It’s a Bit Early To Cross

It's also a coincidence.

When Chu Heng came to the South Lane of Baizhifang to look for the one-eyed old man, he happened to bump into him coming up, and the little girl who was so fascinated by him that she almost bumped into a telephone pole went out.

The two met at the door, face to face, eye to eye.

"Shua!"

The girl's face turned red instantly, she didn't even say hello, she ran past him with her head down, as if she saw something she was ashamed to talk about.

"Is there something wrong with this girl?"

Chu Heng entered the courtyard in a daze, and saw the one-eyed old man sitting at the door of his house basking in the sun as soon as he opened his eyes. He hurriedly greeted, "Men!"

"Hey boy! Why are you here? Please come inside!"

The one-eyed old man was deeply impressed by him, not because of the bizarre and tortuous story of the deaf old lady, but because of the feast, which was really memorable.

Even though it's been so long, every time he thinks about it, he still swallows his saliva.

It's really delicious!

He used to be rich in his early years, and he also went to restaurants of all sizes in Sijiu City. As for the meal at Chu Heng's house, there was no need for places like Taifeng Tower and Qingyun Tower!

"I'm in a hurry, so I won't be polite to you, hurry up and come with me." Chu Heng stepped forward a few steps, pulled the old man and walked out.

"Slow down, don't worry about anything, let me put my shoes on first!"

The old man broke away from him, bent down to lift up the shoe he was pulling, and asked at the same time, "What is it, is this?"

"Damn it, don't mention it!" Chu Heng also started to break his mouth, standing aside with his hips akimbo, and pouted: "Didn't you say to find a younger sister for the old lady last time? Well, someone will look for it." Yes, but they are sent in a pile of three, so I can only ask you to identify them."

"Hey, these mud legs, are they poor and crazy or something."

The old man was happy when he heard the words, slowly straightened his waist, shook his patched jacket, straightened his thin ribs, and walked out with the arrogance of a former hero on his face. , quite a bit full of noble stomach fan.

"Let's go, Master Huang is going to meet these gangsters for a while today! Let's see what monsters and monsters are!"

But when he came outside the door and got into the magnificent Volga, the old man's aura quickly slipped away, and he looked left and right like a bumpkin, his eyes were full of wonder and excitement, and his blood pressure surged upwards with excitement. Old Zhang's face was blood red.

"Hey baby!"

"Is this the car the leaders are riding in?"

"It's so comfortable!"

"I didn't expect that I, Huang, would be able to enjoy this kind of treatment in my lifetime! Ancestor manifests, ancestor manifests!"

…

Why is the old man so excited?

You want to.

In the past, the bosses in the sea all sat on this kind of Volga. In the early years, it was a dragon chariot, so the flat-headed bosses could sit on it?

Just chanting one sentence is enough to cut your head back!

As for him, he not only sat on it directly, but also smoked in it.

What an honor this is for an old man who has been recalling the glory of his ancestors!

Chu Heng worriedly looked at the excited old man behind him through the rearview mirror, fearing that he would be so excited that he would pass by with a bang.

Fortunately, the old man has seen storms before, and he is in good health. After being agitated for a while, he gradually calmed down.

The old man touched the soft seat under his buttocks, and looked at the pretty boy in front of him who could throw the number one card in the theater. A little cautious, he asked him: "Man, aren't you the director of the grain store? How can you still open this?"

"It's a child without a mother. It's a long story! It's like this..." Chu Heng was scratched to the itch in an instant, and he told the old man how he defeated Maozi.

"The grandson looks like a big bear, and his appearance is ugly. Zhong Kui, who has eyes like copper bells and a mouth like blood, is alive and well, so he went with me. There is a little girl named Li Jiangqi. , I was scared to pee on the spot! That smell~ Hey!"

"But who am I? The successor of communism, can you be afraid of a paper tiger like him?"

…

Just talking nonsense all the way, the two arrived at the compound without knowing it.

Because they brought extra people, the guards questioned the old man for a while, and finally checked with the old man Xie before letting them in.

"Thuk Tuk!"

The car was driving fast on the straight road in the courtyard, the old man looked at the rapidly reversing street scene, and the well-equipped pedestrians on the side of the street, and thought of the heavily guarded card game at the door just now, he couldn't help trembling in his heart : "I said, man, where are we going? I don't think this place is simple! The previous imperial palace was nothing more than this, right?"

"It's not far from it! Just remember, don't look at this place and talk less, just do what you are asked to do, and you will benefit from it when you are done!"

"Hey baby, you said earlier that I'm not coming!"

The old man's legs were weak, and his heart was trembling. He had done immoral things all his life, and what he was most afraid of was seeing officials, especially high officials.

"It's late!"

Chu Heng stepped on the brakes with a smile on his face, and the car stopped steadily in front of Xie's courtyard.

"boom!"

Getting out of the car, Chu Heng looked back at the one-eyed old man who was lying on the car and refused to get off. He walked over helplessly, opened the door, and forced him out of the car.

"Oh, what are you afraid of? It's not you who are being judged, but someone else!"

"That's what I said, but I'm just scared." The old man smiled wryly and grabbed Chu Heng's arm, followed him step by step, and walked into the small courtyard.

Xie Ying was in the courtyard at this time, and when she saw Chu Heng leading the man over, she hurried over and said to the old man with an apologetic expression: "I'm really sorry, if there is no other way, we don't want to bother you, old man."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's easy."

The old man hurriedly waved his hands, Xie Ying's low profile made his heart drop slightly.

After a few simple words of courtesy, the three of them went to the main room together.

At this time, there were six people in the house.

In addition to Xie Lixuan and Xie Jun, there was also a middle-aged man with a stiff demeanor and sweaty head, hiding aside and shivering.

The remaining three are three old ladies in their seventies and eighties.

Chu Heng glanced at the three old ladies, and his face suddenly became serious.

Good guy!

Just looking at this aspect, these few people are not good at it!

A thin, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man with a mean face was arguing with the hulking old lady with a stern face. The two refused to give in to the other, saying that the other was fake~www.wuxiamtl.com~ The monkey sees the Tathagata.

And another kind-hearted old lady sat quietly on the side, her eyebrows drooped, and she was still chanting some scriptures, as if she was indifferent to the world.

"I advise you two old **** to get out of here quickly, or I will kill you both when I find my sister!"

"Damn! You old bum, who do you call elder sister? You don't even urinate to take pictures, do you deserve it? Oh, I forgot, you can't take pictures when you squat down to urinate."

"Against the Gods"

"Standing like a dead coffin?"

"Back! Back! Back..."

…

As soon as Chu Heng entered the room, his ears were buzzing with the sound of quarreling. He was dying speechless, but the two fat and thin old ladies who were full of anger, regardless of their respect, hurriedly stepped forward and shouted: shut up!"

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