“f*ck no. You’re not a woman, you’re a golem.”

[This is a slime golem. That’s female.]

“It’s the same with the titles you give me. Is it all just a combination of my name? Can I even do things like slime? And why do golems have a male and female?”

[You have acquired the skill. A few things are possible. And it’s not on the golem, it’s on myself.]

I climbed up the cliff carrying the golem that had taken on the form of a woman and put it down for now.

it’s really damn heavy

“Why are your hands like this again?”

[First of all, the limbs melted and there was no time to sculpt them again. I will restore it as soon as my MP recovers.]

“…Yes, do it yourself.”

It was good that he was able to eat slime and change his appearance, but Gor said that he didn’t know that the golem’s limbs had melted and been cut off, so he used all the remaining MP to sculpt himself.

Thanks to this, the ridiculous situation of turning into a beautiful girl golem with stubby hands and no legs. It will be a sight that fans of that direction will be thrilled to see.

Of course, since I am a gentleman, I don’t think that way…

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“…What are you doing?”

[Click to view.]

“Why do I have to watch it now?”

[The touch will be soft. Because it’s slime.]

“That and the reason I need to see the detailed view now don’t match?”

[Try pressing it.]

“No. You crazy bastard.”

What on earth should I do with this idiot who, like before, puts a detailed view on his chest and shakes his body by telling me to press it?

Should I really just leave it?

[I caught the slime. I think you need a reward.]

“…Are you really crazy?”

[Year. Please click once.]

“Haaa.”

– Hold on. Malkan.

[An♡]

I hate it. really.

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[-Job: Mountain Keeper NPC- Level: 355 Name: Jack. Age: 16.]

[Strength: 110+?]

[Agility: 139+?]

[Intelligence: 6+?]

[Luck: 3+??]

[HP: 302,235+???]

[MP : 0+0]

[Skill: Mountain Manager]

[Mountain manager effect: All stats increase slightly in the mountains you manage.]

[new! Skill: Slime Golem Tamer]

[Slamime Golem Tamer Effect: When giving instructions directly to the golem, additional stats are given to strength and agility in proportion to one’s own stats.]

[Mountain under management: -Ponia- -Ottoman Empire- (How to register nearby mountains: View details)]

[Title: View details.]

[Title: The mountain keeper who killed the Heavenly Demon. A mountain keeper, but a miner. A mountain ranger who gained the favor of the Mime Golem. The mountain ranger who enslaved the female swordsman inside the blonde wall. Is the mountain in your neighborhood awesome? Siscon Mountain Keeper.]

[new! : Acetic acid slime killer. A person who receives the golem’s love. Tsundere mountain ranger.]

“…Wait a minute. What are the titles and skills? Tsundere? Do you really want to die?”

[I don’t want to die, but the title wasn’t given to me. Skills are also derived from the master’s actions.]

“…Ha. But why didn’t my intelligence increase? It increased by the amount of the ring’s additional stat, but didn’t go up one degree at all?”

[…I think it’s pitiful.]

“You b*tch.”

[She’s like a golem.]

The luck minus has disappeared, and strength and agility have increased significantly.

Strength seems to have increased by 1.1 per level up, and agility has increased by almost 1.5, excluding the additional 7 stat increase due to the accessory.

Wow, this stat is almost 150? I’m talking about taking away intelligence and luck. But…

“No matter how much I think about it, I think the stat that should be related to intelligence is attached to HP.”

[Don’t worry, I will take good care of my master.]

“…are you criticizing me because I have bad hair?”

[Ira is smart too, so it will be okay.]

Heh heh, heh heh heh!! It’s not wrong, but why do I feel so bad?

Accessories that receive additional fixed stats will no longer be effective if purchased at a store.

From now on, everyone has to find rare or unique accessories, or raid drops… Huh? for a moment.

“Gor. Didn’t get anything out of it when you caught the slime? Equipment, something like an accessory. At least something like his hack.”

[……]

I caught the raid boss, but there’s no way anything didn’t pop up.

At least, it is common sense that even the normal item will appear, and even if the real world does not appear, even if it does not appear, the magic stone must come out.

However, after hearing my words, Gor turned his head to the side and looked only down the valley.

Oh yeah.

“You golem-like b*tch, you ate all of that?!”

[Ahh!!! No more throwing!! please!!! sorry!! sorry!!!]

It seems that my golem is trying to become an unjust pretty girl thief.

Of course, even if the Lord allows it, I have no intention of allowing it, you b*tch!!!

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